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Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Akintola Hired As Celebrity Election Observer (photo) by smakati(m): 6:51pm On Mar 24, 2015
I dey trip for her no be small, unfortunately I have a gf

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Politics / Re: Court Orders NCC,Telecom Firms To Pay APC N500m by smakati(m): 6:46pm On Mar 24, 2015
Akbee:
A Federal High Court in Lagos has ordered
the the Nigerian Communications
Commission and five others to pay the All
Progressives Congress N500m for
unlawfully shutting down the party’s
presidential campaign fund-raising
platform.
Apart from NCC, the other judgment
debtors are Etisalat, MTN Nigeria Limited,
Globacom Limited, Airtel Nigeria Limited
and Visafone Communications Limited.
Justice Ibrahim Buba gave the order on
Tuesday in Lagos.
Details shortly…
omo see gobe
Politics / Re: I Am A Daughter Of Maryam Babangida, I Am Her Fan - Patience Jonathan by smakati(m): 6:41pm On Mar 24, 2015
ademoladeji:
Mrs Jonathan also advised
the youths of Ondo to pursue their education,
stressing that if she wasn't educated, she wouldn't be
a first lady;
nairaland just dey make me laugh since morning. She say she dey educated grin grin shocked oniranu jatijati

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Health / Re: "Pic" Check Out The Old British Emergency Bike by smakati(m): 6:40pm On Mar 24, 2015
Lol, make dem borrow gej make he use am carry madam piss go otouke.......na joke I dey o

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Politics / Re: Osun Monarchs Disassociate Themselves From Endorsing President Jonathan by smakati(m): 6:39pm On Mar 24, 2015
Atleast some people medula oblongata still dey function. Not those who have sold there conscience for pipeline security contract. Awon oponu radarada

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Crime / Re: Can You Allow Yourself To Be A Political Thug For N30m? by smakati(m): 6:37pm On Mar 24, 2015
Xavier9ja:
if you are approached by a top politician to become a political thug for #30m, will you accept.
be sincere please.
of course, I will then outsource my duties to others for peanuts while I develop my exit strategy
Romance / Re: Awesome Reasons To Date An Engineer by smakati(m): 6:34pm On Mar 24, 2015
First it was date a lawyer, now u sef waka com, I dey wait make boko haram sef com do dere own.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Bimbo Akintola Is Excited About Her ‘celebrity Election Observ by smakati(m): 6:26pm On Mar 24, 2015
I have a crush on this woman I no go lie, even though she old pass me sef I no mind.
Celebrities / Re: Movie Star, Solomon Akiyesi Gets SUV, N.5m Cash Gift From Prophet Iginla by smakati(m): 6:23pm On Mar 24, 2015
Make una gimme the pastor phone number abeg, I wan chitchat wit am

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Celebrities / Re: So Tyga’s Baby Mama, CHYNA Showed Up At The Club Topless...?(not The STRIP Club) by smakati(m): 6:21pm On Mar 24, 2015
sameer1212:
WTF... She damn HOT shocked
but hoes aint loyal

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Celebrities / Re: Imagine Being Photobombed By Kanye, Kim And North West... (photo) by smakati(m): 6:20pm On Mar 24, 2015
OsoDupe:
So u are telling us Alice did not know they were there before she decided to position herself before them to take a pix?
no mind dem jare
Celebrities / Re: Rapper MI Acquires 2015 Mercedes G-Wagon to Celebrate 100k IG Followers (Photo) by smakati(m): 6:18pm On Mar 24, 2015
Sha make sure you save for a rainy day

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Religion / Re: Pastor And His Wife In Court For Beating Co-tenant With Plank by smakati(m): 6:14pm On Mar 24, 2015
Notin wey person no go read for this nairaland.
Investment / Re: Forbes Enlists Oscar Onyema, NSE Boss, In “10 Most Powerful Men In Africa” List by smakati(m): 5:36pm On Mar 24, 2015
For him mind

Modified* as far as I am concerned he is not powerful, he can be removed at anytime, true power is when you give the president sleepless night a la Buhari and Tinubu

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Family / Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by smakati(m): 4:43pm On Mar 24, 2015
To answer I will need to know the name of the village
Autos / Re: Car Gifts Nigerian Women Will Never Say No To (its Either YES! Or YES!) by smakati(m): 4:40pm On Mar 24, 2015
I go buy my mama one before any other woman
Travel / Re: Germanwings Airliner Airbus A320 Crashes In French Alps by smakati(m): 1:09pm On Mar 24, 2015
emmykk:
G for goodluck
you well so?

