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devigblegble: Who gives a fucccck

then Bleep out of here!!!

Moshkom: To me ntyn wrong wif it; Buh wil lyk to born b4 him sha!

how can you born b4 somebody that married before you?, shey na course?.

Because you eat cockroaches instead of okporoko, that's why you want me to join you in controlling them instead of killing them?. Abi.
Don't worry very soon we 'll start to export cockroaches and mosquitoes to you ppl abroad since you can control them.

mcfynest: pls @ Op i dont understand you......do u mean RARE or REAR.....

thanks

correction noted, but still waiting for your main comment.

tsidra: That one is under tufiakwa. God forbid dat kind tin after I no join illuminati.Haba... Habatically Jesus wuld av 2 com 4 d 3rd tym oooo

sorry your request cannot be granted, JESUS cannot come more than twice.

Andyblaze: Avoid complaining about the high cost of bride price

Reduce your bride price so you can get Married on time.

This tithe of a thing is always confusing.

Maximus17: If only the Double Edged sword could pierce through the bone and marrow.........that only when u could key into his presence

and when you key into his presence, tears will roll down your eyes and you remember the dead of his only begotten son.

I think is because people do not have conscience any more, sin is so rampered this days so there's no big deal crying for forgiveness.

Real points

It's very rear to see people crying during prayer sessions in the church these days, unlike before where you see people burst into tears when a certain prayer point is been raised. i just wonder why. is it that people's heart are now too strong and the prayers does not bother them any more or is it that the spirit of GOD is no longer there?. What is your own reason in your own case?.
May be the prayers in those days were different from today own.

What is braid and how does it look like?.

As for me, am not looking for a beautiful lady to marry, cos the more beautiful the ladies are the more dangerous they are. I just need a respectful decent girl not really beautiful.
As for you ladies, pray that God should give you a responsible hard working man for marriage and not a handsome lair.

froz: Screaming with passion , THIRD position, dancing skelewu + ALANTA ;DScreaming with passion , THIRD position, dancing skelewu + ALANTA

you are not smart at all!.

3kay945: I hope they bombed the right people, I hardly trust this government again

their mission was to destroy the camp only, not shut to kill. They did not bomb any members of boko haram at all.

Wicked Government,
as if tokunbo cars are the major problem the country is facing right now.

This one na 'flight of a thousand laugh'

Please tell us your tribe and how they do their burial if an elderly person died(e.g. Grand father or mother). And which tribe you think spend more money during burial. Also tell us how you think burials should be done. Should we spend so much for burials.

Slyder: Sorry OP, Your Life Is just TOO complicated.

not as you think.

okpara ugo: Join MTN Family and Friends zone...

ah!, bros na wa for you oh. You want me to jump from fry-pan to fire, from a girlfriend zone to MTN.family zone.

Whether they delivered him from witchcraft or beastcraft i don't care, all i know is that 'nobody pass GOD' including those that criticize him.

aManFromMars: 1King 18
25So The atheists said to the prophets of Yahweh and his son Jesus, 'Choose one prayer point for yourselves, and call on the name of your god.

26Then they took the prayer point which they had prepared and called on the name of Jesus from morning until noon saying, “O Jesus, answer us.” But there was no voice and no one answered. And they leaped about the altar which they made.

27It came about at noon, that the atheists mocked them and said, “Call out with a loud voice, for he is a god; either he is occupied or gone aside, or is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and needs to be awakened.”

28So they cried with a loud voice and cut themselves according to their custom with swords and lances, speaking in tongues and spraying anointing oil on themselves, until the sweat gushed out on them and their microphone batteries had died put.

29When midday was past, they raved until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, paying tithes and seeds, but there was no voice, no one answered, and no one paid attention. Things only got worse...


Your God is nothing without you. Get involved in governance. Get involved in discussions that seek to lift our country from the current quagmire it finds itself in. Enlighten your neighbors. Put pressure on the government at all levels to ensure they deliver their electoral promises. God will not come down to do your work. He never will. Even Jesus was left alone on the cross.


Happy Independence day.

on the last day, you shall give account of every idle words that comes out of your mouth. May GOD judge you for what you said.

If you want to have good dreams at night, eat salad nd fruit juice.
if you want to have bad dreams, eat bread and akara without water.
Want to have strong dreams at night, eat eba or fufu.
To have soft dreams, drink akamu or custard.
If you want to have sweet dreams, take ice-cream.
If you want to have bitter dreams, eat bitterleaf soup.
If you want to have cool dreams, eat okro soup.
BUT, If you don't want to dream at all, don't eat anything at all in the night.

Ihedinobi: Then stop playing with those girls. If you want to be with the younger one, be with her. It's her call not yours whether to stay with you or leave because her sister gives her a hard time for being with you. If you want to leave her, leave her abeg. Ahn ahn!

i did not mean to play anybody. On my own side, i didn't know that the two girls were sisters. But i 've already made up my mind to go with the younger sister.

seunny4lif: I tried for the guy ooo...Even,our last born no fit ask dat kind question for my hand talkless of public forum like this..Hw old be the younger sister cos I can see she be around 19yrs?

the younger one is 23yrs old while the main girl is 26yrs.

Ihedinobi: @bolded, seriously? Which kain person you be sef?

am a kind of guy that don't like to take advantage of girls. And i respect people for who they are.

Thank you Guys for your ideas, i actually met a new girl but did not know that she was the younger sister to the former girl who friendzoned me. We started friendship and everything was going on well. Until when the former girl saw that i was dating her younger one, she didnot tell me anything but instead, she went home and fought her sister telling her to stop seeing me. When i heard what happened i was not happy. I latter gave her a serious warning but right now i don't know what to do since she has been disturbing her younger sister because of me. Should i let the younger sister go too?.

I remember this face very well but can't remember any of his movies

mu2sa2: Both not milk, just junk - no difference.

noted

Gas is more economical and more dangerous than kerosene,

Only GOD can save this nation!!!

Do you know what ladies do for money?.