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RomanceRe: Scratching, Slaps &Pulling Out Hair Weaves. Catfights By The Ladies Of Romance!! by slimyem: 3:19pm On Dec 13, 2011
please stop spoking in igbo.
spark Englishe.this is an englishe forum grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: A Girl Brkup Wit A Boy 1yr And, Later To Tell Him Dat They Should Come Bk by slimyem: 12:11pm On Dec 13, 2011
aint nothing special in that as long all surrounding issues are properly weighed.
CelebritiesRe: By Faith Can I Marry Kelly Rowland? by slimyem: 12:08pm On Dec 13, 2011
guy,seriously,when did you and lefulefu start staying in the same house??
How come you got infected this fast?
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by slimyem: 11:45am On Dec 13, 2011
voting the afore-mentioned oga/madam.
RomanceRe: Shocking News! by slimyem: 11:34am On Dec 13, 2011
Ijogz K:
Have u smoked your weed this morning again? Tot dat uv been taken to a rehab  undecided
no,i aint coming to meet you at yaba left.be a good boy,take your drugs and stay calm.it'll do you a lotta good.
RomanceRe: Shocking News! by slimyem: 11:11am On Dec 13, 2011
Showing at Silverbird Cinemas and Ozone Cinemas from December 13th 2011 to December 31st 2011
RomanceRe: Shocking News! by slimyem: 10:42am On Dec 13, 2011
Ranosky-marketing manager
ijogz k-driver.
RomanceRe: Body Language From Our Nigerian Sisters by slimyem: 10:31am On Dec 13, 2011
^^yes,you can nyash yourself.just pull your d1ck down between yr legs backwards and stick it in your shithole. angry angry
RomanceRe: Shocking News! by slimyem: 10:28am On Dec 13, 2011
wardrobe and make-up:BABE!
Refreshment-lefulefu and tellwizzy
lighting and camera-Mr.Cork and 190
RomanceRe: A Babe With A Lady Gaga Personality Vs A Virgin Babe Na Wich One U Go Pfer? by slimyem: 10:23am On Dec 13, 2011
^^G-class is not the issue though its equally important.
I need you to spice up your swaggs a little bit more grin grin
RomanceRe: A Babe With A Lady Gaga Personality Vs A Virgin Babe Na Wich One U Go Pfer? by slimyem: 10:03am On Dec 13, 2011
Ijogz K:
What an intelligent dumb question, You keep breaking your stupwidity records, You are d best at what you know how to do best "silly talks"
lwkmd
RomanceRe: Have I Committed Adultery? by slimyem: 9:53am On Dec 13, 2011
wondering what's making your sorry asses obsessed with freecocoa, smh!
RomanceRe: Can A Man And Woman Be Close Friends Without Having Anything In Mind ? by slimyem: 9:40am On Dec 13, 2011
maclatunji:
Don't come here and try to teach me morality, I am talking about facts here not fiction. It is practically impossible not to be sexually attracted to a member of the other gender you have selected as a close friend. I will believe you if it is proven that you don't have hormones running in your blood.
forgive me if i sound insultive but it seems to me your testosteron level is a bit on the high side grin grin
RomanceRe: Body Language From Our Nigerian Sisters by slimyem: 9:17am On Dec 13, 2011
[quote author=deal_ordea link=topic=823799.msg9753113#msg9753113 date=1323754385]You no dey sleep?[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=823799.msg9753383#msg9753383 date=1323759068]Him na kerosene[/quote]morning never reach for una two syd?
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Women? by slimyem: 7:24am On Dec 13, 2011
Igwe419:
[font=times]Why is it that you can turn a Nigerian woman's head around by showing her money? You can basically do anything with a Nigerian women if you promise her every material in the world, what is going on?Where are the [color=Black]ethnics ?
Holy ghost Fire!!!
RomanceRe: If A Man-lover Rub Ur Head And Tell U Dat U Handsome Na Wetin U Go Do? by slimyem: 6:51am On Dec 13, 2011
lefulefu:
i for no mind for u to give me head cheesy cheesy cheesy if not for those fangs wey u get for front of your mouth grin
you seem to be opening your mouth but all i hear is blah blah blah grin grin
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by slimyem: 6:40am On Dec 13, 2011
Ranoscky:
But u guys are effin wicked o! I know som1 that has been xpectin his/her name to be mentioned, but u guys have REALLY effed his/her style up. Lol. Oga/madam, take heart o!
who's the oga /madam?i feel like doing a favour today
RomanceRe: If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst Then You Dont Deserve Me At My Best. True? by slimyem: 6:34am On Dec 13, 2011
the statement is transparent enough.it is as simple as it says. grin grin
RomanceRe: Have U Noticed? by slimyem: 6:31am On Dec 13, 2011
here they go again, una no dey tire??
RomanceRe: Body Language From Our Nigerian Sisters by slimyem: 6:30am On Dec 13, 2011
suscribing. grin grin
RomanceRe: Mr Jaybee's Input Especially: Am I Being Too Objective? by slimyem: 6:25am On Dec 13, 2011
as much as people think its okay to define relationships at the start of it,it also doesnt makes sense to meet a guy and decide right on the spot he's a guy you would want to marry or not.
My dear,you like this guy,go for him and live for the moment.however,make him understand you are not getting in the relationship to play away your time,emotions and all.
You might end up finding out stuff that'd make him the undesirable suitor on the long run and he might end up finding out how you are the best thing ever and how much he'd lost if he doesnt marry you so you see it is not wise to get into a relationship with the sole intent of marriage.
Go have fun,be yourself and enjoy the relationship while it lasts.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 10:38pm On Dec 12, 2011
Firearm:
i have got a hole;

