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Angelfrost:
Don't... Just don't!!!... People die for less these days.

I'm telling you, some usually end in tears!!

Viridis:
I am going to call my girlfriend and tell her that it is over and I go give una feedback

seems you don't know this female gender, before tmao you will be very surprised she's happily married with 2 kids...

Lol....with the condition of this country, Pranking someone is the last thing on my mind now

April 1st loading....

Krak:
Ok. What if the person does not yet have NIN?

Get the NIN first

Krak:
I am interested in this same issue. I know someone close to me who seriously needs to get a new Sim card but does not know where or how to get it.

enter any network provider, they will sell to him/her, coded cost of sin card is between 3K to 7K

realokopi:
She was with another guy.... Na Kaduna girls way be dat.

you don see wetin your boy suffer that day naw

Lol...there was this babe I had then, she was my first major GF, aspa my first gurl it was still sharking me, 2 months gone so we planned on having a date on a Sunday evening "Easter 2014" to be precised, I won't forget because something terrible happened on that day...I gave babe over 2 weeks notice and kept reminding her of the date everyday incase she had any change of plans, even went as far as visiting her the eve before the D-day, but she assured me with 1001% that she would be come along...

Easter came, I ironed my ghetto straight, looking fresh and kidnappable walking like someone who has made it in life, it was 4pm already and I decided to call bae to know if she's ready so we would storm Zeecool hotel in grand style (those in Kaduna would be familiar with this place)

My first call no answer, second call no answer, well I was like "perhaps she's taking her bath" and I decided to chill a little bit at home...after like 30mins I called her again, no response and bethren...!! that was how I continued calling her line until 6:30pm giving her over 50 miss calls in the process!! me self shock Trust guys naw, they decoded sharpaly and started laughing at me when they saw me in a very devastating mood

Then I was like my day can't end like this, Told one of my guy to prepare let's chill out, On our way to Casablanca in Barnawa, naso the bike man carry me troway for nothing oO The new clothes and shoes I bought got damaged in the process while I sustained minor injuries on my left arm and knees, the bike man came out unhurt and even had the effontary to tell me to pay him his money, Gaskiya I nearly restrict e airflow with slaps at the end of the day, I lost 2-0, Maureen didn't show up and I had an accident due to the disappointment she gave me...

The next day, she came kneeling down apologizing and talking trash that I don't understand, I simply forgave her,hugged her and told her to go home, that was how our communication/relationship died a natural death..!!

BigSarah:
The hottest In bundesliga, he’s worth it .
Yes he’s better than lewandoski

he's better than which lewandoski?? you don't know what you are saying...!!

This one shock me oO... Armband for 2.5m euros!! No wonder they are scamming this guys with ease

Kestolove:
aside from "Coming" and "are you sure" and loved by you, the rest song are thrash

so Forever by Gyaki and Omah lay trash?? it's well oO

I've come to accept this as a norm from people tagging me one thing or the other...!!
But hardly did they know Crypto has changed lot's of lives

Numerouno94:
Na fight?

JudgeKronos:
One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet .. Fifa

why not give Portugal their deserved points and retract the yellow card?? That’s Fair-Play

this is not about Ronaldo or Messi ..

for a game that has already ended abi...?? The yellow card can be retracted but never the points!!

Things like this has happened to so many teams, so make everybody get out

Omo...shey na person head they smash like cockroach abi

Ginaz:
Go back to school. It's an assignment cos you're sounding dumb.

You specifically said you would take the same order as hers , whatever she's having. Which meant that whatever toppings she wanted to take , you would take that too.

Except you lack comprehensive English , you're sounding like a liar. Who shows off like this ? Just take a look at your pathetic show off sef.
Which just adds to the fact that you lied with your story, added maggi and salt to make it a woman bashing thread for your fake larger than life egoistic self.

