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PoliticsRe: Cameroonians Declares ''the Best Nigerian Is A Dead Nigerian'' by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:25pm On Sep 24, 2014
Is it not cameroon? smiley
I laugh at them,only the army from four of the smallest states in Nigeria will wipe them out.
#YeyeDeySmell...and na 'Yeye' go Kill am.
RomanceRe: I Have Enter Asian Girl Wahala At Work (PICS) by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:04pm On Sep 24, 2014
Krall ! Krall ! grin, you no wan repent from trolling? grin


is she a boxer? undecided ,if no then...
RomanceRe: Please Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:57pm On Sep 24, 2014
100Cents: She has Ebola !
no wonder! shocked
let me go and bet all my property that stealing is a sign of Ebola.
Thank you for this info. I am going to be reach! smiley
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:52pm On Sep 24, 2014
Champions League Finals Update will come tomorrow with the pictures.
Who will be crowned Champions?wink

I myself have not played the match,even if we lose I'll save the game that way

make your predictions and winners will be mentioned in the next special update on Danny's personal life smiley
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
GDB News

Valencia 0:1 GDB (GDB were lucky to get a scrappy 1 goal lead in the 64th minute from Fernando in the 1st Leg of the Champions League Semi Finals,they will be looking for the win in the 2nd leg in front of their home fans)

Olympic Lyonnais 2:0 GDB (OL beat GDB 2goals down in the Ligue1, They will take it as a revenge to GDB for knocking them out of the Champions League)

Valencia 0:3 GDB (GDB beat Valencia 3goals down in a footballing masterclass in the 2nd Leg of the Champions League Semi Finals ,Danny made 3Assists with Cavenaghi scoring an hattrick. GDB will hope history repeats itself as the cruise into the finals to face either Barcelona or Real Madrid,two La Liga Giants)

GDB 2:1 AS Monaco (Danny scored a goal and made an assist)

AS Nancy 1:4 GDB (Danny scored two goals and made an assist)

RC Lens 0:3 GDB (Danny scored a Goal)

GDB will be facing Real Madrid next in the Champions League Finals.
GDB's Manager has revealed that Danny will be playing as a striker in the Finalss.
Lets keep our fingers crossed and wait.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:33pm On Sep 24, 2014
I Want To Leave- Danny

Danny has declared his intentions to leave GDB at the end of the season saying there was unhealthy competition in the club.
He said he will be looking to go to Napoli,Chelsea,Tottenham,AC Milan or Barcelona.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
GDB News

GDB 2:0 Olympic Lyonnais (GDB beat OL in the 1st Leg of the Champions League Quater Finals,Danny couldnt do much to impact his team.he says he is trying to adjust to his new position)

GDB 4:1 PSG

Olympic Lyonnais 1:2 GDB (GDB are through to the Semi Finals of the Champions League as they beat OL 4:1 on aggregate,with Danny having an assist to his name)

GDB 2:0 Valenciennes (Danny has kept his record of always scoring against his first club,as he gave GDB the victory with One Goal and One Assist to his name,he says he is adjusting to his new position pretty well)

ST Etienne 0:0 GDB

GDB will be facing Valencia in the Champions League Semi Finals and will hope to reach the finals once more and maybe claim the trophy,for the 2nd time in a row.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:19pm On Sep 24, 2014
GDB Manager Reshuffles Players

The GDB manager has reshuffled his squad to create an efficient team and get the team to build up chemistry and this has seen Danny being relegated to play as a winger,with Cavenaghi taking up the role of a striker.
Danny said he would try to do his best to adjust to the position.
Many GDB players though are complaining that it wont be such a good idea.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:11pm On Sep 24, 2014
GDB News

Toulouse 0:0 GDB

GDB 3:0 AJ Auxerre (Danny scored a goal)

GDB 4:0 AC Arles Avignon (Danny scored two goals)

GDB 1:0 Theeselvagen (Champions League Knockout stage 2nd Leg Danny scored in the 3rd minute but was unable to make an impact on the game again)

Stade Rennais 0:1 GDB

Montepeiller 0:1 GDB

GDB cruise into the Champions League Quater Finals and will be meeting Ligue1 rivals, Olympique Lyonnais.
GDB will look to win this as they their history odds of beating OL is 7:3.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:04pm On Sep 24, 2014
Chuksemi: Now na Night oh. No update.
updates coming up now
RomanceRe: Please Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:09pm On Sep 24, 2014
Truth24: U've bought over 45 cooking pots and she still steal dem all? Well ask am if she dey run restaurant
bros,she can even steal okada in that bag o!
RomancePlease Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op):
I have noteecd that whenever she comes visits me,my stacks of soap,indome and pot of soup goes lost.
I leave in my house alone and this things only happen when she visit.
Even my soap that I have start using,she theif it.
I have buy over 45 pots because my whole pot of soup she theif it.
She usually come with one big hand bag,she have even bring me 2bag of maize for me from inside the bag before.
I am afraid to comfront her because she is a boxer by proffession.please what should I do to stop all this? sad

#BTONsad
RomanceRe: How Shy People Flirt by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:04pm On Sep 24, 2014
Ewwooo! shocked
EducationRe: 12 Promises You Should Make To Yourself And Keep Forever by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:25pm On Sep 24, 2014
I promise to remind myself that I will promise myself that I will promise to keep these promises...
and then keep the promises.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Fake And Real Shekau: Australian Davis Confirms Shekau Is Dead by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:27pm On Sep 24, 2014
All I know is that...



















