Why that one wear full uniform, sey him dey go parade ni abi dinner night.

Ok

If I hear!

Yeah, if she is a witch

DieeDiee:


Pretty obvious. Whoever came up with the nonsense is neither bright or a good liar. The story is full of contradictions and neither does it make sense. At first the rat leaves TWO slippers and the lady puts on TWO slipper then all of a sudden we are talking about ONE slipper. BTW who puts on one slipper Then there's the dumb man who seems to think that the manufacturing company makes slippers only for this woman and that the shop sells slippers only to her and no one else. Not to mention the people eating pee. Pee smells and is a chemical compound surely something would taste off #Dumb characters and even dumber story

Anu e se mi.....omode o mogun onpe lefo.... u re trying to rationalise evil, mind u I am a microbiologist now training to be biomedical scientist so if I tell u sey nkan be gbabe.......I was like u before until my papa family show me wen na den I knw sey ughelli nan d international headquarters of witches and wizard...if not for God dem for finish me.....as I dey talk to u I dey uk but dem still dey target me. Na prayer jst dey help me

My hometown representing, no wonder my parents said I must never venture to otokutu.........in other news mama tawa give me rice 60naira, ewa 30 naira, 1 moinmoin and 1 ishan plus 1 cold pure water.

Why this thing they ask me if I be muslim.......okay zina is where they got shina from, ooooooook, I seeeeeee

What I have learnt so far and tips for newbies:

- one of the first things you must do is to head to primark and get appropriate clothing. Get a jacket, warmer abi na skull cap, gloves, scarf. All the cloth u brought from Nigeria is useless, maybe except ur underwear.
-Always plan ahead for trips involving trains and coaches. Its cheaper buying tickets online days before you travel. Spent owo omogo taking virgin train from london to chester and back. Plus impromptu visits to friends in london. Wasted cash. From now onwards, I will only visit people if they give me two weeks notice so I can buy ticket beforehand. If dey dont inform me on time, then they will have to pay for it.
- travel coach for long distances. A coach is the equivalent of ekenedillichukwu in nigeria, but much safer and smartly run. Its very cheap. Spent £40 pounds on a train trip from london to chester, A coach trip costs £28, £14 if u book early. The train is faster but where the hell re u rushing too anyway.
- if u re a hustler, ur priority must be getting any accomodation. Because sans accommodation is sans bank account is sans national insurance number is sans job, savvy?
- if u ve not left nigeria now, pls bring food wen coming, if u re allowed 2 bags of 25kg each , pls dedicate 1 bag to nigerian food, I beg u, dont say I did not tell u o. Dere food here is nonsense. Bought fish and chips this morning, d idiot poured vinegar on it ( vinegar o, imagine eating dundun with vinegar) had to throw it away, bought chicken kebab, d tin no even resemble chicken to start with. Threw that one away too, so invariably the only tini have eaten is the food I eat in a friends place on saturday.
- make friends quick, dose oyinbo ppl mo bose nlo, dey re students too so dey can giv u budgeting tips. After all dey re playing home while u re away, savvy?
More later

sunvick:


The appartment is in Warrington city center, 27mins train from Warrington Bank Quay to Chester. 15mins walk from Chester train station to Main campus or 5mins(even less) £4 taxi to campus.
£75ppw, £300pcm * 6months standard contract =£1800
Are undergrad or post grad?
ma email:jonathan@datasiem.co.uk for more details.

Sorry thats too far. Am at the parkgate campus. Currently staying at a bb where I pay £17 per day, bleeding cash terribly. I need something with a ch1 postcode.

Jst collected my visa frm don etiebet. Details later

sunvick:
Hello

Please is there any NL who needs accommodation that is schoolin around Chester, or nearby environs. I have a 2bedflat and i want to share the other one. pls reply me if interested or u know somone who might be interested feel free to rply me n i will provide further details


thanks.

Hi sunvick,
I will be studying at the parkgate campus of uni of Chester, was even thinking I was the only nigerian headed there, thank God!
My visa has been issued but am yet to get back my passport, I intend travelling as soon as I get it. Please send me details (location, distance frm parkgate road, rent cost, estimated bills cost, ur phone number) of the accomodation.
Thanks.

