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PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Storms Anambra State Ahead Of Governorship Election by Sllime: 2:23am On Nov 14, 2017
PDP criminals now in APC. Next they will tell us PDP spoilt this country and we keep wondering..
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Fan: "Call The Police If I Don't Invest In The South East" by Sllime: 7:00am On Aug 28, 2017
Benekruku:
grin grin grin

Which sane fun loving Businessman will want to leave the West and go invest in a land locked region where erosion can wash-off his investment overnight.

Who does that? Moreover, it's a loss as the market is not there. More than half of his kinsmen re already in Lagos so why return to the ghost land.
Aside your erosion statement your first paragraph have some elements of truth in it. It will amaze you that its cheaper and safer for a businessman to transport his goods from China, USA etc to Lagos port. However, it is more expensive to transport that same goods from Lagos down to the east, lets say Onitsha main market. Bad roads, armed robbers, unncessary levy by every security agents in dis country be it Customs, Nigeria police force, Civil defense, road safety, even community vigilantees.

Anytime you want to make an international flight you have to move down to Lagos. As a fresh graduate you are probably wasting your time searching for job in the east. No Federal govt presence in form of agencies. Companies run on profit maximisation and would prefer to establish close to Lagos. Yet the govt will say you are wrong for agitating. We dont even need govt presence, just an international airport and a port and watch what happens to your Lagos. Anyway, its Oga Jonathan that i will blame, now we will have Kano to Daura rail road. Yet project of more economic importance are yearning to be carried out
HealthRe: Anayo Isaac With Mouth Cancer Blasts Enugu Governor Ugwuanyi For Not Helping Him by Sllime: 11:37pm On Aug 24, 2017
michael142:
The problem with igbo people na their bad mouth. Always insulting and acting rude. See person when need help self dey sound rude. I just tire for this people.
Cant u just make your point without calling out an entire tribe. This guy is alive and watching his clock tick down, anyways i dont expect u to understand the pyschological impact of frustration and helplessness. I see a young man who is calm and strong at d face of extreme pain and potential death.
HealthRe: Baby Born "Pregnant" In India Shocks Health Expert (PHOTOS) by Sllime: 5:36pm On Aug 01, 2017
Only in India u will see dis cases
PoliticsRe: Fayose Pictured With Oyedepo As His Son Rogba Gradates From Covenant University by Sllime: 11:40am On Jul 22, 2017
greatiyk4u:
Convenant University is as expensive as foreign unis.......he no see Ekiti state uni, OAU, UNILAG et.al?
Bros, the fact here dat his son graduated from a Nigerian University, dont be bias about it, whether its private or Public its a Nigerian University. Your argument about school fees hold no water cos the school fees of convenant University is same as the cost of return tickets to some of dis european countries. We have not start talking about other expenses. Just commend the man.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Sllime: 12:11am On Jun 30, 2017
Just for the record...when you are married, u only have 1, i mean just 1 bestfriend.
PoliticsRe: Security Advises Against Arrest Of Northern Youths by Sllime: 9:39am On Jun 17, 2017
This is the kind of recommendation you get when you make appointments out of nepotism. The people making this recommendations come from just one side of the country, so what do you expect?
CrimeRe: Man Shot By Police At Dino Melaye's Protest Rally (Graphic Photo) by Sllime: 6:34pm On Jun 12, 2017
Its normal news...there was a country. Mtcheew
PoliticsRe: Igbos Should Stop Complaining, They Didn’t Invest In Buhari’s Campaign – Ngige by Sllime: 7:02pm On May 25, 2017
“Even in a family where the head of the family goes to the farm to harvest his yams those who accompany the farmer to the farm get more share.

“When they bring back the yams some of them will be damaged, and the pieces are put out in one section. Then the whole yams are put into the barn and some will be sent to the market for sale. And some will be sent to the family centrally for distribution among the family units.

“Those ones that are in pieces, the extras, will be shared among those that went to the farm. We did not benefit from the extras with people who went to the farm. We didn’t go to the farm in the south-east”, he added.When they bring back the yams some of them will be damaged, and the pieces are put out in one section. Then the whole yams are put into the barn and some will be sent to the market for sale. And some will be sent to the family centrally for distribution among the family units.

