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Christianity Etc › Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by SmartyPants(m): 2:21pm On Apr 16, 2017
ifenes:
Unfortunately I am not seeking for attention, I'm only commenting as I have a universal right to comment on whatever I feel is worth a comment. How that is your problem is what you should explain.
1. Sure you have a right to comment on whatever you want. I am sure you cannot see any place in my comment where i asked you not to comment.

2. I just observed something interesting about you and your comment and i think you would benefit from learning more about yourself.

So now that i have explained, how about you? Care to explain your own motivation for leaving such a comment?
Christianity Etc › Re: Grieve Not The Holy Spirit by SmartyPants(m): 2:06pm On Apr 16, 2017
ifenes:
It is a pity mr adeboye actually thinks Jesus died for him.
You must pride yourself on being what some would call a "logical thinker". So ask yourself, logically, why you felt the need to say what you said. Are you looking for attention and validation?

Why is it that deep inside you you are not content to live your live according to your belief but simply must literally go out of your way to say something that has no effect on the person you are speaking about?

Is it attention you really want? Why do you need attention so bad?
Crime › Re: Man Chains His Wife To Generator In Ogun From Dusk To Dawn by SmartyPants(m): 6:53pm On Apr 15, 2017
HisSexcellency:
Sometimes I just wonder if most people reason with same brain matter like me.
Why on earth would you remain married to a woman you feel unsafe to be with to the point of chaining her at night. And the woman still continued living in that house and cooking his meals, rat poison done finish for market?
use your brain to read please!! The incident occurred on one night only
Sports › Re: Rohr: "Nigerian Players Lie About Their Age, That's Why I Hardly Invite Them" by SmartyPants(m): 2:38am On Apr 15, 2017
you dont want to invitee nigerian playeers because they lie about their real ages? okay na go and invite camerounians.

undecided
Crime › Re: Chuks Okebata's Father Places N2m Bounty For His Son's Killers by SmartyPants(m): 12:06am On Apr 15, 2017
bettercreature:
I thought police reportedly found the killers few weeks ago
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/03/killers-of-us-army-veteran-chuks.html
Just one short paragraph and you couldnt read...yet you could browse the web to find that link...

wonderful
Food › Re: Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Fish Roll by SmartyPants(m): 4:30pm On Apr 14, 2017
PhemPhetal:
Nice. but am new welcome me.
why should anyone welcome you?
Sports › Re: Victor Anichebe Takes To Prayers And Bible To Help His Relegation Bound Team by SmartyPants(m): 4:25pm On Apr 14, 2017
BABANGBALI:
My club beated them some weeks ago
your cub beated them? really? wow...must have been amazing to see a football clube beated uno...

amazing

Romance › Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:42am On Apr 14, 2017
vayne:
If it stinks,she's got virginal infection.
My point is 80% of farts during sex is from the puss.y.
Assuming that that statistic is accurate, that still leaves a 20% margin for the op to be right about what he is describing. Which means you have no right to be so insistent that you are right when you were not there.

Common sense.
Romance › Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:36am On Apr 14, 2017
vayne:
most inexperienced people refer to puss.y farts as regular farts since they are unsure which hole its coming out from,but only experience can teach you.
Can't you comprehend?
But you said it is odourless and he said it stinks...so what is your point again?
Romance › Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:14am On Apr 14, 2017
vayne:
So many kids on nairaland!
Its completely normal for girls to have pussy farts na,especially when you are doing it right,and it comes out of the pu5sy not asshol3.

Its also supposed to be ordourless.
But if you read his opening post you would have seen that he is talking about regular farts and he mentioned that they usually stink!

Cant you read?
Celebrities › Re: My Father Sent Me A Picture Of My Breast - Tboss by SmartyPants(m): 5:32pm On Apr 13, 2017
Publ1cEnemy:
yes... her mother is romanian
and all Romanians are gypsies?
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Replies A Fan That Wanted A Free Performance At Her Sister's Wedding by SmartyPants(m): 1:07pm On Apr 13, 2017
Michellla:
where did you see falz?
Look again. Look well this time.
Sports › Re: Leicester City, Wilfred Ndidi Dominant Performance Against Athletico In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 12:07pm On Apr 13, 2017
veekid:
If not for the penalty, it would have been goalless draw
lol... that is patently obvious sir
Politics › Re: General Victor Ezugwu Visits Soldiers In Sambisa Forest. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 8:03am On Apr 13, 2017
jforjudith:
Do you?
Actually, yes. But even at that am I the one playing oversabi and questioning a general of the Nigerian army?
Politics › Re: Police, Military Shoot-out In Yobe by SmartyPants(m): 8:12pm On Apr 12, 2017
AlphaStyles:
which mopol make dem clear space for army and mopol make we sea if mopol go remain alive. it's like saying a shark will be beaten by a sardine
Oga relax. Mopol are not ordinary police. In fact you should know that up north when the army clears an area, the mopol usually are the ones called in to hold it...of course the army is superior but not to the extent you lot are making it out to be
Politics › Re: Police, Military Shoot-out In Yobe by SmartyPants(m): 5:04pm On Apr 12, 2017
demo4ril97:
Military VS [color=#000000]Paramilitary[/color] = Real Madrid VS Kano Pillars. grin

