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BusinessRe: Man Disguises As Diamond Bank Staff In Lagos, Steals N650k by SmartMugu:
Sharp man! Correct.
Why must there be long queues in Nigerian banks in the first place?

Why dont banks in foreign countries look like market places like banks in Nigeria?

Must people pray to be able to even use the ATM? Yet, any store or individual can own ATM machines in other countries, and most people don't even need to get in the banks, so no queues.

Why don't they include process improvement initiatives in their internal budgets and move away from their archaic banking methods?

The guy just took advantage of Diamond Bank's leaders' dumbness - wake up call for them to learn how banking is done in other countries and not subject Nigerians to situations the populace in other countries don't deal with.

They know we see them in their suits, what they don't know is that we know their brains are empty. The only thing they think about is their monthly and earnings. Whom do they earn from if not the populace? Why subject them to hardship to interact with their own funds?

Compete with the rest of the world and stop acting like a local champion.
SportsRe: NFF Accused Of Demanding 50% Bribe From Sports Brand, Puma by SmartMugu: 4:45pm On Jan 17, 2017
Even the coaches have accused NFF of corruption, yet the government doesn't see any reason to replace the NFF boss and restructure NFF.
Old people making decisions for the entire nation with their old brains like everyone in the country thinks old like them.
What a country.
EducationRe: Little Lagos Boy Who Swore He Wants To Be A Yahoo Boy Starts School (photo) by SmartMugu: 1:37am On Jan 17, 2017
pressplay411:
They expect us to believe he wrote that?
Gerrarahiemen!
The headmaster of the school must have composed that for him
Foreign AffairsRe: Son Of Adama Barrow Killed By Dog (Photos) by SmartMugu: 7:30pm On Jan 16, 2017
I knew some people would say Jammeh sent the dog from Gambia's version of Aso Rock.
I think a smart thing for Adama Barrow to do is to evacuate his family from Gambia until the current situation is sorted.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion At University Of Maiduguri Mosque by SmartMugu: 7:36am On Jan 16, 2017
So so bad news with Maiduguri and Borno. May God save them from themselves.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Launches #AskVillaNG To Address Questions From Nigerians Weekly by SmartMugu: 7:31am On Jan 16, 2017
For a government that understands the pains of the people and hasn't done much about it, asking for people's opinions simply shows how confused you are.
Take a moment off the luxury you have provided for yourselves and live for two weeks like the masses and understand their pains. You can then make reasonable decisions afterwards.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Won’t Accept Fresh Fuel Price Increase –NLC by SmartMugu: 7:22am On Jan 16, 2017
Gone are those day when NLC's agitation mattered. Today's NLC will shut up after two weeks and accept fate.
Former pitbulls that now act like poodles.
EducationRe: Final Year UNIUYO Student In Lucky Escape As Ceiling Fan Falls Off While Asleep by SmartMugu: 6:03pm On Jan 15, 2017
The guy still dey sleep in the picture sha. Which kain sleep be this one.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Gates Speaks Against The Arrest Of Pretty Mike Uno By The Lagos State Gover by SmartMugu: 9:00am On Jan 14, 2017
abbey621:

Actually there is nothing illegal about what he did
, it's just that Nigerians don't know their rights. In the USA worse things are being done and it is called art or freedom of expression. No lawyer, prosecutor or judge can argue a case against him legally but morally it is very wrong.
If we agree his action is morally wrong and legally okay, I'd dare him to do that publicly in the US where he once lived, preferably with his leashes on white women. Our next discussion about his matter will either be about his obituary or his prison terms.
PoliticsRe: Documents Counter Nigerian Army Denial Of Planned Deployment Of Troops In Gambia by SmartMugu: 8:42am On Jan 14, 2017
NOETHNICITY:
At the point in time I think there is need to strike fear in the heart of P Jammeh by sending a very clear and strong msg to the buffoon.
P jAmmeh needs to know that, while leaders re eager for a diplomatic and peaceful resolution and handover, they will not hesitate to take deliberate steps and actions against him if diplomacy fails.
Obviously Jammeh needs to expect other nations to rise against him. Ecowas is made up of several countries and the body is interested in him stepping down. Why Nigerian military plots is being potentially exposed is what baffles me. Senegal that is so close to Gambia must have their back up plans too, but their plots are guarded like it should be. Other countries outside Africa are also interested in Jammeh's ordeal as well, yet no media from there is sharing any military plans. Why one from Nigeria?

