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Abu Mikey:

For the Past week, You've been talking nonesense


Nigga, go back to jokes section, that's where you belong.

are you ETISALAT or you're jealous?.

Xtaceeey: Really??
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Wait lemme ask ifa

you and ifa!!!

I have seen someone typing
who is my father.
how was i born.

Why would marry him if you are not ready to serve his GOD

Ogbonnaya- papa name sake

You should have told us you want to release an album that comes wit short story.

leavestory: well well the siliest thing have done to get a girl attraction happened five years ago,I went to NIIT to do a professional course on software developing(IT related programs)and there was this chick she was doing web designing and because I wanted to get close to her even before asking her out I now decided to apply for another program which was web design so that I can get to know her very well but where GOD come catch me be say after I don pay for the new program two weeks after I started the program I just hear say the girl no dey do the program again,say she don travel out,as in e be like say make I cry,I waste money do another program because of her,I even try to follow the school management talk say make dem refund part of the money wey I pay for the web design program but dem no gree ooo,but luckily and un-luckily for me this same chick added me on facebook last two years and I was shocked how she got to know my facebook name and I was more shocked when she told me on facebook that she was having crush on me during that time but she did not know what to do.

wow!, you're such a lucky guy.

Pls they should try and reduce the interest rate to 5%, that 10% is a suicide charging, haba!!

What is Halloween

Great work from the op

what exactly is wrong in a girl cooking for her boyfriend, i don't see it as smartness when you refuse to cook for your guy, i see it as foolishness, if you can give your body to a guy what else. Is your body not more expensive and special than the cooking.

I will even prefer to marry a girl that cooks for me than the one that always come to ask for money and think that the only way to please her man is by sex.

Do you think its easy for a guy to allow you cook for him?, not all guy can do that. If you are the one cooking for your guy it means you're total in control of his heart, because a wise guy will not allow more than one girl to cook his meal.

When you cook for your guy, it gives you the opportunity to know what he likes best and don't forget. Sex, character and food are the three major way to man's heart, if any of these is missing, that guy might not give you his whole heart, both of you will only be playing games.

Na kidnap them kidnap asari, no be arrest, the same way e dey kidnap people for Niger before.

What goes around comes around!!!.

@op, do you know that ladies do not really know what they need from what they want, and their financial needs are endless so what exactly are you talking of?, it pains me when i see a girl instead of asking money for reasonable things like to start a business, acquire a skill, go to school, she will be busy asking for money to buy fashion clothes, make the latest hair style, fix a jezibel's long nails in which there's no future gain. And when the guy refuses to giv her money for unreasonable things, she becomes angry and think that the guy does not want to help.

Am not saying that it is wrong to give a woman money to take care of herself but i must tell you that some of the thing they do with money are unreasonable.

EBSU has finally jopadise the strike with their AUTO-CALL-OFF.

astronautog: There are two little black birds sitting on d wall,
nwannem peter, nwannem paul,.fly away peter, fly
away paul,..........
Even if all of them fly mumu delsu go dey wait till dem use cartapult kill am olodo birdy

who is delsu?

I still don't see anything wrong for anybody to buy a bulletpruf car if they have the MONEY.

Asking if anybody is after your life is a stupid question, cos even a mad man on the street knows that somebody/something is always after his life, and that is why he is mad.

ajoskele: This story is not true...he made his threat 3weeks before ASUU strike and now she has failed 3 times? How come?

see how them are liking ur rubbish

Eat your food as your medicine, otherwise you will have eat medicine as your food.

Ritualist

Mhhhh! ACN wayo!, fasho wayo!. now that the election is fast approaching you suddenly discovered that your area-boys(lasma) are doing illegal job after 7yrs, you now talk like an innocent Governor who truly care for d people. oga fasho i dey hail oh. Deceive lagosians again, use their head chop pepper soup, win the election and employe more touts to seize their vehicles.

Odionpete: All d coy are ok, i do not xpect any chinese or india coy to make dis list at all.

yes you're right, Chinese nd India are the worst investors we have here in Nigeria especially d INDIA companies, unfortunately our Government cherish them most . All what they do is to troop in their illiterate brothers in dozens evry year and call them engineers when they cannot even spell their names, they use them as an uportunity to export our money(millions of naira) to their own country nd we are here crying for unemployment. The worse thing is that the illiterate brothers do not know what they're employed to do. they end up learning the job nd how to read and write from the Nigerian workers and keep parading themselves as the engineers and treating their teachers(workers) as slaves in their father's land.

braine: I personally don't like the idea• They played as Nigerians and not as Imo people• Besides they didn't win the cup or score those goals alone• They should all be rewarded as a team•

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Ade0001: The policy is not to restrict commercial buses to 8hours daily, what the government is saying is that A DRIVER SHOULD NOT WORK FOR MORE THAN 8 HOURS DAILY.

I think this will reduce cases of accidents associated with tired drivers and those having to use alcohol to keep eyes open behind the wheels.

Mr correction ar you talking to a child

sexymoma: Nothing Annoys me most than the way we usually que at agege to get a bus going to alausa... You go que so tey all the make up wey you wear go don wipe off before you reach work... All because he banned okada men..

As in real que o.
Que wey go be like say you wan collect fee lunch.

hahahaha!, you and fashola una funny die.

joel lala: That means from your experience it is better to ignore each others phone in order to avoid disaster.

exactly

No guy is handsome without money. No girl is beautiful without good character.

What if you're dating a girl who doesn't pick her calls whenever she is with another man, what will u do?.

Hayjaycity: senseless post.. and before u know it, its in the front page.....are there no part-time programmes in your so-called developed countries...instead of you to talk of regulatory practices in this institutions, you are talking of abolishment..for your information, most institution on Nigeria now depends on revenue from part time programmes to equip the school, which the government have neglected and funds meant for the school diverted for selfish use by ur politicians. and in a country that is full of hardship and high rate of employment. isn't working and going to school a better option? I know those that have this kind of your mentality, you are one of those that your parents provide everything for you, have you thought of those that do not have parents and must get educated as the only way out or poverty. what options do they have than to do "work and school". Grow up, poster. forget about counter-productive government policy. is your president not a product of a full time programme., whats the difference between this programmes?...after all its ran by the same school and the certificate is being awardee to graduands, you are in no better way than a part-time graduate...don't be deceived. the problem of Nigeria cannot be caused by the quality of certificate u hold...YOU AND I ARE THE PROBLEMS OF NIGERIA. and we must start to resolve it together, no finger-pointing...Thanx

op did you hear,

Israelmossaic: I believe we are getting it all wrong. It may not be all about finger print. The pin. Could follow. What if the person goes with ur finger and doesn't have ur pin? So let's be optimistic, it may be one of those international best practices

you don't know what you're saying, if the pin is involved then why do you need fingerprint at all?. Is there anything wrong with the pin?. All I knw is that the END is drawing near.

Kudos to them!.