“Those ones that are in pieces, the extras, will be shared among those that went to the farm. We did not benefit from the extras with people who went to the farm. We didn’t go to the farm in the south-east”, he added.


I love this analogy sir, this is the simplest explaination of Nigeria. However, i was disappointed when you failed to mention that the land that produces that yam comes from the south. Hence, the south do not need to farm on it in the first. Hence, its obvious there is fraud in the set up of this country. Secondly sir, the North has never backed anybody from the south. It has always backed someone from the North no matter how incompetent the person is. Irrespective of that, nobody has used it to as an excuse not to give them there lion share of the yam even the so called Jonathan you mentioned.So that your argument holds no water.
CelebritiesRe: "I Will Rape You" - Fan Threatens Ufedo Sunshine Over Las Vegas Hotel Room Photo by Sllime: 10:38am On Apr 29, 2017
Ontarget:
What's tempting about the picture really? He called himself a boy so I guess he is a young dude who just completed puberty and hasn't gotten used to seeing the female anatomy.
I know d recent trend in womens fashion is displaying ur whole anatomy with ur tight tops exposing huge cleaveages and breasts, bumshots and jeggins displaying ur whole laps, ass and vagina outlines. What d young guy did is totally wrong but i have been shouting it, sexual abuse is not just rape. Indecessent dressing is part of abuse and its one of d leading factors to rape. U display ur whole thick laps on social media and u ask whats tempting abt it. Thank God she did not show reverse backside. If u knew how many husbands, colleagues and brothers dat probably looked at d pics lustfully and codedly kept calm. Just because they do not express it doesnt mean she has not caused some level of damage grin
CultureRe: I Am Accountable To Only One KING - Ooni Of Ife Speaks (video) by Sllime: 10:57pm On Apr 27, 2017
Mehn, U will reign forever. Humble with no atom of pride. Enlightenment is good
SportsRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Ahmed Musa And Juliet Adeh Ejue by Sllime: 10:54pm On Apr 27, 2017
Please my muslim friends dont take dis d other way, i need to be educated on dis. If a guy is allowed to marry a second wife to avoid cheating, y is ur women not allowed to marry a second husband to avoid cheating too. Abi muslim ladies do not have sexual feelings.

Secondly, if ur women are urged to close their beauty to avoid unecessary attraction, sometimes overall body coverage is involved. Y is d same rule not strictly applied on ur males cos i know some muslim countries have extremely handsome men like Saudi, Egypt, Tunisia etc. Scientifically, it is proven men and women share same level of attractictions and sexual urges though the former expresses theirs more.

Please someone enlighten me oo cos im thinking its more like a one sided belief
PoliticsRe: EFCC Calls Reno Omokiri To Order Over His Post On The Presidency & The EFCC by Sllime: 8:59pm On Apr 27, 2017
reyscrub:
On a serious note, I can't tolerate an abuse even though if I'm a public person, I think I'm still a human.

If anyone pass a derogatory statement at me like what Reno is doing to PMB, I swear, I will arrange for the folk an teach him lesson of life.

What sort of noncence is that. If not that PMB has already being rumor that he is a military ruler style leader, how many can try such in the era of Obj.

Respect is reciprocal, we Nigeria hide under opportunity to cause trouble, even though apart from being a president, he is old enough to father very many of this folks.


He who abuses PMB, abuses his father.

Simple.
Bros before u arrange folks, do u need a list of names and derogatory statements hauled on Former President Jonathan by PMB himself and APC before he left office. Its a pity our subtle dictator will not allow any criticism and will do anything humanly possible to kill or intimidate any form of criticism.

