Politics / Re: My Encounter With Captain Buhari by smakati(m): 10:52am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Sai baba 1 Like |
Religion / Re: When Nigerians Say "There Is God O" - What Does That Mean? by smakati(m): 9:56am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Its a loose translation of a common Nigerian expression, common in almost every indigenous language Yoruba- olorun wa o Pigeon english- God dey o Urhobo- oghene roh
Its used to remind mortals that we will all give accounts to God for all our actions on earth, also infers that God is watching our actions.
The phrase became popular when the wife of the president said it repeatedly on national tv. I should add that though it is claimed she has a degree, her use of english is poor. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 11 Reasons Why GEJ Must Go!.... FFK by smakati(m): 9:48am On Mar 16, 2015 |
FFK is a nuisance |
Politics / Re: British Airways Flight Is Aborted Just Minutes After Take-off – And You Won’t Be by smakati(m): 9:46am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Lol |
Politics / Re: APC Warns PDP: Don't Attempt To Kill Buhari by smakati(m): 9:45am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Won o ni fe te 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari's Wife Frying Akara To Woo Voters by smakati(m): 9:33am On Mar 16, 2015 |
I respect her for this, there is dignity in labour. Unlike that fool of a mountain that has been making fun of conductors, denigrating old people and insulting the hausa way of life. 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This And Get N5m In Return? (photo) by smakati(m): 8:58am On Mar 16, 2015 |
My answer is ' can I do overtime' 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Doctors And Policemen Should Explain This Police Report Issue by smakati(m): 8:56am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Its the 'akoba adaba olorun ma je a ri' mentality of nigerians |
Health / Re: South Africa Records World's First Successful Penis Transplant by smakati(m): 10:17am On Mar 15, 2015 |
BeeBeeOoh: Where dem get the prick wey dem transplant Story for the gods |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Commissioner Kneels Before Akpabio's Wife. by smakati(m): 10:23am On Mar 14, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Commissioner Kneels Before Akpabio's Wife. by smakati(m): 10:22am On Mar 14, 2015 |
pillan: he's not really kneeling...u guys can assume sha he is proposing 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Commissioner Kneels Before Akpabio's Wife. by smakati(m): 10:21am On Mar 14, 2015 |
ozoigbondu: From what i see they are in deep discussion and this posture is quite normal doing this type of discussions though what they are discussing is not known to us your definition of normal is abnormal 20 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Okays Oil Jobs For Tompolo, Fasehun, Others by smakati(m): 8:49am On Mar 12, 2015 |
stebell: Let them take all the contracts. The Oil is theirs and so the cash shud be theirs as well. Btw,OP, are yu expecting foreigners to do the job for us. Do yu kno hw many persons wud be engaged and taken off crime??
Nice one MR. President Ride on Sir. are you related to ffk |
Religion / Re: Apostle BB Fredrick, Ghanaian Pastor Predicts Jonathan Will Win Second Term by smakati(m): 8:17am On Mar 12, 2015 |
False prophet 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: IBB Recognizes The Essence Of This Wind Of Change. by smakati(m): 3:57pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
Source? I am a Buhari fan but make ibb stfu, we no need im endorsement spenca:
Gen. Ibrahim Babangida @General_IBB
"Nigeria belongs to all of us & its our collective responsibility tgbo rise as electorates to make sure our votes count #NigeriaDecides"
"I want to commend the APC for choosing our colleague as your flag bearer. We will all support you Buhari in this course to salvage Nigeria."
"Most people I know supporting Jonathan are doing so either out of self-interest or fear of the APC. Because we all know he has failed."
"I did not endorse Goodluck Jonathan, he is my son but I am not happy with his administration"
"I will like to quote my boss OBJ, Who said 'I will die for my country Nigeria but not for my party'" "May Allah grant me divine health. I am not a card carrying member of any political party. But if I must vote, it is not going to be for GEJ."
Politics is not a do or die affair. GEJ shouldn't bring Buhari's daughter into politics when we know Patience's inability to bear a child."
"Since GEJ called Maku a liar. I will also like him to tell us how many lies Maku told Nigerians on his behalf while he was his Minister? "
"I would have love to defend the President but I feel like even if I say something I will sound stupid because we all know he has failed."
"Well, you can't expect AIT & Dokpesi not to be the official station of the PDP because Jonathan rescued Dokpesi from his financial woes."
