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Celebrities / Re: Lesson For Fayose & Others To Learn On Arrogance From The Late Bode Thomas: by smakati(m): 9:38am On Feb 28, 2015
Source?
Politics / Re: My Description Of Gen. Buhari In 100 Letters by smakati(m): 9:36am On Feb 28, 2015
IbnSultaan:
"A dependable personality, that will strengthen our institutions by demystifying NNPC and return our military to its pride of place in Africa".
I like this. Nice mission statement
Nairaland / General / Re: Weird: Woman Changes Name To Abcdefg Hijklmn Opqrst Uvwxyz by smakati(m): 9:25am On Feb 28, 2015
Koolking:
A Colombian woman recently changed her name to include all 26 letters in alphabetical order. Her first name is Abcdefg Hijklmn while her last name is Opqrst Uvwxyz.

Before the latest change in nomenclature, the 36-year-old was called ‘Ladyzunga Cyborg’, a name she came up with along the line. She is notorious for the act but her latest stunt is believed to be extremely bizarre.

The Colombian in a recent television interview said: “I started looking for a name that nobody had in Colombia, or the world, so I thought about ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ.

Source: http://www.punchng.com/feature/weird-planet/woman-changes-name-to-abcdefg-hijklmn-opqrst-uvwxyz/
Aww she beat me to it cry
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Recaptures Two More Communities From Boko Haram by smakati(m): 7:11pm On Feb 27, 2015
Kudos to our fighting men

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Travel / Re: Bizarre Illegal Immigration Techniques: How People And Drugs Are Smuggled. by smakati(m): 7:09pm On Feb 27, 2015
grin grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Jonathan Must Go Protest At Chatham House Today by smakati(m): 7:04pm On Feb 27, 2015
binie:


Are you just waking up, where were you yesterday 26/02/2015 when the news was going around?
you know if na Australia him dey live cheesy
Travel / Re: Ozi Akerele, Nigerian Student Missing In London [Photo] by smakati(m): 7:03pm On Feb 27, 2015
sugarboii:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-v00o3qxP8Qo/VPCBJey0qvI/AAAAAAAEn2w/twOWgnyRCW0/s280/0.jpg[/img]

24 year old Nigerian Ozeivo Andrew Akerele (pictured above) has been declared missing after he failed to return to his apartment from a night out with his friends on January 30th. According to police reports, Ozeivo, a new entrant at the Coventry University, UK was last seen at Iglu club on Spon street where he went to hang out with his friends. Coventry police believe Ozi had called after leaving the club to be picked up from wherever he was.


[url=http://gistsreport..in/2015/02/nigerian-student-goes-missing-in-london.html?m=0]SOURCE HERE]
Where him waka go, if na naija I for dey worried, but as na uk him dey no cause for alarm. I hope he comes back safe

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Chatham Speech The Height Of Unremorsefulness by smakati(m): 6:25pm On Feb 27, 2015
JustCalMeDBoss:
Buhari has neva apologized to nigerians over truncating a democratic govt but he the only time he took responsibility was at chatham. The nigerians his misrule affected he neva apologized to. in fact APC warriors praise him for his past actions but when he got to oyinbo land he was quick to take responsibility for his actions just to please oyinbo. Funny thing some ppl cal the speech inspiring, the extent of enslavement of the tinubu mentality. Coming from a yourba man.
I am a christian. My religion does not allow me bear grudges. I have forgiven Buhari. Let's give him another chance

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Politics / Re: Same Nollywood Faces Crying # Bring Back Our Girls Finally Sell Their Conscience by smakati(m): 6:23pm On Feb 27, 2015
Such is life.
Politics / Re: Protest In Lagos Over Political Violence In Rivers - Photo by smakati(m): 6:21pm On Feb 27, 2015
lalasticlala:


The group also called on the United States of America to help salvage the country by helping with a lasting solution and ensuring that the elections are peaceful.


Yourba proverb: eni to fe daso feniyan torun e lanwo.

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Politics / Re: Anti-buhari Protesters Now At Chattam House, London (pictures) by smakati(m): 11:19am On Feb 26, 2015
How I wish ukba fit storm that place, enough people will be deported. Awon oniranu
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Who Wore It Better Between This lady and the basket ? (picture) by smakati(m): 10:00am On Feb 26, 2015
The badboy in me says the lady but the omo jesu in me the basket, but I will go with the badboy
Politics / Re: Legislators Agree To Belt-tightening, Cut N’assembly’s Budget By 25%-thisday by smakati(m): 9:58am On Feb 26, 2015
E be like say dere head just boot. It is high time they reduced that profligacy.

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Career / Re: Why You Should Not Be A Banker - A Bank's Stakeholder by smakati(m): 9:56am On Feb 26, 2015
Whoever wrote this thinks everybody has an option. Imagine you have been unemployed for 4 years and you see a bank job, I am very sure you won't consider the above excuses abi na reasons

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Politics / Re: WAR AGAINST Nepa(whatever They Call Themselves) by smakati(m): 9:53am On Feb 26, 2015
emrain:
Instead of some youths to use their violence against NEPA and burn down all the NEPA cash offices, they are busy killing themselves over old criminal minded politicians, burning party secretariats and vandalising political party bill boards, as if all these foolishness will improve anything in Nigeria.

mehn, I think it's high time these NEPA people pay for their crimes..

In my opinion I propose we should match down in mass to any NEPA cash office around us and burn their generators and any other alternative source of power they use. by doing this, it will affect their business and probably alert the government to do the right thing.

In my area I've been mobilizing people.

