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Bashainho:
No mind am...

U dey vex sowi....

Anugod:
Nollywood bawo? TrueLife-wood ni o.
I'm not a storyteller o

Oya ur pic, 4 me to believe u...send am nah nah

Say na nollywood OP well done ! try again next time

firstking01:
no sir me o, ah nobi mod...but the ban wey dey come for you just finish 30days fasting and prayers, with heavy speaking in tonques

Free me nah... Not in d mood 4 too much talk 2nite Mr pastor jst tank ur stars

Am outta here, who b dis monkey wit fone n data...na because sub don dey cheap na him dey cuz all dis nonsense

Dis guy need urgent medical attention say na weed or coke u take

firstking01:
on the contrary, you are the one that posted it on the wrong section...is this thread not supposed to be in sexuality section??

Sorry sir...

firstking01:
Sex this, sex that, haba ...enogh ado about this sex thing jor, it's even overrated sef.

Abeg if u know say u no won hear sex komot 4 here see dis kind person o...oda trends dey nah, politics, sports etc leave us wit our sex mata 4 here jor....

examhall:
are you alright?

Help me ask am o dis OP confused already...come for tutorials

xendra:
Are you a good guy? y'all be looking for a good girl with a good heart and then you meet one and try to spoil her.

How do u mean wen u say spoil her...

xendra:
Are you a good guy? y'all be looking for a good girl with a good heart and then you meet one and try to spoil her.

Yes o...I b correct guy o, jst dat I have not met d rite person, d shortest relationship I have ever bin in is 1year....i know how 2b patient wit ladies n caring too...

prico32:
Hi NLders, I & my Besty has been close friends for years now. She has been single all the years busy working, always told her she needed a man in her life but she didn't border letting any guy in, she always said she has me she doesnt need another man. Told her i'm her best friend but she needs someone that will treat her like a lover.

Most times when I use I & my fiance pix as my dp she starts giving me attitude & all that...

Recently she finally started dating someone & kept it away from me, I even asked her when I noticed, she denied at first & later admitted she was dating someone, I was angry with her for keeping such good news away from me & even lied when I asked.

I scolded her for it but later told her how happy I am. Since then she stopped talking to me or replying my chats. what should I do?

If Na me no nid to come NL dey ask questions again nah.....i go free her sharp sharp...wen I have my own babe already let her live her life nah

vicstar:
yeso! Yha papa na my classmate , forgive me if ma thinking is vague to u

Anoda loose dog on d street, make una bring rope come make we tie am....

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.
Lalasticlala.

Involve in recreational activities n stop watching porn bro..

The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love

Let's tell our own story the rite way

Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.





5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.
6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.
7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.
9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der

JustOzito:
he told me he was a virgin until I caught him with my friend

Maybe ur friend won help u disvirg*n am nah... u shld b thanking her

asadike:
no problem. oya, come and take

Where b d venue na...I nid am badly

Lolz d comment untop me dat guy bad

vicstar:
so bra don turn breast?

Watin d bra dey cover say na nose...pls give me a break man...u go skool sef

asadike:
Wow! see his hefty boys! Am sure some of them are nairalanders. I believe Olisah have d social media to thk for his release. Welcome home sir and enjoy with your family. o chi gi yenlu gi.

Babe dat ur DP en fit wound person o only u carry doz material abeg share am wit me nah...

Na nikky I go go 4 o...e b like say dat babe go loyal wel well...wit all dis paparazzi she still dey wit meek boy sha...plus d endowment definitely my first choice she garrit

saintloveren:
different taste for different folks.
@op there are beautiful ladies with a good heart, its just that they are few and iv been fortunate to meet many of them.

Dem no dey dis my area o...! abeg import for me nah

Wonuola89:
Your Choice

Wen fine gurls wahala don dey too much nko...we go change channel naaa

Penisinpenisout:
Yeah right

Lolz bad guy

Sipping my kai kai on same old story again...crush 4 2016 again na money b my crush na o....

Speechless3:
Dearie drop the mic, nobody cares.

Na lie u care jor...

bigtt76:
Hahaha go sidon jaaaare! Money nor bi everything dear... what is in your heart is worth more than the monies in the whole wide world if it is genuine.

Ok...my intentions r ova genuine o...can wait 4us 2 start sumtin real

cruzita:
ya we don't want your money all we need are those up there.lol

If I hear... say una no want money

bigtt76:
How much was Adam earning when God gave him a wife? No amount is too small to get married on. Just pray for a loving and caring wife with God all things are possible.

I don talk am say I go see my wife for nairaland, babe PM me nah nah abeg...although I get money sha

Topestbilly:
Your type is the type of woman I pray for, if all u'v said is not on theory alone.

Lolz dat babe sha

Abeg make dat babe PM me na she I dey fond sinx...although I get box sha

Lolz dis na jewelry seller nah...pls give us a break...do more reach b4 opening a trend n stop disturbing us here jor

Adasun:
una bad oo no body even click like

Lolz OP think say him wise nah