Finally, apart from few men like Fayose and Reno. The rest of u in PDP shame be unto u. We have seen that u folks are cowards. I remembered how APC criticised Jonathans govt to a point of confusion. Every policy whether good or bad was criticised to stupor.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Calls Reno Omokiri To Order Over His Post On The Presidency & The EFCC by Sllime: 8:44pm On Apr 27, 2017
EFCC please tell this to APC and Mr.President. There was no name and insult Jonathan and his wife did not receive when they where in seat. Yet no one called them to order.
TV/MoviesRe: What You Should Know About The New Startimes Gemini Combo by Sllime(op): 9:53am On Apr 22, 2017
skywalker240:
Why don't they televise champions league or alot of the premier league actions... Really tired of DSTV and their heavy subscriptions
Mukticoice has exclusive right for that..however Startimes have partial right and you can enjoy one live match every weekend
TV/MoviesRe: What You Should Know About The New Startimes Gemini Combo by Sllime(op): 9:51am On Apr 22, 2017
Pasblack:
Nice thread.... Would advice me to go for this combo over Gotv?
Your money, your choice sir
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Writes About Tboss, Kemen & AY; See Reactions by Sllime: 10:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
Tboss actually said she never noticed. This raised a lot of question marks, so i dont blame anyone who have doubts. However, for all feminists who have been on dis issue for long, i need ur assistance. Kindly channel ur energy to advise ur fellow ladies because d rate of male abuse in d society is getting out of proportion. Infact, its actually hypocritical wen some claim victims but have been abusing odas. Ur clothes dis days are made with stretchy materials dat we see everything underneath. Ur pant u call jeggins/leggins we see ur laps, d outline of ur pants, the size of your buttocks and ur vagina. You have even made fashion out of it wearing camel toes to make it more conspicious. We see d outline of ur bra and cleavage from ur tight tops,crop tops, gowns etc. Ur bumshots shows ur whole legs, laps and buttocks. Almost all your clothes are now designed to depict semi nudness. This is what ur brothers, husbands, boyfriends see on yearly,monthly, weekly and daily basis. For how long can someone keep sane in dis era. Kudos to we gentlemen dat keeps cordinated in d face of dis madness. Some of u ladies shud resort to decency 1st before looking for who sexually abused who.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Is An Enemy Of Islam Who Only Rides In A Rolls Royce - Yari's Aide by Sllime: 3:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
The person above me said it all, but this caught my attention

“We are in denial. The north-west and the north-east, demographically, constitute the bulk of Nigeria’s population, but look at human development indices, look at the number of children out of school, look at adult literacy, look at maternal mortality, look at infant mortality, look at girl-child completion rate, look at income per capita… The north-east and the north-west Nigeria are among the poorest parts of the world,”

Atleast both parties agreed on this. Nothern youths forget religion and tribalism. Forget Jonathan and Buhari. Atleast your states do get Federal govt allocations. Hold your immediate leaders accountable.
CrimeRe: Hausas Evacuate Sabo After Ile Ife Communal Clash by Sllime: 4:15pm On Mar 12, 2017
When I saw..our people are calling us to come back. Please expect a reprisal attack. It's unfortunate it might affect any tribe. Fear north oo
Christianity EtcRe: How Can I Evangelise My Friends And Family Without Pushing Them Away? by Sllime: 10:57pm On Nov 27, 2016
One of my friends attend one church lipsrsealed lipsrsealed will not mention the name. They actually view people who are not from that church as sinners. So my heart is already blocked and nothing he says to me in d name of preaching passes through.

