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Romance / Re: 18 Reasons To Leave A Woman Alone by smakati(m): 10:49am On May 04, 2013
@op where is reason no.13.......I once had a girlfriend who had these 'qualities' you listed here, in addition to being a stalker, I broke up wif her, unfriended her in all social networks and deleted her digits, am single now but I ve peace in my life.
Food / Re: Will You Eat This Yam?? by smakati(m): 7:04am On Apr 30, 2013
Hell no!!!
Romance / Re: Can You Die For The One You Love? by smakati(m): 6:48am On Apr 30, 2013
Hell no!!!!
Religion / Re: Brother Emmanuel Senayon Vision Of Hell - 1st Encounter (part 1) by smakati(m): 6:34am On Apr 30, 2013
enilove:

Why is it hard for you people to believe that cele is not a church of God?

Jesus told us in Matt19:5 that a man shall cleave to his wife and the two shall becom one. It is not to cleave to his wives .
Oshofa had about 30 wives.
There are so much atrocities in the place that even a carnal man would know that most of the doctrines are satanic.

If you are thinking of making heaven, run fast away from the shrine and go for deliverance in a Bible believing church b4 it is too late.
So marrying more than one wife is now a sin? Dat means a lot of our grandparents will go to hell fire ba? Or dat muslims will go to hell fire? Which church doesn't ve its own atrocities? How re d doctrines satanic? What makes ccc a shrine? I hope ur so called bible believing church is not a 'nigerian limited' wit d pastor and family as majority shareholders?
Anyway sha, I love the 'shrine' where I worship, fi mi le bo se ba mi.
Religion / Re: Calling On Archangels And Guidance Angels For Help by smakati(m): 5:24pm On Apr 29, 2013
I thought archangels re 4 in number......anyway wetin I sabi sef afterall I neva see dem wit my own eyes....nice piece though
Health / Re: Instant Noodle Increase Risk Of (cancer, Diabetes & Heart Disease)? by smakati(m): 5:21pm On Apr 29, 2013
Abegi make I hear word......I don dey chop indomie since 19gogoro and I dey kampe!!!
Religion / Re: Brother Emmanuel Senayon Vision Of Hell - 1st Encounter (part 1) by smakati(m): 9:03pm On Apr 26, 2013
If you have anything against celestial church of christ just come out straight and say so, I wonder why someone will compose such a lenghty prose just to bash Rev. SBJ oshoffa (baba rest in peace o jare, don't mind all dis useless ppl).....I pity u ppl, if u re not spoiling oshoffa name today, tomoro it will be tb joshua, even adeboye is no longer spared........why can't u jst live ur life, try and make heaven and forget abt d speck in ur neighbour's eye.....I wld very much love to curse u (and believe me if I do, it will follow u to d end of ur life) but I won't, I ask for forgiveness for u and for myself ( I got too angry reading dis trash).....may God forgive us all. Amen

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photo Of This Wedding Reception by smakati(m): 8:54am On Apr 24, 2013
I will probably do the same if I become Dangote/Bill gates Son-in-law.
Romance / Re: Five Words Or Less For Your Ex. by smakati(m): 8:02am On Apr 24, 2013
O o ni ku re
Romance / Re: What Gift Can A Lady Give Her Husband On Wedding Day by smakati(m): 6:10am On Apr 19, 2013
@op, How about her love and loyalty till death do them part.
NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 11:07pm On Mar 05, 2013
teeo:

ooo smakaati, wish you best in gombe but pls if u can redepoly i advise you do so asap... have fun and enjoy nysc
tanks bro.......I will redeploy if d opportunity arises......dis place is way too rural
NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 7:21pm On Mar 05, 2013
@camp, reg wahala

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NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 10:03pm On Mar 04, 2013
My fellow gombe corpers....am @ abuja currently, I took bus, a stupid decision, I shld ve travelled by air, we left lagos 8:30am. We got here 7pm. So stressful ehn, d advantages of going by bus re
- 1 cheap (N3,500)
- 2.u get to see new places
The demerits of going by road outweighs d merit. Pls com by flight if u can afford it.

Am currently @ NCCF family house @ mararaba, nice reception frm dem....will continue to gombe tomoro. We jst finished praying....PM me if u nid help, good night.....I wish u all (and myself) safe journey
NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 8:09pm On Mar 02, 2013
StateOfMind: I used glo throughout my stay in camp, and it was okay. Had room mates that used mtn, so I think mtn is okay over there too...

Have a safe trip to malam sidi camp. Its quite comfortable I must add.

And by the way, I'm female..cheesy and I redeployed, so all I know about gombe is mallam sidi camp and the airport!


Sorry for d gender mixup. Am suffering from pre gombe disorder. Tanks for d info. I guess ama ve to redeploy. Dat place no be am
NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 7:50pm On Mar 02, 2013
StateOfMind:

Hehehe, my fellow diarylander is going to mallam sidi camp. Congrats! I went by air during my time, but most people that went by road got a bus to gombe straight from lagos and some 'broke' their journey by going to abuja first then boarded a cab from abuja, just as soyedamola said.

I'd advise you gather people around you to make the journey interesting. Most of them had so much fun and I wished I also went by road.


Oga stateofmind, no be small tin, I will also break d journey, I plan flying to abuja, den d rest of trip by road. How far, sey mtn bis network dey ok for dat side.

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NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 8:13pm On Mar 01, 2013
I was also posted to gombe.....I went to dat thread library ogbeche created but gombe was blank......tanks greatgeo for taking d lead.......
Pls I need help, how do I move frm lagos to gombe, our mai guard is just talking rubbish here, he said I will need to go to abuja/jos first before I can get a bus going to gombe....pls someone shld help me clarify, I no get d 45k wey arik dey ask for flight, by d way my pin is 21F2E740

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