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Religion / Re: Atheist's Confusion and Misconceptions. by smartn09(m): 10:30am On Nov 17, 2016
If you would want a test of my charm/juju on your faith, you are also welcome.
Religion / Re: Atheist's Confusion and Misconceptions. by smartn09(m): 10:28am On Nov 17, 2016
I have created a channel to convert one atheist per day for the next 30days through a concrete prove of god's at work....
Religion / Re: Atheist's Confusion and Misconceptions. by smartn09(m): 5:39am On Nov 17, 2016
I will repeat, unless one discovers his gods( how the world works) , which is the universe itself, We will never stop changing from one religion to the other, one faith or sort of belief to another, for one simple reason, every man on earth is searching for his god.perhaps this is meant to be taken lightly and get you in the right thinking.
Religion / Atheist's Confusion and Misconceptions. by smartn09(m): 11:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
It's suprising that all atheist are also students of magick, invariably ,belivers in the supernatural.This is taken literally to mean those who are out of life turbulent , has attempted all what they could hear as a means of aligning themselves with the forces of nature. Glarily, people move from one chuch to another, from one religion to the other and most irritatingly from religion at all to non religious faith ( atheism). In my personal opinion, all these are in a quest for knowledge which will surge over our ego.If not that, why should an atheist in the first place think about gods, let alone things more minor like witches and wizards.These assuredly , are common characteristics of human nature , on attempt to escape an impediment. Quiet inherent in Seun 's post , it's a case that he has tried the world of magic and perhaps got no result to prove his doubt.Contrary to what people believe/ assume of course on magic. It ar'nt considered a theatrical craft or an act of jugglery and certainly not that medieval superstition which are the child of ignorance begotten by terror. These definitions should be expunged completely out of our thinking. For centuries, magic has been quiet erroneously associated with such pathologies as witchcraft, demons, angels, angelology and / demonolatry due to the duplicity of charlatans and the reticence of its own so-called authorities. Even today, the custodians/ keepers of ancient knowledge has not been willing to share their secrets of magical practices to others, except in a case of torture and terrible extraction of such information. For lack of better terms, you will definitely return to gods and goddesses which perhaps is part of you , after having explored all forms of quackery belief. Good luck.
Religion / Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by smartn09(m): 5:48pm On Sep 25, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
King Solo was a player... Cassanova na learner where the guy dey!
To know Casanova makes you a bad boy too. Don't ask me how.
Religion / Re: Demonology 101: 25 Facts About Demons by smartn09(m): 12:29pm On Sep 08, 2016
shadeyinka:


Demons have specialities. A demon that causes a form of cancer cannot give weather to the adherents. Neither is a demon of protection from cutlass do the work of enchantment.

However, the bottom line remains that there is a HIGH COST and payment to be PAID. No one determines what demons will take in exchange for their help...it could even be your life.

Its like a Help fro Shylock!
Hahahaha....... I would want to let you know that every successful human on earth is or has worked with groups of demons to achieve their positive ends, they are under the authority of man . They are not evil as you think unless you, as human, who dishes out instructions to them is evil. They are fallen angels and they want to regain most of their natural gift by serving human neither do they serve us for any payment. I'm a conjurer , if you would want an ancient knowledge on demon , spirits and demonology , l think we may discuss it outside the forum. Not even the pontiffs performs their work successfully without demon assistance. They are the gods of the earth and everything therein.
Religion / Re: Demonology 101: 25 Facts About Demons by smartn09(m): 2:23pm On Sep 06, 2016
shadeyinka:


Hi,
This coming from you is surprising except its just a pun. ...


That semi parallel dimension is the spirit rhelm.

Demons appear sometimes in dreams but sometime in the physical through their host.

Some of the most Bizarre behaviours of men are cause by demons: Eating Feaces, Soil, Kleptomaniacs, Beastiality, Serial Murders etc.