BIG cheat!!!
it is more like Real madrid vs. tottenham
Politics › Re: Police, Military Shoot-out In Yobe by SmartyPants(m): 5:02pm On Apr 12, 2017
hmmm mobile police probably can challenge the army...should be an interesting fight. So long as they kill themselves and no other.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: "I Didn't Have Mouth Action With Thin Tall Tony" - Bisola by SmartyPants(m): 12:51pm On Apr 12, 2017
"the cameras can lie anyhow"

grin

sure...its the camera that is lying, not you.

idiot.
Sports › Re: Sunday Oliseh Survives Bomb Explosion In Dortmund by SmartyPants(m): 11:45am On Apr 12, 2017
RevolverOcelot:
Oliseh is blessed
Luckily he survived
Excellent!
Luckily?

you are aware everyone survived?
Politics › Re: "North Korea Is Looking For Trouble" Nigerians React To Donald Trump Tweet by SmartyPants(m): 10:07am On Apr 12, 2017
Shiitposter:
Why do you say so? You seem very sure of it.
The cost to every involved party will be far too great to make it worth it. If the US wanted to strike N.K, they wouldn't send troops and carriers and stuff...they would hit them with cruise missiles first, to downgrade their capability.

Sending troops is a more visible move though so it is clear it is being done to intimidate the koreans.

Watch and see.
Politics › Re: General Victor Ezugwu Visits Soldiers In Sambisa Forest. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 8:51am On Apr 12, 2017
binsanni:
And the idiot is not putting on bullet proof, an if he was attacked now, that his long head will be nowere to be found.. that is my contribution
.. i they my working place come an beat me
Will you put down that phone and sweep properly?

Silly boy
Politics › Re: General Victor Ezugwu Visits Soldiers In Sambisa Forest. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 8:50am On Apr 12, 2017
unclezuma:
It is good for the morale of the troops, but oga sleep there like one week nah...That's called leading from the front.
Thinking you are sounding smart, you don't realize such a move would only put his men at greater risk? Since Boko would intensify their efforts to kill or capture the man thereby launching fiercer attacks on the base in which more soldiers would be exposed to the risk of death or injury.
Politics › Re: General Victor Ezugwu Visits Soldiers In Sambisa Forest. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 8:48am On Apr 12, 2017
jforjudith:
Is the Army Commander suppose to visit the soldiers or be with them there?
Do you know anything about military operations?
Politics › Re: "North Korea Is Looking For Trouble" Nigerians React To Donald Trump Tweet by SmartyPants(m): 8:29am On Apr 12, 2017
Lilimax:
What may be about to unfold on the Korean Peninsula could be far, far more serious and destructive than the continuing charnel house that is Syria’s brutal conflict.

Indeed, it is no exaggeration to say that the world may stand on the very precipice of a Third World War.

The US has deployed an immensely powerful naval strike group to the seas around the Korean Peninsula. China has reportedly rushed 150,000 troops to the North Korean border.

But what makes all this truly terrifying is the unpredictable and compulsive nature of the two main players involved – President Donald Trump and the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.

I believe that the only way of averting full blown crisis is for the United Nations Security Council to initiate urgent talks aimed at defusing the rush to war.

This is something with the former UN Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon – who is himself from South Korea and for whom I worked in recent years as a speech writer and advisor – would agree.

The frightening truth is that unless someone brokers a peace in this escalating war of words, that promised ‘sea of flames’ really could flare up – and engulf the world.

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Try to understand big stick politics. There will be no war!
Politics › Re: "North Korea Is Looking For Trouble" Nigerians React To Donald Trump Tweet by SmartyPants(m): 8:27am On Apr 12, 2017
lovelygurl:
Omg thank you! Thank you! People fail to understand, to analyse! This thing can escalate very quickly and who are JUST PUPPETS who can't really do anything. The thing is every country will in 1 way or the other be involved!
Bunch of alarmists.
Politics › Re: "North Korea Is Looking For Trouble" Nigerians React To Donald Trump Tweet by SmartyPants(m): 8:26am On Apr 12, 2017
meezynetwork:
Is that English even correct?
Is what you typed there correct? Is English the right choice of word, or should you have said grammar?

