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christejames:
Interesting...


Just wow!

I bet my NYSC certificate that most of these animals are more intelligent than supporters of a certain political party in Nigeria that use a 'home cleaning appliance' as their insignia.

They are actually more intelligent than supporters of ANY political party

AerialMapper:
Rule 1: Don’t Run

This only triggers the dogs primal instinct to chase

If you are running, stop, turn around, stand your ground, stare the dog in the eye and shout firmly stop!!! You can stamp your leg... two things will happen...

If it is a bingo, it will scamper past you or stop, turn around and run away!
If is is a pit bull, Rottweiler, Doberman, Dogo Argentine, cane corso or Belgian Malinois... say your prayers cos na bite sure pass

Funny, dangerous advice

chatinent:
I can relate. My bro, if you accidentally see your face in a mirror while running bro, you mayn't recognize you.

It happened to me as a young boy, I was 6. About 30 years later, I still fear dog.it is an experience that is difficult to forget

Go back to your pharmacist and tell him/her to know his/her limit. Zinc deficiency has been prevalent in Nigeria since how many years. And it is only now that is causing loss of smell and taste senses abi.

sarrki:
This is not good for the image and people of Nigeria.

This is fake news. Who is applying for Visa now

Biodun1929:
"Either way, if she doesn't like your compliment, the rest is left to you."

In other words, DON'T EVER compliment any girl's boobs no matter what.

exception to this rule is if you don chop am before

Mention the name and the username , promote his business .
we all know if it was fraud ,his details would have been out here.

Shukusheka:
You people think working in FIRS is beans. There are government parastatals like FIRS, CBN, SEC etc that are filled with top professionals and the jobs there are quite tasking.

Nobody say its beans. Just that we are privy to know how they share money. Somehow I also know what they do in FIRS. Believe men SDG is way better.

Good one. I hope all the lecturers agree with this. particularly the old school folks

If want something to task your brain and you are career minded SDG. If Na money FIRS. In case you pick FIRS abeg come pay ur tithe

This one died in active services

Likely covid 19.

Look like plate of cookies

Perverts everywhere

Genset:
Never, i don't do exes

But you do accept money from exes. Kontiniu

We'll be waiting to hear the other part of your story 'my ex f..ck me'

In Nairamarley's voice 'won ma do'

Lol@Employment format... E Ku ise boss

The writer is not just a staff, he must be their PRO. The staff of that company are suffering and angry with the company too. Even before covid-19 they kept increasing their work hour and the work volume

19naia:
Thanks for the reply.
Health status? Nationality status?

Still no exact or detailed answers here.

Hmmm.

Are you whining me? socioeconomic status. There is lock down and airport closure for common man. The bigger guys are flying if they need to

19naia:
Are flights from London and USA, currently allowed to land with incoming passengers during the lockdown in Lagos?

Will it be possible to land in Lagos with a flight from London or New York? Around June? July?

The answer depends on your status

In Naira Marley's voice "won ma do"
Pls don't ask me for interpenetration

This is so wrong, what about those in essential duties. What about emergencies. Two wrongs doesn't make a right

Na malaria kill the woman. Its no news how bad malaria can deal with people without prior exposure. If no be the guy kill am its most likely going to be malaria

Lies begat lies
30 days visa, 14 days isolation, 2 weeks no where to be found.
Came in during restrictions but can not leave during restrictions, every country including Chinese are evacuating citizens that want to go back but these ones can not be found. Kontiniu diaris goodu

Did the dead lecturer Submit the bvn or the universities were dumb to submit the bvn of the 'dead' they 'fraudulently' enrolled

Mathematics

Another fulani Muslim again

This is a very common symptoms of Covid. Google it. Try go for test

You just want to trend. The people you are asking are they God that answer prayer

When is 'after pandemic'

He isn't included in the data. He has since left the pool of NCDC patients. He,like some other big men are getting treatment privately