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Politics / Re: Lagbaja On Doyin Okupe's Comment On Why Nigeria Cannot Get New Trains by smakati(m): 8:01am On Mar 11, 2015
idu1:
. U b oloriburuku.....

seconded

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Romance / Re: Telling Them About Her Past Relationship Keep Driving Them Away- Advise Her. by smakati(m): 7:44am On Mar 11, 2015
They run away because they are not the right one, when the right one comes along he would not mind your past. Shalom

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by smakati(m): 11:30pm On Mar 10, 2015
Bluepea:
mumuuuuuu
oniranu jatijati
Health / Re: What You Must Know About Ovarian Cysts by smakati(m): 9:17am On Mar 10, 2015
Just doing this for the fun of it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Most Hilarious Interview Conversation by smakati(m): 8:58am On Mar 10, 2015
Employ him on the spot! That's as qualified as you can get. I wish I have this knowledge, I for hack them phillip consulting and other top recruitment agencies website, plus including nnpc and my 'oga at the top'. I go just dey help all my padi get job

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Travel / Re: Arik Air Delays Minister Of Aviation's Flight For Over 4 Hours In Abuja by smakati(m): 8:57am On Mar 10, 2015
I laff gbolagbola. Awon oniranu jatijati
Politics / Re: APC Raises Alarm Over Plot By Presidency To Use 4 SSS Officers To Rig Polls by smakati(m): 8:51am On Mar 10, 2015
I am not surprised. I heard it from the grapevine that they attempted to do the same in osun, but unfortunately for them the officers sent sold there souls to the highest bidder. Guess who won
Politics / Re: Pictures: Prof. Osinbajo Takes Campaign To Kwali, Abuja by smakati(m): 8:49am On Mar 10, 2015
That last picture though

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Celebrities / Re: Actresses Misbehave Because Politicians Give Them Millions'– Zeb Ejiro by smakati(m): 8:47am On Mar 10, 2015
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Edited after first posting rubbish.

Ehen zeb wetin be your own if they go meet politicians for money, if dem broke you go give dem money? In my grandma's voice (urhobo) : ' sho ma we yoto'

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Phones / Re: Are You Going To Buy The New $10,000 Apple Watch? by smakati(m): 8:33am On Mar 10, 2015
Yes I will buy it, the initial price is just a marketing ploy, apple is a business and it must sell either goods or services. Trust me in less than 3 months the price will be reduced to like 200dollars, or are they telling me they spent 10, 000 dollars in the manufacture of the watch. And if dem no reduce the price dem chinco people will force dem to wen they release a 10dollar version of it. Awon oniranu jatijati

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by smakati(m): 8:29am On Mar 10, 2015
Her daughters are looking good. I would like to date anyone of them but I don't want the gates of hell to be opened for me

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ivory Coast's Former First Lady Simone Gbagbo Jailed by smakati(m): 8:19am On Mar 10, 2015
Patience GEJ, watch!
Family / Re: Tears Of A Woman Whose Husband Is A Porn Addict- Read Now! by smakati(m): 8:14am On Mar 10, 2015
rocksteady419:
Ive being carrying out a research on porn addiction for a period of aeon n so far my critical history n historiography of dis study has enlightened me to d fact dat d addiction has all d trappings of a spiritual saga. I find it very discombobulating n lugubrious dat dis addiction has nothing to do with a spouses dexterity in bed, even Jordan Fires husband or bf as d case may b can also b a porn addict despite d fact dat she possesses immeasurable bed skills n she squirts for africa
actually its jada fire, but don't ask me how I know

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Various Looks At The AMVCAs Which Look Is Your Favorite? by smakati(m): 8:31pm On Mar 09, 2015
Her breast small sha
Car Talk / Re: States In Nigeria And The Predominant Car Brand They Use by smakati(m): 8:22pm On Mar 09, 2015
Spot on with ondo, I served there, almost all the taxis were primera
Philadelphia:
From my own observations, I have noticed that the predominance of cars in Nigeria varies from one state to another. These are some of my observations as regards to cars predominance by states in Nigeria:
Abia - Mercedes-Benz
Anambra - Peugeot
Bayelsa - Mazda
Delta - Toyota (especially camry, corolla and Venza) and Honda (Accord and crosstour)
Edo - Mercedes-Benz (especially C-class trim : w202 C180)
Kaduna -Mercedes-Benz and Peugeot
Lagos - Toyota and Honda
Ogun - Nissan (especially the old primera)
Ondo - Nissan (especially the old primera)

These are my observations. Please add yours cool
Politics / Re: Regional Security Forces Kill 200 Boko Haram Members, Recover Damasak Town by smakati(m): 6:58pm On Mar 09, 2015
Onward together, I believe they will do more after Buhari is sworn in
Politics / Re: Chibok Abduction: Parents , Chibok community Condemn FG's Plan To Rebuild School by smakati(m): 6:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
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I don catch you............I feel for dem parent, this current government lacks tact, u neva see d girls u dey rebuild school, sey dey tink sey other parents go mumu send dere pikin to d new school.
Politics / Re: Help!!!!!!! My Ex Wants Me To Vote For PDP Or She Won't Take Me Back!!!!!! by smakati(m): 6:54pm On Mar 09, 2015
nairabetguru:
She told me to vote for PDP or she won't take me back...

