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Phones / Re: . by SmartKillinex: 1:07pm On Oct 30, 2016
Kindly tell me how long does the battery last after 100% charg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Managed Till I Got My Dream Job by SmartKillinex: 11:47am On Dec 18, 2015
just checking if the story adds up,no hatting.

congrat if its wat u say it is..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Managed Till I Got My Dream Job by SmartKillinex: 11:47am On Dec 18, 2015
do rich folks send their wards to death school...
how about we talk a lot eith sum1 dat admires me...

::::::3kids 4 80bags
Politics / Re: What Goes Around Comes Around - By Muyiwa Adetiba by SmartKillinex: 2:40pm On Dec 12, 2015
thumb upthumb upthumb up
infact wrist up

ppl get paid in their own coin sum get doubled.
nd Karma is a Ghost... [i]thumb upthumb upthumb up
infact wrist up

ppl get paid in their own coin sum get doubled.
nd Karma is a Ghost... [/i]thumb upthumb upthumb up
infact wrist up

ppl get paid in their own coin sum get doubled.
nd Karma is a Ghost...
Romance / Re: Can This Be Seen As An Abomination? by SmartKillinex: 2:22pm On Dec 12, 2015
hope u r nt 4real.

but if u r,u must be influenced with meth or sumtin stronger...
Family / Re: 'my Husband Cannot Satisfy Me Sexually'..... Wife by SmartKillinex: 4:29pm On Nov 20, 2015
yawhnn!!

Sis Stella,marriage primary obj is companionship ,sex is secondary o call it bonus..

The bibble says give thanks in Every thing,I mean every thing.God is wounderful so even ur situation here is thankable ..

Pray for ur huzband a lot,since na u dey in need of sex ,wat r u waitn fo start fasting nd u will c results.

n.b

sorry to add this if this that u said is true,you only get to that church for a reason nt because u truely ....nd I can't see you as Mummy GO someday else you retract ur ways nd ask God for guidance.



salute
Family / Re: He Found A Condom In His Mum's Bag..what Should He Do? by SmartKillinex: 9:52am On May 30, 2015
she dey usam do baloon.
.





!!!see question oooo abeg ol dis nairaland cooked up storixx dosent ad up atol...

wetn carry u enta her bag in d first place



wat am I saying sef? d picture of u with d condom and ya mama bag at d bacground or u knw nah...
Politics / Re: Jonathan's House In Otuoke Where He Will Be Retiring To by SmartKillinex: 1:20pm On May 29, 2015
laughing ...faints ***water on me ***awake***trhing hard not to laugh.....................Oooo nooo I can't ,laugh again ,this with high x0q amplifyer, faints again ******

who tell u that he wud sleep in tge house straight to jail Jooor!!!!

labourers just chill nd relaxe u dnt need to rush oga no go cum ...!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by SmartKillinex: 2:24pm On May 22, 2015
clemz88:
I wanna give thanks to God for giving me a wonderful job after a series of interview. God favored me so much that the final with MD and other panel never asked me questions. when MD saw I schooled far north he shouted and said I should come for my letter in two days time. That's God favour. Pls join me n thank baba God


where is my Jamb slip,lemmi c if I can chang my choice of university,,,bross how far is far North..
contaplatn Maiduguri nd Sokoto ...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by SmartKillinex: 2:23pm On May 22, 2015
clemz88:
I wanna give thanks to God for giving me a wonderful job after a series of interview. God favored me so much that the final with MD and other panel never asked me questions. when MD saw I schooled far north he shouted and said I should come for my letter in two days time. That's God favour. Pls join me n thank baba God


where is my Jamb slip,lemmi c if I can chang my choice of university,,,bross how far is far..
contaplatn Maiduguri nd Sokoto ...
Politics / Re: Buhari Jets To London With Diezani On Board by SmartKillinex: 1:46pm On May 22, 2015
lagdmark:
Medical check, we all must continue praying for buhari's health to avoid moving the Aso rock to London

Not cool Man...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Jets To London With Diezani On Board by SmartKillinex: 1:40pm On May 22, 2015
Mogidi:
Buhari's constant travel to the UK is bothering many people, and for a good reason too.
Check this :
He went to the UK at least 5 times last year and this is his 2nd trip to the UK this year, he last visited in March just before the election.

I hope Buhari has stopped operating that Midland bank account, same account that mysteriously has 2.8billion deposited then removed in 1984/85.
Can't his daughter in the UK manage his account or Buhari doesn't trust her?



cmon an u think I will buy dis bullshit u wanna sale...
grow up jack.
Politics / Re: Diezani Madueke Books Same Flight With Buhari In Order To Speak With Him by SmartKillinex: 1:35pm On May 22, 2015
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Family / Re: Baby Born With Traditional Beads In Lagos by SmartKillinex: 1:30pm On May 22, 2015
3 word...idontbelievit.
Family / Re: Separated From My Husband And He Is Keeping My Children From Me by SmartKillinex: 10:19am On May 22, 2015
last minute u had problemx wt sex,d next minute u need a lawyer to interven into ur matter..




