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Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Gabriel Suswam, Guns, Keys Of 45 Exotic Cars, Ammunition Recovered by SmartyPants(m): 10:53pm On Feb 26, 2017
bendike:
protecting himself i guess grin
As an ex-governor he already would have had a permanent security detail...na wa o!
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Gabriel Suswam, Guns, Keys Of 45 Exotic Cars, Ammunition Recovered by SmartyPants(m): 7:31pm On Feb 26, 2017
mini-uzi and ak47 shocked huh what is this man doing with those?
TV/Movies › Re: TTT Is A Married Man - Ese Tells Bisola by SmartyPants(m): 5:02pm On Feb 26, 2017
redgem:
she should have just been straight forward with her and not say it was just a dream....
I don't watch the show, but i presume that doing as you said would lead to her blowing her cover as a fake housemate, since she would have to explain how she came about the info.
Celebrities › Re: Maje Ayida Files N100m Defamation Suit Against Toke Makinwa by SmartyPants(m): 3:29pm On Feb 25, 2017
Berbierklaus:
She wrote about what he did to her.

I'm sure her lawyers will do a good job,he is getting nada.
let me simplify it for you:

If she was abused in anyway, the right channel to process her grievance was with the police and subsequently in a court of law. Since she never did so all along, when this case gets to court, the burden of evidence is entirely on her. This means that she must find reliable ways to prove that Maje Aiyida did indeed do all the things she claimed he did. How is she going to prove allegations of cheating and battery and what not?

Plus as Maje Aiyida's lawyers will surely point out, there is a strong case for malicious intent.
Celebrities › Re: Maje Ayida Files N100m Defamation Suit Against Toke Makinwa by SmartyPants(m): 3:23pm On Feb 25, 2017
She probably gon have to part with some cool cash to settle this case
Romance › Re: My Photo File by SmartyPants(m): 3:38am On Feb 25, 2017
I see so much glorying in the past here...taking pride in a glorious history instead of creating a glorious future
Family › Re: Mother Receives Ford Jeep Gift From Her Son (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 3:28pm On Feb 24, 2017
To the people sending messages to their moms here on nairaland.. What do you think you are doing?
Family › Re: Your Dad Or Your Husband: Wives, Who Would You Obey? by SmartyPants(m): 7:14pm On Feb 23, 2017
If I say get in the car and she sits down then she shall remain seated for life.

Seems like most of you don't understand what it means when the bible says "What God has joined together, let NO MAN put asunder".

A married woman is purely under her husband.
Forum Games › Re: Are You Smart? Crack The Code!! by SmartyPants(m): 9:44am On Feb 23, 2017
@ Moscobabs 042
Christianity Etc › Re: EFCC Church Billboard Spotted In Benin by SmartyPants(m): 8:55am On Feb 22, 2017
But the full name of the Church is clearly given. So what if the acronym is the same as that of the economic and financial crimes commission?

Who says it was deliberate?
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Soma And A Lady With Bulge At Amin Concert Got Guys Talking Online by SmartyPants(m): 5:41pm On Feb 21, 2017
AngelicBeing:
Camel toe >>>>Camel toe, or cameltoe, is a slang term that refers to the outline of a woman's labia majora in tightly fitting clothes. Owing to a combination of anatomical factors wink
That is the wrong location for cameltoe... The vagina should be further down..what we are seeing in that pic is more like pubic hair
Family › Re: Pls Help, My Mum Is Suffering From Megalomania And Am Begining To Hate Her. by SmartyPants(m): 1:33pm On Feb 20, 2017
You thought of committing suicide because of your mom's megalomania (as described by yo)?

