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Travel › Re: Tips For Surviving An Airplane Crash by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2014

Toks2008: At least we can wear the parachute and if the plane decends to a certain level people can start jumping out.

Which one be crash faster? A plane wey wan crash go crash.

Travel › Re: Tips For Surviving An Airplane Crash by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:09pm On Sep 26, 2014

Toks2008: Exactly.

Each time i board a plane and the pilot says things like we are 45000ft above sea level,ijust say to myself. LOBATAN! GOD my life is in your hands.

Its so funny that the safety provided is geared towards sea crash and i kp eondering why they cant provide parachutes.

not all planes can have have their exits opened midway in the air,if that happens the plane will crash/crash faster. Why do you think plane windows were designed not to unwind?

Travel › Re: Tips For Surviving An Airplane Crash by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:05pm On Sep 26, 2014

These tips are for escaping a flooded plane! @OP

Celebrities › Re: How To Get The Right Man! This Is Step 2 by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:09pm On Sep 26, 2014

Priceless24: Lol, like say she call ur name

Nairaland General › Re: The Preacher On Ise Oluwa Bus by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:07pm On Sep 26, 2014

Mr. Preacher! It all ended up on money matter grin

nice post.

Mods! Front Page!

Family › Re: Tiwa Savage’s Husband Beats Her; Marriage In Serious Trouble by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:55pm On Sep 26, 2014*

after he advised her to be nude in front of camera grin

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Properties › Re: I Need A Shop Of 3k In Lagos by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:52pm On Sep 26, 2014*

Nice Joke

you're joking right huh

3K per Month?! grin

the least you might see is 8K

Politics › Re: We Are Coming – Boko Haram ‘writes Warning Letter’ To Abuja Barracks by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:50pm On Sep 26, 2014

We dont care! No matter the number of shekau's ,we shall kill them again!

Celebrities › Re: How To Get The Right Man! This Is Step 2 by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:48pm On Sep 26, 2014*

Sorry, am a guy. grin

Health › Re: Two Victims Resurrect In Liberia After Dying From Ebola Virus Disease by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:34pm On Sep 26, 2014

^^^na you send the virus to do work?

So? undecided

@ OP ~~you this blogger~~

Politics › Re: EXPOSED: Man Who Used Oritsejafor's Jet For Cash/Arms Deal Is Highly Connected by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:30pm On Sep 26, 2014

Okay

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Food › Re: Restaurant Owner Admits To Lacing Customers’ Noodles With Opium To Get Them Hook by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:27pm On Sep 26, 2014

Am sure its also in Mr. Biggs and Tantalizers Fried Rice and Chicken huh

cause I keep going back for more grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Open Letter To Nicholas Ibekwe : The T. B. Joshua Bribe Saga Another Perspective by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:19pm On Sep 26, 2014

When will all these arguments over who is right end? grin

Politics › Re: Escaped Chibok Girl Is Confirmed Pregnant by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:17pm On Sep 26, 2014

Eyyya!

Romance › Re: Ladies:why You May Remain Single Till Thy Kingdom Comes by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:12pm On Sep 26, 2014*

Nice one!

#Excessive Make-Up: Those ladies thinking excessive make up means beauty,be warned o,men are not small children but we too dont like Ojuju-Calabar

#Bleaching: Its not all men that like yellow girls o! No man will want to marry and end up seeing Black and Yellow patches all over his wife,Ewww! Abi una wan turn Wiz Khalifa? #BlackAndYellow

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism A La Nigeria by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:10pm On Sep 26, 2014

eerrmm, okay undecided

Politics › Re: God Bless Nigeria by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:07pm On Sep 26, 2014

Poem?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Muslims Perform Hajj by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:06pm On Sep 26, 2014

Am not a muslim.,but too long!

Phones › Re: Awesome Things You Didn't Know Your Phone Could Do by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2014

The sad thing is I didnt know my phone can click yeye threads sad

,~~like this one!~~ angry

Politics › Re: 20 Unbelievable White House Security Breaches by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:57pm On Sep 26, 2014

Reminsd me of 'Olympus Has Fallen' and 'White House Down'

Gaming › Re: How Do I Fix YLOD( Yellow Life Of Death On My Ps3) by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2014

go to YouTube ASAP!