Hello,
Is there anyone here who traveled after his/her latest start
date as stated on the cas letter? Kindly provide details of
how you were able to do this. Thanks

Hello,
Is there anyone here who traveled after his/her latest start date as stated on the cas letter? Kindly provide details of how you were able to do this. Thanks

Submitted @ vfs Ikeja Sept 25. Got approval mail at noon today. Was @ teleperformance Ikeja yesterday and today sha, no show. Dey told me to give at least 5 working days. I met someone who got approval mail last Tuesday who is yet to collect his passport, so I guess I shld jst stfu and take a chill pill. Won a pe mi, ko ti Kan mi.
I have made contact with my school if they can give me some days grace, hope my programme leader accepts.
What visa application requires in Nigeria is an indifference attitude else u will ve hypertension.

AdanneNwachukw:

Hi Smakati, I submitted on the 25th of September at VFS Ikeja and I received an approval mail from them around 12:54am this morning. Refresh your email and if you still haven't received it, be calm. I am positive you will still get it today. Take care.

Thanks for the word of encouragement. I believe!

Good day peeps,
Is there any one here who applied Sept 25 or 26 at vfs Ikeja who has received approval mail?
I submitted on Sept 25 and up till now I haven't received an approval mail. I don't know whether I should be worried or I should stay calm.

AdanneNwachukw:

Hi Smakati, I know how you feel it's so sad. I really pray they contact us today. Don't know what else to do but pray especially since it doesn't seem like there's anyone to contact about this. How come you got a text message though? Didn't get any. Asked them that day if I could pay the 400 naira for their text message alert but they said they don't do it anymore. Also, the Deputy High Commission is the one in Lagos but I thought all student visas were processed in Abuja?

I really pray they contact us today by God's grace, let us not lose hope. Was hoping mine would take 3 working days like someone's own on this thread but that would have been Tuesday. Still praying we will be contacted today. Resigned from work on Monday. Has to just resign, couldn't concentrate anyway.

I did not pay for SMS, I guess the lady at the counter made a mistake cos I was receipted for it. I was hoping for a three day thingy too. Let's see how today goes. May God help us.

AdanneNwachukw: Hi everyone, good afternoon. Please I am new to this thread but want to say it helped me immensely in my UK student visa application last week. Thanks everyone.

Please I want to ask if there's anyone that applied last week Thursday, 25th of September at VFS Ikeja that has heard anything at all from the BHC or VFS. My school has resumed already and I'm so worried cos I don't even have a decision on my visa application yet talk less of collecting the passport. Please anyone with useful information should let me know. Thanks a lot.

Tried contacting BHC Abuja today at 10:41am and the prompter kept saying their opening hours are between 10am to 12 noon and there's no one to speak to me. This is kind of confusing considering I called during their opening hours.

Hi all, been flying low following this thread and so far I have learnt a lot. Kudos to all contributors.
@Ada, I applied last Thursday too. Apart from a text message to say my application has been sent to deputy high commission, I haven't received any mail.
My school has resumed too, my latest start date is Oct13, but all these public holidays are just annoying.
Am at work (I haven't resigned yet) but I can't concentrate. if I don't receive any mail today, I will turn myself to 'osomalo' @ vfs office tomorrow.

First off, edit ur post and remove all dose thrash u wrote about the ibo people. How many ibo people have u interacted with that made u reach dat conclusion.

2. Did u read ur nysc handbook at all? No corper has the right to leave his state of posting without the state COOD permission. Even ur CDs COOD or ur zi can not give u dis permission. Sometimes I wonder y people can't be patient for 12months, I knw nysc is thrash, jst play along, respect d nysc staff, have fun. And collect ur nysc certificate. Is dat difficult?

Anyway sha, my advise: calm down! don't redeploy, u will not get the state u want, dey may deploy u to a state u won't like, more like frying pan to fire.
As for ur allawee, it depends on d number of months u absconded', but d people who had similar issues in ondo last year, were paid allawee.

Make dis phillip guy go pack well.

Wise man.

So d man sef knw sey e scatter before.

Nigerians. We are the problem

NA dis kin tin suppose dey fp. No be all dose depressing news.

This boy is just going to waste his resources.

In other words, she is planning marrying a pauper

Have u ever heard of a projector? Did you do final year project presentation? Film shows? Apparition ko apartment ni!!.......so if angel SĤ♡Ѡ instead of you to fight with it like jacob till it blesses you, you will take ur bb and snap, learners!!!

I think I get your point, we should be humble abi?. I will try and incorporate your message in my life as from today. Thank you.

You need help.

Oghenekevweona- na God giv me dis one.

Baba o!!!