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See what APC has reduced PDP to.. They've now learnt how to make noise too..

FFN

Am not trying to be rude, but maybe it's because a typical American woman is stoopid, their clave for black dick is what make them very gullible..

Even with this report, they'll still always fall for scammer wit the hope that she'll get laid..

Some men adviced Gowon to close the Cameroonian borders so as to prevent food and other relief materials from entering the Biafran territory and eventually many women and children were starved to death.

God ll forever punish those men, even in their death..

She would've introduce the child to her stealing ways and causing more nuisance to the world in the process, the child would've been more vicious and deadly, killing innocent people as he steal.

So maybe he did the world a good without knowing it.

If someone had kill Shekau's mother when she was pregnant, many people caught in his bomb blasts would've still be alive by now.

Am just saying that everything that happens in this world, happen for a reason..

I know some APC members ll be like this is not going happen again, because the lawmakers met with the president.

But they are wrong, because just like the BH boys must ve learnt by now, WE DON'T NEGOCIATE WITH TERRORIST.

Self servicing biko..


You can stop womanizing, but it ll take grace to stop self servicing..

So he can teach his strikers how to dive..

And am here making noise with my naira change, while they are competing with dollar billions..


Oluwa bless me properly

Before the Nairaland compulsory leave, we've been mesmerised by the posts and comments of yusedo,cheif sweetus 1 of banana iceland, who is still one of the best clown and funny character we've here, though he has been quiet a lot lately.

But after the break, the trio of Blockus, Madcow1 and Scapegoat came on board their tools and literally crack our ribs.

These guys put so much energy and precision on their comic comments and post that you ll not a choice than to atleast smile no matter how bad your day is. Many of you'll bear me witness.


But who do you think is leading the pack?? Just for the fun of it.

I'll go with Madcow1, that guy is not of this world, i swear..

One place i know this can never happen is Nigeria, even Obasanjo couldn't go through with his 3rd term agenda talk more of life presidency.




Na through bluetooth they go use kill you if wan try am here.

SpaceGoat: my new crush

do you want to crush all the girls here.. lol

Keep talking..

How i wish my mum read this when i was growing..


The only practical way she helped me then was flogging me until i prefer the teachers cane to hers, then running after the teachers cane than sitting back to receive hers.

She made it clear, it's either you walk to school, or i flog you to school. Either ways, you must be in school every morning.

ok

freecocoa: @ comments.


Living with another human being isn't easy at all, we all have our excesses that's why we should train ourselves to be tolerant(to an extent atleast).

All I can say is that, having the roommate I had, taught me that trusting people should be the last thing you do in whatever you do with them and that no matter how one pretends, their true colors eventually surface, one thing I give her is being excellently neat, she got an A+ in that area.

you trusted her with your guy and she gave him the p-treatment??

hahahaahhaha.. You guys won't kill me this evening..

This is for the ladies..

Where is my shaving bic

Godspearl: I had a lot of roommates while in school (15) 4 in a room from 100level to 600 except 200 when I stayed off-campus.100 level 1of my roommate ok my bunkky like putting her stuffs on my bed cuz I was closer to d wardrobe which I don't like,400 level 1 of my roomate farts too much chai,500level my coursemate who happens to be my roommate uses my stuff without my consent and she begs too much(ojukokoro),600level my roommate brings too many guys into d room which makes me uncomfortable. I also av my flaws cuz I have terrible mood swings and can talk to u dis minute and d next minute I don't wanna talk to u.Queen Idia Hall...Live and Let's Live

chai, you sure knows how to pick the wrong roommates..

Was that a hostel or a domitary?

hmmm

one word i know that is not in the dictionary of a Nigerian politician is Resignation..

In the spirit of sportmanship

haha

Nigeria has played a fast one on FIFA..

They did them, the more you look, the less you see..

Frankly speaking, i am dumbfounded..

Hahaha, Hell rufai thinks he's the only one can tweet abi..

I stayed with one roommate all through my years in school, he was my friend, a companion and cool to be with.

But he had this habit of smoking weed, my guy loves his weed, he doesn't joke with it, and this his habit always have an adverse effect on our foodstuffs, because you'll agree with me that a typical weed smoker eats 5 times more than he should eat. Though it didn't bring us problem as guys that we are, this is one habit i had to put up with my roommate when we were in school. He's now an Engr and really doing well for himself.

On the other hand, he sleeps outside most of the nights, cause a 'sister' of mine will always come around for a visit. And am sure that is one thing he dislike about me.

So what is/was it you put up with your roommate when in school?
Or are the both of you saints?

He's my age mate, but am not 19,,

Thats good..


With all those children and more coming, he sure should be called baba.

Who ll we ask then


the dead?

I can't wear a tatoo, but i love girls that wear one..

patiently waiting for my EPL,before I recharge my cable...

Commonwealth ko, valuedpoverty ni

The languages..