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Food / Re: Man Shares Disgusting Pics Of Expired Nigerian Product With Altered Dates by smakati(m): 1:02pm On Mar 24, 2015
Maross:
@ almostfamous and smakati
you need to give the poster the benefit of doubt...the best thing to do in this situation is to report to the relevant authority (i.e consumer protection) and let them take it up. we have a lot of undiscerning consumers out there.
unfortunately I am not allowed to, its against the ethics of my profession, if th poster has any issue with a product complain first to cpc as you said or nafdac, he or she might even make some money, but you don't do such things on social media, its not pdp and apc abeg

For a professional, he will consider haccp. Was there a problem with the ingredients, was the right preservative added, was it sealed properly, did they store it properly. I am guessing the problem lies with storage conditions, I have seen it happen to infusion packs.
Travel / Re: He Was Deported On Arriving UK. by smakati(m): 12:51pm On Mar 24, 2015
babeface3:
This is one of the ill treatments meted out to a Nigerian recently in the UK.

My friend was traveling to the UK to meet a friend of his for some important discussions. His wife's younger sister stays in London and was not aware of his arrival as he wanted to stay in the hotel throughout his visit without any disturbance.

On arriving London, Immigration officers asked him if he knew anyone in London, to which he said no. In what looked like a drama, they took his phone from him and one of the officers went to an office, searched through the phone, found a London Number and called it. My guy's sister-in-law picked and answered all the questions they posed thinking the sister's husband was in trouble.

Like another drama, mu guy found himself in a room, and thereafter ushered to a waiting plane going to Lagos.

This is absolutely astonishing!

Are you sure that's the truth, cos from my own experience as long as you have a reasonable reason you will not be delayed at the counter. And for them to have asked for his phone, they must have suspected something

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Food / Re: Man Shares Disgusting Pics Of Expired Nigerian Product With Altered Dates by smakati(m): 11:03am On Mar 24, 2015
almostFamous:
I'm sorry,but u mods need to have some stories verified before bringing it to the frontpage. No source,no name,who is the person and where did u get these pictures. For all we know,this could be someone trying to put the makers of the sausage roll out of business. The pics look edited,as in photoshopped. Seun,please do the needful,tell ur mods to do their work well.
the only sensible comment. Seun do the needful, how would you feel if someone did same to nairaland

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Religion / Re: General Overseer & Wife Fight Dirty Over Church Ownership, Wife Floors Hubby by smakati(m): 5:31pm On Mar 23, 2015
I don't blame them, I blame the parishioners
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Deserves Suspension Between Director and Employee?(pic) by smakati(m): 12:42pm On Mar 22, 2015
Why are you disgracing your uncle
Romance / Re: Is It Ideal For Couples To Sleep Separately In Different Room by smakati(m): 12:34pm On Mar 22, 2015
Sometimes I wish my gf will go to sleep in another room, she sabi wake person for night with her jarunpa. The painful thing is she sleeps peacefully while doing it
Romance / Re: How Much Money To Give For A Funeral? by smakati(m): 12:31pm On Mar 22, 2015
Nothing wrong with giving her the money. Cut it down to like 200k, that's more reasonable.

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Romance / Re: How Many Of You Did This?..(photo) by smakati(m): 3:35pm On Mar 20, 2015
My dad was a waec examiner for english and literature, 'if so doxology' was a popular phrase we saw in scripts he marked, it has now become a slang in our house.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Chief Campaign Coordinator Dumps PDP, Joins Buhari by smakati(m): 3:33pm On Mar 20, 2015
What sort of appreciation are we talking about
Politics / Re: China To Build $1 Billion Solar Power Plant In Ghana by smakati(m): 3:31pm On Mar 20, 2015
China!!! I pray the plant works for more than 2 months

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Ranti Tukuwe,winner Of Miss Curves Unilag by smakati(m): 8:47am On Mar 20, 2015
Did they press to confirm its not foam?

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Romance / Re: GUYS: Would You Have Been More SUCCESSFUL If You Didn't Have A GF? by smakati(m): 8:45am On Mar 20, 2015
Angel was supportive, bose was a dream killer
Politics / Re: Benin Ore Road During OBJ Admin And GEJ Admin (pic) by smakati(m): 12:07pm On Mar 17, 2015
Why not snap pictures of the same spot. Ode
Education / Re: Nigerian University Students Builds Car That Passes Int’l Evaluation – From ‘tuk by smakati(m): 10:16am On Mar 17, 2015
culcid:
In as much as I am an environmental advocate, they should remember to be building cars that are not only environmental friendly but supports our petroleum driven economy.

kudos to them.
thank you o jare, naija can like to jump on bandwagon! Instead to protect our interests first
Celebrities / Re: (PHOTO) Who Makes A Better Queen Among This Three Nollywood Popular Stars? by smakati(m): 12:34pm On Mar 16, 2015
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