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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: List 10 Female ROMANCELANDERS You Crushed On In 2015 by Smartguy001(m): 10:59am On Dec 29, 2015
Anyway me I crush o....Monalisa185 hope she seeeeeeeee dis grin
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry A Lady Who Allowed You To Sleep With Her On A First Date by Smartguy001(m): 12:44pm On Dec 28, 2015
fexyrich:
What do guys really consider when calling someone a wife material?Guys can you marry a girl who cheaply allowed you to sleep with her on the first date??To me I think I wouldn't cos if I got her so cheap like that it means any other guy could also get her on his bed easily.My opinion tho..Guys what do you think? undecided
You dat is looking for sex on d first date is d cheap one...if u didn't ask 4sex I bet she won't jst throw herself on u
RomanceRe: WHY I HATE NIGERIAN GIRLS. (True life story) by Smartguy001(m): 12:38pm On Dec 28, 2015
searchiing4love:
[b]True love does not exist in Nigeria. All we have here are useless girls who are good at pretending to be in love in love with you if you are successful and ready to part with your hard earned cash sad Nigerian girls are opposite of their counterparts world wide. They are so unreal and full of themselves, live fake lives and are mostly prostitutes in disguise. 99.99% of Nigerian girls have shallow brain, lacks intelligence, local and unexposed undecided The average IQ of girls in this part of the world is that relationship with any man is meant to ease her financial and material burden. Hence the quantity and quality of fake love she offers you depends on how much money you have spent or willing to spend for her. Nigerian girls are victims of bad leadership and a bad welfare system. Hence their modus-operadi in their relationships is to drain you of funds and gather as much material gift as she can before looking for the next man since they are mostly from poor homes and have irresponsible parents who can't cater for their needs undecided Nigerian girls are deceptive and cunny. Most have prostituted away their younger years and had series of abortions before hooking up an unfortunate man who will be tricked with her deceptive love in her desperation to get married and after marriage you start running from church to church in search of the fruit of the womb unaware of the fact that she indeed has no womb present. Nigerian girls can marry or date their ancestor's age mates for money and one common trait in them is their terrible hygiene. They smell. Many of them are terribly bleached, keep pubic and armpit hairs and their pusssy smell so badly if you try making love to them on the average. Most men married to Nigerian girls are raising bastard kids courtesy of the commercial sex worker he married as a wife. The moral of my epistle is that Most Nigerian girls do not love men truly unless they have something they want to get in return. Their love for men is like the one existing between a PARASITE and it's HOST. If you are seriously considering falling in love with a lady I suggest u go outside the shores of Nigeria. Foreign girls have a different mentality from the financial hyenas we call girls here. A foreign lady does not necessarily mean a white skinned woman. Just any woman having contrary mentality to the ones women here have will do. They will love you for who you are and are ready to grow with you as long as you don't disappoint. Avoid Nigerian girls if you want a happy marriage and peace of mind.


#team foreign girls cool[/b]
Who gave birth to u? is it foreign folks...
RomanceRe: How Long Is Ideal To Toss A Babe by Smartguy001(op): 2:22pm On Dec 27, 2015
naughtynaughty:
d grl 'puna' nah Gold? grin
D tin taya me o...
RomanceHow Long Is Ideal To Toss A Babe by Smartguy001(op): 6:07am On Dec 27, 2015
I was talking to a friend and he told me his bin toasting one babe 4 almost 2 yrs plus now and he still has not given up...well if Na me na on 2d next one o...wot will u do if it was u guys will u still insist, n 4 d babes can u keep sum1 waiting dat long in d name of toasting?
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Smartguy001(m): 5:55am On Dec 27, 2015
With a little work on ur part u cud come out of ur shell n just b at d middle...not an extrovat b at least not an xtreme introvat
RomanceRe: Having Too Much Dreams by Smartguy001(m): 11:41pm On Dec 26, 2015
Rone16:
So I just want to ask if it's possible to be a surgeon,own a restaurant,cook,bake and own a food blog,be an event planner and inspirational speaker and satisfy my future husband and kids..most people say I can either be a good surgeon and bad wife or own a restaurant,bake,be an event planner,a food blogger and an inspirational speaker and be a good wife..I'm so confused because I'm currently in my 3rd year studying medicine and I love it but I don't feel complete.
Always try doing wot u love doin nt wot society dimes as correct...expect in d long run u will no long enjoy d ride
RomanceRe: 25 Feelings That Are Better Than Sex by Smartguy001(m): 2:45pm On Dec 26, 2015
Finally farting afta holding it 4 long...
RomanceWhatz Ur View On TATTOO Sexy Or Rubbish by Smartguy001(op): 1:01pm On Dec 26, 2015
Abeg make una no vex, pls make we discuss dis tattoo mata here...because I don do small research some ppl say tattoo dey sexy why some odas say na rubbish watin una think...?

