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NYSC / Re: A Thread For Corpers Posted To (mallam sidi) Gombe State by smakati(m): 8:13pm On Mar 01, 2013
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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 12:49pm On Mar 01, 2013
Na gombe dey post me go, I ve not confirmed yet but dats wat all my coursemates re saying, called my mum and dad, my mum reacted as if its a death sentence, my dad was jst laffin, he is like ' ti e ti ba e'....me am numb right now....make I call my bro and sisters, make I com go bank, go withdraw com do shopping.....God y me!!!.....make I first go skool sha, abeg anybody wey dem carry go gombe, make he/she Pm me
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 3:33pm On Feb 27, 2013
3top: All rumour mongers sud stop it o. We want real info here on ds thread.
Let's take caution...pls, sama me d latext jawe!
Jst leave dem, I don prepare sopona wey I go use swear for d next person wey come bluff for here, awon oniranu
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 1:47pm On Feb 27, 2013
chuckfinley: I collected ma call up leta and was posted to my preffered state ...... So happy called ma folks and ma peeps to tell dem d good news ....... I was about to share d goodnews on nairaland ...... Then i woke up
abeg mod ogbeche, help me ban dis guy before he give me hypertension. Ahn ahn!!!, @chuckfinley so ara re o, be guided.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A Candidates, Have Call-up Letters Shown Up In Your School Yet? by smakati(m): 11:16am On Feb 27, 2013
mayorxmen: NYSC time has now change to 9th march to 30th of March for batch A.
Source
Romance / Re: Is It Wise For Men/ladies To Sponsor Their Lovers In University These Days? by smakati(m): 6:26am On Feb 27, 2013
O di kwa very risky....... I had a lot of coursemates who were been sponsored by dere boyfriends, some were faithful, some were not.....funny enough the faithful ones were majorly Ibo (its like ibo girls ve a sense of loyalty lacking in other tribes) and before u call me a tribalistic person, lemme tell u dat am urhobo and I am not into ibo girls... d unfaithful ones re Majorly**lemme not say it, lest I cause a tribal war** (dis tribe ehn even dere married women re loose)......

Now to answer ur question, personally I see nothing wrong wit it, I can and I will sponsor my gf to further her education, as long as I ve d money, why not!!!, I don't want to end up wit a patience jonathan, and I ve no qualms wit her having a higher qualification dan me....if she likes she can cheat on me @ skool, karma will take of dat.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 11:28am On Feb 26, 2013
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try again later.......sey na dis kain time dere webiste go f up, somebody pls explain dis jargon to me, na microbiology I do abeg
Romance / Re: ....,.. by smakati(m): 6:37am On Feb 26, 2013
Kini big deal !!!, as long as u re sure of urself as a man even d most stubborn female lawyer will fall in line....u jst believe in urself and take d lead.

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Health / Re: Health Expert Warns: Any Food Eaten After 8pm Is Poison by smakati(m): 8:06pm On Feb 24, 2013
Tah!!!.....rubbish!!!.....wey food jst ready, me I go chop dis one dis night poison or no poison

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 5:46pm On Feb 24, 2013
vivichocs: hope to be in d same camp with u ooo, atleast i ll be sure of free food and drinks for that dy.. cheesy

dmalam:
smakati don becm fada xmas ko...toh mek i tell u na awoof dey run belle

mencade6:

@dmalam, hahaha...@vivic, even as u go share smakati money, make u also share ur tin with am o. @smakati, collect ur share 4rm vivic.

