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I so wanted to be a doctor when I was in secondary school......but after they told me the number of years involved I jst jejely went for microbiology instead......if I ever feel the need to have a Doctor before my name I will go and do a masters, then a Doctorate but for now am happy being a microbiologist

byvan: In as much as I don't want to believe in it,within me,I know its real.Imagine what happens when a geminian male meets the geminian female,the attraction is Magnetic.After the flirtation and the mind games,we were sure that it can only take "us" to make a marriage work.

We are almost 80percent compatible.Carefree,fun seekers,spontaneous,smart,intellectual,witty e.t.c are the qualities that has made marriage almost rosy for us.The problem is that someone has to be the disciplinarian,the money saver,the patient and consistent character thus I have to alter some of my traits to accomodate these virtues.

Generally speaking,we are almost the same,we think alike,both as crazy and most times,I swear we can almost hear each others heart speak.It makes it very easy for us to communicate without speech because we can almost sense each others feelings.we both argue a lot but I always let him win as the Man.Though for us,sharing the same Zodaic sign was purely coincidental.It saved me the stress of serial dating cos i knew my man the moment I spoke 2 him.He is probably the only person that can understand me.


Well,I still think that love can still conquer all irrespective of the zodaic compatibility.Most people are attracted to people that share the same astral sign with them.


@Op,forget astrology and enjoy ur relationship abeg.

Omo see essay!!!

Yes, cheap network and useless service.....u ppl shld not even get me started

A lesson to everybody, pls stay off drugs.......

musKeeto: Ah, my friend, what makes it national stupidity?

Because its only in Nigeria that you will find people 'throwing' parties when they haven't paid their children's school fees........I have even seen a funeral where close to 500k was spent on 'Funeral Reception' imagine !!!, when the next school term resumed, the children of the diseased where sent home frm school cos there fees hadn't been paid, by den all those ppl who partook of the reception had gone underground

ebamma 3: Have been having this arguement with a friend,that merry making at burials is not a part of christianity cos its not found any where in the bible,but to my chagrin christian burials are always a place for merry making,please fellow christians in the house is it a must that i should buy drinks and cook food at my father's burial?

I haven't been to a lot of funerals ( I hate going)......but wit d few I ve attended, I ve noticed dat d deceased's family prepares food and drinks for guest.....butfor me I don't eat, cos after taking part in a funeral I lose my appetite.......

Its not a christian or muslim thing, its a Nigerian thing......christians in other part of the world don't do it....its part of our national stupidity.......somebody died, instead of ppl to mourn, dey re killing malu and downing stout....

Its not a must to prepare drinks and food.......as a matter of fact I will instruct my children in my final testament not to serve food and drink @ my funeral, not even pure water......anybody dat is hungry shld go to his/her house to eat.......

Those BRT drivers can be reckless.....they seem to think they have an immunity from being prosecuted........One almost hit me on their lane while I was tying to link the express from the feeder lane at athony.......the useless bully just wanted to try and intimidate a smaller vehicle

Yield: Your 2nd and 3rd points're contradictory.

Yes it is, thanks for pointing it out.........3rd point is for when the 'deed' has been done

Input: OP these are top secrets you are releasing just for free like that.