So i think the first and only advise is to keep an open mind, come to terms with the peraon you wanna preach, listen and try to understand his or her own view of life. Then u are gud to go..will end dis with d popular saying "If you wanna catch a criminal, you have to think like one" d/4 if you really wanna preach to anybody even a sinner, you have to think like one. Goodluck.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Soldiers & LGA Administrator In Borno, Injure Soldiers by Sllime: 10:42pm On Nov 27, 2016
AWONEYAN:
Again?
Since Bokoboys killed that Ali guy, they seem to be doing free for all killings for our soldiers......
What's happening?.....Brutai and his boys pls go back to d drawing board...get the missing link before things get worse
When some uncomfirmed sources in the military complained that the Government actually paid huge sum for the release of the girls and feared the money will help the insurgents secure weapons and renew its attack what happenedhuh The Precidency as usual debunked such claims immediately and maintained the girls where released without ransom. However, the renewed attacks after d release of these girls make us to wonder, who is really telling us the truth.....
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Youths Drag Body Of Shiite Member Through Refuse (Photos) by Sllime: 10:01pm On Oct 13, 2016
Blood thirsty region, as usual you can cover it up as religious extremism.
HealthA Nairalander Queen Jane Ilorah Joins The Fight Against CEREBRAL PALSY by Sllime(op): 7:55pm On Oct 10, 2016
Ilorah Chidebele Jane is the winner of Miss coal city Tourism 2015/2016,she studied applied biochemistry In ESUT. This prestigious beauty Queen hails from Oraukwu, idemili north L G A of Anambra State.

Her unmeasurable love for children has lead her to a fight against "CEREBRAL PALSY"

Cerebral palsy(commonly called CP) is a disorder caused by an abnormal development or damage to the parts of the brain that controls movement, balance and posture. October 5th is marked world cerebral palsy day. There is no cure for CP,but with little help,this disorder can be managed through physical therapy, medications and supportive treatments. Cerebral palsy is the most common movement disorder in children, it occurs in about 2.1 per 1000 live births. Most of these children with this disorder use wheelchairs,walkers,forearm crutches or walk with a limp. Some speak incoherently,some have speech problems,a few of them can't speak as all. Children with CP have problem with hearing,seeing,eating,and moving. Cerebral palsy affects children with the disorder in different ways. Miss jane believes we can make a difference in the lives of children suffering from cerebral palsy.

Facebook: Ilorah chidiebele
Email: IlorahChidiebele@yahoo.com

http://blueprintafric.com/news/queen_jane_ilorah_joins_the_fight_against_cerebral_palsy.html

TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Sllime: 10:00pm On Sep 27, 2016
naija2dabone:
Which of the information is wrong
Multichoice is not offering prepaid billing in SA sir
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Sllime: 10:36am On Sep 24, 2016
To the second issue, Pay per view. I wish and im still hoping this could be possible because we are really suffering in this country, you pay for subscription and you still have to buy fuel at exhorbitant prices to watch it.

However, for me to answer this question, i will have to ask a question. How come no Telecommunication industry and in Africa is offering payperview? Are you not surprisedhuh undecided This is because pay per view is very expensive. If it is introduced in all honesty, Nigerians may noth afford it.

http://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/12606410/floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-pay-per-view-cost-90

This link above is the popular match between floyd mayweather and pacquiao, just that single match will cost anybody in europe $90 dollars per match. That is higher than the a whole month subscription of a premium subscriber. Compact subscribers in Nigeria viewed that match. So instead of charging customers Payper view, pay television companies in Nigeria and Africa as a whole charge every subscriber a fixed rate per day depending on the bouque and make their money on the long run. I will still urge multichoice customers to keep complaining, because multichoice takes complaints serious. I learnt a slogan in Multichoice, customers complain when they enjoy your services. Anyday customers stop complaining, then your business is about to hit the rock. So lets keep complaining and pushing the company, hopefully Multichoice will find a way of providing pay per view services. I also hope competitions spring up, competitions make comapanies do a review on pricing. Thanks for Startimes, now Gotv is offering 400 bouque. Who taught that would ever be possible cheesy cheesy grin

For those saying South Africa is paying lower check this link
http://www.techzim.co.zw/2016/03/multichoice-announces-dstv-south-africa-price-increases-will-dstv-zimbabwe-follow-suit/#.V-YzMew1gtA

