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Culture / Re: How Do You Say Good Morning In Your Language? by smakati(m): 7:34am On Nov 27, 2013
Migwo (only said to people older than you) and mavo (to people younger than you) #proudly urhobo
Autos / Re: 2004 Kia Sorento For Sale 1.95 Million by smakati(m): 11:04am On Oct 16, 2013
Finding it difficult to upload pictures on my phone, will upload on a laptop asap. Pls bear with me
Autos / 2004 Kia Sorento For Sale 1.95 Million by smakati(m): 9:55am On Oct 16, 2013
Hello my good people, I have for sale a tokunbo 2004 kia sorento. Its in excellent condition and was sent to us for family use but some ogas at the top are of the opinion that we don't need another car,

Price- 1.95million Naira
Vin-KNDJC733845224457
Location- surulere, lagos state.

Features
Interior Features
Front Seats
•8 -way power driver seat •Driver seat with manual adjustable lumbar
support
•Velour •Bucket front seats
Rear Seats
•Split-folding rear seatback •Folding center armrest
•Rear ventilation ducts
Power Features
•Remote power door locks •Power mirrors
•Heated mirrors •1 one-touch power windows
Instrumentation
•Clock •Tachometer
•External temperature display •Low fuel level warning
•Compass
Convenience
•Cruise control •Cargo net
•Front console with storage •Front and rear cupholders
•Front and rear door pockets • •Overhead console with storage •Electric
speed-proportional power steering
•Universal remote transmitter (for garage door, security system, etc.)
•12V front, 12V rear and 12V cargo area power outlet(s)
•Tilt-adjustable steering wheel •Audio and cruise controls on steering
wheel
Comfort
•Air conditioning •Cargo area light
•Wood trim on center console •Front reading lights
•Leather steering wheel •Front and rear floor mats
•Electrochromatic inside rearview mirror •Dual illuminating vanity
mirrors
In Car Entertainment
•Mast antenna •10 total speakers
•AM/FM in-dash single CD player stereo
Exterior Features
Roof and Glass
•Variable intermittent wipers •Privacy glass
•Rear defogger •Intermittent rear wiper
•Roof rack •Power glass sunroof
Body
•Skid plates
Tires and Wheels
•Alloy wheels •16 x 7.0 in. wheels
•Alloy spare wheel •P245/70R H tires
•All season tires •Underbody mounted spare tire
•Fullsize matching spare tire
Doors
•Manual flip-up lifgate window •Rear liftgate door
Towing and Hauling
•Cargo tie downs •Trailer wiring
Safety Features
•Front and rear head airbags •Child seat anchors
•Front and rear ventilated disc brakes •Rear door child safety locks
•Front fog/driving lights •Auto delay off headlamps
•2 front headrests •3 rear headrests
•Rear center 3-point belt •Front seatbelt pretensioners
•Front multi-adjustable headrests •Rear height adjustable headrests

Contacts : 08034245734, 08035770711,08035621759,08022442262
Alternatively you can contact me directly on 08030674338 ( am currently serving in akure)
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairalander At Arafat ( Hajj) With His Dad. by smakati(m): 8:21am On Oct 14, 2013
Please pray for Nigeria.
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by smakati(m): 7:59am On Oct 14, 2013
Good morning, please help me check VIN:KNDJC733845224457. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Who Know About RCC by smakati(m): 7:13pm On Oct 13, 2013
I schooled around that area, I don't think that RCC is the same as the construction company, I knw that particular building well, they just renovated it , as luck will have it, am in lagos currently, I even have runs in that location tomorrow morning, I will help you guys check and give feedback. Hope I don't forget sha
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus On Her Way To Church. Nairalanders,where Are You At The Moment by smakati(m): 6:40pm On Oct 13, 2013
Alleluyah jo
Food / Re: The Secret Of Buka Stew - MSG, Firewood, Palm-oil Or Juju ? by smakati(m): 9:14pm On Oct 05, 2013
Its a combination of monosodium glutamate and patience in cooking. Dere food is sweeter cos dey focus on cooking not like some people dat alternate cooking and watching a telenovena/season film.