Phones › Re: Why You Should Go For Airtel 2gb For N2000. by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:34pm On Sep 26, 2014

[quote author=]wow... small penis .your Monika got me blushing grin

[/quote]how do we subscribe for it now?

Politics › Re: List Of Politicians And Celebs On Nairaland with their Usernames by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:30pm On Sep 26, 2014

kekakuz: Today
most Nigerians use the internet on a regular base.politicians and celebrities are not left out,infact they use it more as they are always concerned with what the public thinks of them.
some of them are social media junkies as they don't really have much jobs to do.
nairaland is by far the biggest online forum in Nigeria and by extension Africa and can boast of 1.2 million registered members not counting thousands of visitors that flock in everyday.
so it is logically acceptable to conclude that alot of these guys rock nairaland with us in disguise but am here to blow there cover.(thanks to my hacking and up tracking skills)
here is a few of them and will add more as soon as I get more.

1 nasir el rufai -cramjones
2.miss yezudo - genevive
3 wiz kid - youngwizy
5 davido - andyblaze
6 tifnubu. - Ruben abati
7 iya rainbow - mukina
8 lagbaja. - olandoOwoh
9.alimodu sheriff - smallpenis
10 safari girl - Rita dominic
11 berem. - don jazzy
12 fadeyi oloro - Adam forever

will add more am trying to trace labara maku ryt now

you actually swapped I and AndyBlaze angry

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Education › Re: How Good Is Your English Vocabulary? Double Dare Nlders To Get 10/10 by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:33pm On Sep 25, 2014

simple questions

Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:58pm On Sep 25, 2014

updates tomorrow, the posts above have been modified, you can check the pictures.

Phones › Re: Why You Should Go For Airtel 2gb For N2000. by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:39pm On Sep 25, 2014*

so how do we subscribe for that of #2000 ?

Phones › Re: Funny Pictures About Bendy Iphone 6 by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:29pm On Sep 25, 2014

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Jokes Etc › My Girlfriend Wants To Kill Me Even Before Marriage (+PICTURE) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:46pm On Sep 25, 2014

I currently reside in Lagos and I have a girlfriend who is fulani.
I really love her and want to marry her but she is a fulani from sokoto and another man has gone to meet the father for marriage proposal,and she told me that in her culture when two or more men want to marry a girl the men will flog each other with those their big sticks,the first man to shout or hold his back in pain will lose the girl.
The other man is a strong cold blooded fulani and I am an ajebutter,should I leave the girl for the other man or should I enter the contest? Please I need your matured advice sad

#BTON,#TSIAL sad

Romance › Re: Please Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2014

imsuboi: SMALLPENIS, I'm beginning to suspect you're just another Andyblaze account

no am not

Romance › Re: Please Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2014

GowonAbacha: Baba nor beg u make u read am na ...

help me ask am

Politics › Re: Cameroonians Declares ''the Best Nigerian Is A Dead Nigerian'' by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:02pm On Sep 25, 2014

thwarrior72: I said soon, besides we have what it take to intimidate & recolonize all African countries, except Egypt,SA Kenya, Libya

I now realise cameroonians are dullards.
If not that they want to be recognised why will they join a site that says "NAIRA" ,please is your country's currency Naira??

Even with all the insults,we are recognised as the giants of Africa,where has cameroon ever been mentioned.
For your info,if not that BH were partly nigerians,they would have been dealt with long ago!.
Besides,nigeria will infiltrate and take over cameroon in three days,if not for democracy.

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Politics › Re: Cameroonians Declares ''the Best Nigerian Is A Dead Nigerian'' by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:54am On Sep 25, 2014

O0XYGEN: When did nigeria started having an army.You people are sooo funny.You think war is like eating eba abi?

what does your country want to do with your 200 foot soldiers?
And from your english,I understand your predicament.

When all the charm for 9ja nak una head,una go understand.

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