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 Health › Re: 8 Things You Need To Know If You Have Multiple Sex Partners by smartg(m): 6:27pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Yoney007: Why multiple sex partners?? And you still call your private parts "private"...HELL NO!!! Its a public walk way.PUBLIC PARTS |
| Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Under Fire For Molest Joke On Twitter by smartg(m): 10:48pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
homesteady: What is wrong with the joke? Its very funnyI wonder oo!. If they don't know the meaning of 'joke', they should go and die. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things That Kills A Relationship Slowly by smartg(m): 10:16pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
slimthugchimee: Another that kills is when is not able to dodo what? 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by smartg(m): 9:54pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
stharry: Zenith Bankall lairs shall go to hell fire |
| Literature › Re: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by smartg(m): 11:43am On Dec 26, 2013 |
Ishilove: O yeah, no need to worry your little head, I left it since page 1, after the first four updates.and why did you come back again? |
| Literature › Re: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by smartg(m): 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Ishilove: Poster, for God's sakes, haven't you ever heard of formatting?English teacher!, must you criticize him. Why not send your own story or leave the post if you don't like it. |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Food-Poisoning Suit In Gambian Court by smartg(m): 9:12pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
obitwo: He wasn't the only one that ate the starterShort-up Amebo!, Read the post very well. He was not the only one that ate the food and he was not the only one affected too, someone also ate the food and started to vomit. |
| Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by smartg(m): 8:51pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Women are great observers |
| Computers › Re: I Want To Buy A Laptop,any Help? by smartg(m): 6:37pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
george1986: SAMUNG MINI, intel atom 320Gb /4gb/WC/BT/WL, 10.1''WIN7 HB |
| Science/Technology › Re: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by smartg(m): 6:34pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
slyopez: Misleading title. I thought the python crossed the express road and prevented motorists from passing.the same thing I was thinking 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Bras Actually Make Breasts "Saggier" by smartg(m): 4:15pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
I believe that Bra is not that Good for ladies. If you want to put on bra, you should do that for a specific reasons, example is when you want to do an exercise, that is when you can put on bra. Bras have more disadvantages than advantages, e.g 1.bra causes heat, making you to sweat on the chest 2.The kind of heat produced by bra can cause B.r.e.a.st odour 3.putting on bra is like carrying a school-bag on your back, which causes chest-pain 4.bras also causes stretch-mark on your b.r.e.a.st and armpit by folding your b.r.e.a.st inside it there are so many other disadvantages which i have also find out myself. The right time to put on bra is 1.when you're feeling cold and when you want to do some exercises like running and jumping. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Letter To Nollywood by smartg(m): 10:24am On Dec 23, 2013 |
Nollywood are acting season films now, they think that will give them more money but that's why i stop watching Nigerian movies. How can you act a film from part 1 to part 6. How can I watch a film up to part 6 and yet no conclusion?, just because you want to make more money, doesn't mean you should start acting Rubbish. |
| Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by smartg(m): 10:03am On Dec 23, 2013 |
GEJ is a very humble man from the beginning and he has replied wisely to OBJ's letter, 1 Like |
| Career › Re: 20 Ways To Instantly Build Your Self-confidence by smartg(m): 1:35pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Enough lessons to be learnt. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Justine Sacco - "Going To Africa. Hope I Don't Get AIDS..... I'm White" - by smartg(m): 12:48pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Going 2ru her picture, I guess she is already HIV positive, therefore we don't need her in Africa. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Unique Facts About Kissing by smartg(m): 12:31pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Diseases That Can Be Contacted Through Kissing. 1.mouth odors 2.tuberculosis 3.asthma 4.cough 5.dumb, lol. |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Embraces APC - See Photo by smartg(m): 12:14pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
This Is Just An Animals Meeting. Them go call meetings, them go dress like Human beings. ANIMAL talk don start again, see Animals want give us our Human Right. |
| Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy Banned On Facebook For Posting Unclad Pictures , Resurrects by smartg(m): 11:57am On Dec 22, 2013 |
I can't see anything unclad about the picture. This is far better than most of the unclad pictures i see on Facebook everyday. Or is it because she is a Nigerian?. |
| Family › Re: I Need A Wife To Get Married To In 2014 by smartg(m): 6:30pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
