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Family / Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by SmallSimba: 5:25am On Jun 13, 2018
naijacentric:
okay but sometimes test of life comes in such form u just have to forgivr n move on like God forgives us too such is life we are not perfect some men in naija know their wives are cheating on dem but dey kept quiet especially the so called big women in naija its funny how d powerful men will disgrace u again upon wat dey v done its a terrible situation one should just face God n ur kids plus ur life dan lettin one yeye woman push to hellfire because of her sins

Nonsense
Foreign Affairs / Re: Africans Don't Donate To Their Former Schools Unlike Americans by SmallSimba: 10:57am On Jun 11, 2018
panafrican:
Looks like in Africa once people graduate from university or own those big businesses, and start making big money, they don' t look back. They don' t donate to their former schools ( elementary school, high school or Unuversity). This is quite the opposite in the U.S. where most of the time people give back to the community .They offer scholarships to high school students or university. students.Some offer computers , TI Calculators, printers etc to their former high schools. We don't see thiat taking place in Africa .Most of the time we expect the government to do everry single thing when it comes to education.
In Kenya, Old Boys and Old girls of high schools do.
Foreign Affairs / 12 Year-old Kenyan Earns N 90,000 Making A Website by SmallSimba: 10:48am On Jun 11, 2018
A 12 year-old boy made KES 25,000 (N 90,000) Making a simple static website for a motor sales company. Should children be encouraged to pursue programming courses at a young age?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HeT7NhPwo

@Lalasticlala Come see this
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Isn't The Currently Trending HR Outsourcing System A Subtle Mode Of Slavery? by SmallSimba: 6:15am On Jun 07, 2018
kingola87:
This shouldn't be happening in 21st century but as usual, a deaf hear will be turned to this.
Imagine someone working from morning till evening earning 25,000 while the hr company or whatsoever will pocket one third of ones salary.

We have no mercy for ourselves in this country self.

You also have the opportunity of starting a HR Outsourcing company where you'll only pocket 1% of the Salary.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Isn't The Currently Trending HR Outsourcing System A Subtle Mode Of Slavery? by SmallSimba: 6:14am On Jun 07, 2018
peterswagg:
This is heartbreaking.After working tirelessly to earn a certificate only to be employed by `two’ firms and be paid a meager amount of money.I don’t understand how Nigeria works,it seems as if no ministry,body,force and even unions is doing anything like what the Bleep is labour union doing.Everyone is indeed a criminal.

Why don't you work tirelessly and start your own company and employ people on permanent and pensionable basis?

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Family / Re: Kabiru Ishaq Sa'id Celebrates His 3 Wives, Gives Them Pet Names by SmallSimba: 6:54am On Jun 04, 2018
gabazin080:
this one na mumu. he loves none of them.
if you loved someone, u won't even think of dating another

Nonsense. "If you love your firstborn, you can't even get a second child." Who is the mumu?

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Education / Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by SmallSimba: 7:26pm On Jun 02, 2018
Sometime back, there was a video of Kenyan prisoners receiving lessons that would help them after prison life. As is typical with many nairalanders who delude themselves that Nigeria is the giant of africa, one person boasted that Nigerian Prisons are better than Kenyan prisons. I said what i believed to be true "Maybe its because Nigeria values its criminals more than it values its students" Now I know. Nigeria is a true $hithole of Africa. What kind of nonsense is this?
Politics / Re: #nottooyoungtorun Bill: Saraki, Senate Deserve Lots Of Accolades by SmallSimba: 10:05am On Jun 01, 2018
Pwahahaha...And the way Nigerians boast "we are the giant of Africa." What is so had with placing the age at 18 years?
Education / See The Principal Who Wears School Uniform by SmallSimba: 7:40am On Jun 01, 2018

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Education / Re: Photos That Prove Japan Is Not Like Any Other Country by SmallSimba: 7:19am On Jun 01, 2018
wizmikeee:
the only thing that made Japan great today is EDUCATION. Africa our education systems sucks. many Nigerians say Ghana has good education system but the truth is our education sucks. I'm a Ghanaian live and schooled here. Go to Japan if you to see any 12 years Japanese kids using calculator almost all the kids have laptops. we are here debating Ghana Nigeria Kenya who's poor and have big gdp hypocrisy

Big lie. Japan's success is not from the "Education" you're referring to, but from Culture.
Family / Re: Is This A True Sign Of Cheating? by SmallSimba: 8:14am On May 30, 2018
Pathetic. Stupid useless man. What sends you to your wifes Anus? Sick idiot. No wonder she's tired of your fa.g.got tendencies

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Family / Re: My Father-in-law Is Making My Wife To Disrespect Me! by SmallSimba: 6:48pm On May 25, 2018
winningwinner:
Hmmmm! Most of the replies I get for expressing myself on this platform have left me confused. Thanks to the few people that truly understand my plight to offer advice. The mistake has been made and no one is above mistake. I take all the blame, but I'm sincerely tired of the whole thing. I want to quit. Finding a well paying job now is not very easy. I need divine intervention.