You fit marry girl/guy wen get Tattoo shocked
RomanceDoes Love Really COST Something in Nigeria by Smartguy001(op): 12:03pm On Dec 26, 2015
With the alarming rate of demands from babes nowadays it leads me to ask dis questions, what is the cost of Love or Does Love cost a thing...?



Honest answers o...
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Pregnant wife for flogging his Dog...! by Smartguy001(m): 7:06pm On Dec 24, 2015
Omotayor123:
So this Evening, I heard screams from my neighbors house, *I know the woman of the house is heavily pregnant*. I run to check what was happening.. I met the woman bleeding as a result of the beating she got from her husband..embarassed

This is what happened....... *****

One of the three dogs in the house *Her husband being a pet lover (Dog Especially)* gave birth two weeks ago and had since become unbearable to accommodatewith her 24/7 barking. Most Neighbors could hardly sleep at night with her consistent barking.

The wife couldn't take it this evening and beat the Dog with a stick to keep her quite. The husband who was Mad at her action did not hesitate to pounce and beat her mercilessly which lead to her bleeding.
She was taken to the hospital for proper treatment afterwards..

This leads to a debate among neighbors about what they would have done if in her shoes..
Is Beating your wife (pregnant) for your pet the right thing to Dohuh?

To all pet lovers, Seun, Males and females the house, what is your opinion/views on this matterhuh

Cc. Lalasticlala, dominique
Merry Xmas wink
Dat kind person no suppose dey answer husband...
PhonesRe: BREAKING NEWS: MTN Browse Till You Drop 100naira Only by Smartguy001(m): 5:05pm On Dec 24, 2015
expressglory:
This I think is new.Just *131*56# .then browse,stream,download for only 100Naira DAILY

Source:MTN sms Message
Glo nko...dat 1 no dey
RomanceIs It Possible To Be Friends Wit A Girl N Not End Up In A Relationship by Smartguy001(op): 8:35am On Dec 24, 2015
Well for me is bin really difficult to be friends with a chick, we just end up in a relationship, so here is my question is it impossible to be friends with the opposite sex...?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are Boring! by Smartguy001(m): 8:30am On Dec 24, 2015
MhizTessy:
I am already losing interest on this forum.

That moment you wana make a friend online and you get to see that they cant even keep a conversation. I dont wana believe all guys are like this because I've met some cool ones on some other sites, But here, when i decide to reply a PM and get on talking, i end up deleting these guys from my Bbm in a week or less cos we dont talk, have i been meeting the egoistic ones or thats the way nairaland guys are generally?!

I know some ladies will come here to say 'just dont reply the PMs', if you wana give that piece of advice, just dont bother.
Oya let's make a difference see ma pin 33589F7D
RomanceRe: Can I Meet A Nairaland Babe B4 D Yr Runs Out by Smartguy001(op): 7:43am On Dec 24, 2015
Ugliest:
Op girls don finish for your area huh Abi ashawo joint nor dey open on xmas period?
Adviser no1...Na nairaland babe I say I want
RomanceRe: Do You Know Why Most Of 90% Of Nigeria Men Love To Having S*x With Calabar Ladie by Smartguy001(m): 11:01pm On Dec 23, 2015
klassiquette:
Why do you guys always think we're intimacy gadgets? Almost slapped a Yoruba dude who made an ill comment about akwa-cross girls ...
Abeg add me...we nid to chat I have sumtin important to tell u
RomanceRe: What Is The Greatest Words Of Encouragement Your Dad Ever Said To You by Smartguy001(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
winetapper:
He doesn't say much to me he looks at me and I know what to do