And I really do miss her.... What should I do now?

I already vowed to vote for APC
will she follow to thumb vote, why you dey fall my hand, tell her you will vote pdp, go to the booth and vote apc, no dulling

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Politics / Re: Buhari VS Jonathan: Find Out How Nigerian Football Thrived Under Their Admin... by smakati(m): 6:52pm On Mar 09, 2015
Thank you o jare, better person..........its not a fair comparison anyway, for buhari time eye never open, na people wey dey consider never do well dey play, unlike now wey soccer don become profession
CrazyScientist:


Let me help the lazy OP grin:::




GENERAL BUHARI’S ADMINISTRATION
Period in Office: 31 Dec 1983 – 27 Aug 1985 (about 2 years in Office)









1. AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS Ivory Coast 1984,
The Super Eagles, finished 2ndafter falling to Cameroon in the Final 3-1

2. AFRICAN YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP 1985 2nd Sept 1984 – 4th May
The Flying Eagles finished 1st after defeating Tunisia on an aggregate of 3 goals to 2

3. FIFA UNDER 16 WORLD YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP, China1985 31st July – 11th August
Golden Eaglets of Nigeria Finished 1st. This is also the first time Nigeria won a FIFA Tournament. The victory took Nigerian football to a high pedestal, setting the stage of respect for Nigeria internationally


4. FIFA WORLD YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP, USSR 1985, 24th August - 7th September 1985
Flying Eagles lost the Semi-final to Brazil 2-0. But went through to Finish 3rd, after beating USSR on penalty 1-3. General Buhari did not see the end of this tournament in Office due to the IBB lead coup d etat.

Women soccer tournament started 1991. Long after General Buhari had left office.




GOODLUCK JONATHAN’s ADMINISTRATION
Period in Office: 9 Feb 2010 – Till date (5 years in office and counting)






1. FIFA WORLD CUP, South Africa 2010
Super Eagles of Nigeria were eliminated in the group stage of the competition

2. FIFA UNDER 17 WORLD CUP, Mexico 2011
Nigeria Golden Eaglet Did Not Qualify

3. AFRICAN YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP, South Africa 2011
Flying Eagles, finished 1st after beating Cameroon 3-2 at the final

4. FIFA UNDER 20 WORLD CUP, Colombia 2011,
Quarter-Finals exit after falling to France 2-3

5. AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS Gabon/Equatorial Guinea 2012
Super Eagles failed to Qualify

6. AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS South Africa 2013
Super Eagles finished 1st after beating Burkina Faso 1-0 at the finals
a. Top goal scorer award was won by Nigeria's Emmanuel Emenike

7. FIFA CONFERERATIONS CUP Brazil 2013
Super Eagles of Nigeria were eliminated in the group stage after failing to beat Uruguay, but finished 5th in the tournament of 8 countries.

8. FIFA UNDER 17 WORLD CUP, United Arab Emirates 2013
Golden Eaglets’ finished 1st after Beating Mexico 3 – 0, at the finals
a. Also Nigeria won Fifa fair play award,
b. Kelechi Iheanacho (Nigeria) won the golden ball and silver boots award
c. Dele Alampasu (Nigeria) won golden glove

9. FIFA WORLD CUP Brazil 2014
Super Eagles qualified from the group stage but later fell at the Round of 16 after falling 2-0 to France

10. AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS Equatorial Guinea 2015
Super Eagles did Not Qualify

11. AFRICAN YOUTH CHAMPIONSHIP Niger 2015
Golden Eaglets finished 4th after losing the losers final match 3-1 to Guinea

12. FIFA UNDER 17 WORLD CUP, Chile 2015. 17 Oct - 8 Nov
The Golden Eaglets have just qualified to play at the FIFA under 17 world cup finals later this year


WOMEN FOOTBALL ACHIEVEMENT UNDER PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN

1. CAF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP South Africa 2010
Super Falcons of Nigeria finished 1st after beating Equatorial Guinea 4-2
a. Top scorer award went to Nigeria's, Perpetua Nkwocha


2. AFRICAN U-20 CUP OF NATIONS 2010
The Falconets finished 1st, co-Champion with Ghana

3. FIFA U-20 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP Germany 2010
The Falconets finished 2nd, behind Germany

4. FIFA WOMEN'S WORLD CUP, Germany 2011
Falcons suffered a Group Stage exit

5. ALL AFRICAN GAMES , Mozambique 2011
The Super Falcons failed to Qualify

6. CAF WOMEN'S FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP Equatorial Guinea 2012
Super Falcons of Nigeria finished 4th after losing 1-0 to Cameroon at the losers final.