Your girl loves you i believe. Maybe she too is facing pressure from her dad. Have you told her what you feel?
Politics / Re: Pascal Ikenna Ejiogu Turns Black Panther In Campaign Billboard by SmallSimba: 10:39am On May 21, 2018
Stupid Nigeria. The bum bum of Africa cool cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Governor Plunges Into River While Taking Selfie On Newly-built Bridge by SmallSimba: 10:35am On May 19, 2018
psychologist:
Kenya
The headquarters of mentally unstable people

Everybody is madt der undecided

A lot of nonsense.

At least we do not tie children to crosses and beat them up when they are late to school
https://www.nation.co.ke/news/africa/Nigerian-students--tied-to-cross-and-whipped--for-being-late/1066-4567564-10nbqf7z/index.html

We don't harvest heads for money rituals
We don't practice 419 scams
We don't have generators in very house
Our power company answer when questions are raised about inflated bills - and corrective action is taken immediately
Our soldiers don't invade police stations and beat up police offices
Our IGP doesn't have transmission issues
Our president does not argue with his wife publicly because of the oza room


Only a country of mentally unstable people can have such issues - and we know which country it is grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Sack Police Station In Port Harcou, Arrest DPO Over Murder Of Colleague by SmallSimba: 8:25am On May 18, 2018
Nigeria is a banana republic. And when you hear them talking about Being Giant of Africa? Shame

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Politics / Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris' Transmission Video Was Doctored - Police Reacts by SmallSimba: 8:17am On May 18, 2018
Neoteny:
The stupidity of Nigerians is astounding.

Any damn fool knows that video was tweaked.

Yet every single lazy asshole has nothing else to talk about but a 2 minute fake video.

No wonder your leaders fukk you all in the ass, no Vaseline.

Idiocy. That video wasn't doctored. Where is the undoctored version?
Health / Re: African Doctor Performs Successful Foot Reimplantation Surgery(pics) by SmallSimba: 6:23am On Apr 26, 2018
Toptipster:

Those are the bordering questions. I was concerned about the nerve connections too. Is clinical union still possible?

It seems that you are a doctor. Here is a video explaining the procedure. These are the same doctors that re-attached the hand of a boy a number of weeks ago. They have explained that the Nerve healing will take about six months


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kok5dNzyvlg

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Brutalise Man After His Name Was Substituted In Recrutiment In Jos(pics by SmallSimba: 12:50pm On Apr 22, 2018
One thing Nigerians should be worried about is that Armies that are bullies and spend their time beating up civilians, are generally useless armies. Iddi Amin of Uganda used to have a very ruthless army that tortured and killed civilians all the time. But when they faced an enemy with weapons, they ran away very fast.
Education / Re: Edward Kisuze, Ugandan Lecturer Arrested For Sexually Harassing A Student by SmallSimba: 6:41am On Apr 20, 2018
ceejayluv:


The lecturer is a Kenyan, according to the last sentence.
The lecturer is Ugandan
The University is Ugandan
The woman is Kenyan
Religion / Re: 3-year-old Praise, Israel Ezekiel's Daughter Kneels As She Worships God In Kenya by SmallSimba: 8:38pm On Apr 11, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


She was obviously posing for a photograph or just imitating the grown-ups there.

A 3year old is too young to comprehend the awesomeness of God well enough to give him such praise.

Do you think you are knowledgeable enough to edit the Bible where it says "Out of the mouths of babes and infants though has perfected praise?"
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Buys Private Jet (Photos) by SmallSimba: 5:55am On Mar 23, 2018
butterflylion:
So far only 2 people from all who have commented actually read the silly story.

NOWHERE did he say he bought a private jet. He was sent the private jet to convey him and others for a ministration and IT IS NOT HIS OWN.

how Nigerians no longer read is alarming and even when they read, they still find it hard to understand anything.

Our educational system is sinking gradually. cry

Exactly what I'd have said. I was actually going through the Comments to see who has read the article.
Romance / Re: Video Of Couple Having Sex In Cinema, Nigerians React by SmallSimba: 10:11am On Mar 16, 2018
Nigeria Nigeria. Everything evil, Nigeria. Sodom and Gomorrah of Africa angry angry angry angry
Education / Re: See What An English Teacher Wrote On The Chalkboard by SmallSimba: 6:37am On Mar 15, 2018
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Career / Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by SmallSimba: 7:19pm On Mar 09, 2018
mrphysics:

Your Theory works for government employees. Buy let's assume it is true, let me enlighten you on how PAYE is calculated.


N200000 and 20% of her total annual salary is deducted from the her total annual salary to give what is called consolidated taxable income.