How did this news even get out if not that some military personnel gained some financial rewards for divulging top-secret information to the public through a media outlet? Such people need to be fished out from the military.
PoliticsRe: Documents Counter Nigerian Army Denial Of Planned Deployment Of Troops In Gambia by SmartMugu:
If this story is true, must military affairs be made public? Online and in newspapers? Arent certain things best kept secret?
Did the US media announce US plots on Sadam Hussein, Gaddafi, Bin Laden etc? Why give away Nigerian military plans to everyone on earth for free or some cheap journalism points?

On the other hand, if the story is untrue, why potentially spark up enmity between Gambia/it's allies and Nigeria? Why not consider Nigerians living in Gambia and what this sort of journalism could do to their safety and livelihood? Why not consider Nigeria's relationship with Gambia as two west African states? Why only focus on your personal gains without any regard for everyone else?

What is the objective behind this publication? Obviously the audience here probably don't need the info except probably share national secrets that should be guarded with the wrong audience which can spark up other unexpected events.
BusinessRe: See The 55-inch Plasma TV A Lady Got After Ordering For It On Facebook. by SmartMugu: 4:11am On Jan 14, 2017
zikter:
what point exactly are you making? I shop on Konga and jumia always but never paid for anything without receiving it.
The item in question was purchased from a Facebook store. Not sure Facebook stores offer pay on delivery. I think that is peculiar to Nigerian e-commerce sites.
Never heard of that for eBay, Amazon, Etsy and Facebook stores. Everyone pays upfront, but sellers allow returns for items customers aren't satisfied with.
BusinessRe: See The 55-inch Plasma TV A Lady Got After Ordering For It On Facebook. by SmartMugu: 4:09am On Jan 14, 2017
snowblaq:
......you do know that there is something called pay on delivery right?
The item in question was purchased from a Facebook store. Not sure Facebook stores offer pay on delivery. I think that is peculiar to Nigerian e-commerce sites.
Never heard of that for eBay, Amazon, Etsy and Facebook stores. Everyone pays upfront, but sellers allow returns for items customers aren't satisfied with.
BusinessRe: See The 55-inch Plasma TV A Lady Got After Ordering For It On Facebook. by SmartMugu: 8:21pm On Jan 13, 2017
Destined2win:
Says who? Who buys electrical appliances without testing
If you've bought anything online before, you wouldn't be saying this.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Gates Speaks Against The Arrest Of Pretty Mike Uno By The Lagos State Gover by SmartMugu: 7:47pm On Jan 13, 2017
Gflat:
The fact remains This is Nigeria, whenever you step your foot on this soil, you drop your foreign poohpooh.

What he did is a serious offense according to the law (either the ladies are cool with it or not isn't any business with the law)

Most of you are only blabbing you don't know anything about the Nigerian law. Ignorant set of illiterates. Please don't quote me, I don't reply idiots
Funny enough, he can't try that publicly in the US he came from without being arrested. No one does that. I think he's just immature and insane.
What message was he trying to pass?
EducationRe: Forget Everything That Geography Taught You About The Solar System Model by SmartMugu: 6:00am On Jan 12, 2017
The is this weirdest idea I've ever heard of regarding the earth.
If the earth was shaped like the cut water-melon you talked about, and everyone on earth live on the flat end, how would you explain the concepts of day and night? Shouldn't everyone see the sun 24 hours a day? Unless you're assuming the sun is much smaller than the moon and revolves around the different cities on the flat part of the earth you said everyone lives.

You said skyscrapers would have fallen if the earth was round. Again, that's false. You're just assuming the earth is just one tiny entity, like one big watermelon somewhere and everyone lives on it.

Aerial photographs are there for you to review, and gravitational forces are what keep any matter with mass back on earth - including waters, buildings and every other type of matter.

If you've seen astronauts float in their spaceships after leaving earth, then we shouldn't be talking about this because that does prove gravity plays a role on how things stay this way.
EducationRe: School Fees Of Anchor University, Deeper Life Owned (Screenshots) by SmartMugu: 5:14am On Jan 10, 2017
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BusinessRe: Lagos State Govt Demolishes Oshodi Market (photos) by SmartMugu: 1:24am On Jan 08, 2017
boykas:
I wonder what people will be eating... You can't just destroy things without notice.. Pray to God to give the people affected the multitude to bear the loss.. O no Ifun, o na orun ni.
I'm sure there must have been some type of prior notice. People probably disregarded it. Only a mad person will up one beautiful day and order bulldozers to ruin other people's means of livelihood. Not really sure if the governor is one.
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of Bishop David Oyedepo Saves Lady From 30 Robbers by SmartMugu: 5:26pm On Jan 07, 2017
Good. That means if about 100,000 of Oyedepo's followers are sent to ISIS battle-grounds armed with Oyedepo's pix, 3 million ISIS fighters should run away.
Same experiment can be tried in Sambisa forests without military intervention, since the pix is more effective.
PoliticsRe: Buhari At The Inauguration Nana Akufo-Addo As Ghana President (Photos) by SmartMugu: 5:18pm On Jan 07, 2017
sirpatrick:
My president always looking so sick and fragile, I love this man though he very frank and I love men like that
How much were u paid for this comment? Are you gay?
PoliticsRe: Buhari At The Inauguration Nana Akufo-Addo As Ghana President (Photos) by SmartMugu: 5:15pm On Jan 07, 2017
marhoinspire:
I so much like the man. He is indeed the best president Nigeria has ever had. Only those that are corrupt will say otherwise.