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Politics / Re: Olusegun Agagu has finally been buried (PHOTOS) by smakati(m): 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2013
AGAGU!!! Badt guy, I feel u jare, am sure u re a liverpool fan........he didn't die alone.......RIP

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Was Paid 16 Million Naira To Creat A Stunt In Tb Joshua Church --nadia by smakati(m): 4:39am On Oct 02, 2013
Jerrygotswagg:
source: www.lindaikeja..com

When did linda's surname change from ikeji to ikeja?, who is damilola?, what is the meaning of this rubbish?, how exactly are you benefiting from spoiling people's image?.

PLS ENLIGHTEN ME!!!

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Politics / Re: Ondo Employs 8,000 Youths In Fadama Programme by smakati(m): 3:47pm On Sep 28, 2013
I sincerely doubt this news, I want to believe the number employed was exaggerated, poverty and unemployment pervades d land in ondo, d youths re either okada riders/cab drivers, mimiko has lost the momentum he started with. Am not been biased, but as a corper serving in akure, I can't keep quiet when I see people peddling cheap propaganda, ondo is just peaceful and less stressful but dere economy is zero.

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Travel / Re: Protesting Passengers Block Arik Air Flight At Abuja Airport by smakati(m): 9:46pm On Sep 26, 2013
Please use the right words and don't give people hypertension. I was already thinking september 11, not knowing its just a minor incident. Am sure d op is a sahara reporter
Career / Re: Open Letter: Access Bank Contract Staff Writes Senior Management by smakati(m): 12:43pm On Sep 26, 2013
Access bank, y una dey fall my hand, aig pls look into dis salary issue...even professional staff re not paid enoff yet re overworked. Dey use ppl like pack animal in dat bank, aig pls watch
Romance / Re: N800million Offer! by smakati(m): 12:37pm On Sep 26, 2013
In naira No, in pounds sterling Yes
Nairaland / General / Re: 24 Hours Nonstop Rainfall In Ondo by smakati(m): 5:59pm On Sep 24, 2013
It stopped raining in akure since 3pm this afternoon.
Family / Re: To Be Rich With Fame And To Be Rich Without Fame, Which Would You Prefer? by smakati(m): 9:21pm On Sep 20, 2013
Any of the above will do......kin sha ti lowo
Jokes Etc / Re: Altar Of ATM by smakati(m): 10:12am On Sep 08, 2013
Its holy ground
Religion / Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by smakati(m): 9:28am On Aug 04, 2013
Jehovah, jesu kristi, holy micheal, pls bless d huste of d poster above and myself, help us order our steps that we may be qualified to see heaven at the end of our time on earth. Amen
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 5:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
konklushun: Corpers wee o. Pls who is servin in akure south, ondo state?
waa o......am in akure, oba adesida road to be precise, patiently counting down to pop. We shld properly hook up, send me a mail wen u re online.
Celebrities / Re: Hot Photos From Karen Igho by smakati(m): 3:31pm On Jul 29, 2013
Ugly
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's Chaotic Bedroom In Unseen Photos: by smakati(m): 9:46am On Jun 13, 2013
Oloriebi22: u are nt even ashame of urself idiot, and if u get cholera or HIV AIDS nw u wl be blaming GEJ
ehen!! so a chaotic room can cause aids!!!, wats d relationship btw a chaotic room and cholera, did I tell u d room is dirty, its jst clustered, no time to unpack. Next time ehn Tink before u type, its not ur fault sha, I blame GEJ
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's Chaotic Bedroom In Unseen Photos: by smakati(m): 3:29pm On Jun 12, 2013
Wats chaotic abt dis room, u nid to see my room in akure, I still dey find my atm card, I sure sey e dey somewhere in d room.

