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Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Our Joint Account Money To Build House For Us (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:05pm On Sep 20, 2014
princesstemi: yinmu undecided grin
sad
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: slightly Used Slim Ps3 (12gb) for sale by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:57pm On Sep 20, 2014
I'll help you pass across your message.but I played fifa 14 on PS3 and it was okay,but PES 14 on PS3=Fail!, On Xbox360=Pass!
Check it out;
www.nairaland.com/1867089/legend-story-pictures-comedy-mode
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:51pm On Sep 20, 2014
Chuksemi: When do we get the next update? You're making me think of getting an xbox360.... Play station de tire person
tonight,stay tuned and thanks for following.
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:26pm On Sep 20, 2014
prettythicksme: why won't you know una dey the same small penis cancus
anytime girls see my 16.2inch prick,dey shout at me that ts too small,so they cant accept it sad
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:24pm On Sep 20, 2014
Haryoryhemie: Don't even measure it
anytime I meet any girl and she see's my 16.2 inch smallpenis,she says ;I cant take this o,its too small for me" then she leaves sad
EducationRe: Throwback: Do You Remember This Television by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:06pm On Sep 20, 2014
This TV wey my papa been dey use chain lock if I get exams or if he wan comot. grin
I remember when the knobs got spoilt and we used pliers to turn them.
#GoodOldDays
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:40am On Sep 20, 2014
Hygienicgerm: m a die hard ac milan fan and will really love to see danny play for them b4 he retires..
..By d way,weldon;iv bin followin danny's story.
thanks boss,I might join them next season.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Great Features You Miss As A Guest On Nairaland by SMALLPENIS(f):
most importantly,you miss the SEXUALITY SECTION!!! grin
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:10pm On Sep 19, 2014
we now have 14 special guests, one more slot and the show will be a YES, YES!
you can still be a special guest, 16 more slots to go.
we need one more person to comment, so we the show will hold on the 30th.

our current special guests are;

ggrin
nickz
Profcamsey
deb6
mesoade
Elnino4ladies
yorex2011
adeoladrg
Jerrick
mzlizabelle
Iamoilprince
KelvinGraphics
Truckpusher
fruityjojo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Dress This Way For An Interview With Mtn Tomoro? (pix Included) by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:47pm On Sep 19, 2014
Bros! Come and confess if you got the job! grin
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:45pm On Sep 19, 2014
Even me,smallpenis, know say him prick small grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Our Joint Account Money To Build House For Us (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:51pm On Sep 19, 2014
princesstemi: 16.2inch huh shocked lipsrsealed
I know it's small, stop making fun of me sad
PhonesRe: The First "Made In Nigeria" Mobilephone Set To Launch by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:59pm On Sep 19, 2014
Orji Uzor Kalu?? That is House of Ajebo name na angry
PhonesRe: First Person To Buy An Iphone6 In Perth Immediately Drops It During TV Interview by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:57pm On Sep 19, 2014
Gos cash am!!! grin
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:50pm On Sep 19, 2014
Please nickz and ggrin ,stop these incessant posts before I call Mukina2 and Obinoscopy angry
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:47pm On Sep 19, 2014
profcamsey and deb6 are our 3rd and 4th special guests.
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:41pm On Sep 19, 2014
ggrin: but whyangryangry
Btw its 10 posts not sixundecided
still counts as one tongue
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:34pm On Sep 19, 2014
ggrin,all your six posts count as one grintongue
our 1st special guest is ggrin.
The 2nd special guest is nickz.
CelebritiesNairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by SMALLPENIS(op):
Comedy Night Live,Season 1

Yes,yes,I am SP,a comedian (sometimes).
Am sure you all must know the AY show.
Well,I will be holding a show,here on Nairaland on the 30th of this month by 10PM
It will be featuring over 50 golden jokes and funny pics to get you laughing into the new month. And it will all be in real time.
It would be hosted monthly depending on the outcome of this show.
The link to the thread for the jokes would be here by 9pm on the 30th.an hour before the show starts.

Special Guests: First 30 people to Comment! grin

Gate Fee: 0.001KB grin

I need 15 special guests for the Show to hold.