The way osama bin laden was killed....
WAS AWESOME! grin
EducationRe: Ten Unbelievable Inventions Created By Students by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:22pm On Sep 24, 2014
no nigerian huh shocked
what about we nigerians that invented Salt Water,Bitter Kola and Ewedu as cure for Ebola angry
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:00pm On Sep 24, 2014
Am through with my presentation so expect the Longest and Best Updates Coming Up Tonight! smiley
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:45am On Sep 23, 2014
I was able to squeeze out some time,so let me update a little,since its page 8.Thanks for following.

GDB News

Olympic Marseille 2:1 GDB(OM scored first but Danny equalised in the 82nd min,but OM took the lead in the 90th min to the dismay of GDB)

GDB 4:0 OGC Nice (Danny scored an hattrick)

GDB 3:0 Stade Malbere (Danny scored an hattrick)

Theeselvargen 2:2 GDB (Danny could only score a goal in the 1st Leg of the UEFA Champions League knock out stage)

Toulouse 2:0 GDB
PhonesRe: FIFA 15 OFFICIAL THREAD by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:31am On Sep 23, 2014
fnep2smooth: pls is it online or offline game
its both.
GamingRe: FIFA 15 Is Now On Playstore (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:29am On Sep 23, 2014
damcqute: Is it free on playstore? i will be amazed.
surprisingly, yes, it is free smiley
CultureRe: The Plight Of The Northern Child by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:26am On Sep 23, 2014
we should all join the army undecided
RomanceRe: I Adviced My Girl To Do Abortion, She What She Did To Me (picture) by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:40pm On Sep 22, 2014
AndyBlaze123: Am a guy frm delta state warri precisly i hv bn datin
dis ibo girl for some months now we love ourself i
love her so much cos she is full of understandin bt
we always quarel abt her cheatin cos of funy
mesages she sent and recv frm other guys for dat i
decided to had a fling with a girl dat lives abroad
(france )she is frm delta my tribe i invited her she
came stayed for 2wks and return bak now she called
me dat she is pregnant and refused to abort it mean
while my ibl girl had bn pregnant before and we both
arang and removed it cos tins where nt too well wit
us now my ibo girl has finds out now she is treatnin
my life to make me useles ,,,am confused dnt knw
wht to do right now i hv beged her severaly yo no
avail pals pls wht wil do now
angry angry


#BITG
Blaze, Blaze., you don come back? grin
EducationRe: Why Do People Spell Michael, Israel And Rachael Wrongly? by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:26pm On Sep 22, 2014
question......
#ForThegods
EducationRe: Check Out Creativity Even When NEPA Dey Mess Up by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:15pm On Sep 22, 2014
we don dey do this one since the days of hot coke bottle.
#IhadNoShoes
PhonesRe: FIFA 15 OFFICIAL THREAD by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:12pm On Sep 22, 2014
fifa 15 has just been released for android

GamingRe: FIFA 15 Is Now On Playstore (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:38pm On Sep 22, 2014
Jskelly11 , tomtoxic , ezzylee, dharyor58, cupid4ig , Dreyl , mkmyers45 , come and see o
GamingFIFA 15 Is Now On Playstore (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
I just checked playstore now, and I found that FIFA 15 for android was released today! It is to be called FIFA 15 Ultimate Team
I am currently downloading it, and will post screenshots of how the game is when I'm done.
so android gamers, go and start downloading and share the news also.
here are some screenshots from playstore.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
Am afraid updates would be coming on wednesday instead.
Sorry for the inconveniences.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:46am On Sep 22, 2014
ultraawesome: No update huh huh
sorry,had to work on something I had to get done by today.I'll try to update this evening.
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:37am On Sep 22, 2014
Haryoryhemie: Eeyah, so u don't have a girl nau cos of ur 16.2 inches p...shuh Dis is interesting
yes sad
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Ladies Should Never Settle For Less by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:35am On Sep 22, 2014
Women Wrappers all over this thread angry
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Ladies Should Never Settle For Less by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:33am On Sep 22, 2014
safarigirl: oh, smallpenis and Mr.c0rk are far more intelligent than Naija women.

I mean, men like Benson Okonkwo are outstanding in intelligence. I guess Naija is so utterly f?cked cuz intelligent men like GEJ are running things.

Whoever put naija men and intelligence in the same sentence apprently lacks intelligence grin
Thanks for the compliment smiley grin

#TAN angry ,if not that I dont insult ladies....

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