Obviously you have never been to kirikiri before. Do you even know inciting people to commit violence is a crime. Go and look for something reasonable to do. An enlightened mind would think about a solution to the problem on ground, not add to it. Have you voted before. Why not vote this time around and vote out the people responsible for it. Also think about getting involved in local politics, I mean local governments or lcda as they are known in lagos. You will be suprised how much change your little influence can bring. Shalom
Politics / Re: “we Have Only 2 Shekaus Left, Army Have Killed The Rest” – Abubakar Shekau by smakati(m): 9:49am On Feb 26, 2015
Op. I like your imagination

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Navy Arrests 7 Suspects For Stowing Away In A Foreign Vessel [pictured] by smakati(m): 9:47am On Feb 26, 2015
That immigration officer gun reminds me of my grandpa's shakabula (dane gun) na so the thing long.
Politics / Re: Bombs Rain On Fish Traders Linked To Boko Haram by smakati(m): 9:44am On Feb 26, 2015
So na innocent people wey dey sell npokoro una see bomb.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Female Fan Gives D’banj ‘head’ While Performing On Stage? by smakati(m): 9:39am On Feb 26, 2015
Baby mama to be
Crime / Re: Electrician Rapes Housemaid After Installing Decoder by smakati(m): 9:38am On Feb 26, 2015
Call it after sales SERVICE

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Crime / Re: Mayhem In Lagos, 4 Killed, 27 Vehicles Destroyed In Gang War by smakati(m): 9:35am On Feb 26, 2015
Awon eleyi o ma sa fe jo. Lol
Politics / Re: POLLS: 6m OPC Members Will Vote For Jonathan –Gani Adams by smakati(m): 9:02am On Feb 23, 2015
Na God sey make I go school, I for no sabi how million plenty reach, ogbeni gani go and park well jare, oniranu oshi
Investment / Re: Chisco Transport Buses Burnt In Lagos By Hoodlums by smakati(m): 8:53am On Feb 23, 2015
How are we sure its not a competitor that planned this, for all we know it might have been the other bus operators jealous of chisco's success, the police should investigate from that angle too.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan: I’ll Bring Opposition To My Cabinet If Re-elected by smakati(m): 8:47am On Feb 23, 2015
If I hear, oga j no scope us joor
Religion / Re: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by smakati(m): 10:49am On Feb 22, 2015
Pray for oyedepo, I laugh! !!! Sebi him get keys to hellfire, as for ebora owu, baba don old but may he live long to see Buhari winning. Amen
Celebrities / Re: A Married Zim Woman Stuck To Nigerian Man After Illicit S*x by smakati(m): 10:36am On Feb 22, 2015
temitemi1:
No link undecided undecided undecided
No pictures too embarassed cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Checkout The Most Expensive Football In The World(pics) by smakati(m): 10:15am On Feb 22, 2015
This one na jewellery, where e dey abeg, make I go steal am. I don broke
Crime / Re: Business Woman Losses Millions To Herbalists & 3 Fake Witches [photo] by smakati(m): 10:12am On Feb 22, 2015
No one in this case is blameless except the innocent husband. The jealousy of her next door neighbour led her to been swindled. She didn't think of using business strategies to increase her own sales. Advertising for instance, which is ironic because even the babalawo that duped her was smart enough to advertise himself in the papers, lol.

I am sure she didn't tell her husband anything, maybe he suspected it himself, I wonder what would have happened if the babalawo told her the husband was responsible for her misfortune and he should be eliminated. She probably would have killed her husband too. If I were the husband I will send her packing. This is why I will never marry a Nigerian woman, they are too secretive, think they are smart and are heartless. Make e no better for me if I marry a nigerian woman.


The funny aspect is when you ask people like this what there religion is, they will shout Christianity but small challenge they are at the doors of a native doctor.


Nigerian christians hypocrites since 1960.

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Crime / Re: Chilling Tale Of Abuja Igbo Business Man That Was Murdered By His Best Friend by smakati(m): 9:22am On Feb 22, 2015
I am not suprised, if Jesus the son of God could be betrayed, then no one else is safe. Moral of story-don't trust too much
Travel / Re: 100 People Agree To Go Live In Mars ...and Never Returnto Earth by smakati(m): 9:17am On Feb 22, 2015
bebe2:


Yes, na so .

Typical African, u no go explore or investigate anything, u go just sit down there, but once the goodies start to fly in u will be first in line feeling entitled.
Fyi, I am a researcher, I am currently investigating how to overcome the mechanisms that make Pseudomonas resistant to antibiotics, so bebe, I am not just sitting down.
There should be a limit to exploring, have we solved all the problems on earth or let me rephrase, have we explained all the phenomenon on earth? The money that will be wasted on this trip should be diverted to funding reasonable research, think cancer for example.
Romance / Re: She Is Madly In Love With Me But She Has A Daughter. Pls Advice by smakati(m): 9:05am On Feb 22, 2015
When it comes to single mothers marrying a 'fresh' guy, women tend to be okay with it, but if its a single father marrying a 'fresh' lady you will start hearing cinderella stories and other stories that touch the heart. That been said I don't see anything wrong with marrying her although I will advise you ask her who will carry the financial burden of her kid. That's the only challenge I can see in your marriage. If she gives a vague answer, run for life. If she has a detailed plan like alimony payments or the baby daddy pays child support or even she has a good job, then you are safe.
Travel / Re: 100 People Agree To Go Live In Mars ...and Never Returnto Earth by smakati(m): 3:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
Oyibo no dey mind dere business, na so one go syria say she dey do humanitarian work until isil kill am. Wetin concern us with mars for christ sake!

Anyway sha as my papa dey talk am 'dem no dey tell small pikin make im no get big teeth as long as him get big lips to cover am'.... if dey sha reach dere see alien make dem no just come back. Awon oloriburuku alakoba oshi

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