Crime › Re: Nigeria's Ministry Of Defence To Strengthen Military Cooperation With Israel by SmartyPants(m): 7:50am On Apr 25, 2025 |
Israel has always been deeply involved in Nigeria's security. |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Newly Wedded Man, Kidnaps Wife by SmartyPants(m): 7:43am On Apr 25, 2025 |
erai30: Kill the man and take the wife,why not kukuma take the woman and allow the man to live. Something fishy is going on (in Davido's voice) Just a little critical thinking might suggest to you that most likely the man tried to fight back. |
Romance › Re: I Pity Ladies That Work 9 To 5 And Still Do Hookup by SmartyPants(m): 10:03pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
FreeSpirited: That's her format Appear lost and stranded Then a Randy rich boy picks her home, smash and pay her I pray she won't be picked and used for ritual one day. Its even the foolishness to think all men who stopped to save her must be interested in her rotten pvssy for a fee. . Men reputation don too suffer sha If it wasn't working very well she wouldn't be doing it Oga. |
Romance › Re: How do I get her back please by SmartyPants(m): 6:01pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
MrNice04: not really I want her cause I genuinely love her and I felt we could be together...to be honest I didn't expect her to call it quit cause of that me being with her friend is not a cogent reason to call it quit pls what do I do to make her come back You can't genuinely love her and cheat with her friend of all people. How wicked of you. Meanwhile, I know this is a fake story but let me indulge Seun and his content creators today. |
Crime › Re: Alleged $1 Billion Scam: Court Orders Arrest, Remand Of 6 CBEX Promoters by SmartyPants(m): 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
LordBiden: Lol.
Too late,they are already in foreign countries chilling in 5 star hotels chilling with bottles of champagnes,ace of spade.
Cbex has created more millionaires than the oyo state government.
The only people who lost are late investors and greedy folks who didn't withdraw their capital on time. That's what hushpuppy thought. That's what Benjamin Nyerugo or whatever his name thought. The arms of the law are much longer than you think, provided someone with enough authority sincerely wishes to get them back into this country. |
Education › Re: Courses To Think Twice Before Studying In Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 3:52pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
A lot of ignorance on display here. Does this one have any idea how much French interpreters can make in a single job translating for governments or international organizations? That zoology job may be your key to you people's beloved Japa. Or if you're entrepreneurial in nature, start a charity that takes care of abandoned animals in the name of science.The key is simply for everyone to have a vision behind their choices and a proper understanding of how to achieve their goals in the field. |
Politics › Re: Wike Expresses Displeasure Over Subcontracting Of ICC Furnishing by SmartyPants(m): 12:10pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
kerry57: Wike is a media maniac. He likes the camera, no doubt he is working but my issue with him is that he lacks accountability for those saying he is a man of integrity. A man that speaks from both side of his mouth that embraced cancer instead of malaria like he said. All wike said btw. 3 to eight years ago, be is currently saying the opposite, where is the integrity.
If u say he is accountable, he should go and account for his eight years reign in rivers state and reconcile his account with fubara who was is financial crony in crime then. You people just say such funny things that makes one question your education level - Wike should go and account where? Have the accounts he left behind been questioned by the relevant authorities? Is there a pending reconciliation of accounts that we don't know about? |
Family › Re: Jude Okoye Released After 2 Months In Prison by SmartyPants(m): 10:27pm On Apr 23, 2025 |
tunjijones: So wld u lock your brother or father up if he steals from you? Why are you pretending not to have seen this part: if he no steal from you, shey make he go steal from outside ni? In other words its compulsory to steal? |
Family › Re: Jude Okoye Released After 2 Months In Prison by SmartyPants(m): 10:22pm On Apr 23, 2025 |
Printerscanner: This boy shouldn’t have locked up his elder brother for stealing from him nah. Na your brother steal your money, if he no steal from you, shey make he go steal from outside ni? The first sentence i agreed with. Only to get to the end and discover you are actually unhinged |
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Security Chiefs In Closed-door Talks At Aso Rock Villa by SmartyPants(m): 4:18pm On Apr 23, 2025 |
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Health › Re: HIV: Rivers, Benue, Akwa Ibom Leads Chart As Nigeria Reports 2 Million Patients by SmartyPants(m): 12:17pm On Apr 23, 2025 |
TallNigerian: ....and no more free/subsidised drugs from USAID. Use your head o my people. Stay safe! That was reversed - within 48 hours even. |
Travel › Re: Inside A Snake Farm In Nigeria (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 7:03am On Apr 23, 2025 |
femi4: You just have to train them...they will obey you Never. People who keep snakes as pets are just fooling themselves. Snakes cannot distinguish one human from another and they certainly cannot be trained. |
Travel › Re: Inside A Snake Farm In Nigeria (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 7:01am On Apr 23, 2025 |
yomisams: Exactly, you will be shocked by the kind of pets people keep. I heard one a while ago but i can remember which animal it is now. Do you know people keep Hyenas at home in Kano iwithout their mouths closed? and you have babies and kids in that same house. Hyenas are actually usually friendly to humans. They behave like dogs. |
Politics › Re: Onne Multipurpose Terminal Hosts Largest Vessel Ever In Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 6:55am On Apr 23, 2025 |
Oceanfl0w: Absence of development? Wow
By the way, there are alot of goods you can't import through onne. Can you share the list? |
Politics › Re: Onne Multipurpose Terminal Hosts Largest Vessel Ever In Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 6:55am On Apr 23, 2025*. Modified: 8:01am On Apr 23, 2025 |
auditor0471: Lagos mafia left the WhatsApp group. They must really be angry that they are losing the IGR to other places. With time more good news like this will happen other places Just acknowledge you've been talking rubbish about not having a functional port in the east. Always changing mouth to avoid accountability. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 6:51am On Apr 23, 2025 |
Broveens42: You must be a comedian for selecting a particular family to fit your rhetoric. Lol so i shouldn't give examples again? Oga try to act like an educated person. Abeg bye bye |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:17pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
TallNigerian: Of course, Nigeria won't make the list of top 100.