And btw yes, his own is correct.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by SmartyPants(m): 9:44pm On Apr 10, 2017
stagger:
That was the era of Sir Alex's senility in full swing.

Sold Paul Pogba for free to Juventus, sold Zaha, sold Giuseppe Rossi (now making waves for Celta Vigo), sold Evra, sold Vidic... and replaced them with who?

Depay
Rojo (seriously, Rojo to replace Vidic? Unbelievable)
Smalling
Luke Shaw

Kai kai kai!
If no be say Man U na for life, I for don port since!
For someone calling a great man senile, your own brain works in a fascinating way doesn't it?

How can you sell someone something (or someone) for free? Furthermore:

1. At the time, Guiseppe Rossi was behind Rooney, Tevez, Saha, Ronaldo. He needed gametime and he wasn't going to get it while those players were at man utd. That was the best decision for all parties and most especially for Rossi's career.

2. Ferguson bought Zaha, Moyes sold him.

3. Ferguson did not sell Evra or Vidic.

What is wrong with you?
TV/Movies › Re: Area Boys In Sapele Celebrate Efe As BBNaija Winner. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 11:19pm On Apr 09, 2017
money121:
Ok

What a nation.. a pregnant wife got best overall student in Lasu, not even a rebroadcast of the news, millions are jobless and another tens of thousand just got released to the market, no news , no story. . They are lazy minds anyway.. sponsor a show where nudity, porn and script can be acted, mixed that with football.. Nigerian youth will get occupied.. Government officials eating away their futures, who cares " who politics Don help" they say. Tonight, even those I thought had some moral codes lost the tag.. you support this and that to win 25m for doing what? Why not pick the placards to ask for 30k for yourself for your own sake? Easy does it for the Nigerian Youth. South Africa BB.. no jobs for their youth, they killed your kinsmen, who caresses? MTN still rakes in billions of your hard earned money and take same to the same South Africa... Breaking news.. Efe Won 25m ? How much is that in Dollars? Best investment to is run away from Nigeria to start his new life, that's if he won't blow it in a week, I still asked " For doing what? Fela Don talk Suffering and Smiling. Your team Don win, tomorrow is Monday, where is that transport fare coming from? Have you deducted it from your last salary? Don bother telling me what's left. . Wait!!! Next year own go be sweater.. they picked red cups and post with empty bottles, that's how you know he has 5k left in his pocket, Aye things, Opelope Oyinbo, elegushi things, red cup and two fingers is the success story for the average.. 30 and still can't afford a self contain apartment, but he doesn't care, Chelsea is untop of the table, that's is family name he needs to protect. They will still be the one to abuse the ones who dares to ask. Kare alara bolugi boluope.. when you fail to rise to demand for what they took from you, prepare to lose what you have left. Am out.

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Written by: Ayoola Balogun
Kemen apparently tongue

ease up dude
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2017 Final Results: How Viewers Voted For The 5 Top Housemates (Photo) by SmartyPants(m): 10:00pm On Apr 09, 2017
Given that these results follow a poisson distribution, i satisfied that there has been little or no overt hanky panky.

Otherwise, i never watched a minute of this show and i have no regrets.
Crime › Re: Suicide: Man Jumps Into A River In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 6:57pm On Apr 08, 2017
ikp120:
Abeg make una leave them alone na. Abi na una suicide? undecided undecided undecided

Nigga say he wan kill himself and he come go ahead to kill himself, and you mumu dey run after am. Olodo you wan join am commit the suicide too? undecided undecided

As you see me here so eh, if any nigga tell me say he wan commit suicide, I go give am better pep talk to dissuade am from doing it. Then I go buy better sniper, otapiapia and strong rope and give am to do the thing sharp sharp if he still wan do am. angry angry angry

#PersonalDecisions
#NotYourBusiness
#havesense

Without addressing all your points of folly, let me point out to you that the bolded is not only a clear contradiction of your so called "mind your business" slogan, but would also make you guilty of a criminal offence.
Family › Re: My Wife Double Dated Before We Got Married by SmartyPants(m): 11:12pm On Apr 07, 2017
Splinz:
Since she's remorseful and willing to change, please, e jo, mbok, forgive and forget.

We're all humans after all. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. smiley
"you brood of vipers! who has warned you to flee from the coming wrath? produce fruits in keeping with repentance"

that is also in the good book.

As far a i can deduct, that lady is not repentant but wily. Let the buyer beware!!

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