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Crime / Re: Photo: Actor/comedian Funky Mallam Survives Food Poisoning. by smakati(m): 7:54am On Mar 05, 2015
Awon aiye fe get e
Politics / Re: Pdp’ll Win Over 90% Votes -akpabio by smakati(m): 1:26pm On Mar 03, 2015
Enu dun rofo
Politics / Re: No Individual Should Own An Oil Well by smakati(m): 1:25pm On Mar 03, 2015
I totally disagree with this brand of communism. Capitalism should be encouraged
Politics / Re: APC Raises Fears Over Fani-kayode’s Mental Health by smakati(m): 1:23pm On Mar 03, 2015
I have been saying the same. Does he have relatives?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Give Dis Haircut A Name..... by smakati(m): 1:22pm On Mar 03, 2015
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Education / Re: Is Rome Business School In Rome, Italy Real? by smakati(m): 10:27am On Mar 03, 2015
Nora12:
Thank you Smakati. I have tried to reach them on this number +39 06 4004 4672 but it's always on voice mail each time i call.
I just phoned them, they played music for 15 seconds then a female voice spoke in a strange language (which I am assuming is italian) I asked if she spoke english then she said in bad english wait one moment while I transfer you, after 10 seconds a man answered in english. I cut off after that, I think you should try phoning them now. What you heard is not a transfer to voicemail its an equivalent of 'holdon for an available agent'.
Let me know if you run into any difficult, I am in the uk and calls to eu countries are dirt cheap
Politics / Re: What Will Happen In Nigeria If GMB Or GEJ Wins by smakati(m): 10:14am On Mar 03, 2015
Gabrielwilliams:
[left][/left] I want to throw this to the house. What will be the likely scenario in Nigeria if either General Muhammadu Buhari or President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan wins the forthcoming elections? In any eventuality of chaos,what can we do to stem the tide of violence?

I have thought about that.

SCENARIO ONE: GEJ WINS

there will be riots in the north, about 3, 000 lives will be lost. Gej will declare state of emergency in flashpoints. Foreign governments will intervene, a deal will be brokered between pdp and the opposition, Buhari will accept it and Everything will go back to normal except I expect boko haram will intensify its activities.

SCENARIO 2A : buhari wins

Inec will declare buhari the winner, Jonathan will reluctantly hand over, expect trouble from the creeks, the militants are going to cause trouble, they won't kill as much people as a northern riot will but the nation will be brought to its knees. Getting the nation back up depends on how well Buhari manages the situation.

SCENARIO 2B: buhari wins and gej doesn't hand over

Inec declares buhari the winner, gej and pdp refuse to acknowledge defeat, they try to hold on to power, expect anarchy. The beginning of a civil war.

SCENARIO 3: No elections at all
The elections are postponed one more time, gej hands over to david mark on may 29, david mark who always likes concept of neccisity will hold on to power for 6 months, foreign governments will ask gej and buhari to forget about the presidency. New candidates will be organised. A new election will be conducted. Back to the anarchy and civil war.

SCENARIO 4: army takes over
There is a slight chance this may happen, people keep telling me that the army won't take over but they forget everyone is ambitious for power. Give them the right excuse and see what they will do. If they do take over, I don't see them staying up to a year before a fresh election is conducted.


Although I am a staunch Buhari man, I cringe when I think what will happen if he really wins. The only way to prevent loss of lives is for politicians to avoid making inciting statements. People should eshew violence. A curfew would be nice too. And the army and police should do there job.

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Education / Re: Is Rome Business School In Rome, Italy Real? by smakati(m): 9:54am On Mar 03, 2015
Yes there is a rome business school, yes they do distance learning. I don't know how good they are though. One more thing, call the phone number provided and chat with them, if you have not already done so. You can use the opportunity to ask about any other misgivings you have. Enjoy
Religion / Re: What Is The Difference Between Iniquity, Sin, And Transgression? by smakati(m): 9:43am On Mar 03, 2015
They are synonyms. They can he used interchangeably. The most important thing is to avoid doing them
Politics / Re: Checkout These APC Campaign Hippies by smakati(m): 9:41am On Mar 03, 2015
Even the sigidi wants change
Fashion / Re: Male Transformation Wit Make Up (photo) by smakati(m): 9:40am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:


So you can wear it?

Yes. Wetin dey dere, on my wedding day I am going to be putting something similar like the op pix.

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Politics / Re: CHAI! How APC Rigged Osun State Election- Watch Video by smakati(m): 9:37am On Mar 03, 2015
Here2BustnScrew:
pot calling kettle black.. see how APC rigged the Osun elections
& plans to rig the 2015 elections yet they say
PDP plans to rig. watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCUJozFyQfU. are these the people that want to bring change? God forbid evil. Nigerians be careful and be wise, don't be deceived..