Are you sure you are not the one in need of help?
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Richer Than RCCG As Lecturer – Adeboye by SmartyPants(m): 9:40am On Feb 20, 2017
Ovokoo:
What he means is that he was richer then but not now oo.
It's like you have serious comprehension challenges.
Politics › Re: What The Constitution Says About The Civilian Wearing The Military Uniform by SmartyPants(m): 7:44pm On Feb 19, 2017
nwadiuko1:
meaning you are assumed to be giulty until you prove your innocence?
In a case where you are caught with items that suggest an intention to commit, yes. It works the same way everywhere; for example, if you are found with tens of thousands in cash in the UK, you can be detained until you provide a suitable explanation of why you have such an amount of cash in your possession.
Politics › Re: What The Constitution Says About The Civilian Wearing The Military Uniform by SmartyPants(m): 5:51pm On Feb 19, 2017
nwadiuko1:
i think the onus is on whoever that is taking you to court....to prove that you actually have intent to impersonate.....
Nope. Where a officer has reasonable reason to suspect that you intend to commit an offence by virtue of your being found in possession of such items as might be used for such crime, the onus is entirely on you to prove your innocence
Crime › Re: Lekki Police Brutalise LASU Student For Pleading With Them To Leave Vulcaniser by SmartyPants(m): 4:38pm On Feb 19, 2017
"I tried to plead with them to let him fix back my tire since he had removed it already. While still pleading with him, my sister came to me crying that she was punched in the eyes by a mobile police man."

I am all for holding these guys accountable but let us start with the full details!

The mobile police men didn't start with punching the man but instead punched the lady? What led up to that?
Politics › Re: What The Constitution Says About The Civilian Wearing The Military Uniform by SmartyPants(m): 4:30pm On Feb 19, 2017
Naijiant:
I have highlighted the relevant part of the law. It is not an offence to wear military or police uniform unless you wear it with the intent to impersonate a soldier or a policeman.
That intention will be objectively judged though. Merely protesting that "i did not intend to impersonate a soldier or policeman" will not suffice before a judge.
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! I Now Have Zero Interest In Religious Activites by SmartyPants(m): 4:26pm On Feb 19, 2017
Hurlstarling:
I remember so vivid then how ecstatic I was in God's presence. Full of life and joy, in fact led praises in youth gatherings. So it becomes quite unbelievable how vast things have changed over the course of three years, and how well I personally have changed.

The beginning of this I cannot pinpoint. However, the causes I can suggest. Over the years I have become an active thinker with logic dominating most of my reasonings. These registered quite a lot of dissonance in what I used to belief and what reality presents as same it has helped in understanding the universe and God purpose for humanity, and what he is doing to achieve this despite the human race being unappreciative. Also, my not so interested in many things and zero emotional level could have also contributed to the lack of Joy in God's presence, since Joy is positively heightened emotion. This then stands not the problem: "My inability to make use of my gift."

As a thinker I do so well in the line of writing, so the gift of writing which is intellectual I exhibit without restraint despite my personality, in fact it favours it. My other gift which propels this piece is the gift of worship: I am a songwriter and singer.

Unable, is the verb that relates to this gift. Of course I try my best going to church despite my so restrained spectrum of interest. That wouldn't be a problem, the problem is the joy is not so much there: the need to be part of what they do. I see choristers sing and every time I wish I can be part of that, sing with them to the God of my fathers. The gift is there, I have written hundreds of songs, taught couples in the past, still write, just I can't exhibit the will to sing or teach them any longer. I am approaching zero level of interest in spiritual activities. Conflicting is I still love God having understand his plan for humanity. So the author is not an, and can never be an atheist. This is evident in my coming novel "A Loveline" (I will like you read it).


So, if anyone knows how, and how and well, well and good, efficient practical not spiritually placed steps to exercise this music skills of mine in God's presence as I expressly do here with my writing skills, I will be glad to see it shared.

I don't want it wasted.

-Hurlstarling.
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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls Between 20 - 25 Should Not Date Guys Their Age by SmartyPants(m): 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2017
redbeans:
you right but age is a major factor. Accept it, a lot of guys (not all) 20 - 25 act immaturedly.
Guy if not for attention-seeking why would you come up with this half-thought out post? I am older than the age-range you described so i will tell you the truth disspassionately:

In my experience the difference in ages should not exceed 4-5 years. A girl of 20 has very little chance of connecting well with a man of 30; her ideal mate will probably be a boy of about 22.

In our generation, women below 22/23 are still very childish in a lot of ways, and enjoy a different lifestyle. They are still moved by flashy things, swag, going to parties etc, whereas a man of 30 might or should be a lot calmer. Talking about immaturity, i have had several experiences with girls of that age-range where you agree to keep what happened in vegas in vegas, but a few days later all her friends and her spiritual leader know about what happened.

