₦airaland Forum

WhisperedNoise:
That croc looks scary.
It's interesting how many whites treat animals like humans. Look at them calling crocodile "happy boy". Lmao.

Klington:
If it's not joblessness, I don't know why anyone would want waste his/her precious time trying to put goat to sleep.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Men especially.

dauntless15:
Yet you can't have sex with your father, staying celibate isn't easy, trust me I know.

muzically:
Asake began running down the platform at full speed and leaped into the crowd, expecting them to carry him.

The ‘Amapiano’ crooner was giving an exhilarating performance to concertgoers in Portugal when he decided to pull the crazy stunt.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuMNRGnRI4g

UyaiIncomparabl:
Men should be very nice during their youths, honestly. Stay faithful and give your wives exclusivity.

If you keep cheating like Davido and think we'll solidly be behind you when you age and get frail, you either think twice or keep it up. Old age is coming. We will desert you and you'll live a lonely and painful old age. If Olu had treated Joke badly, they wouldn't have been here today. The lesson is there for the wise ones to learn.

daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

Nebes:
Which boyfriend?

NoahHadNoArk:
You can’t collect a a chieftaincy title, but if you invited to England to accept a Knighthood from the king you will go.

We’ve been programmed to despise, refuse and reject our own traditions while we adore, worship and embrace another man’s culture as being superior.


Who did this to us?!?

OldBeer:
I remember when ibos were jubilating as if they had won world cup during Assurance era. Their loudness and caustic behavior worsened when she born boy. According to dem, Chioma position is solid as she don born "heir".

They thought Yorubas discriminated against gender like they did and refused every advice to the contrary.
Yoruba women suffered during that period ehn...
But see now. See who dem dey use shiit rub for face and she no fit do anything because na Davido hold knife and yam.

He is a miracle working God

Parachoco:
I don't believe this

A lot of Multinationals are making lots of money and are capable of generating their power.

YinkaOlusesi16:
Anytime I hear CBN I do remember that bald head emefiele. The man has really crashed the economy of the country bcoz of his selfish interest.

PoloG:
igbos

God1000:
I cry for my country

How can any sane and patriotic person import fake and substandard goods worth millions of dollars into the country if not for some vested interest involved.

We only hear about budget presentation in Nigeria, the rest is shenanigans and stories.

Obaofaba:
Adeleke goofed!!!

How on Earth most especially in South West Nigeria will 'stranged looking' armed men have the effrontery to even nurse the plan of killing a state governor?

Adeleke aides are just lying and it's very bad.

Even in borno state, an epicenter of Boko Haram, the governor still goes to Eid prayer ground without fear.

Secondly, is the governor the only person permitted to sit on the front roll?

I Know you enjoys immunity and can't be questioned, anything your aides says will be taken as the truth, but please, this is osun state, not imo or aba, south west is known for its religious tolerance.

Don't destroy the state with religious intolerance.

I'm highly disappointed in the governor and the sycophants he calls his aides.

okeyumez:
Everyone wants to trend these days on social media. He should show us evidence and stop talking what he cannot defend.
To me, we igbos are the real problem of south East. Always blaming others for our shortcomings. Even irresponsible parents who control their children in south East will always blame Hope Uzodimma for their failures in life.

Bovis:
You lots (Obi supporters) are really stupid, the contactless daily/spending limit is there to protect the customer against overspending should they lose their cards and it gets into the wrong hands. Most EU countries have a lower spending limit on contactless payments

wolesmile:
Nigerians will not cease to disappoint due to their half baked Knowledge. Instead of them to seek to understand what contact contactless payment is before commenting, they'd rush to the comment section to spew trash all because they want to talk down on government policies.

SangoOlukosoOba:
Who does not know that account on Twitter!

A Igbo is behind that account.

Even when he types in Yoruba, you can easily tell he is a Duroc.


Cheap Propaganda!

Nairalandous19:
Please how do I get the email address?

Nairalandous19:
Good evening everyone, please I did upfront medicals and I just received a medical request notification, I am confused, is this normal?

richie240:
Return ke?
They had rather die in Lagos than go back home.

Yet d same clowns will say Yorubas hate them.
A place where they have d kind of freedom they dare not think of having in their places of origin (courtesy ipob), yet the payback is hate and antagonism.

ImmaculateJOE:
Buhari already did this just before he handed over..

But why renaming Nasarawa Airport after the caliphate..? Nasarawa are 60% Christian state..

Also, does it mean that the people of South South has no Icon that Port Harcourt Airport can be named after..? Awolowo has other National monuments been named after him.. GEJ should have been the one in place of Awolowo..