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I have noticed over time that farts smell very stronger when you're bathing and this happens to be a general thing because my friends confirm that too..

Does this apply to you too and what could be the possibly reason behind it?

Please don't tell me you don't fart oo

Prophet Fay

As I went through the post, I thought of the last time I say a heart felt "Thank You" to my dad or even bought something special for him at of the blues and couldn't remember.

Even this Christmas, I have already bought some pair of shoes and bag for my mum, but didn't even buy any thing for him. I will always dismiss the thought with "what will you buy for someone that have everything, he can take care of himself".

Having thought it through, I will do something extraordinary for my dad, this Christmas to say thank you.

And then pray that my children will not always think that "he'll take care of himself".

Its part of the change naa

I see

I tried this year shaa, but most of my goals na penalty i use score.

Its this kind of small monies that EFCC is accused of not remiting into the FG account..

I will tell you how this will play out.

FG will increase the price more than they intend it to be, NLC will go on strike, then a concessus will be reached between the two parties to leave the price at a particular amount which was FG intended price.

Hmm, another police brutality... Part of the change?

You wouldn't blame the man, his principal is boring..

Not all girls shaa, some have grown pass phonetic.

outstandingsyll:
Please call my friend mercy today is her birthday 08134212742

does your friend work in the refineries?

Another deadline, the one you guys made about Boko haram is hanging on the loose.

Anyway, you guys are good at making promises you can't keep.

Somebody should please put me through here. So this group blocked the way of the military men, then the military men went on rampage and kill everything kill able, even a baby and raze their home and shrine, or is the shrine blocking the way too? Armoured vehicle was deployed to patrol the streets, chasing the civilians away..

There is more to this story than what is being told. I think its a premeditated plan to attack this sect.

I'm not a muslim, but I know what is wrong when I see one. This is wrong.

Hmmm

timilehin007:
praise GOD I see you actually wanted to be seen among FP commentors u actually got want u want

Isn't it a good way to spend time on a slow day?

They should name the child Lead..

If it's chasing traffic offenders is his priority, then he should be ready to sleep in the streets of Lagos.

Because Lagosians don't give up.

Don't forget to tell us how much ransom was paid..

kilokeys:
I know stupidity is evenly distributed amongst the population... But unfortunately , the North East has more than their share..



When I served in Taraba.. I unethically aided a student (female) during the waec Maths theory part.. With the construction question.


Only for me to come some moments later to see my arcs and fine lines redrawn with the pen..

Me : wtf, why?

She : Sir Sir, e no clear.. I con use beero do am so that e go clear

I rest my case

you shouldn't blame the girl naa, your work was not clear

I can't help but laugh out loud..

This is ode raise to power 2, like the ones I met during my service year in Kogi state.

If poverty push people to steal, then I would have been a first class armed robber, but while poverty is pushing some people to steal, the same poverty is pushing some others to make meaning of their lives.

The only difference is choice.

The topic suppose to read, "Two native doctors confess to killing people"

Because the only difference between this two is that one is on suit, while the other is on wrapper and palm leaves..

Fear God and Women, so that you days may be long.

soleexx:
You will board a plane sometime in next year! Country or State of destination I don't know! If you believe! Just give the poor anything u can afford before christmas

I strongly believe, and will do just that.. Thank you

Interesting

His health status have also 'change'. Everything is changing, isn't that what we voted for?

I don't mind doing the two..

6: High cost of data bundle in Nigeria.
Just go to Spectranet, they will explain better.
7: Inadequate power supply.
Do I need to talk much on this, isn't it obvious.

He's best answer will be that the situation is under control and any one found wanting will be properly prosecuted.

Its 14 days to the end of the December deadline. I don't want the deadline to 'change' too