@vivic, I laff, na everyman go provide him food and drink. My own na make I announce den make una bring gifts, but since u re a lady and a fellow nairalander I will make an exception in ur case, but dats if we re posted to same state
@dmalam, no mind am, how many ppl I go buy drink for
@mencade, u suppose trust me na, as a sure boy if I invest I must to reap dividends.
Religion / Re: Who Leads Morning Prayer Devotion In Your Home? by smakati(m): 8:42am On Feb 24, 2013
D person who had d scariest nightmare d previous night
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 7:08am On Feb 24, 2013
teeo:
bro sats are not as busy as normal weekdays but expect drills and slight lectures. sorry ur birthday falls in camp, my advise... make friends in camp and celebrate with them.....

tanks for d info
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 9:32pm On Feb 23, 2013
smakati: Good evening house, I have a minor challenge, the challenge is this, my birthday falls on the second saturday in camp (march 16), so I was wondering if saturdays are free time in camp or there will be camp activities like drilling and lectures. I will appreciate if anyone can help me out. I need the information to plan the form my birthday celebration will take. Thanks
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2013
Good evening house, I have a minor challenge, the challenge is this, my birthday falls on the second saturday in camp (march 16), so I was wondering if saturdays are free time in camp or there will be camp activities like drilling and lectures. I will appreciate if anyone can help me out. I need the information to plan the form my birthday celebration will take. Thanks
Religion / Re: Cele Members - What Does Sani Satani Mean? by smakati(m): 7:42pm On Feb 23, 2013
You are welcome.
Business / Re: Another Scam Frm MTN by smakati(m): 7:39pm On Feb 23, 2013
AMEN
Religion / Re: Cele Members - What Does Sani Satani Mean? by smakati(m): 8:13am On Feb 23, 2013
I tink its means 'get behind me satan', In church literature (constitution/hmyn book/order of service) it does not appear at all so there is no official meaning to it, but with the context it is usually used its for rebuking satan and his minions. Kinda like 'Jah Micheal' too

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 2:12pm On Feb 22, 2013
shayman: guys a question just popped into my head. What are we supposed to wear to camp from home. White or just any Mufti?
u dey worry o!!!
Religion / Re: Prophecy Says The Next Pope Will Be The Last Before The End Of The World! by smakati(m): 9:02am On Feb 18, 2013
Simple solution is dat wen d cardinals form a voting conclave, no one shld vote for dat peter turkson guy, se fini!!! Lo batan!!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by smakati(m): 6:55am On Feb 16, 2013
mencade5:

Guy Na so. Please is there any specification pertaining to the kind of white shirt by nysc? I sent sum1 to buy me some yestaday, and he bought some very lights shirts that costs N250 each. Will i be allow to use such in camp? Or is d quality low? I no be ajebutter o.
Guy dose tshirts no go pay u, dey re way too light, too revealing cos dey re transparent, and dey tear easily while washing, I will advise u use dem as underwear and get dose ones in a pack of three (I can't remember d name), dat one is thicker and more decent
NYSC / Re: Things Corpers Should Do After POP. by smakati(m): 5:45pm On Feb 13, 2013
catholy: i like ur post, but i ve come to realise anoda issue in dis job search. Some companies consider height during interviews, even if u answer d interview questions well the interviewer wil find a way to dismis u frm d interview spot. Am talking out of experience though they didnt say there reasons bt frm the selection process u need no prophet to tel u their criteria for selection.
u re very funny
Travel / Re: Need Urgent Advice by smakati(m): 12:09pm On Feb 06, 2013
I had trouble reading ur post but somehow managed to 'decipher' it......where re u now?, when ur visa expired did u leave uk?, where did u apply from? When did u get married? Was it during the palaver, or before or after?, over to u
Family / Re: Do You Know Any Nigerian Name With A Single Syllable? by smakati(m): 12:03pm On Feb 06, 2013
its common in jos, jang comes to mind, others re tam, bem, dim etc
Romance / Re: How Do You Know You Are In Love by smakati(m): 11:56am On Feb 06, 2013
Its like in d movies.......a light shines on you (and d girl/guy), angelic voices will be signing melodies, den u start floating without wings, if u re not experiencing wat I jst described (especially d floating part) den u re in lust, becos am in a good mood, I will also describe how u feel wen u re in lust, u only tink about him/her, u spend all ur money on phone calls to him or her, u imagine d other person naked, u re Hot whenever u tink of her/him.....hope dat helps....
Romance / Re: Why Do African Men Fall In Love So Quickly ? by smakati(m): 7:00am On Feb 06, 2013
Maybe its because we re hopeless romantics

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