It is from there that 7% of the CTI is taken for the first N300000 of the CTI.

since her pay is low, if we remove the Consolidated Relief Allowance given by government which is N200k + 20% of her annual income. Then nothing remains.

Which in this case, her PAYE is 1% of her annual income.

Since when did people start calculating tax on "High" and "Low"? Is that how you calculate tax for your clients? Tax is calculated on specif amounts: 150,000, 258,369 and so on. Not lows and highs

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Held In Kenyan Prison Over Minor Offences Cry Out For Help. Photos by SmallSimba: 5:50am On Mar 09, 2018
There is something about this story that doesn't add up. So 16 Nigerians cannot afford 32,000? That's about 2,000 per person? Why can't the nigerian students studying in Kenya fundaraise for them? They need the government for this?

Furthermore, you cannot be taken to prison for going to the police station; the most they can do is to take you to the Cells and later to the courts within 24 hours, or the next weekday (If arrested on Friday or weekend.)

I smell lies

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Held In Kenyan Prison Over Minor Offences Cry Out For Help. Photos by SmallSimba: 5:46am On Mar 09, 2018
biztip:
there is this thread on nairaland showing how Kenya is ahead of naija development wise. why is their prison looking worse than d type seen in naija

Could be you take better care of your criminals than you do to your university students who live in dungeons grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos From Florida High School Shooting That Killed 17 And Injured 50 More by SmallSimba: 3:53pm On Feb 15, 2018
julioralph:
Something has to be done about the gun laws in America.

I mean not every Tom, Dick, and Harry should be allowed to own guns. Especially high caliber weapons such as the AR-15.

How has that worked for Nigeria and the Herdsmen?
Health / Kenyan Doctors Attach Hand 10 Hours After Being Cut (PICS) by SmallSimba: 2:33pm On Feb 08, 2018




Doctors at the Kenyatta National Hospital (Kenya's largest public hospital) have successfully reattached the severed hand of 17-year-old Joseph Thairu from Kiambaa, Kiambu County. Thairu's arm was accidentally cut off while cleaning a chaff cutter. He had just finished feeding their cows

The highly delicate procedure lasted seven hours. It involved a multidisciplinary medical team made of surgeons, orthopaedic surgeons, anaesthetists and nurses. According to Ferdinand Nangole who was part of the surgery team, the procedure involved cleaning the wound, identifying structures such as nerves and shortening the bones.

Thairu was taken to KNH more than 10 hours after the accident happened. It took doctors one and a half hours to identify the structures in his arm.

NHIF will help out with a good chunk of the costs since a typical operation would cost an average of Sh1.2 million (Naira 4,285,440.00) in the KNH private wing. Doctors suggest that a severed body part should be sealed in a plastic bag and placed on ice. Direct contact with the ice can cause frostbite and damage the tissue, and suspending severed body parts in water has been shown to make reattachment more difficult.

The first step in reattaching a body part is to restore blood flow by reconnecting the arteries. For the procedure to work, the severed tissue must be alive, and the severed arteries must be large enough to manipulate using microsurgical techniques.

In 2013, doctors in China had to keep the hand of a man alive for a month by attaching it to his leg before they could reattach it to its normal position again. Zhou’s hand was cut off by a drilling machine at his workplace.

After the accident, doctors were unable to reattach the hand immediately because the damage was too severe. The surgeons grafted the hand onto Zhou’s lower leg just above his Achilles tendon and connected it to blood vessels in the region so it could stay alive while the healing process began.

In November 2016, surgeons at KNH successfully separated conjoined twins in a 23-hour operation. The girls, named Blessing and Favour, were born in September 2014. The surgery took two years of meticulous planning due to the complex nature of the areas shared by the twins. The girls were joined at the lower back.
Education / Re: 14-Year-Old Albino Girl Tops Kenya's Primary Exams, Meets The President (Photos) by SmallSimba: 8:54am On Nov 25, 2017
Stevengerd:
Lol,
At age 14, i was in my Final year in high school.


Did you learn to Read in your "Final year?" Kenya's system is 8-4-4. Primary 8 is equivalent to your JSS2
Education / Re: 14-Year-Old Albino Girl Tops Kenya's Primary Exams, Meets The President (Photos) by SmallSimba: 8:52am On Nov 25, 2017
miteolu:
14 years pupil in Primary school?
Primary school goes to Standard 8. 8 years in primary school, 4 in high school and 4 in university
Education / Re: 14-Year-Old Albino Girl Tops Kenya's Primary Exams, Meets The President (Photos) by SmallSimba: 7:36pm On Nov 24, 2017
Amen
Education / Re: 14-Year-Old Albino Girl Tops Kenya's Primary Exams, Meets The President (Photos) by SmallSimba: 6:27pm On Nov 24, 2017




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