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cyprus000:
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Just when we thought we had it with kenyan women protesting being sex starved. Eritrea stole the show, and now, japan just gave the knockout punch.


Hmm..thinking on which country to visit first.

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semasir:
My dear, you can cope! What is really in sex itself?



I bet to differ

semasir:
My dear, you can cope! What is really in sex itself?



I bet to differ

Gofwane:
baaaaad guy, you sabi the scope wella. The guy is just arranging for a kitty he can shine anytime he lands in naija.

Make i no lie, me self dey do am. Afterall if you fail to plan, then you plan to fail be dat. Shikenan!!!

ggrin:
My friend or myself?

Strahovski1:
You knw there is nothing like secondary virginity

Europija:
Hello all...My boyfriend started acting strange...I have been together with him for 4 years and now he started calling me only at night from midnight and he doesn't pick my calls when it is day time.

When he calls me at night we will talk for 1 or 2 hours and he will be happy when he talks to me and still talks about future... When i ask him why he doesn't pick my call at day time he will give me some silly excuse like he was sleeping etc..Also he doesn't have a job and we live in different countries...I am thinking maybe he is cheating on me but why then is he not sleeping with that girl at night? If he has a woman he would also stay at night with her...right? What could it be??

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]This one don carry girls matter for head.. Wan spoil market for boys... BitchAssNiggas![/color]

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]This one don carry girls matter for head.. Wan spoil market for boys... BitchAssNiggas![/color]

Smellymouth:
Other places like where?

Smellymouth:
Smart guy, ur English nor smart oo

dollyjoy:
Beauty is not a prerequisite for being a good wife material.

delectablegyal:
you know say me i nor be jasi type. I dey cool like cooler.

delectablegyal:
1. CUM: if i didn't cum to nairaland, i don't think i will CUM across this word. Nairalanders like to use it frequently even when they mean COME.

2. JOYSTICK: I nvr knew joystick has a connotative meaning until i CAME to nairaland. I knew the word "joystick" exists but i nvr knew it can mean P.E.N...I.S, no "ulla.". I thought it can only mean a navigator. Do u remember that navigator button on sony ericsson? It's called JOYSTICK.

3. MOUTH ACTION: who doesn't know b.l.o.w.j.o.b? But i nvr knew it could be called mouth action until i CAME to nairaland. Btw, i did my research and i discovered it can also be called f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o. Nairaland also recognises "f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o" as b.l.o.w.j.o.b. To confirm, type it without the dots.

4. Camel toe: i nvr knew dat swollen pvssy was called camel toe. Shout out to nairaland.

5. Sexcapade: i never knew this word until i came to nairaland. Sexcapade means an adventure involving sexual excitement.

6. Lovepeddler: so an ashewo could be called lovepeddler? Now i know.

Add urs.

P.s: sorry that i had a lot of CUMs in my write up.

Speechless3:
Team no dulling