that was how he slapped me in balogun market I saw Angle Micheal selling white lace material angry
Lolz...dis one na serious business o grin
RomanceCan I Meet A Nairaland Babe B4 D Yr Runs Out by Smartguy001(op): 9:47pm On Dec 23, 2015
Pls I need to meet one of dis sweet nairalander babes b4 d year runs out any one available PM...me
RomanceRe: How Did You Meet The Person You Are Currently Dating? by Smartguy001(m): 1:17am On Dec 23, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
I have never met a guy in my lifesadsadsad



wonder how people do itcheesy
Why na...let's meet
RomanceRe: If You Are Hooking Up This December, Endeavor To See Her Face Early Morning -pic by Smartguy001(m): 1:41pm On Dec 22, 2015
arabmoney101:
o boy see mata ooo
This one na serious issue o...thank God say na one of dem dey talk am...me I dey do my research well b4 I run parol wit dem o don't like artificial gurlz at all
RomanceIs it a Crime To Ask For Sex Before Marriage by Smartguy001(op): 1:28pm On Dec 22, 2015
As e b say body no b firewood u should understand were am coming from nah...if she gives u sex before marriage does it mean she will not be faithful in the marriage? pls honest answers
RomanceRe: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by Smartguy001(m): 1:02pm On Dec 22, 2015
Well nice post infact very good, but me I no fit do am o...If i dey go out wit u I must dey brush o, because I don try dat parol several times I jst lost at d end because she go dey carry am go dey give anoda person behind ur back... grin undecided
RomanceRe: I Was Once A Nice Dude Buh What People Did To Me Change Me To A Bitter Person by Smartguy001(m): 11:18am On Dec 22, 2015
U neva see anytin my broda...u no know watin dem dey call 4give abi, u r jst hurting. ursef thinking u r hurting odas, wasting useful time on unnecessary tinz like this...sowi undecided
RomanceWhen Do U Think You R Doin Too Much For Girl ? by Smartguy001(op): 10:54am On Dec 22, 2015
When do u think you r doin too much for a girl ? because like seriously sometimes. Wen u show dem love dey tend to drift away...
RomanceRe: The Bitter Truth About Our Salary!! by Smartguy001(m): 9:57am On Dec 22, 2015
rheether:
Everybody must not be a business owner.
Dey der nah...must u own a business to earn extra income
RomanceRe: The Bitter Truth About Our Salary!! by Smartguy001(m): 9:55am On Dec 22, 2015
esardy:
THE BITTER TRUTH ABOUT OUR SALARY.
HARD ANALYSIS:
Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see
what you get (i.e. the number of days in a
month and see the funny thing about your
salary plan).
For example,
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state
government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30=
NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the
amount made daily by an AVERAGE
HAWKER in the city.
(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE
BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an
average of NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30=
NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-
life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the
amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE
DANFO DRIVER in d city and in some
villages…..
(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE
EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn
an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a
day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30=
NGN10,000
**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount
earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying
vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a Tipper or
CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK
INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just
3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE
TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at
scrap value and are using them to convey
products between villages and the cities for
just five business owners.
———>>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN,
RIGHT?
And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY
that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the
DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking
up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.
(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON’T
need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your
worth on a daily basis.
I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS
who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a
small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute
pure water to five restaurants earn MORE
THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS
working on contract for three warehouses
probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH
DAY
2015 IS FAST ENDING AND MOST PEOPLE
ARE TRAPPED IN THIS EARNING QUAGMIRE,
YET THEY ARE READY TO LIVE THE NEXT
12 CALENDAR MONTHLY THE LIKE THEY
LIVED THE LAST.
…………
We shouldn’t end at satisfactions from these
earnings. We should be more proactive,
create room for more income and strive to
diversify our streams of income.
The earlier you wake up and smell the
coffee, the better for you……
Well said bro!
RomanceRe: Am I Weird To Feel This Way?? by Smartguy001(m): 9:45am On Dec 22, 2015
I don't date.

I want just 2 things from opp sex

Sex and more sex
Datz wot we want o..leave all dis love talk 4 d birds
RomanceRe: Who Else Walking Into 2016 Single? by Smartguy001(m): 9:32am On Dec 22, 2015
blessedfavoured:
Yes walking majestically into 2016, single.

OneManSquad
Y na wen I dey single...make we join nah
RomanceRe: Who Else Walking Into 2016 Single? by Smartguy001(m): 9:30am On Dec 22, 2015
No b ur business...Mr man

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