We can't afford another four years of this GEJ administration. No, we the Elders won't watch this happen again! We need an active leader"
"I want to officially tell AIT & Nigerians that my former colleague General M Buhari did not expel Ghanains from Nigeria. Shehu Shagari did!" "We lost over 20 Youths during the NIS exams, PDP did not protest. They are now protesting Buhari's certificate. Is that the transformation?"
"I am ashamed of this administration. Namadi Sambo could travel to Saudi-Arabia to mourn with them but can't mourn the missing Chibok girls."
"It is when General M Buhari is about to speak to Nigerians on Silverbird Television they developed technical issues. Politics everywhere!" "Our position is that management of resources is paramount. We are not providing social services, yet we are broke. This is a failed state."
"I am not happy. In the last 6years this nation is still gripped by pervasive insecurity, aggravated unemployment & lackluster leadership"
"The president said, we have many private jets, so we are not poor. Is this how a good leader should reason when our youths are jobless?" |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: OMG!!! Check Out Cool Fm OAP N6 Eniola Badmus Big Boobs by smakati(m): 3:55pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
This is the hummer jeep of breastssss |
Celebrities / Re: 10 Shocking Lies Nigerian Celebrities Have Told Their Fans by smakati(m): 1:36pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
Damage control gone wrong, even GEJ does it that's why we want him out 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Annual Salaries Of 12 World Leaders:obama,zuma,ngela Merkel,putin,others(photos) by smakati(m): 11:45am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Them no come put gej fore dere abi dem dey pretend sey dem no know. Tell dem say our eye don clear |
Politics / Re: Danjuma Visits Jonathan, Avoids Endorsement by smakati(m): 11:44am On Mar 11, 2015 |
In sane climes, danjuma, tompolo, asari and gej will all be in jail but that is none of my business 36 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: World Leaders And Their Current Salaries by smakati(m): 11:39am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Them no come put gej fore dere abi dem dey pretend sey dem no know. Tell dem say our eye don clear |
Travel / Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Abroad by smakati(m): 11:30am On Mar 11, 2015 |
If you think you can identify me with this, then you are on a loooooong thing. From personal experience, the only way to identify a nigerian is to speak broken english or a nigerian language around them, its either they smile or give you a knowing look. works every time ksmiles: Nigerians are unique people with unusual habits. We are everywhere from United Kingdom to Saudi Arabia. (We no dey carry last!) However, we tend to stand out from other people wherever we go. We don’t need to wrap ourselves with our “green white green’ flag before people can identify us. People don’t need to ask, “Are you a Nigerian”; they just say “You are from Nigeria!”. Well, that is not a bad thing; in fact I love it when people instantly identify me as a citizen of Africa’s big apple.
Nigerians are very easy to stereotype. Here are 8 ways to spot a Nigerian abroad:
1. Our traditional attires are very unique 2. Nigerians are very loud 3. We are very flamboyant 4. Nigerians love Football 5. Our passports are green in colour 6. Pidgin English is our signature 7. Nigerians love Owanbe Parties 8. We are ‘selfie’ enthusiasts
Source: http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/8-ways-to-spot-a-nigerian-abroad/
Do you Agree? 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: I Saw This Picture On Twitter Can Hardly Believe It..is This For Real? by smakati(m): 10:10am On Mar 11, 2015 |
This happened to a friend while we were both serving in akure, but the corpers were not forced, they only did it for extra income. I don't understand why this ones are wearing there kit, who uses white tshirt for manual labour? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture by smakati(m): 9:40am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Misleading. Signing on the tshirt not the boobs. Eyin oniranu jatijati 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Political Cries About Changing Wartime President by smakati(m): 9:39am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Are we in a state of war. Whoever wrote this is a companion of ffk, insane. Buhari is what we need 1 Like |
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Politics / Re: Does The PDP Really Want The 2015 Election?...by Rotimi Fasan by smakati(m): 8:55am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Clearly they are scared but they better man up and accept that change is at hand |
Politics / Re: Breaknews:tinubu In Aso Rock To Negotiate With The Presidency by smakati(m): 8:52am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Afi break news na. Olodo oshi omo ale jatijati VOICEOFTHEMASES: Tinubu in Aso Rock to negotiate with the presidency hmmmm. Tinubu seeing the picture coming out from his estate (lagos) which maybe taken away from him. Tinubu willing to sell the soul of APC just to keep lagos. Tinubu promised the presidency that he will stop funding APC presidential campaign, which he has done. When last did you see buhari campaign advert on Tv or see Buhari have a major program since he came back from london hospital, when Elections is in last than 17days? The answer is simple. There are no funds, Tinubu has blocked the funds.
