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Career / Re: How Are You Coping With Your Salary In This Economy by Smashspesh(m): 3:11pm On May 02, 2023
Please, anyone here with quality camera phone or videoing tools around Ogwashiukwu or Asaba should chat up. Just for business.

I need a quality camera to make videos of some landed properties in that area. The property is located opposite Delta state polytechnic, Ogwashiukwu.

Kindly send an email or mention.
Webmasters / Re: AI 'Godfather' Geoffrey Hinton Warns Of Dangers As He Quits Google by Smashspesh(m): 3:10pm On May 02, 2023
Please, anyone here with quality camera phone or videoing tools around Ogwashiukwu or Asaba should chat up. Just for business.

I need a quality camera to make videos of some landed properties in that area. The property is located opposite Delta state polytechnic, Ogwashiukwu.

Kindly send an email or mention ASAP.
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Business / Re: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by Smashspesh(m): 6:37am On Mar 27, 2023
Can anyone help me with template for formatting children's book age 6-10.
Business / Re: How a Novice Started Making Money on Amazon KDP. by Smashspesh(m): 6:36am On Mar 27, 2023
Can anyone help me with template for formatting children's book age 6-10
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea Bissau: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) On Friday 24th March 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 7:16pm On Mar 24, 2023
Lekan239:
this shows I'm not biased like the ways igbos are. I acknowledged right when I see one and criticize what is bad

You should've used "some".
I'm Igbo by the way.
Make una try dey allow brain align with head.
E get why

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea Bissau: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) On Friday 24th March 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 7:09pm On Mar 24, 2023
wisdomofGod:
[quote author=Lekan239 post=122034961]chukweze and his igbo counterparts will be playing with igbo mentality when they are on Nigeria colours. Always bragging and carrying shoulder up. Over sabi mentality. I know all mentality.

Exception of Iwobi, osimhen and onachu


Your exempted players are not Igbos by the way.

So Chuka Iwobi and Ebere Onuachu aren't Igbos?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea Bissau: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) On Friday 24th March 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 7:03pm On Mar 24, 2023
Lekan239:
chukweze and his igbo counterparts will be playing with igbo mentality when they are on Nigeria colours. Always bragging and carrying shoulder up. Over sabi mentality. I know all mentality.

Exception of Iwobi, osimhen and onachu

The exempted Igbos already faulted your argument.

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Career / Re: Can Chatgpt Replace Doing Traditional Research Work by Smashspesh(m): 4:05pm On Mar 21, 2023
chinoify:
You will delete this post, when you lay hands on ChatGPT- 4... You possibly used the free version.
Sub for the paid version, choose the GPT - 4 model, use the right prompts, oga... you will re-edit this post.
I bought 1400 ChatGPT prompts, devoured and started implementation. I can tell you for free that I have created quality fiction and non fiction books.
ChatGPT -4 gives citations if you use the right prompts.
ChatGPT is all about prompts, most especially the paid version with Gpt-4 model.
Selah!

How do I get the GPT-4 prompts, please?
Politics / Re: INEC’s Power To Return Candidate Dangerous — Wole Olanipekun by Smashspesh(m): 5:09pm On Mar 14, 2023
Philgafauto:


Abeg help me tell the guy ooo.

He is a new APC recruit.

Mtchew! People just dey zuzu everywhere.
Politics / Re: INEC’s Power To Return Candidate Dangerous — Wole Olanipekun by Smashspesh(m): 4:55pm On Mar 14, 2023
Dentidon:


He should go contend the second position first instead of disturbing us with his stupidity

Learn to pass your messages without the F-words.

This is a faceless forum.
After the gragra here, every Musa go still carry his/her kettle for house irrespective of tribe.

No dey form Bruce Lee here.
E no necessary.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Says He Has No Problem With Election Results. Its The Process by Smashspesh(m): 4:47pm On Mar 14, 2023
If 3+3=80, then prove it to us.
English easy but no be for everybody sha.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Beats Kylian Mbappe, Karim Benzema To Best FIFA Men's Player Award. by Smashspesh(m): 10:10am On Feb 28, 2023
Ballon D'or next.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Election Below Expectations, INEC Lacked Transparency —Int'l Observers by Smashspesh(m): 5:09pm On Feb 27, 2023
All of you party card holders or whatever you call yourselves who defend your principals' evil deeds thinking security forces are always there to crush our voices for transparency, remember this: A time will come when you all the evil defenders will become the hunted.

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Politics / Re: Comedian AY Endorses Peter Obi Of LP by Smashspesh(m): 6:50am On Feb 24, 2023
Almiron:
bro we don't need that match, it's a low. I hope they knock us out and focus on the league. I don't care whatever happens tonight, make we drag em to penalty to avoid banter at least.

Honestly, we don't need it.
I'm happy we're out so we can focus on the league and maybe add Copa Del Rey to it too.
Politics / Re: Comedian AY Endorses Peter Obi Of LP by Smashspesh(m): 8:16pm On Feb 23, 2023
Almiron:
lol bro, I really have nothing against him, I just know he won't win, not because I hate him or so, it's just the reality. It's ok bro, we can't always agree that's why we are humans.