After doing the conversion, you will realise South Africa is paying almost double of what Nigerian customers are paying. In a final note, having worked with the company i realised Nigeria is the biggest market of multichoice. So complaints coming from Multichoice Nigeria is taken more seriously.
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Sllime: 9:59am On Sep 24, 2016
I have always read comments on different blogs and nairaland about how Multichoice defraud Nigerians but because of my busy schedule, i do ignore. Anyway, im free today, i worked with Multichoice for some years and i can tell you that among all big Corporate Organisations in Nigeria, you can say Multichoice is the least when you talk about defrauding customers. I am a Nigerian and on daily basis i witness a lot of corparate theft in Nigeria from our banks, telecommunication, manufacturing industries etc. Atleast once in two or three months, i do take fight it out with either one of my banks or my telecommunication provider for unnecessary charges on my account. It is in this same country that i was having serious quarrel in a new generation bank and a fellow Nigerian said 'Bros they commot 50, u dey shout, na normal thing, wetin u go do wen dem commot 1k, u go kill person be dat'. As citizens we have to fight for our right and take proper actions when necessary if we feel cheated, dropping negative comments is not enough. Back to multichoice, when i was there, i realised the company strives alot to satisfy customers and go as far as compensating it customers. So anytime u feel cheated, contact the company directly, now the customer care line is toll free. Sometimes there are dubious people who pose as dealers and installers to defraud customers and customers think its the company.

Secondly, there is what we call Corporate Social responsibilities. Any big company making alot of money should always give back to the community. Yes Multichoice is not an indigenious company but they give back to the country. There are alot of tournaments sponsored by multichoice. There are lots of scholarships given by multichoice, multichoice are creating E-centers in schools to improve education, what of the essay competitions. People do approach the company all the time for all sorts of sponsorship and they try as much as possible to sponsor the ones they could. Apart from a few indigenious company who still try to fulfill their corporate social responsibilities, what are the others doing aside massive retrenchment, overuse and underpayment of staff with useless targets, Using our cute graduate ladies for corporate prostitution in the name of marketing and still yet provide epileptic services. These are companies making millions on daily basis. For those saying Multichoice is defrauding Nigerians, please have a rethink.
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Sllime: 9:07am On Sep 24, 2016
This is a welcome development. I have been in pay television business for 5 years now and i can definitely tell everyone in Nairaland that this is an improvement. Any company trying to improve its services to customers should be applauded not criticised. Keep it up Multichoice.
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Sllime: 9:04am On Sep 24, 2016
naija2dabone:
Not good enough
DSTV subscription should be like the prepaid meter billing system. When my TV is off, my bill stop running.


Its so in SA, why can't it be so in Nigeria
Please do not give people wrong information sir.
CrimeRe: A Jeep Drops A Bleeding Lady In Ikeja (Photos) by Sllime: 8:12pm On Sep 23, 2016
herbie27:
Nigerian!.
Instead of them to save her life first by taking her to the next hospital, they're busy looking.

#Gossip mongers.
Bros, u dey talk as if u no dey Naija. No be oyibo country be dis. We are our problem, carry her to hospital u will be writing statement in police station.I have had dat experience first hand. If she come die nko, u go sleep for dia. Secondly, u dont know d kind jazz wey dey use for her body, u dont touch such anyhow, u fit join d bleeding. The best thing to do which was done by d poster is to call d appropriate authorities. It comes at a disadvantage cos if they dont answer on time as per Naija, she fit die. In this country, u are on your own. You are responsible for life and security, so both boys and girls beware. If Local govt chiarmen and top politicians even celebrities are being kidnappedand robbed, what about we?....
CrimeRe: This Girl Is Missing In Bariga (Photo) by Sllime: 8:00pm On Sep 23, 2016
Put all d details that could help..Name, age, height, clothe she was wearng that day...anything thats useful cos sometimes.pictures dont give the full description and could be deceitful
TV/MoviesRe: What You Should Know About The New Startimes Gemini Combo by Sllime(op): 10:30pm On Sep 21, 2016
Thanks bro for helping out. I do have a busy schedule and most times might not give the full details out to each enquiry.

Yes it cannot show Champions League till it acquires the right to do that. A lot of things are involved in pay television business. Presently, startimes only acquired partial right and can show some English Premeirship Matches Live.
TV/MoviesRe: What You Should Know About The New Startimes Gemini Combo by Sllime(op): 8:17pm On Sep 20, 2016
psucc:
Does that coat cover installation?
It does not

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