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Education / Re: . by smakati(m): 9:01am On Jun 03, 2013
The two things you really need are God's favour and right connections. That's all
Romance / Re: Guys, Can U Marry A Girl That Has Slept With Your Friend? by smakati(m): 8:39am On Jun 03, 2013
190:

OKAY now clap for yourself

tell me how has that added 20naira to your wema bank account

Instead of make u use ur life do better tin ure doing cultism and CLIQUE and babes

devil dey use ur future dance alanta indeed undecided

Nigerians and negative mindset, so because I said clique now it means its a cult, I will have you know that all the members of the clique are all graduates, serving d nation (nysc) in different parts of the country @ present, we came together when we saw we were like-minded ppl, a couple of us were faculty presidents, some were fellowship coordinators, one was the army cadet commander and so on, so which other achievement do u expect frm us at our age.....my future is in Jehovah's hands, it is very bright, so bright it might blind u if u dare utter nonsense again.....
Lastly, I will share wit u an advice my dad use to give me wen I was 4yrs "tink before u speak" or in ur case "tink before u type". Good day

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Jokes Etc / Re: Which Naija Tribe Is The Dumbest by smakati(m): 8:16am On Jun 03, 2013
Na God save u say urhobo no dey d tribes wey u diss, u for smell pepper today.......lol sha
Romance / Re: Guys, Can U Marry A Girl That Has Slept With Your Friend? by smakati(m): 10:02am On Jun 01, 2013
No. I can't sleep with her talkless of marrying her, why? Cos me and my friends made a rule against dating an ex of any member of click, I was d d head of d click den and I ratified it, so u don't expect me to break a law I ratified.
Politics / Re: Things You Never Knew About Herbert Macaulay by smakati(m): 2:16pm On May 26, 2013
@, ur threads on nl re really instructive.....d picture of dat 1naira coin brought back memories, reminds me of command children school, ann's barack and uncle soyo ice cream.....d good old days

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NYSC / Re: Pls Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by smakati(m): 2:00pm On May 26, 2013
An0nimus: @Smakati where you been bro? I'm good for this Batch B too and don't intend working. though the general advice is to do so.

Hello boss, I ve bin flyin under radar dese days, work has been preventing me frm nairalanding regularly, I haven't even posted in my diary for days......remember I am ur follower so I get an update of all ur post on d prospective batch b thread........I will also advise u work it but at d same time u can also leave it to fate but pls organise a nice medical report frm a government hospital and take like 10k for sorting corrupt camp officials in charge of redeployment, let dat be ur plan B (only disadvantage here is dat, u won't be able to redeploy to lagos and ph, ogun, abuja, nassarawa will be difficult).............all in all, I pray and ask dat God takes u to d place dat will benefit ur future. Take care bro

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NYSC / Re: Pls Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by smakati(m): 10:37am On May 26, 2013
Hi, pinopinoguy, I was in ur shoes couple of months back, was really confused on wat to do, at d end of d day I left it to fate and as fate will ve it I got posted to gombe state, as someone who has lived almost all of his life in lagos I experienced cultural, psychological shocks wen I was travellin to camp, weather was like hell, dere food was different, let's not even talk abt religious extremism et al......at d end of d day I had to redeploy to akure, ondo state (cost me abt 20k in camp to sort som ppl wit d camp directors office)......I don't regret leaving my posting to fate though cos I love adventure and sight seeing and I passed tru 12 states to and fro gombe, ate suya in 10 states.......
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My advise, decide on a state u wld like to live in ( where u ve good connections wit a ppa dat can pay u well + accomodation) and work d posting to dat state, dis is d same advise I am giving to my friends who re going wit batch b....if u choose to leave it to fate and u get posted to a boko haram state (God forbid sha), u will spend money to redeploy, u might not have a say in d state u will be redeployed to, ur allawee after camp will be delayed for at least 3mths (I ve a friend who redeployed frm enugu and has not received allawee for 6mths) I ve not received mine since I left camp march.......
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So I will categorically advise you to work ur posting, dats all

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