King Leo
One love bro

All the best bro.


The king has completed football.
I hope Barca makes him proud today.

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Politics / Re: Comedian AY Endorses Peter Obi Of LP by Smashspesh(m): 7:22pm On Feb 23, 2023
Almiron:
Better bants dey don ground, most y'all obedients go deactivate due to dragging and frustration. I'm patiently waiting

First time we're disagreeing on something as Messi fans.

OBI all the way
Sports / Re: Messi, Mbappe, Other Nominees For Laureus World Sportsman Of The Year Award by Smashspesh(m): 5:01pm On Feb 20, 2023
Give us the ballon d'or.
Nothing else.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 10:11pm On Feb 16, 2023
Angelfrost:


Okay... Agreed. But, has United arrived?!!

Didn't they just get a new coach who has barely spent more than half a season?!

Almost Half of his current team were never regular or consistent starters!

Yeah, so why making it look as if we're at our best. We're just trying bro.

Sincerely, I'm happy seeing Barca grow so fast.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 10:03pm On Feb 16, 2023
Angelfrost:


Team for team, Barcelona should never draw with United... They ought to be smashing them anyhow!

Your team fell pathetically short! Simple!

No wonder they were disgraced out of UCL group stages!


Bro I don't get you.
Barca is rebuilding.
Getting new players to gel ain't a season thing bro.

Remember we lost some gems to injury.
There's no way United will qualify.
Go jot that down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:51pm On Feb 16, 2023
Angelfrost:


This comment is funny! Did you just post that?!!

Barcelona is one of the most staffed and star-studded teams in Europe right now! They aren't rebuilding shit!

How can you compare both teams and say that?! Come on!

United wasn't supposed to even be a threat tonight!!!... Yet they almost beat Barcelona like kids!

Please, make una dey talk true!

How's Barca star studded?
Aging Lewandowski?
Kessie and Kounde. Raphina. Who else?

And they all came this year.
Others are FCB products.

Compare Rashford, Bruno, Casemiro, Sancho, Worghoist abi na August?

Barca owned United until Pedri got injured.
Don't know if we watched the same game.


We outplayed United.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:40pm On Feb 16, 2023
gentlesmithugo:
una go still rebuild even in d next 10 years.d only thing una fit get na dose thrashy trophy for spain but u guys can't win anything in Europe even in d next 20 years.as e dey pain dem e dey sweet us.

Make we leave gist for second leg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:29pm On Feb 16, 2023
DesChyko:


20/90 should mean a possession of 78% - 22% at least. The possession was 60% - 40%. Both teams also had equal goal attempts. Saves don't even support your claim as Man Utd made 6 saves; Barca made 4 saves. Except you don't really see white colours well, I don't think you're talking of this game.

All this one na cap.

That said, it's really shameful celebrating a draw against Barca who just started rebuilding against a United that has been stocking for over 7-8 years.

You guys have descended so low, sincerely.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:18pm On Feb 16, 2023
gentlesmithugo:
I come ur hux beat u like small pikin,u manage to get draw.u suppose dey happy self.

E be like say na back of TV you watch my guy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:13pm On Feb 16, 2023
gentlesmithugo:
man u no be madrid wey una dey beat anyhow.barca is just an average team now.

Wetin dey sweet you sef?
You got a draw against a team that has been humiliating you for years and you dey jubilate?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:09pm On Feb 16, 2023
gentlesmithugo:
why you no blow the penalty na.abi u no get money to buy whistle.

Get lost abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:07pm On Feb 16, 2023
gentlesmithugo:
I love d way u give urself hope while weeping inside.barca is no longer a force dey use to be.if to say dis current barca dey england.dey go dey drag 10 position with chelsea.manu is waiting for u guys at old trafford

All this your grammar for people who only played 20 minutes out of 90.

Barca owned them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:06pm On Feb 16, 2023
Almiron:
don't sweat bro, Man United na our personal biiiitch no be today we don dey fvck em hard, dem go cry next week...those I no get interest in that nonsense trophy, but man Utd must collect

That one sure na.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:03pm On Feb 16, 2023
Almiron:
I sabi you Pendu boy. Barcelona won't lift the trophy eventually but dem go comot Una next week, I no dey sweat about manure FC match

Noind the mumu people.
Two penalties for Barca got cancelled out and them they talk nonsense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by Smashspesh(m): 9:00pm On Feb 16, 2023
Barca robbed
Sports / Re: Mbappe’s Latest Instagram Post Has Got Man United Fans Confused by Smashspesh(m): 3:20pm On Feb 15, 2023
This s/he still dey wail over someone who has completed football.

I really don't know why you don't like anything good. Naso you dey lick Tinubu and Atiku yansh.

Who dey marry this kind things sef embarassed embarassed

Pukes!
Sports / Re: Ronaldo-Messi Match Today As PSG Takes On Saudi All-Star Team by Smashspesh(m): 8:00pm On Jan 19, 2023
Tumblr:


Na Messi make me stream am.

I understand bro.
But even Messi no go happy say you watch am sef cos he has completed football.

I only watch the goat on UCL.

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