You are correct 95% of us are oblivious to their existence. Since they cannot be seen, we explain them away. As a rule, they prefer a human host, but they will manage some animals or objects(rings, amulets, idols etc).

They work behind the scene and do not appreciate being exposed
lf evil or devilish behaviors are to be attributed to demons, what would you say about their behavior in heaven as an angels before their fall as a fallen angels.
Religion / Re: Demonology 101: 25 Facts About Demons by smartn09(m): 2:13pm On Sep 06, 2016
Ganjafama:
I really don't know. But it can possess a certain power that can work for the worshipper.
lt can possess power based on the intent of the worshiper.
Religion / Re: Everyone Pray For Sonofluc1fer Who's On NAIRALAND, He Is POSSESSED.. by smartn09(m): 1:55pm On Sep 06, 2016
branhampaul:
Though He Doesn't Know What He Is Doing, He Blasphames God's Name, I Can See He Is Sowing HIs Seed Right Now, And According To God's Prophet, William Marrion Branham Whatever You Sow Whether Positive Or Negative It Takes Not More Than 5yrs For You To Reap.. I Don't Know When He Started Insulting God But He Will Get Is Reward Very Soon.. God Is Not A Man, He Is The Creator Of The Universe.. Am Not Sure He (sonofluc1fer) is A Human, If He Is A Human Being Then He Must Be Possessed..See His Username sonofluc1fer (meaning SON OF LUCIFER), He Thinks Satan Likes Him, But He Doesnt Know That Satan Is Looking For Souls That Will Spend Eternity With Him In HELL FIRE.! But I Pray God Opens His Eye.. Now I Know Why Most People Suffer From Chronic Diseases At Young Age Before They Die.. May God Help YOU Sonofluc1fer..
If You Don't Know Him B4 You Can Search For Sonofluc1fer..
God Bless You All, Continue To Pray For Him, He Needs Our Prayer.. God Turned Saul The Persecutor To Paul.. Theres Nothing Hard For God To Do..
l think if God is dead, he should speak now!!
Career / Re: Ways To Deal With Sexual Harassment At Work by smartn09(m): 8:04am On Jul 05, 2016
Jobabori:
The OP forget to include indecent dressing by women which exposes their boobs, laps, shapes of their bottoms, etc and ungodly acts like carelessly sitting in order to reveal their pants and bra as part of the causes. In reality women engaged in form of sexual harassment in work places than men but they are always the one to cry victim. Since it is easier for them to lure men into the act and men seem to delight in it, this suggests the reason why will do not here men complaining. Women are more likely guilty of this harassment than men.
l think this should call for a debate on this topic " who are the causes of sexual harassment in the society? Well, the OP made a point but then , in an intelligent aspect of it, non of those points are valid /necessary. Any wise person can handle sex advances from an opposite sex without causing a rift in between ie you can decline sexual demand while you maintain a good relationship worthy of keeping with the very person. And for the whole truth as ladies , stop accepting unexpected gift from those you think that will demand sexual gratification. It's a common principle that should be penned down always.
Politics / Re: Ogah Desperate For Immunity Against 12 Criminal Charges –ikpeazu by smartn09(m): 11:07am On Jul 02, 2016
TheFreeOne:


This is not about bringing ogah down.

My point is Ikpeazu maybe right in his assertion and all legal routes should be exploited to avoid having another legal imbroglio few months/years down the line.

If ogah eventually wins his court cases as mentioned by ikpeazu and the present governorship debacle then good for him.
But don't be surprised if a new twist brings in APCs Otti as the new governor cos in our present political atmosphere anything can happen.

Abians shouldn't be taken for fools by politicians.
This is nice, you sound like a very intelligent person in reaction to Mr Black who speaks as if he want fight.

