₦airaland Forum

Planning to resign before retirement. Not as if am earning so much, but i still manage to save 75% of my income monthly. I narrow down all other expenses to d 25% left. And i live as if my total earnings is just d 25%. Am doing this with targets in my mind and for certain period of time.

Sexxing a woman for more than 4hrs before releasing, how does it affect the sperm?

spongeback: I know some nairalanders sperm dey like boarding school tea

how you take know, and how many of them you don sleep with??

To Governor GODSWILL AKPABIO
may GOD grant you his GRACE not to promise and fail your people, but to fulfil all your GOOD plans and promises for people of AKWAIBOM state in JESUS name!.
Long live AKWAIBOM!!.
GOD bless AKPABIO!!!.

Long live PETER!
Long live PAUL!!
GOD bless PSQUARE!!!
AMEN.

kofsy: Wait!Did it work? Wanna know the efficacy of this treatment before i try it

even if it doesn't work, it cannot harm you. So go ahead and try it if you wish to.

If sperm and urine can be use to treat pimples, then i will prefer to use the sperm, cos sperm contains more natural nutrients than urine and sperm does not smell.

Hopeful news

Who are the igbos? Who are the south-easterns? What is the difference btw both?.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Hahaha, Ramsey Nouah is drinking coke.

Genevieve Nnaji looks hungry.[/color]

To Mrs hahaha, that was 10yrs ago. But today Ramsey Noah drinks wine
and genevieve looks loaded.

TOUGH time never last, but tough PEOPLE do!.

ghettodreamz: Why stoning them? So, none of those youths b get gun?

alh ah!, Oga!, GUN ke?. has it gotten to that?, Atleast let us start with stones and pure water Sachet for now.

Why are we busy celebrating 'SIN', Men that refuse to marry the opposite sex are now being celebrated. Oh!, GOD have mercy!!.

Lagbaja, u have said it all

So now, how do we apply the urine to the teeth?

What do you mean by that?

Its so irritating to hear the word 'HOMOSEXUAL'

All of the above. Plus......
* i am not interested in you.
* i don't have any feelings for you.
* you can go to hell for all i care.

Good move by the government, even if they can supply light to only one street in lagos 24 hrs/day it's still okay.

What about those girls that use to marry as virgin at the age of 12 in Hausa land, why don't you crown them too, or is that not virginity?.

godjohnson: I'd call the security men and show them the Money..........









After filling 2 Brief cases.

how could you call the security men after filling 2 briefcases?. Men if you do that, you are in trouble.

mysb: I wiil park all d money and take it 2 d nearest branch
I wiil park all d money and take it 2 d nearest branch

what nearest branch are you talking of, your house or police station or the nearest bank which one?.

labaks: Abeg I go use handkerchief cover my face, pack d money run. It's possible there's cctv around there...... After running away wit d money, I can now call d police with an unknown number or not stress myself calling at all. If I don't pack it, someone else will, so why be a jonzE..

lol

obowunmi: My heart only beats for you. How are you, my love.

does this post sound romantic to you?

manitobor: Why not squeeze the slimy juice outta the damn snails instead of making them slither all over your face? Them Japanese snails seem very bold tho, Nigerian snails are damn too shy to walk all over your face.

exactly the problem, our snails will not walk on your faces, no matter how you force them.

Have heard of it b4 though i have not tried it, but i still believe it works, cos its a cure that involves nature.

The pictures are not clear anyway, but i pray that no matter how bad lagos state may, there should not be anything like STATE POLICE, cos that will worsen people's bad conditions. I seriously pray concerning this.

emmanuel4758: na so craze dey start frm laughin to undressin b4 u know it kolomental go start

nobody is crazy but we all laugh when we see something funny

Brah! Brah!! Brah!!!. Dis is not d firs time we will witness promise n fail from our political leaders, so dis one is not a new story. if GEJ wants to contest for a second term there's nothing wrong wit that. Did fashola not promise to rule for only one term, but after his Ist term, he mobilized some people who came out to pretend as if they were the ones forcing him to contest for the 2nd term. Afterall OBJ d former president promised one term tenure but he never kept his promise, after ist term, he wantd 2nd term, after 2nd term he wanted another 3rd term b4 the people finally realise nd decided to wash their eyes wit clean water. Why is GEJ case so different?