See problem oO...so because he's taking same order automatically means he's paying for everything!! you all should be calming down oO

perkyB:
instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

which kind useless gentleman Bia nne...!! be very kiaful there

Nna na wa oO...this story has too many detailed insignificant write ups which ordinarily should have been totally avoided...!!

which one is "I now entered the kitchen, I now prepared breakfast, I now took my bath,I now this I now that, like WTF.....

The bird app no get joy shaaah...

Amb1045:
lol.
Their is truth in what he just said. But but let's give him a chance he has sacrifice a lot to put himself in the history book. His name will be irrelevant if he doesn't win the presidential election.

so we should vote out of pity...?? Nawa o

A whole 50....?? Things are really happening oO

Lemme pullover here...

Zzor:
I agree with you on this,some lady's and betrayal are 5$6.I had similar experience, there was this guy that was all over me some years back, he was someone I can't date but he keeps showing himself up and my friend that time knows everything because I do gist her and whenever my friend and i are together and he's coming we will start mocking him secretly, I got the shocker when I found out that my then friend was sleeping with the guy behind me and innocent me thought we were both virgins ooo.She wanted the ground to open and swallow her the day I confronted her with all she has been doing behind me and I asked her to keep her distance,I hate betrayals.

He's someone you can't date but your friend found something interesting about him and you called that a betrayal...Maybe you thought everything is revolves around you

Issues40:
I quoted 70% and you are crying out load? By quoting 70%, you should know I even understated the statistics. Oga go and do your research with Africa alone and come back here to quote and unquote me

you still don't know what you are saying, but we will forgive you because perhaps your definition of workforce is limited to the banking and institutional sectors alone...

unamamatoto:
As a Peter Pan (city pussy Hunter) and Alpha male, I've been talking to this girl and long story cut short. We fixed a date but, in her place... Omo mehn, I was feeling fly and dressed shaperly ooo with my nice aboki fragrance... I drove down there with my brother's car.. after entertaining me with snacks and drinks and gisting for a while, we started kissing and Action film happened.. When I wanted to pour, I withdrew and before I could do anything, she brought out a handkerchief and cleaned my milk off my pen, then, she went inside the bathroom... I subtly followed her and she put the stuff inside a nylon bag and tied it... she told me she was going to burn it.. Please, do you think I'm safe and I shouldn't worry too much... I am an overthinker and it's been bothering me... I've not slept well since last night... mature minds please help an Alpha male brother

if you are a so called Alpha male, you won't allow any lady to go with your semen...!! but all una so called Alpha male end for small boys wey una fit oppress/intimidate

greattybee:
Ewoo ���..
Der don tie you be that bro�.
No fear tho.. there is nothing God cannot do

When he was pouncing on her, did he remembered God

No Scam can ever replace this scandemic in Nigeria...

Issues40:
Forget Jokes and Sarcasm. Have you guys taken time to critically observe what is going on around us lately? If you have, then you will discover that the FUTURE IS REALLY FEMALE. 70% of our workforce now consists of females. Check it everywhere. Women are now beginning to handle top top positions all over the country. We are witnessing the first female vice president of the united states and there's more to come. Even in families, a lot of women are beginning to assume the role of the bread winner of the family in the presence of the man. Watch how females dominate the world in the next 10 years and reduce men to nothing!

70% of our workforce consists of females, how some of you open your mouth waaaah and dish out imaginary stats still baffles me...

StacyO:
He's 100% right.




To all those that argued with me on the other thread, I hope you understand now.

It is never 100% right and can never be..there are different kind of intelligence and I understand the point he's trying to make, but that doesn't justify the notion

godlessmind:
lol karma will not do anything ....the looters and murderers in our government why has karma hasn't gotten to them?

I swear....Karma is miles away from this country!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Na wa o.....
Me just get about five characters out of those listed Characters

A whole 5?? Omo you be the real definition of bad influence

Akuruoulo:
Na una be women ?

lol...no vex they keep going for same option, but we all know there boyfriends/husband possesses about 2 or more of those traits