Nairaland General › Re: The 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by SmartyPants(m): 12:20am On Mar 06, 2017 |
This is outstanding! I read every single one |
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by SmartyPants(m): 11:18pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
davidif: Wow! Typical Naija mentality. No matter What it's always the woman's fault.
Even if it's her fault at least she has left the church so how is she at fault? Why not blame the fact that a guy who said till death do us part to someone else is seeking to be close to a single girl. Hey faggott!! Get off my mentions! |
Food › Re: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by SmartyPants(m): 5:56pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
def between bae and mom... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by SmartyPants(m): 5:00pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
BoboYekini: Where do you all get this strange idea that she must have feelings for the creep? This is obviously a sexual predator hovering over a shy girl and catching cheap thrills. No doubt a loud overbearing youth 'leader'. Every church has the one. Listen Refiner, stop being a wispy wallflower. Men can smell weakness and it's easy pickings for the hyenas. #truth And by the way, whatever happened to going to church where your family attends? Small girls be forming Van Damme. Where you suppose put your foot down, mba. Na to dey do agidi 'I will choose myself'. You had it coming. Didn't you read through her opening post? Primary evidence: 1. She stated that the guy likes talking to her. This implies she was doing some talking back. 2. The man called her his best friend openly, which ordinarily a man would only do if he has enough reason to believe that he enjoys at least a close friendship with the lady in question. Interestingly, in her OP, she never denies this friendship. 3. She never makes mention of having any issues with this man's closeness to her. Actually form her write up, her only problem is the look the woman gives her. 4. She mentioned that the guy keeps a seat for her. Which she voluntarily used to occcupy ostensibly until the noticed the uncomfortable look from the wife. 5. The wife was begging her "with her eyes", which means to the wife, the young lady is complicit, which implies that she may have behaved in a way that demonstrated some form of reciprocity. Secondary evidence: 1. Young girls are impressionable and easily attracted to leaders. Especially charismatic young leaders. 2. Further, the easiest way to make a woman fall for you and stay fallen for you, is to show her emotional affection. This guy has done that to the point where he considers her his best friend. 3. I have discovered by practical experience, that women very easily cross emotional lines without admitting it. I have had my friends girlfriends saying funny things to me, i have had my girlfriend's friends saying funny things to me, and even observed my some of my girlfriends behave in funny ways to other guys. To reach that level of friendship, where the man's wife became uncomfortable and the man could openly do the things he was doing, it takes two to tango. Fact. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by SmartyPants(m): 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
Refiner tell us the full story. The real reason you want to leave is not just because the man won't stop, it is because you actually have feelings for him. Not judging or trying to shame you here, but a problem correctly identified is a problem half solved.
You have correctly identified distance as the solution, however it is not necessarily physical distance but rather emotional distance that will work.
Or will you go through life leaving every church or quitting every job because a married man likes you? You are still emotionally vested in him, so for as much as you might ask him to stay away with your words, your body language is probably saying something else. Deal with your feelings for him and the problem is solved. |
Christianity Etc › Re: 13 Scriptures That Will Change Ladies From Entering Hell... By Watchman Peter by SmartyPants(m): 1:51pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
iykemoney90: What I see here is a clear misunderstanding of these verses. The first type of clothes God gave to Adam & Eve was plant leaves he sewed together. Why don't you go back and sew plant leaves and wear? Did Moses that gave the law at Deuteronomy wear trousers as a man? Why are men wearing trousers? What this gullible Christian don't understand is that things evolve and the world go with the trends. My grandfather tied wrapper during his time. What will people say when I tie wrapper today. Abeg let us understand these scriptures well before coming here to write nonsense. You talking about forgetting things of the world. The phone you are using, did it come from heaven? It was animal skin (leather) not plant leaves Mr. man. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Rejected British Offer To Rescue Seized Chibok Schoolgirls - GUARDIAN UK by SmartyPants(m): 1:10pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
boostdom: Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal. With the benefit of hindsight, we can begin to examine this case more objectively.
The Governor of Borno state-Shettima, ignored security reports and counsels from the Federal Govt and WAEC about possible security threat and why the exam should not hold particularly in Chibok. WAEC have shown the correspondences to this fact. But this man as the Chief Security Officer ignored these warnings and promised security for the girls. He betrayed the girls by failing to heed warnings and by allowing the exam proceed without security. He was a serving Governor and couldn't be prosecuted. https://www.thecable.ng/shettima-set-chibok-girls-says-fani-kayode
Now, this same man rather than communicate with the higher ups about the kidnap decided to keep quiet. His reasoning? He believed the President would have been briefed. By whom? By security agencies OUTSIDE his state. Or perhaps he was waiting for the President to call him first. http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/201163-i-not-call-jonathan-chibok-girls-abducted-boko-haram-borno-governor-shettima.html
Based on this lethargy from the CSO of the state, it would be rational to assume probable cause for the President to proceed cautiously. It is pertinent to point out that coincidentally, the Governor was from the opposition party.