COME! AND LAUGH INTO OCTOBER!!!

SIGNED: SP grin, GCON: Grand Comedian Of Nairaland
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:41am On Sep 19, 2014
To those following and commenting,thanks to you all.

And those doing GhostMode;
Imsuboi , chibzu , donjay007 and Ib4real95 ,kontinu! grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:37am On Sep 19, 2014
ultraawesome: Now I'm here....nice cheesy
thanks for joining,you're welcome to Danny's world.

Well,mine is a hacked version,and its made for only Xbox and PS3.
Though some of the stories are fiction,like that of the paris riot.
But you can get cars and houses.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:30am On Sep 19, 2014
GDB News

GDB drew 0:0 to LOSC,but the New World Best,Danny, displayed his prowess at the club international cup,by helping GDB beat Internacional 5:0,with Danny scoring 4goals.

All About Danny

as the winter transfer season gets underway,Danny recieved offers from the following clubs,with them offering him these salaries;

AC Milan= £8.4 million
Valencia= £8.6 million
Olympic Marseille= £9.5 million
Man City= £10.3 million

but he rejected all of the offers despite earning just £680,600 presently.
He said he had pledged his loyalty to GDB,but could move at the end of the season.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:13am On Sep 19, 2014
Ballon D'or Awarded

The top three in the voting sequence are Danny with 401 Votes, C Ronaldo with 288 Votes, Ibrahimovic with 134 Votes.
Therefore Danny has won the Ballon D'or.
He said he was so excited and didnt feel he was going to win it,but he said he felt grateful to the press,his club,teammates and his fans. He promised to do more to help GDB and he promised his loyalty to the club.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:07am On Sep 19, 2014
GDB News

SK Slavia 0:2 GDB (GDB have qualified for the Knockout stage of the champions league after beating Slavia in the 4th group match)

GDB 0:1 AS Nancy Lorraine

RC Lens 1:3 GDB

Stade Brestois 0:1 GDB

GDB 1:0 AC Milan (Danny scored to give GDB the victory,but despite their loss,AC Milan have qualified for the knockout stage after Bayern lost their match)

Stade Rennais 2:4 GDB (GDB threw Rennais out of the French Cup after thrashing them 4-2, with Danny scoring an hattrick)

GDB 3:0 FC Sochaux (Danny scored an hattrick)

GDB will be playing Internacional at the Club International Cup towards the winter transfer season.

The calculations for the Ballon D'or has also been rounded up and the results will be awarded next week.
Some of the nominees are; Higuain,Xavi,Bale,Messi,Ronaldo,Danny,Ibrahimovic and so on.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Summons Egyptian Ambassador Over Maltreatment Of Teenage Traveller by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:55am On Sep 19, 2014
Later they will be asking why their citizens have smallpenis angry
Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Our Joint Account Money To Build House For Us (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:16am On Sep 19, 2014
snowprince07: Ok mugu tank u for making dis business successfull.

do u know y her number ain't going?? because your pen.is is too small she just de manage u to collect d rest of d money.
ha! No wonder girls like running away when they see my 16.2inch smallpenis,they shhout,then say "am going home,its too small,I cant take it" sad
Jokes EtcRe: "Why We Banned Shoki" – NBC by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:13am On Sep 19, 2014
Nairalanders will fall for anything grin
una no dey see FAKE NAIJA NEWS?! undecided
RomanceRe: Escaping The Friend Zone. by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:08am On Sep 19, 2014
philantoxx: yea bro.wit irrevocable hangovas.
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Escaping The Friend Zone. by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:25pm On Sep 18, 2014
philantoxx: bro cheers.we fit chill 4 my spot
yes oo,drinks dey abi grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Our Joint Account Money To Build House For Us (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:23pm On Sep 18, 2014
imsuboi: SMALLPENIS na for your game? grin grin
so you dey there dey do GhostMode abi grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Our Joint Account Money To Build House For Us (+pictures) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:22pm On Sep 18, 2014
Agybabe: That's a dummy!
you mean she cheated me?! shocked

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