in front, just as u like it

so we do hole to hole and your mouth to my hole

that hole of mine is between my lips. . . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue tongue
who cares about yr lips?
A hole deep fore-hole between yr legs is the deal.
My gurls are taking a nap.get out now before the next session begins and before they pounce on you.a word is enough for the stray-d1ck
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 10:18pm On Dec 12, 2011
Firearm:
^^^

no need for that. we will use your own hole.  Open it so I can start work immediately  grin grin cheesy
the only criteria for workin my hole is if you've got a hole(the fore one) too.if not,please disappear!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do These Gurls Behave Like A Thief? by slimyem: 10:13pm On Dec 12, 2011
tellfoolish,why will your brain stop functioning like that of a ram?
RomanceRe: Can A Man And Woman Be Close Friends Without Having Anything In Mind ? by slimyem: 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2011
Loveaflame:
It is 100% possible.I once had a lady friend before I got married.We were so close that people thought I was going to marry her.But we were just close friends.

It all depends on your mindset and maturity.The problem with many people is that they have a corrupt mind program that affects the way they look at things and the definitions given to such.
bless your soul for making this point grin grin
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by slimyem: 9:28pm On Dec 12, 2011
[quote author=lola.luv link=topic=823648.msg9751251#msg9751251 date=1323721185]@Slimyem
Noted!!  smiley

*mutters*I don't know why I got the impression o!![/quote]smiley smiley smiley smiley grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 9:24pm On Dec 12, 2011
Firearm:
dont worry, I didn't come with my d1ck.  I detached it  tongue tongue tongue
nice!!!
come here.lemme drill a hole in-between yr legs with the v i brator i got here.come ere p u s sy.m waiting wink wink wink wink
Yorisb:
huh shocked huh undecided
wetin you dey find for hia??u are not welcome.pls get out!!
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by slimyem: 9:10pm On Dec 12, 2011
[quote author=lola.luv link=topic=823648.msg9751139#msg9751139 date=1323720113]^^^
I can respect that! And you're married BTW. So I guess nothing wrong with that!!  wink cheesy smiley[/quote]i aint married  but it still doesnt change the fact that snooping has helped me not to waste tym with any undeserving person in the pastgrin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Make You Happy Right Now? by slimyem: 9:05pm On Dec 12, 2011
i wish i was making triple of what m making now cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Do You Secretly Go Through Your Lover's Private Stuff? by slimyem: 9:00pm On Dec 12, 2011
yes i do but its occassional.i have to be sure no one's playing no games on me. cheesy cheesy cheesy
i have foud out stuff before and it has influenced the end of such relationships which on the long run has been to my own advantage.
sometimes,you gotta snoop to be sure of what your place really is in a partner's lyf
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hoping To Meet Someone Interesting by slimyem: 8:34pm On Dec 12, 2011
may your wish come to pass even though i doubt it will here grin grin

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