The agreement signed with the US, UK and France was for them to provide additional intelligence services and platform and the Nigerian security services will handle the intrusion. But these countries, particularly the UK didn't want that. They cited Nigerian military human rights record and wouldn't even provide the required platform. According to a former British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Dr Andrew Pocock disclosed that both the British and United States governments knew where some of the Chibok schoolgirls kidnapped by Boko Haram members were but refused to help or share that information. http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/21/uk-us-governments-knew-location-of-chibok-girls-but-refused-to-rescue-them-ex-british-high-commissioner/
As much as this was an emotional issue, it was also one of national importance. It's hard trusting your partners if they won't keep their end of a treaty, won't provide platform and additional intelligence service and glaring refusal to rescue when they had the chance. Telling such blatant lies even on a sunday?? Regarding your first point which is just an allegation made by Femi Fani KAyode, an irresponsible loud-mouth who nobody takes serious, this is what he actually said: “The governor must give account to God and to the Nigerian people for what he has done to those girls. We are accusing him of being responsible for the abduction of the Chibok girls because he was warned by the federal government and by the West African Examination Council (WAEC) not to allow the examination take place in Chibok" Yet you have insinuated that the federal government did not know about the security situation. Regarding your second lie, that the US, UK refused to act or share the information they had, this is what the article in the link you posted really says: “A couple of months after the kidnapping, fly-bys and an American eye in the sky spotted a group of up to 80 girls in a particular spot in the Sambisa forest, around a very large tree, called locally the Tree of Life, along with evidence of vehicular movement and a large encampment.
“A land-based attack would have been seen coming miles away and the girls killed, an air-based rescue, such as flying in helicopters or Hercules, would have required large numbers and meant a significant risk to the rescuers and even more so to the girls.
“You might have rescued a few but many would have been killed. My personal fear was always about the girls not in that encampment — 80 were there, but 250 were taken, so the bulk were not there. What would have happened to them? You were damned if you do and damned if you don’t.”You are such a piece of work. The article never once even hints at anyone refusing to share intel. I dare you to produce the text where such is stated! Further, it is clear that there was no refusal to act, but rather an inability to do so at that specific point in time. Liar!! |
Romance › Re: This Is The Best Way To Reply A Girl That Is Forming Hard To Get by SmartyPants(m): 8:44pm On Mar 04, 2017 |
tamertery: She just needs it for the WEDDING night, the next time you enter and its wider than that iron bucket we used back at sec school, then she would play the "boosting your ego" card and say, 'honey, it's your dick that open it like this o' And I am very sure that you are not going to tell her that your dick ain't as big as shs exergerating it to be now, would you?  I can tell if a woman is lying about her virginity...pussy size is not the only give away |
Romance › Re: This Is The Best Way To Reply A Girl That Is Forming Hard To Get by SmartyPants(m): 1:27pm On Mar 04, 2017 |
tamertery: Vagina tightening cream  ...will not make a ho a virgin |
Family › Re: Husband Waits To Have Sex Until Marriage . . . Then Learns Wife Is 4 Months Preg by SmartyPants(m): 11:44am On Mar 04, 2017 |
Jabioro: Your religious life had give you costly life experience. Your preacher and council of elders what do they got to say in this kind of situation? I guess. What God have joined together let nobody put asunder... Wicked woman.. sorry.. Learn to be liberal, Baba himself was a liberal otherwise the world would no longer exist. Will you shut up? |
Family › Re: My Boss Is Threatening My Marriage by SmartyPants(m): 9:42am On Mar 03, 2017 |
Yorubest: Good morning family
I can't sleep and cried all night
I've been married for 3yrs with a son
Before getting married I dated my husband for less than a year and everything was fine.
I don't want to bore you with the details but before getting married, my husband and I agreed to be honest and tell each other everything. I told him about my previous affairs and he didn't have problem with it but I couldn't tell him about the one with my present GM because I still work with him.
Somehow, he got to find out through one his friends who knows my boss. It's not as if he was told the details but he came from a meeting last Friday asking so many questions. It was about my boss and I had to confess to him.
Although what I had with my boss was a fling, he felt I was too cheap as he never asked me out but told me meet him in his house when his wife was away and I did and it happened. Just twice.
My husband keeps saying he doesn't trust me anymore. He's stopped touching me and he rarely talks to me and raises his voice now
He has a good job that pays well and his salary dwarfs mine but I love the job and my career.
What can I do to win him back? I'm confused. Help. No insults please
royalroy You've had previous affairs? Why do you keep cheating on your husband after just 3 years? |
Romance › Re: Looking For A Work Out Buddy by SmartyPants(m): 2:55am On Mar 03, 2017 |
Graceyxo: Dude, its spelt ffucktard. I combined fuckingretarded so that the website doesn't change it. I also added two f's in the spelling for the same reason. Grow a brain before you comment on my post next time! just playin with u beetch...  better chill and obviously i mispelled the word for the same reason you did |
Romance › Re: Looking For A Work Out Buddy by SmartyPants(m): 2:09am On Mar 03, 2017 |
Graceyxo: Yeah, like I'd listen to the opinion of a fuckingretard who uses 'q' in place of 'g'. I know how to work out dummy, I just needed someone to make it more interesting and on like you, I wouldn't just meet a stranger in an unknown location. Everything was well thought out before the post was created, so gtfo of here! Plz for future reference the word is person  edit: can't belive these people changed forktard to person  |
Romance › Re: Lagos Big Girl Flaunts Her Massive B**bs On Instagram - Men Gone Wild by SmartyPants(m): 4:44pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
She's a big girl alright!  |
Romance › Re: See The Hilarious Response This Lady Got Over Her Bf's Manhood by SmartyPants(m): 12:50pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
Lunagirl: Answering my question with questions 
Smart pants  |
Nairaland General › Re: Snakes My Brother Killed Last Night (pics) by SmartyPants(m): 12:47pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
izzou:

Very soon, the next generation will only see snakes in pictures
I know a mod who can tell us the species but I won't mention his name.