I love my president.
Are you joking or what?
PoliticsRe: We Don’t Know Whether Tompolo Is Dead – Army by SmartMugu: 8:28am On Jan 07, 2017
Trust, you would have known if Tompolo was dead. If Tompolo had died ND militants would have resumed what they do best, and everyone would have known something happened.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Ikwa Ibom Superman Aged 77: Pulls A Car With Teeth, 15 Men Can't Pull Him by SmartMugu: 12:52pm On Jan 02, 2017
Simple tasks. I did that before when I was little. But it was a toy car I pulled, not this type.
PoliticsRe: Power Sector Loses N534b In 356 Days by SmartMugu: 12:49pm On Jan 02, 2017
9jakohai:
Actually, government has hands off power mostly in Nigeria....except for transmission.
Oh, thanks for that info. The losses declared here are around transmission, and I think that should be handed off too, don't you?
PoliticsRe: Power Sector Loses N534b In 356 Days by SmartMugu: 12:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
Emekamex:
For the power sector to be revamped:
1. The grid system should be dismantled.
2. Power generating companies should be allowed to send power to where ever or whom ever there deem fit.
3. Doing this will bring in more investors into the power sector as it will be profitable than before.
4. Government should hands off and stop interfering in the decisions of power sector players.

Anything short of this will lead to more failure.
You nailed it. Sane countries do exactly what you mentioned. It appears in Nigeria, everyone must rely on the government for electricity, whereas startup firms can supply cities with 24-7 electricity in sane countries.
PoliticsRe: Power Sector Loses N534b In 356 Days by SmartMugu: 12:27pm On Jan 02, 2017
shamecurls:
As it gotten to this level?


Just "." alone....
Don't worry, keep looking, you'll find more...lol
PoliticsRe: Power Sector Loses N534b In 356 Days by SmartMugu: 12:20pm On Jan 02, 2017
I smell lies. "Gas shortage" was blamed last year, now we are starting a new year and same "Gas Shortage" is being blamed.

If "Gas Shortage" has been the historical problem, doesn't it make sense to rather talk about measures to resolve it than to continue blaming "Gas Shortage" everytime?
Where does Ghana, South Africa etc get gas from and their populace dont hear of "Gas Shortage" everytime? Mars?

When losses are declared, someone must be at the benefiting end, and it's definitely not the average Nigerian. So, who's benefiting from these losses if not the elite politicians and their cronies?
CelebritiesRe: Dele Momodu Walks Out Of An Event After Davido Called Him His "Boy" (Video) by SmartMugu: 8:37pm On Dec 28, 2016
felzylix:
This young man is actually not making any sense to me any longer, he refused to grow up, i downloaded one of his songs recently and deleted it immediately without any remorse for my data(mb). i used to be a fan of his maybe my philosophy has outgrown his tho...





am open to #counterquoting
Seriously, you're thinking right. Davido is actually immature. If uve met him in person you'd notice that about him. He's a spoilt and intoxicated brat. He has some good songs that folks like him for, I guess that made him lose respect for others. Disrespecting people like Momodu is almost like Davido disrespecting his own dad.

If Davido''s Dad doesn't see anything wrong with his rude son, he himself is probably an older version of his son - rich with no manners.
AutosRe: The Funny Nicknames Nigerians Give Different Cars by SmartMugu: 7:29pm On Dec 28, 2016
LorDBolton:
Is it not this naija they nicknamed gen set-- I better pass my neighbour
Lol. Naija people funny...names dey for every scenario.
TravelRe: Visitors To America Will Surrender Social Media Accounts by SmartMugu: 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2016
It appears every type of madness starts from this same place.
CrimeRe: Little Boy Abandoned Inside Carton In Gutter At Yaba On Christmas Day (Pics) by SmartMugu: 7:37am On Dec 26, 2016
I guess starvation and the recession led someone to do this to their child. Yet, someone somewhere is praying for a child like this.
PoliticsRe: Civilian JTF Reveal The Real Flag Of Shekau Rumoured To Have Been Captured(pics) by SmartMugu:
We have seen Shekau's flag, where is Shekau?

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