maleh,I no bliv sh.it u said..
try harder next time.
Agriculture / Re: PHOTOS: A Really Big Bush Meat A Nairalander Killed At His Farm by SmartKillinex: 1:16pm On May 17, 2015
sladimeji:
D first pic come b like person wey dey enjoy head


so thatz da signature.....
no probs ur inlaws must hear dis!!!!
meanwhile deris god oooo!!!
Business / Re: Crazy Request A Fan Posted On Dangote's Twitter Handle(screenshot) by SmartKillinex: 11:50pm On Apr 28, 2015
I will be like ...yes! so?
Politics / Re: Us Military Spending Still Up 45% Over Pre-9/11; More Than Next 7 Countries by SmartKillinex: 6:45am On Apr 27, 2015
so?
Politics / Re: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by SmartKillinex: 12:06am On Apr 27, 2015
yess!!!
well said,he speaks my mind olly that it wasn't in english...
wait a minute, did I say mind? no hearr nii
Culture / Re: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by SmartKillinex: 11:55pm On Apr 26, 2015
tongue


u see me so,,I dnt believ ol dis shit no more,,
guyz ll just cook a unpalatable story nd d xpect us to buy it ,while they sit an gloat over our coments..

pray so dat asuch sud nt befall u ..
Politics / Re: Jonathan Demands N2trn Election Funds Refund, Audit by SmartKillinex: 7:51am On Apr 19, 2015
2tr naira na eem money his total sal is 43mil per anum nd total campen fund raise ix a little bit abov 22bil ..do d maths we're d figures popping frm....

thief thief thief ,anoda thief wud try to thief it...d chain will con2nua..

frnt page on ma mind,today ix gud...oops sun1 got me served...ma vexxation no get remend
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Politics / Re: General Buhari The Tennis Star (throwback pic of Baba) by SmartKillinex: 3:24am On Apr 13, 2015
omenka:
The origin of the cluelesness goes way back!



how much dem pay u to kill me in ma sleep...
jeevess u ve made my week.
throwback cluenessness!!
auwcchh but y na,u no be my Nigeria brother? chaii deeeerrriesss goddoooo!!
Romance / Re: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by SmartKillinex: 11:50am On Apr 03, 2015
am having a kinkky feeling dat it wasn't his friend buh himmm...just trying to mess the real story..




anywhichway...
d repercussion wunt be immediate just make sure ur wife kicks d bocket before you if not...hahahah u knw d rest na,sum1 will bang her d very day u passed....


meanwhilehowdoesthisstoryimprovethevalueofnaira or betterstilllocatethepositionofshikuainsambisa.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is The Best President – Maku by SmartKillinex: 11:20am On Jan 02, 2015
hahahah maku maku maku!!!

see dis idiot him wan muscle him sef back into jonas cabinate after loosing his primaries...

even jona emself know saay em no try ,,,see dis fool abi na indirect speech...

what a dramatic con3.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Dismisses 203 Soldiers After Secret Night Trial by SmartKillinex: 10:22am On Jan 02, 2015
redsun:


They were going to travel by gravel carrying tipper,insufficiently equipped. A very demoralising situation in a war zone. None of the soldiers deserves to die in the hands of their own. For sanity sake,gej must break the dreadful protocol and pardon the ones that are already sentenced to death.

I can see there have been a deliberate scheme to destabilise the Nigerian military since OBJ became a political warrior and that explain why there have been no coup since,even with all the destabilisation in the country. In a way it is good for democrazy,but very dangerous for the country's defence,.even Niger republic can run over Nigeria with ease at this point in time with the state if Nigerian military..

haba oga,if you believe that line you can actially believe anything...gravel tipper ke ,truckter ni
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by SmartKillinex: 4:21am On Jan 01, 2015
edytruth:
Please guys after the induction what's next.

I think GEJ will answer that
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Frsc, Nema, Nimsi, Itf, Ncc And Nsitf Recuitments!!!! by SmartKillinex: 3:52am On Jan 01, 2015
tunnyflow:


So it's straight to camp?

I think they will stop by "mai shayi joint " first..imaggine

niggas been d beginning of creation
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Comes Out Dirty Again [PHOTO] by SmartKillinex: 3:41am On Jan 01, 2015
Slonge2:
guy sheath your sword abeg, you want make person commit suicide this 2014, remaining 5hrs to go o...


by the way, the way you're defending maheeda, e be like say you done use her pics cure lots of hard-on..


laughing ma gut out...
Politics / Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by SmartKillinex: 12:41pm On Dec 31, 2014
ceo4eva:
2015 is only a matter of hours, and being an election year, we expect that whoever wins, there will be a new raft of government policies. But how did 2014 go in terms of government policies?



1. New Automotive Policy



http://www.thescoopng.com/2014inreview-atm-charges-books-tariff-automotive-policy-nirp-top-10-govt-policies-2014/




As from first of January 2015, prices of

imported used cars otherwise known as

Tokunbo or second-hand cars are expected to

go up as the second phase of the national

automotive policy which was announced in

November 2013, will commence.

Car dealers would be expected to pay the

federal government 70% duty on all imported

cars. FG had in 2013 introduced the national

automotive policy with the view of

encouraging local assemblage of automobiles

in Nigeria, increasing the import tariff from

22% to 70%. The first phase of the policy

involving the payment of 35% duty came into

effect in February 2014 while the second

phase which would have started in July this

year was postponed to Jan. 2015.



me weeh wan buy moto next year so,,wahala dey ooo buhhh anyhow I go follow bush with the car
Science/Technology / Re: 4 Nigerian Inventors You Never Knew (Pictures) by SmartKillinex: 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2014
1stola:

Dear Mumu,
Na only one Igbo dey there o
and three (3) people from Western Nigeria of our dream.

haah so mumu knw mumu,, I dint know that sokoto ix in western Nigeria...smh

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