I knw.......but let's just pity them

SMAKATI 's ADVICE TO LADIES, GIRLS AND THE UNMARRIED WOMENFOLKS..........
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-->have a plan for your life, but when doing that be realistic, know wat you want, ur dream man, ur dream house, no of kids etc........but be realistic o, don't build castels in d air.........and always ve a plan B
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--> wen u re new in a relationship, its beta u don't give d guy sex......dis makes d guy expectant.....personally my chances of breaking up wit u if we ve slept together is pretty high compared to if we ve not slept together.....at d same time sex in a relationship is good, it creates a bond, as in 2 become 1
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--> shld u allow him "mistakenly" bleep u.....never use sex as a weapon, denying ur bf sex will not do u any good.....dere re a lot of girls who re single, so if u ve a bf be careful how u treat him
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-->never trust ur friends......never reveal ur secret to a fellow woman......this is very important....kip ur no of abortions secret, d no of bf secret, ur suga daddy secret.....don't boast about dem....if u do, verily verily I say unto u "it will backfire"
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-->never tell ur bf about ur ex(s).....d less he knws about dem d beta for u......if possible tell him u lost ur precious 'V' @ a party.....spare him d details......neva tell him ur ex's favourite sex position.......if u do, jst change ur relationship status on fb to single
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-->in the same vein, don't compare ur bfs ( we all knw u girls ve more dan one bf, personally I see it as division of labour).......d less ur boyfriends knw about each other d beta for u......don't let dem even meet eachother......I knw I don't nid to advise u on how to store dere names on ur phonebook ( una sabi dat one pass me)
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-->begin ur "hunt" for a husband as soon as possible....don't wait till u re 30......inshort start frm 20yrs.......women plenty pass men for dis country, so una hunt na real gulder ultimate search
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-->in searching for ur husband, don't use Dangote or Ovia as ur S.I. Unit........a graduate wit a Job(yes any Job) will do.....even if he doesn't ve a car, don't worry, olorun a se......am not sayin marry a never do well......make sure he has a degree and he is not older than u wit more dan 5yrs.....
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-->if u re already 30 sometin and still unmarried (and u re not a nun) den ur matter is 'Code Red'.....pls declare a state of emergency.....don't lose hope.....jst draw near to God.....pls don't lower ur standard, its beta to remain unmarried dan to marry a useless fellow.....I ve said my own o
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-->for dose of u in a relationship, who see dere bf as atm, u beta be careful......be considerate....money doesn't grow on trees...at d same time I believe a guy shld spend on his girl.......cinemas, dinners and reasonable tins like dat
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-->have been hearing a myth dis days.....women actually believe dey re smarter dan men......well maybe most times, but dere re some men dat can process info (like me) so becareful......if u re playin games and we kip quiet don't tink we don't knw wat u re up to....we knw, but we kip quiet becos a punny in hand is worth two in d bush.....deep down inside we knw u re not marriage material but we won't tell u dat......and for sure we won't marry u either.........so pls reduce ur runs
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-->pls learn about birth control.....am tired of hearing about unmarried girls getting pregnant.....condom is 40naira abeg!!!.......google birth control and learn about safe days......if u get belle and abortion is impossible and d bobo no claim am, den ur own don finish patapata........ur having a child outside wedlock can f*ck u up in Nigeria.......I remember one girl like dat I use to see, one day she confessed dat she had a son, I didn't hold it against her (I mean am educated!!!) But anytime am bleeping her I can't help but remember dat a child has passed tru dat punny....eventually we broke up (she wanted a husband and father for her son....but I wld rather start my life frm foundation abeg!!!)
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-->u ve probably heard dat "d way to a man's heart is tru his stomach"......omo no be lie........d longest relationship I ever had was wif CIZHOAB (break d code if u fit!!!), dat girl can cook......if she offend me sef, she no nid apologise, she go jst cook dat Nsala and semo.....CiZHOAB if u ever get to read dis, I love u, na ojukokoro make me break up wit u........ehen back to my point.......if u don't knw how to cook, don't worry, my elder sister is a qualified Home economics and Nutrition tutor,send me a pm and I will link u to her.....in 2weeks, she will make u a masterchef....money back guaranteed if u re not satisfied
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-->for those of u who ve refused to go to skool or learn a trade, anu yin se mi.....nobody will marry a liability......d one wey dey pain me pass is dose ones wey no go learn how to speak english.....
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-->I ve seen some girls controllin dere bf.......u ppl re just toying wit nature......d guy is d head of d family/relationship, don't ever mess wif dat
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I ve typed enough (una no go pay me sef!!!), but feel free to reproduce this my advice in its origin form......send it to ur friends.....BC it.............but always reference me in this format
.Smakati,D. (2013) My Odyssey. Diary on Nairaland.com (Lagos)

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