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Religion / Re: Sixth & Seventh Books Of Moses Initiates Meet Here by smartn09(m): 10:28am On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:

It doesn't make sense, that's what I'm saying. This is midnight, hope you know and I'm currently dealing with JEHOVAH your GOD let alone his ape-like son Jesus. What I'm saying is that it doesn't make sense going naked because I want to fight with them. But I don't mind sha if they can also go naked for me. I will beat them small and thresh them like wheat. Dullard Jehovah is in trouble cheesy
otemanuduno:

It doesn't make sense, that's what I'm saying. This is midnight, hope you know and I'm currently dealing with JEHOVAH your GOD let alone his ape-like son Jesus. What I'm saying is that it doesn't make sense going naked because I want to fight with them. But I don't mind sha if they can also go naked for me. I will beat them small and thresh them like wheat. Dullard Jehovah is in trouble cheesy
The more you grow, you will discover that being a Christian does aid much better to be a good occultist and you will know that many of the Christian chants are occult terminology Which has very effective action in the outer world. Push further , you will see what l'm seeing.

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Career / Re: How Do I Handle Work Place Sexual Harassment. HELP! by smartn09(m): 9:47am On Jul 02, 2016
Estherfaith:


Apart from his words, no concrete evidence.
@op, l hv seen that non of all these advice will give a good image neither can it make you a scent. Being exceptionally discreetive as woman is always important and you has acted likewise by making this post.But very unfortunate , we the elders and masters of the arts where very much away before now. To begin with, l would say that your boss has not gone against the nature of man and would add that , the burden is on you to approach him maturely enough which maketh man or woman of quality.Can you know that, there out are hundreds of ladies who are more skilled than you ,who would welcome the job and the man 's advances as well? What if same thing happened in your next job? Maturity is only in the words and not elsewhere. To give you a clue, sit down and draft a letter in a virgin paper with an ornate envelope and send to him. Preamble: My dearest boss, In as much as l would want to work with you and accord you my heart warming respect as my elder brother and mentor, l would want to let you know that l'm on a serious commitment to whom l will soon introduce to you. Therefore, could you please permit me to toil with you open mindedly without infringing on my personal will. Sir, l promise, l will give you the best of my service in other areas without hesitation. With greatest regard, l love to work with you sir, kindly spare my juvenile behavior. Yours Olaa k, happy weekend sir. Note, no ? mark anywhere needed, he's your boss. And l promise , you will retain your job for life.

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Religion / Re: Sixth & Seventh Books Of Moses Initiates Meet Here by smartn09(m): 4:28pm On Jun 29, 2016
Hi to everyone, l don't know what it is but it's seems l'm been compelled to drop few comments here as WARNING to those who feel they have grown more than adeptship in the field of metaphysical and therefore qualified to conjure spirits or use any book. First and foremost, occult books are chronological arranged for any student to follow. In this case, if you jump book 1 and picked 2 or 3 , hmmm unlike any other books, you ar swimming with sharks. There are a lot of books out there that will teach you shielding and protection and will probably define various spirits and their sigils , their offices and their specialities/how violent they are to human.most importantly start out with spirits conjured by others to get a taste of what spirit is like, because there is nothing like trying it out to know if it's true and you may eventually end up with problem. Please be conscious of what you do at all times. Spiritual world is as real as our physical world.

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Religion / Annual Coffee House For Nl Witches & Wizards. by smartn09(m): 12:07pm On Jun 22, 2016
Host: smartn09, special guests: fameandfortune, sonoflucifer,olaadegbu, jameselias,chalantmike,set1666,Philfearon,seunosewaju,Librown007 and all Nl moderators. Few days ago, after some special calls from friends, l decided to step out of my comfort zone to host this party, and may l say , you're all welcome!. As we will be deliberating on some pressing issues among witches,we will also be entertaining some intelligent questions affecting ones spiritual development. Therein after (1) l will be taking you on the origin of most deadly diseases and it's spiritual medications (2) l will be giving you a short story of my late father who was able to deceive God & Satan at same time. (3)l will be taking you on the fastest means of becoming rich from nothing. (4) I will be sharing to you the terrible argument between God & Satan over the soul of my late mum. Yea! Let the party begin, sip your coffee and drop your cup on the table.
Politics / Re: Expect More Boko Haram Attacks – Lai Mohammed by smartn09(m): 10:14am On Apr 26, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:


The self proclaimed Satanist. Is this the point were I get scared and start begging you? You don't matter bro.
Equation proved! & l nodded , watch out for the subtle signs that will get your attention wondered .All that is, will never be and all that were , will be re-invented.I'm the conduit birthed only for lurking & watching.
Politics / Re: Expect More Boko Haram Attacks – Lai Mohammed by smartn09(m): 11:03pm On Apr 25, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
PDP and APC are like divorced parents who care more about getting their children to hate the other parent than on their children's well-being. Pathetic. Guess what my favorite mythical creature is. Unicorn? No. Dragon? No. Phoenix? No. An Honest Politician. That's it.
Hmm! The sword is @wrong hand, be informed we are watching you and be conscious of what you say in reply to this qoute.
Romance / Re: Should I Still Keep Faith In Marrying Her? by smartn09(m): 2:11pm On Apr 23, 2016
Davindal:
Hey guys! I'll keep it snappy here.

There is this girl in my life, she will be 21 this coming October and she loves me a lot. In fact, she is my chosen one among my girlfriends.

I was the guy that deflowered her. I have dated her 4 years now. When we started, she was so pretty, radiant and elegant, all these qualities laced with good manners - despite her beauty, great intelligence and culinary skills. Considering all this qualities, I decided to promise her marriage for I truly love her; knowing full well that her type is rare. After the promise of marriage, I realized that our love for each other grew a step further.

Furthermore, before now; she was my exclusive reserve for matrimony(marriage), such that I don't see any succedaneum(substitute) to her - even though I do date several other ladies - but I have no meaningful plan for them except this gal.

Unfortunately, this my gal has decide to let loose her body, she doesn't watch over her weight, such that she is no longer as curvy, elegant and 8-figured as she used to be, though she is tall - a few inches or 2 inches to 6ft. In fact, she is now as fat as whatever description you may be cogitating within your mind. That fatness is gradually eating up her killer curves, I have sat her down severally to talk through this issue severally; I reminded her that as a medical student(4LV med.& surg.), she should be in a better position to know any means possible to apply in order to loose weight. She insisted that she has been trying her best to shed down but to no avail, and was even crying.

Please guys! What do I do now? I hate plus size ladies aka OROGBO, and can never marry one. Should I completely ditch her for good, even though I still love her deeply? I need an advice.
It is simple, the moment she stop taking prevention pills , she will return to her angelic size fuuuuulllll stoooooooop.
Family / Re: I Feel so Angry With My Husband. Help! by smartn09(m): 7:22am On Apr 04, 2016
Tekevwe:
I got married to my husband a some months ago. Before we got married we dated for a while and my husband was the smiling type, though I noticed he bones a lot with his siblings.

Our courtship was great. He used to give me practically everything I wanted (affection and care) even before I asked. He showered me with so much love that I thought I was dreaming. I saw some other qualities in him and felt he would make a great husband.

The first week of our marriage, my husband changed, started boning round the house and withdrew into himself. His office rent was due that month so I felt that was cause and let him be. Several months down the line and things re d same or even worse. He gets home boning, eats and goes straight to bed. If I try gisting with him he answers in monosylables and you can see the disinterest on his face.

The only time he smiles at home is when he wants to be intimate. That's the only time he's soft with me now and the only time I feel connected to him. I asked him if I offended him in any way and he says no, that the pressure of providing for a new family is getting to him.

I didn't play hard to get cos I don't believe in such so I don't know why the change.

There are some other qualities I discovered in him that I never saw while we were dating. I jokingly told him he has changed and that day he smiled and said he had to give me all I wanted cos he didn't want to lose me since I'm a pretty girl. Now that we re married its like he can't be bothered with trying anymore.