Nairaland comments alone are a direct reflection of the average IQ of many Nigerian youths.
When it comes to evil in all its ramifications, you will find us at the top of the list. The real reason Nigeria won't be there is because these iq figures are averages, and when you take the moderately well educated south and average it with the very poorly educated north, the result is a below par iq score. But apart from that, Nigerians overestimate our collective intelligence, often mistaking enterprise for intellect. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:15pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:14pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
Broveens42: Falacy!
This people I'm talking about, have the highest number of professionals among the black race Hmmm. The bolded would be black Americans, so you are really not communicating in an intelligent way. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 7:59pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
Broveens42: There's a nation in your country that has a very high IQ. The whole world knows that That should be Edo/Delta... That region has produced quite a number of geniuses of international recognition. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest IQ Levels In 2025 (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 7:57pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
1bunne4lif: Where's Nigeria? You were expecting to see Nigeria there? |
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Sports › Re: Happy 38th Birthday To John Mikel Obi by SmartyPants(m): 10:30am On Apr 22, 2025 |
SQLmastar: Mikel and PSquare are agemates. They grew up together in Jos. I hope you're not suggesting that all members of a peer group have the exact same age? |
Politics › Re: Rivers Emergency Rule: Lawyers Ask ECOWAS Court To Sanction Tinubu, NASS by SmartyPants(m): 9:01am On Apr 22, 2025 |
This will be proven to have been a spectacular own goal. The ECOWAS Court will surely toss this case out for any number of reasons including lack of subject matter jurisdiction. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Debt Has Dropped By $14bn Under Tinubu–presidency by SmartyPants(m): 4:01am On Apr 22, 2025 |
Sirjamo: All it takes is for one slowpoke to convert the 90b dollar to Naira, and all enemies of Nigeria will start celebrating. Funnily, they measure debt in naira but GDP in dollars.  Such a sad bunch. |
Politics › Re: How Many Major Cases Did You Win To Become SAN, Wike's Aide Fires Back At Falana by SmartyPants(m): 6:21pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
nairalandadeux:

Let's see.
REQUIREMENTS FOR BECOMING A SAN IN NIGERIA.
Eligibility: Must be a legal practitioner called to the Nigerian Bar and practicing as an advocate in Nigeria. Active Practice: Must be in active legal practice for at least 10 years preceding the application. Distinction: Must have distinguished themselves as advocates, demonstrating excellence in advocacy skills. Contribution: Must have made significant contributions to the development of the legal profession in Nigeria. Ethical Conduct: Must adhere to the highest standards of ethical conduct. Sound Knowledge: Must possess sound knowledge and understanding of the law.
(With a little help from Google AI.)
So it really is not about cases won, plus Falana had probably been in practice for at least 20-30 years before he got his SAN. It was Falana who brought up cases. |
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Celebrities › Re: Seven Nigerian Female Celebrities With Master’s Degree by SmartyPants(m): 12:00pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
maureensylvia: I prefer real masters not honorary Where did you see honorary master's in that write up? |
Romance › Re: When You Cum, You Come To Your Senses by SmartyPants(m): 6:46am On Apr 21, 2025 |
floss: When you pay 25k for food at an eatery, do you regret your actions after eating the food ?
If yes then you need to work hard…
In life money is the master of all things…
Poverty brings regret and not being able to assume responsibility for one’s actions. If you have millions of dollars to spare, in fact you’ll be proud of your actions…
About STD and other diseases, the more money you have the more sophisticated your sex life becomes. You can make any lady undergo medical lab tests in your personal space before meeting you especially if you knack raw.
So there’s nothing like regret if you have money…. Poverty breeds regrets.
Leave English and work Hard and Smart  Foolishness is reducing the contents of the message to STDs. Bigger foolishness is not knowing that there is a window of undetectability with many STDs. |
Crime › Re: Murder: Nigeria Police Extradites Killaboi From Doha To Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 4:50pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
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Crime › Re: A Nigerian and A Cameroonian National Arrested With Cocaine In India by SmartyPants(m): 8:06pm On Apr 18, 2025 |
Pootle: the nigerian influenced the Cameroonian Clearly the Camerounian is the supplier so how is that possible? |
Crime › Re: Kano Hisbah Arrests Man Licking Goat’s Genital In Viral Video (pic) by SmartyPants(m): 5:21pm On Apr 18, 2025 |
LordBiden: These are misplaced priorities,there are lots of issues bedevilling the north that needs to be addressed rather than focusing on what an individual does with his body.
The north needs to focus on tackling its insecurity problems,overpopulation,poverty,access to education. What he does with his body is one thing, but he clearly assaulted that innocent girl! |