Your points 1 and 3 (which are essentially the same point) show your limited experience. You fail to realize that from 26-30 and above, a single man is not typically looking for a girl who only wants to spend his money on frivolous nonsense, but appreciates a woman with whom he can have a serious discussion over serious things like whether to get a new apartment or buy a new car. Small girls cannot even go there.
NYSC › Re: Corpers' Place Of Primary Assignment In Ogun: Could This Be The Worst PPA Ever? by SmartyPants(m): 3:17pm On Feb 17, 2017
martineverest:
what is wrong having PPA here?

Is it worse than sambisa forest?

U are serving ur father's land not urself
Lets get things straight. Does the fatherland gain any extra benefit from corpers going through unnecessary hardship?
Politics › Re: Bombs Rain On Maiduguri As Boko Haram Fighters Attempt To Overrun The City by SmartyPants(m): 12:40pm On Feb 17, 2017
sarrki:
The former administration of Goodluck Jonathan fought tooth and nail to combat these terrorists, but there seemed to be no positive change and improvements in this regard, with these individuals launching fresh attacks on innocent citizens of the country.
Boko Haram grew out of proportion due to corruption and lack of western education by the youths
Okay, now that you have stated the obvious, what are you really driving at?

I'm genuinely interested in knowing what point you are trying to make.
Politics › Re: Soldier Writes Love Note With His Bullets (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:31am On Feb 17, 2017
Onyochejohn:
This small lady violated military code, he should be sent to guard room for 6months, a distracted soldier is a dead soldier. At front line, your rifle is your girl friend, mother , father , and best friend , we know you miss home, you need to do what you needed to get home, not this child play, you are fvcking distracted man. You need to be punished for that. BTW, I'm not talking to civilians oh so don't qout me
Will you shut up? What do you know of military code?

To think it is even one silly little twit running her mouth
Politics › Re: Soldier Writes Love Note With His Bullets (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:27am On Feb 17, 2017
Be strong bro! I appreciate your service.

But those fingers in the last pic tho shocked
Webmasters › Re: HELP! My 4years Blog Is Missing by SmartyPants(m): 8:05am On Feb 17, 2017
gidimasters:
Yes bro... I've showed him everything...

It's either the blog was deleted intentionally by the second admin or its was deleted by someone else using the 2nd admins account...


But the blog deletion, isn't related to the main admin
Wow. Thanks for helping
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Nobody Wants To Sit Next To Tiffany Trump" At NYFW Show (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:03am On Feb 17, 2017
hucienda:
This bullying by the far left liberals is becoming sth else.

Is one no longer free to have a different political view again?

“Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.”

― William F. Buckley Jr.
Wonderful. I have discovered that the average liberal is an unrepentant bully
Webmasters › Re: HELP! My 4years Blog Is Missing by SmartyPants(m): 7:57am On Feb 17, 2017
gidimasters:
Yes.... His blog was deleted by the second admin...
Is this confirmed?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri's Post About Ladies' Virginity Got Him Slammed By Twitter User by SmartyPants(m): 2:15pm On Feb 16, 2017
Male kids don't have a "seal". There is nothing inherently wrong with comparing women to products especially when you practise a culture that believes in bride price!
Sports › Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Joins Coventry City by SmartyPants(m): 12:47pm On Feb 14, 2017
Sezua:
One of Naija finest footballer.
Thats right. Too bad he somewhat ruined his legacy for the national team but Yakubu was a class player.
Family › Re: Guy Pranks His Mother Over Pregnancy And This Happened (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:32pm On Feb 13, 2017
hmmm...but which mother calls her son a coward in this context?

Plus her post is surprisingly well punctuated for someone who is meant to be in a rage... we all know how we misspell things when texting in anger.

Nice try tho!
Politics › Re: CNN Confirm Trump Buhari Phone Calls by SmartyPants(m): 8:44pm On Feb 13, 2017
Its also on bbc
Crime › Re: RSS Officials Storm Abule-Egba Roundabout Following Reports Of Unrest (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 8:36pm On Feb 13, 2017
The Nigerian police force has got to be the most potbellied police force in the world... It is now alarming. Its one thing for senior officers to be out of shape but totally inexcusable for these ones because they are the ones to do the manual work and they are meant to be fit.

I mena, these ones are called rapid response squad...i can imagine with those potbellies they must be anything but rapid undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Splashes N25m On Miracle Armed Robbery Survivor (Graphic Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 10:00am On Feb 13, 2017
Why are robbers so cruel? embarassed

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