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Ok, clap for Nigeria, they try...






Op, what else?

Unless it's also with free Visa card from a reputable bank, i ain't going anywhere..

They no born me well if i try am, if she no wan convert to my own religion, make she remain single naa...

I remember that guy and his tooth... He made me loss one of my tooth as a kid, then i didn't know there is something called 'film-tricks'...


RIP sir..

freshprincex49: What will they deny next? That the picture we all saw was photoshoped? Or that it was taken @ another event?..

I am slowly beggining to lose faith in this Government. How can people be so dumb and insensitive? Even if it were just for eye service, the presidency is supposed to distance itself from this man untill those allegations are cleared.

As I am typing this, my device will go off any moment because I've not had power supply for almost 48 hrs, yet somebody will tell me there is hope for this 'Hell' called Nigeria!

Leaders fail to understand that they will one day descend from the throne and give account of their actions! ......that day will surely come!

tolerance is all you need

When i was growing up, it use to be only rice and stew, rice jollof and that of banga stew.


But Modernisation has introduced us to Fried rice, Rice with sauce, coconut rice and different kind of ways to prepare our rice, leaving us confused of which one to choose.......



So of all the different ways to prepare rice, which one do you enjoy the most?

As for me, give me a well prepared Rice with sauce, then ask anything in my name, and i'll do it.

Let's hear you..

Am surprise APC is not yet blaming PDP and GEJ for this....


On a more serious note, Tinubu should please recover soon, so as to witness the defeat APC will suffer come 2015. Maybe then he will have a genuine reason to..... ..e

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Am not surprise Nigeria is not on that list, cause we're talking about real Education, not the scam we've here..

Mathematics again, just like other young Ph.D holders on the world, they mostly achieve the feat with Mathematics...


And yet they keep saying that it is the hardest subject.

From a proud member of the Calculus Family..

Chai... Onye eriri eri..

GANDALF1: Some pple do it because they are scared to say something that will hurt you. Its normal in relationships where one person has more love than the other.

my dear, it is not a matter of trying not to hurt someone, it's a case where you offended someone or say something that boiled someone up, who then tries to express how angry s/he is, you just keep mute instead of apologising or explaining yourself and in the process making a fool of the person..

I hate it with passion..

Have you been given the silent treatment before, a case where you're trying to make a case with someone that offended you, and s/he just kept silent on you, leaving you to be barking like a mad dog... Some people have an 'A1' in that, and even when they're wrong, you may end up being the one apologising for peace to reign..

Have you ever been given the silent treatment?

$139million!!! Just for a house, Is this the type we're promised in Heaven...

My hope is built on nothing less.....





On Christ the solid rock i stand
All other ground is sinking sand,
All other ground is sinking sand....

Paying #50 to upto 20 police checkpoints in a 60km journey...




The #50 is negotiable and can be reviewed to #100 depending on the illiteracy level of the policeman..

That's great..

She ll win ofcourse, it's on her DNA..

AriDsexy: Don't tell me you won't go if its something very important.

I don't think a colleague's birthday party is that important. Do you?

And am planning on going to Port Harcourt next week...


Port Harcourt can wait, Ebola can't...

I was taught that we're the leaders of 2moro.. That was the biggest lie ever cause Buhari is still vying for president 27yrs on..

I tried that during my NYSC days, and believe me, the stress was not worth it. She nearly suffocate me... Even to look another woman yansh na wahala.





Little wonder an igbo adage says "oyi n'aka mma na mbiarute"

This boy's hand is bigger than some guys dick..

iamsegsy: Tinz lyk dis makes me thank God for creating me in HIS image.

are you trying to say that the boy was created in Sango's image or what?

In Nigeria's politics, it's the more you look, the less you see..

pardon my ignorance, please who is a resident doctor..

What qualifies one to be one.?

And what's so important about them..

That's good for him, i am building a bomb detection center for my community..









I am serving in Adamawa..

Until nobody comes to ur wedding because of a heavy downpour, you'll know what u did 2 urself...

Ok..

BannedPhil0: Come, e still remain. Come out for thanksgiving/testimony this Sunday + share rice and drinks for everyone in church too.

Its worth celebrating

Who did you say created Nairaland

Sango