Ameachi is broke because the moles in his government have been selling out information to Wike on how he has been using Rivers state money to fund Buhari so all eyes are on him. Ameachi has even questioned his fellow governors of APC for not bringing funds. Atiku has refused to put in a kobo into Buhari campaign after the last one he gave. Hmmmmm buhari has be runing from one place to the other looking for funds..
Tinubu has relocated back to lagos to save his empire. The man is seriously running from pillar to post.
Gov Ameachi is having sleepless night over Wike.
Governor Okorocha is very confused somewhere in Imo state.
Adams of Edo said he can only support buhari with mouth but not with Edo state funds.
The APC are made up of criminals that are only interested for their pockets.
VOM 1 Like |
Food / Re: MUST READ!!! 10 Reasons Why You Should Stop Eating Instant Noodles by smakati(m): 8:47am On Mar 11, 2015 |
It annoys me when people write articles like yours, especially without backing it up with scientific journals. You guys would just sit in your room and use google and wikipedia to write articles. Ok for example, how exactly does noodles inhibit nutrient absorption (maladsorption) in kids. NAFDAC and other food regulating agencies will never certify a food safe if styrofoam is in it. You do not clearly know what styrofoam is. Please limit yourself to celebrity gossip and political propaganda. Thank you miraclewonder: Instant noodles is a common food in most people’s kitchen, This is because its a fast, cheap and easy to cook food for the man on the go but it is important to note that this food can kill faster than known poison.
Here is 10 Reasons Why You Should Stop Eating Instant Noodles 1. Nutrient Absorption : Noodles inhibit the absorption of nutrients for the children under 5. 2. Cancer : The ingredient in the instant noodles called “Styrofoam’, is a cancer causing agent. 3. Miscarriage : Women who are Eating instant noodles during their pregnancy causes miscarriage, because it affect the development of a foetus. 4. Junk Food : instant noodles are enriched with full of carbohydrates,but no vitamins, fiber and minerals. This makes the instant noodles considered as a junk food. 5. Sodium : Instant noodles are power packed with high amounts of sodium. Excess consumption of sodium leads to heart disease, stroke, hypertension and kidney damage. 6. MSG : Monosodium Glutamate is used to enhance the flavour of instant noodles. People who are allergic to MSG consume it as part of their diet, then they end up suffering from headaches, facial flushing, pain, burning sensations. 7. Overweight : Eating Noodles is the leading cause of obesity. Noodles contains fat and large amounts of sodium, which causes water retention in the body and surely it leads to overweight, and obesity leads to heart problems. 8. Digestion : Instant noodles are bad for digestive system. Regular consumption of instant noodles causes irregular bowl movements and bloating. 9. Propylene Glycol : The ingredient in the instant noodles called “Propylene Glycol” which has a anti-freeze property. This ingredient is used because it prevents the noodles from drying by retaining moisture. It weakens the immune system of our body. It is easily absorbed by the body and it accumulates in the kidneys, heart and liver. It causes abnormalities and damage to thoseareas. 10. Metabolism : Regular consumption of instant noodles affect the body’s metabolism, because of the chemical substances like additives, coloring and preservatives inside the noodles http://romanticupdates.com/2015/02/10-reasons-stop-eating-instant-nood 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Reconfirmation Of (nis) Immigration Application Form 2015 by smakati(m): 8:37am On Mar 11, 2015 |
eyescue: Thank God for that. I just pray it rally out well with out bad story of stamped and hope also its not a political strategy too. God bless the applicants! thank God for what exactly |
Politics / Re: Kaduna Denies Buhari Access To Rally Venue - APC by smakati(m): 8:34am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Slynonny: One good turn deserves another (PH VS KADUNA). Kai Mallam Buhari zoo mana, you get am for polish ba. Oya come polish my shoe. Oga kawo kwudi. Nkita lachaagi anya. oniranu jatijati |
Politics / Re: Soyinka Accuses Presidency Of Using Vulgar Language At Campaigns by smakati(m): 8:04am On Mar 11, 2015 |
ELTON123: De there the make noice ur mates dn die .....abeg clear make i park well jare o de ni dagba |