7. OLYMPICS UNITED KINGDOM 2012
The Super Falcons failed to Qualify

8. AFRICAN U-20 CUP OF NATIONS 2012
The Falconets finished 1st, co-Champion again with Ghana

9. FIFA U-20 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP Japan 2012
The Falconets finished 4th, after losing 2-0 to Brazil in the loser finals match

10. FIFA U-20 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP Canada 2014
The Falconets again finished 2nd, behind Germany
a. Top scorer award and Best player award went t
Politics / Re: I’m Doing My Best For Jonathan’s Re-election – Mu’azu by smakati(m): 6:46pm On Mar 09, 2015
May his best never be good enough. Sai Buhari

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Agriculture / Re: Deadliest Snakes In Africa: 10 African Snakes To Respect And Fear by smakati(m): 6:44pm On Mar 09, 2015
Remember my chilhood years growing up in ijeododo near ikotun lagos, seeing snakes was a regular occurence, I can't remember been scared of them, infact I killed one tiny green snake.....

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Politics / Re: Buhari VS Jonathan: Find Out How Nigerian Football Thrived Under Their Admin... by smakati(m): 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
yaxx:
How many trophies did the Administration of GMB and GEJ bring to Nigeria? Find out how Nigerian football thrived under their Administration.

Read more: http://www.abujagrassrootfootball.com/index.php/news/314-buhari-vs-jonathan-see-how-football-fared-under-their-administration
when you ready, copy and paste am for here
Politics / Re: One Word For This Caption (with Photo) by smakati(m): 6:39pm On Mar 09, 2015
Where did I go wrong!
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Left Daniel Dan Foster, Because He Lied About His Age by smakati(m): 6:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
Nigerians always lie about there age
Politics / Re: Shekau Has Been Uncovered! by smakati(m): 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2015
Oniranu ni e
Family / Re: 40% Of First Borns Are Not From Their Fathers- Dna Expert Reveals by smakati(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2015
I always advise people to do paternity testing right after a baby is born, even before the naming ceremony. It will save you money and ftom agony

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Politics / Re: Read Why Gen Buhari Can Never Be The Abraham Lincoln Of Nigeria by smakati(m): 10:04am On Mar 09, 2015
Pdp trying to be sarcastic, the same way that uncouth woman said old people are brain dead, stuff made my old man angry, because at 80 he is writing a book while the younger shepopotamus is busy making gramatical errors. I told him to calm down and endure, after may 29 we shall see nor hear them no more. Sai Buhari!
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Steering Nigeria With A Steady Hand - Washington Times by smakati(m): 10:00am On Mar 09, 2015
Yes, like the captain of titanic. Awon oniranu jatijati

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Politics / Re: Breaking News- Ray Power And Ait Studios On Fire Alagbado by smakati(m): 9:58am On Mar 09, 2015
shakazuldadon:
Can any one in alagbado confirm this.

source- political platform
do you know the meaning of breaking news? I doubt it, because if you know it, you won't ask for confirmation from people.
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna And His Pregnant Columbian Girlfriend At The Beach (photos) by smakati(m): 9:47am On Mar 09, 2015
Who is he, if the criteria for been on frontpage is dating a white lady, then I will have you know my girlfriend is british, so I will tender our photo for fp tins. Awon oniranu
Family / Re: Nigerian Lesbian Aderonke Apata Pleads For UK Judge To Save Her Life by smakati(m): 10:16pm On Mar 05, 2015
Sey me too will not use gay claim asylum, dis 20hrs a week no reach me o. I need better kpali
Politics / Re: Happy 78th Birthday To Chief Olusegun Obasanjo GCFR (Baba Iyabo) by smakati(m): 8:00am On Mar 05, 2015
Bifwoli:
He's not my cup of tea but I hope he lives to be as old as other African statesmen

Kaunda is 90yrs old and Mugabe just turned 91.

Former leader Dauda Jawara of Gambia is also 90yrs

so those people are statesmen? You better check your dictionary for the meaning of words before you use them.

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