Just wake me up when we get to the promised Kingdom
 They would be lucky! |
Romance › Re: See The Hilarious Response This Lady Got Over Her Bf's Manhood by SmartyPants(m): 12:43pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
Lunagirl: How many girls have you slept with that you know so much about the differences of their body parts? Or you are talking based on what other people are saying? Do i sound like i am speaking based on what others are saying? |
Travel › Re: "My Nasty Encounter With South African High Commission" by SmartyPants(m): 11:08am On Mar 02, 2017 |
ifyalways: She's not serious sha.
It's always clearly stated on all embassy websites to :
Never purchase tickets until you get your visa.
Apply as early as possible.
No fixed or stipulated time frame for visa processing.
If I were a visa consular staff, after reading this her rant and especially seeing she referred to them as lazy, we'll dump her application at the bottom of the pile for two more months and still deny her visa.
Her sense of entitlement is too much. Betraying your own unprofessional attitude |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Full Squad List For Upcoming Friendly Matches. by SmartyPants(m): 11:04am On Mar 02, 2017 |
abescom: I am not. He is at least under good coaches even if he is not playing. 75% o f our players hardly play for their clubs anyway. Good coaches are everywhere...what a player at his age needs is competitive game time |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Full Squad List For Upcoming Friendly Matches. by SmartyPants(m): 8:59am On Mar 02, 2017 |
abescom: Can't find Mikel in the list. Guess the coach already trusts him and wants to try out other players.
He should ensure we get both Lookman of Everton and Solanke at Chelsea. Both seem to be quality players and at the right clubs for their development.
Good to see Victor Osimen got a chance. Lad was immense at the under 17 world cup. ur kidding ryt? |
Romance › Re: See The Hilarious Response This Lady Got Over Her Bf's Manhood by SmartyPants(m): 4:39pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
Lunagirl: Yes na. Size matters 100%. Yes it does but its not only male size that matters. Female size matters too...some of you are just a gaping canyon down there while others would complain that two fingers is too much... I hope you are not in the canyon class ma? |
Sports › Re: MFM FC Striker Nominated For CNN Goal Of The Week Award by SmartyPants(m): 9:10am On Mar 01, 2017 |
Best thing is, Nigerian league is finally looking presentable  |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 6:55pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Idydarling: the hediot thought I was referring to his limp member, who has the small brain now? ? Idiok mkpo urua lol... so what word were you referring to? i dare you to say something sensible |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 6:20pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Idydarling: tiny ××× dick is spelt with four letters o...fat face, small brain?  |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 5:55pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 5:48pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Idydarling: I only responded according to ur signature. .. u actually went to my profile to check me out b4 replying? Thanks for the fat face compliment tho, I'm in love with it. Great Don't forget to quote me for more compliments whenever you are feeling unloved. I'm here for you. |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 5:25pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Idydarling: you're indeed a SHEEPle So now that you have mentioned me with your fat face, are you feeling better about your life? |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 3:12pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Womanitarian: Bad idea if u ask me Lol if you are afraid, simply use a stick to pry the mouth open |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 2:16pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
DavidEsq: So u mean one wld have to steel himself and open the mouth of a snake to check for its venomous disposition and stand d risk of being relocated to the great beyond abi? Com ehn, just maintain urself there My friend i meant after killing it |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 1:24pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
YomiYarzo: This looks like the green mamba, its a highly venomous snake with very high mortality rate in recorded cases I highly doubt that given that the Green mamba is not thought to have Nigeria as its habitat. Also Green mambas scarecly make human contact because they are tree dwellers and typically very shy. Lastly, they are bright green/yellowish green unlike the darker garter/garden snake. |
Nairaland General › Re: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 1:04pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Horlawoomey: I was sitting down quietly today when a man very close to my site ran out with underwear claiming he saw a snake very close to the wardrobe, instantly I alerted the abo.ki working with me, the guy knows how to kill snake very well. The Abok.i guy went inside the house alone and in less than 5 minutes came out with this deadly green snake.
We persuaded the owner of the house before he returned back to the house. Deadly? This looks like a harmless garden snake The simple way to tell is to open its mouth and check for fangs...if it has ordinary teeth without fangs, then its harmless/non-poisonous |
Phones › Re: The Too Many Lies And Fake Lives Being Lived On Social Media: My Experience by SmartyPants(m): 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
I like to read but on this occasion i must say the point could have been made well within three paragraphs! |