Also deep down I don't tink he loves me and feel he just married me cos he isn't so young anymore (almost 40) and he's parents were mounting pressure on him. He's snappy with me now which never used to happen.

He also has a wall built around him that I can't seem to penetrate. I feel so depressed each time I'm home, being married to a man I feel no connection to.

I don't know if this is what marriage entails. If it is, then please, married folks should hint me so I can adjust my mindset to this new change.

Also, what can I do to break through and get through to him?
Dear madam, You can check if your husband is a cultist, being a Christian does not make him immune to cultism, every average cultist always want to be alone, he may likely get a flat for you elsewhere to be visiting at his own time. The only way is to discover and declare your readiness to get involved and you will enjoy the best of him.If not he will be seeing you as a little girleeeee! that he can only crack joke with at his own time.
Sports / Re: Did The Transfer Of Captaincy Affect Musa's Performance? by smartn09(m): 9:12pm On Mar 29, 2016
asumo12:
I think so!


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Phones / Re: How To Check If Your National Identity Card Is Ready by smartn09(m): 3:12pm On Mar 29, 2016
Grateful.
Politics / Re: Presidency Counters Tinubu On Kachikwu, Fuel Scarcity by smartn09(m): 7:27am On Mar 28, 2016
There must always be war in that camp till 2019.........

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Travel / Re: Important Things To Take Along If You Are Relocating To Usa For The First Time by smartn09(m): 6:49pm On Mar 23, 2016
Thank you soooooooo ..........much.
Phones / Re: Samsung S7 And S7 Edge Price In Nigeria, Got Mine Today by smartn09(m): 6:13pm On Mar 19, 2016
Tallesty1:
Nope..... But it makes life easy for me bro, moreover, there's nothing that phone can do that a 70k android phone cannot do.
ohi friend, there are a lot it can do! The power alone is solar charge. It deserves the price if not more.
Romance / Re: 8 Misplaced Attributes Guys Check In A Lady That Land Them Into Bad Relationship by smartn09(m): 9:03pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hattchett:
[b]Here comes the inbred retard.
What do you get from compiling lists centred on peoples live, even though they are purely lies?

What do you gain from critically analysing the lives of people you don't know?

Does that makes you better than them, a happy person, pay your bills?

Do you know why they makes those choices?

Is it you fücking business how they chose/choose to live their life?

Did they come to you seeking for help?

NO!

So, I really don't see why you should get yourself involved in an act of maximum fückery such as this.

I thought your absence here was due to the fact that you have gotten a job, or, perharps, engrossed in a sober reflection, to find a way of bettering your wretched state, but no. You were prolly using you demonic lens to view and see into what goes on in the lives of people, and design it into an epistle, and then post it up and one brainless MOD sends it to the front page.

How can a man be this pathetic?

Don't you have priorities in life?

Where you brought forth to become a wasted entity on planet earth?

Do you want your mother to regret ever meeting your father?

Where is your dignity?

Such a scum of the earth!

After, we will blame Buhari for our problems when peeps like you are in hiding contributing to the woes of this country.

A wise move will be to mobilise willing hands and search every nook and cranny and smoke out all rumour mongers spreading lies and justice should do unto them what it deems fit.

May moloch fill your nights with heart-wrenching, terrifying nightmares!

Ewu of no comparison!
Useless fücktard![/b]
you're a fucking bastard, if everyone is like you , there won't be a place like nairaland, why not read your ass and Bleep out with your dumb brain .Has you created a single topic in this forum? I can see your father has wasted his precious sperm to born useless animal like you.monkey quote me and let me expose you to the public , born fool. I can't let you be discouraging our front page makers with your stupidity..... Nonsense!!!

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Having A Crush On Another Guy. by smartn09(m): 10:51am On Jan 19, 2016
scantee:
bro i understands u quite alright, my major concern here is that she seem to be confused about what she is doing as if she is under something, she is a different person when we are 2geda, we have issues mostly when she is school.
then you consult alfa/lfa.

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