How am I sure the video I watched was from the election. You must think everybody on nairaland is an slowpoke who will believe any propaganda you put on. Come to think of it, if you have this good a video evidence why have you not approached omisore and the courts. Probably because you know it won't stand in a law court. Don't ever do this again. If you want to go into video production, I can link you up with bayowa films and records

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Politics / Re: 40-year-old NANS President Expelled For Fraud, One Week After Endorsing GEJ by smakati(m): 9:31am On Mar 03, 2015
40years old Is he doing his phd

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Politics / Re: Why Nigerians Must Reject The Second Coming Of Buhari by smakati(m): 9:24am On Mar 03, 2015
Bla bla bla, talk from now till march 28, its Buhari we want
Fashion / Re: Male Transformation Wit Make Up (photo) by smakati(m): 9:20am On Mar 03, 2015
[quote author=MzNelly post=31253274]

If its us, you guys will be shouting. cheesy cheesy




I don't see anything wrong with makeup, I even help my girlfriend with it every morning smiley
Politics / Re: EXPOSÉ: UK Think-tank Links APC With Boko Haram . by smakati(m): 9:05am On Mar 03, 2015
So kini ki wa se si, make dey mind dere business, dis oyibo and dere holier than thou attitude, they got us in this mess in the first instance with the amalgamation of north and south.
Fashion / Re: Male Transformation Wit Make Up (photo) by smakati(m): 9:01am On Mar 03, 2015
I see nothing wrong with this. Its not a crime to look good.

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Politics / Re: Photos: Boko Haram Video Shows Two Men Accused Of Spying Being Beheaded by smakati(m): 8:59am On Mar 03, 2015
What exactly is boko haram fighting for. What are there grievances. This is no longer islamization, seems more like cleansing and genocide

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Politics / Re: No Plan To Remove Jega, President Jonathan Says Again by smakati(m): 8:54am On Mar 03, 2015
Ones bitten twice shy, abi how dem dey talk am. Gej we are not falling for that again
Politics / Re: A Deadly Fraud Going On Right Now by smakati(m): 8:52am On Mar 03, 2015
godwinkessi:
I'm posting this on this thread now because I want to save several people from the so called Coca-Cola promotion fraudsters.

Pls beware of this numbers 09036029976 and 08077325927!

The sent me this message this morning; " Congratulations! You've won N950,000 in the ongoing Coca cola Buy and drink bonanza to Nigeria. No(ticket) call cash office: 009234903602996 for claims."

When I called them they were sounding fraudulently. When I now started seeking for their address, he started raining insults on me!

Let the authorities help fetch this guys before the do the worst to ignorant citizens of the federal republic of Nigeria.
Only learners will fall for such. Reminds me of when swindlers called me and they were like 'its your uncle from london' I asked for a name and they said 'ahn ahn don't you remember my voice, oya guess' unfortunately for the swindler I was having a bad day at the office, I didn't even know I could cuss that way, even the chap from the next office came to see why I was using bad language on the phone. Awon ti won o ni sori re.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Has Chronic Mouth Odour - Fani-kayode by smakati(m): 1:06am On Mar 02, 2015
Is ffk married? If so I am sorry for the wife, she is living with a deranged man.

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Politics / Re: Breaking!! Guardian Editor Angry With APC For Lying About Buhari In London by smakati(m): 1:03am On Mar 02, 2015
Ogbodo is a columnist not the editor. Olodo. By the way buhari is hale and hearty, I saw him with korokoro eyes in london.
Politics / Re: Gej"'s Height Of Cluelessness (pics) by smakati(m): 1:00am On Mar 02, 2015
So gej, sey I look like small pikin wey you fit bobo. Apa

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Favor Would You Ask President Goodluck If You Have Opportunity To Meet Him? by smakati(m): 12:58am On Mar 02, 2015
He should go back to otuoke and enroll patience in an adult education program

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Politics / Re: See Photos Of Cameroonians Marching In Support Of Their Soldiers In Yaounde by smakati(m): 10:06am On Feb 28, 2015
E be like say I see Nigeria flag for dose pictures

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Politics / Re: Russian Opposition Leader Killed In Attack A Day Before Major Anti-putin Protest by smakati(m): 10:05am On Feb 28, 2015
If ever a world war 3 happens, something tells me Russia will be the axis
Romance / Re: Husband Fined For Saying 'I Don't Love You' by smakati(m): 10:03am On Feb 28, 2015
I would rather be with someone who is upfront and straightforward, even if it she says things like that. At least we know where we are going and I can cut my losses. But the typical Nigerian woman.......
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Celebrities / Re: Skuki Brothers Show off their Cash by smakati(m): 9:40am On Feb 28, 2015
Please save some of it because I will not contribute to your medical expenses if you are ill. Awon oniranu

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