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If are a pregnant virgin, its better you disvirgin before you give birth or you will have serious pain during labor. |
Fear of failure |
Chai!, Devil get power oo! but GOD pass Devil sha!! |
Perfect post. |
Are you stuupid, you don't want to have a baby and yet you were busy doing that thing, now God have decided to add another 'future leader' into you home and you're here almost blaming GOD for the enjoyment you took upon yourself. Or are you going to commit an abortion even as a married woman. For single ladies nd guys, if you don't want to contact sickness, abstain totaly from sex. For married men and women, if don't want to have a child, abstain from sex too!. Condom is not 100% sure. |
Whether na Samsung or jackpot, abi na Nokia or mafia, whether LG or MD, abi na Sagem or Sack-them, whether SonyEricsson or solar-eclipse, abi na BlackBerry or bad-belle, if u like make e bi Gionee or gonorea. I don't care. All I Want Is TECNO! TECNO!! TECNO!!!. All I Want Is TECNO!!!!. |
Stupid DJ, was he paid to play musics for himself or for the club Attendants? |
obynocj: [img]http://3.bp..com/-fwfIpTRcPug/UqmZ699LCvI/AAAAAAAABcI/pqF3-tPc_xA/s400/rihanna+1.jpg[/img]crazy post from a crazy op!! |
Idrismusty97: i am proud of tecno too,i love how they focus they energy to the less priviledge but if i see another better low-end device i dey port o!lets give 3 Gbosa to TECNO. GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!! |
I have an uncle, who is a lawyer. Early this year he decided to learn tailor and shoe maker, honestly it was very funny when he told us his mind, we all took it as a joke, but today as am talking to you, he has finished learning the 2 skill. Last month he rented a shop at Ikeja where he wants to open a boutique, he said the skill he acquired this year was what gave him the confidence to open a business. I also have a friend who is a Factory Worker, and a part-time student of O.O.U. Studying Business Admin. Last year he spared some of his time to learn GSM Engineer, he use to go to ikeja from ketu to go and learn how to repair phones. whenever he's on night duty, cos the factory where he works do observe shifting, that is, one week morning duty, one week night. whenever he's on night duty he will go and learn how to repair phones. Today he has stopped working in the factory, he now has a shop, he collect phones from all corners everyday, both from school mates, fellow factory workers and new people also, he now has time for his studies too. It is Good to acquire a skill no matter your qualification. |
Long live TECNO may GOD increase your knowledge for more affordable and better productivity. Honestly, Am so proud of Tecno products. I don't care what other phones may say. As for me oo, to hell with other phone makers |
What a man sore, he shall reap! |
greenPHP: It is very possible to recovery every formatted data. YES very possible!!!!did you say it work for Memory card too? |
Emzybrown: I cant believe you said this, please op you did not tell us how much you make him spend on you every-time you guys meet,i have noticed most girls are senseless when you make a guy spend unnecessary what do you expect if he is the randy type, yes you must reciprocate by providing him his return of investment.that's why i keep telling ladies to keep money away when you see a guy you really wish to get married to. |
No 4 is probably the best |
Ephramed: Jst passing.why passing? 10 dislike. |
Even if i buy a new car today, i will not need you to teach me how to drive cos i don't know you. |
Alleinad: why settle for good when you can get best? its natural human instinct.hahahaha!, you are right, its only a PLAYBOY that can please women perfectly, cos a playboy knows that 'LIES' is the only language women understand. |
My girl must read this!! |
In this last month of the year, no member of our family and love ones shall die in JESUS name!!! LIKE, to say Amen. |
solamath: The main issue is don't start it because if you do, you will not stop until you are caught. I am talking from experience but the thing sweet o.you are right bros, its very hard to stop that kind of altitude especially with the woman involved, at first you will think that you're perfect and smart, not knowing that your partner is not the only one watching you after the marriage. Once you're married many people starts to watch your movement especially those that knows you before. Whatever you do out side marriage is no longer a secret. |
Fly wey no de hear word dey follow dead body enter the grave, and The earlier the better. I think i 've warned you to stop using EmptyHen network long time ago, but you wouldn't listen, now they have caught you unaware, and you here regretting. NTOOOr!! |
I once had a girlfriend who was also dating her brother's friend, i do see them going out together, each time i ask her about the guy, she will tell me that he's her cousin, cos the guy once lived with my girlfriend senior brother before renting his own house because of that it was hard for me to fish out if the guy is really her cousin or not, although i once ask her blood-sister who lied to me that the boy is their cousin. But as God may have it, one day their real cousin(a girl) came from port-harcourt, without giving her a space, i call her and ask her about the boy that always come to visit my girl, the cousin told me pure and plain that the guy is not their cousin at all, that the guy is not even from the same state wit them, she said the guy was their brother's friend and was living with them before, and that they don't even knw the guy's village neither do the guy knw theirs. After confirming that, i also ask their close neighbour who told me the same thing. I will not tell you My action after the confirmation. But my advise is that you should try and ask any of his neighbours and cousins who doesnot knw abt your relationship wit the guy, cos if you ask someone that knows about your relationship wit ur guy, the person might try to cover up to avoid putting asunder. I still wish you the best! May GOD help you!!! |
This is one of the pythons that escape from the Niger zoo. |
4 ways to make your girlfriend run away from you. 1. Tell her you're broke whenever she needs money. 2. Stop giving her money completely. 3. Give her reasons why she need to stop plating her hair. 4. Tell her the truth all the time, she will run four-fourthy, cos ladies don't like truth. |
Instead of finding the cure for HIV, they're busy discovering more strains of Hiv. Nonsense people. |
END TIME PASTORS |
Interested in learning web design, need that can teach very well in short time. |
I think the op should have ask, can you marry those rough looking prostitute in hotels?. |
What about guys that goes to the village to marry after rocking life with the girls in the city. |
talk2toyin: Please, do u know how I can get to the exam center from Ojota? I'm currently in Akure so, i'll leave for Lagos very early in d morning but, d bus's final stop is @ Ojota. Need a detailed direction from Ojota to the center in Ikeja. Thanks anyoneask okada riders, only one okada man can take you direct from your house to the venue without asking questions. |
Fazhy: Really? How about him and his church members.i believe in okotie's message about catholic church but i still don't like the way he goes about womanising. |
.Fanboyism no dey help.