kulyie: @ op you are suffering from MISPLACED PRIORITY.your focus shouldnt be about getting a wife,i care less whether you are 32 or 60 and still a bachelor,your drive now should be getting a stable job,establishing your feet on the ground and getting the kind of job that enables you take care of a wife,kid,pay rent etc.i dont think you know how expensive being a married man is and maintaining a home.it is when you add VALUE TO YOURSELF THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ADD VALUE TO OTHERS.EVEN IF YOU ARE A BACHELOR AT 50 AND DONT HAVE A STABLE INCOME I DONT EXPECT A MAN WHO HAS FOCUS TO BE SEARCHING FOR A WIFE WHEN HE IS SUPPOSED TO ME STRUGGLING TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR HIMSELFat the age of 40 and single, you're still saying this kind of thing from your mouth. Yet you go to church evry Friday night praying '' Every witches and wizards in my village that will not allow me to get Married, die,die,die''. Lol!. |
| Romance › Re: Silly Things Guys Do by smartg(m): 12:00am On Dec 19, 2013 |
stephnie44: Dats why I don't shake guysDats why I don't shake girls too. |
| Romance › Re: Silly Things Guys Do by smartg(m): 11:57pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Emzybrown: Funniest thread ever! Battle of the sexes, una get time,can't stop laughing |
| Properties › Re: The First Nairaland Inspired Real Estate Project by smartg(m): 1:51am On Dec 18, 2013 |
Nothing Good comes easy, except a child's-play. |
| Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by smartg(m): 11:50pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
@op, stop using the word ''monicker'' any how. its somebody's Name. use another word for that. |
| Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by smartg(m): 11:47pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Eseharrison: Space booked |
| Romance › Re: Silly Things Some Girls Do by smartg(m): 9:08pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
De Tus: That's very inspirational. Well, I would say some girls are really crazy. I actually met a girl couple of days ago who was so crazy about me. At first, she looked at me. Secondly, she asked if i liked her. I said no but we can be friends. So she gave me her digits and then asked me to call her. I asked her why? She said i'm a great guy and husband material. I said hey gurl, slow down, you barely know me. Then yesterday we met again with her friend. We talked, laughed and had some nice food. Her friend grabbed my phone, looked at it and said it was expensive. I guess she dialled her number while holding my phone because....because you were busy enjoying the meals. Latter they ask you to follow them to their hotel Room, which you did, when you got there you were already drunk, so they pushed you on the bed, tore your clothes and raped u...... That was all you could remember!. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Olodo Facebook Status by smartg(m): 11:54pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Nonsense |
| Phones › Re: How To Verify If Your Tecno Phone And Battery Are Genuine. by smartg(m): 11:44pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Thanks to op |
| Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti And Girlfriend Welcome Baby Girl (pictures) by smartg(m): 11:01pm On Dec 15, 2013*. Modified: 11:25pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
kambili999: girlfriendAnd so what!!!!?, its better to BORN than to ABORT. Whether Girlfriend or not, Integrity or No integrity. Any baby born by a Girlfriend is a lucky baby, cos most girls prefer to KILL their own Babies 2ru abortion in the name of ''am not yet married'' 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by smartg(m): 5:36pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
xxxtedyxxx: Never ever ask a girl if she has a bf.. Becos she alredy knows what u r tryna elicit.. If she is cute n hot..she wil most likely reply wit yes...if if she doesn't av..she will still say yes. No babe wants to be considered a chick without a bf. Assuming she says yes..den what next?..u gona reply..oh...dts cool..which makes u appear weak and not manly. If she says no..she alredy knows u wana propose. Let her bring up d topic her sef..she will most likely bring it wen she is getting attracted to u. And wen she doest..just act like its nothing..ignore it. Or just laf and say..u r not d jealous type. D point is..don't stay on d bf topic. Move to sth else. She is only teling u she has a bf..herself..so u don't think she is cheap or easy. Dats d psychology. The quicker u grrab it..d better.op, you too much joor. |
| Phones › Re: NCC Fines Telecommunication Operators For Poor Service by smartg(m): 4:16pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Vision I Got Before This Fine Case. I saw 3 major Network providers crucified at the Cross of ASO ROCK with their names written on their fore head, the 3 Networks were MTN at the Middle, AIRTEL at the right hand side and GLO at the left side. I noticed that the Network at the Middle was already dead completely, the one at the right side was sweating seriously and blood was rushing out all his body and he was pleading for mercy and 2nd chance. Then I noticed that the Network at left side was busy cursing the people that crucified him and promising to deal with them if he comes out of the cross, he was also boasting that Nigeria is his Father's land and that he has the right to do whatever he like, even while he was still at the Cross of Aso Rock he was ordering NCC to get him out of the cross or he will deal with them. As I look around i saw Nairalanders(in hundreds of thousands) who came to witness the death sentence on these troubling Network providers. Some Nairalanders were shouting kill them all!!!, while others were shouting crucify them all!!! And some were also shouting Fine them in Trillions!, fine them in Trillions!! ...... |
| Education › Re: Tuition Fees Of Public Universities In Nigeria by smartg(m): 12:48pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Chomzy19: How Exactly will it be Helpful? wen u get admission to a school u'll know your tuitionforrk you. |
Paragraph your work because the jumbled lines is making my head swim!!! 