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Romance / Re: Advice Needed.........should I Call Her Mum Or Lock Up. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:23am On May 21, 2023
I am not taking sides but both of you are not fit for each other... The earlier you start looking for a replacement the better for you to avoid heartbreak cos I am almost certain she is already looking for your replacement, that is if she hasn't found him already... The relationship has ended, you guys are just friends with benefits currently...

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Family is now A Liability To Me. Man Cries Out by SmellingAnus(m): 7:53am On May 12, 2023
So sorry for your situation.,. Your relationship is as good as dead... The only reason it seems to be still alive is because you can still provide some needs of her family, once you stop , they will force their daughter to abandon you... Nothing confuses a man more like a female liability girlfriend with a sweet pussyyy and good attitude...

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Politics / Re: INEC Invites Nigerians To Inspect Particulars Of Imo, Bayelsa, Kogi Guber Candid by SmellingAnus(m): 11:23pm On May 11, 2023
Britishcoins:
If Nigeria is a sane country people like Yakubu are supposed to be in jail by now..
I have already destroyed my PVC our votes never counted...
Nigeria is a failed nation....
Even Obi will not do much...
Solution is to divide this country to our original regional...
do you mean the 6 geo political zones should go and form their countries or you mean the South East and the South South should come together to form their own country?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War: Russian Warplane Accidentally Bombs Own City by SmellingAnus(m): 4:55pm On Apr 22, 2023
donbachi:
My anger won't let me feel for a stranger
2Pac
Romance / Re: Pant Washing Controversy: Neo Isn't A Simp by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54pm On Apr 13, 2023
Elder0001i can't access the mail I used in registering my account here.... So I can't reply.,.
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55am On Apr 04, 2023
abobote:
Soyinka should stop beating around the bush
You are smart... He was smartly trying to be on the fence
Family / Re: Tired Of Husband by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54pm On Mar 29, 2023
Mikagrace maybe he too is tired just as are tired but both of you are not willing to divorce yet.... I wish both of you the best... Just know that the outlet you are looking for might lead to orgasm...
Romance / Re: My Husband Wants To Have S*x With My Maid And I At The Same Time For N3 Million by SmellingAnus(m): 3:57pm On Mar 29, 2023
It's possible you were disrespecting him with reckless abandon when he was broke... So he feels the best way to pay you back is to treat you like a bitchhh he thinks you are cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: It's My Birthday But I'm Not Happy (pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:35am On Mar 29, 2023
Happy Birthday Bro... God bless your new age
Romance / Re: Is It Good For Married Couple To Have Anal Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 6:56pm On Mar 19, 2023
Lol... As long as both the wife and the husband agrees to it... It's their choice... They must deal with it and the consequences that comes from their actions...

Same way some couples don't do another style if it's not missionary... It's their choice , let them enjoy their missionary in peace...

Thank Goodness they are not breaking any law by their actions...
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41am On Mar 15, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
The Gospel of Christ in a nutshell is, "Not my will but God's Will be done" which encompasses everything, including poverty, wealth, suffering, persecutions, death etc., but the 'prosperity' gospel only preaches about money, wealth, riches, etc and against poverty, suffering, persecutions and death, which is clearly antichrist. No wonder the rise of covetousness, greed and corruption etc among Christians. Nobody wants to remain poor anymore even if they have to steal or kill to become rich because the 'prosperity' gospel has taught them it's a curse. Nobody wants to suffer for the sake of Christ because the 'prosperity' gospel has taught them they don't have to suffer as Christ followers. It has turned the church into a den of thieves, criminals, ritual killers, corrupt person, looters, among others. The 'prosperity' gospel has indeed been a curse to the church. It hasn't even made those who believe it more prosperous overall to prove it's nothing but a scam. That's why preachers of the gospel as Benny Hinn, Creflo Dollar among others have come to realize overtime. I believe more would still come to this realization in time to come. The church didn't need the 'prosperity' gospel to prosper in the beginning. The Gospel of Christ which includes everything was more than enough for the church.
you are right the will of God includes wealth and others ..

As for the prosperity doctrine, from the beginning of this conversation I have maintained that many christians have been scammed through this ... Preaching prosperity is very important but how it is preached by some of the religious leaders is what I have problem against... I think you and I have a different interpretation of the prosperity doctrine you are talking about...
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 8:43am On Mar 15, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Anyone could claim to believe in the Will of God, but at the same time not be willing for the God's Will to be done in their lives whatever it may be as in the example Jesus gave to us, and that which the disciples followed, so that doesn't change anything. You have every right to chose how you want to follow God though. I have decided to follow the example of Christ and that which His disciples followed where it is, "not my will, but the Will of God be done". That's why I view the 'prosperity' gospel which teaches people to only follow the wealth aspect as antichrist, because it goes against the example given to us by Christ.
likewise anyone can claim to follow the examples/ways of Christ in words but in reality they just select some lifestyle of Christ and abandon the rest.. If God gave wealth to people like Job , David , Solomon etc who am I not acknowledge that the wealth given by God is good and he still gives out wealth. I still believe in the One that said , give and it shall be given unto you...
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27pm On Mar 14, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
You've only clearly agreed on the part of wealth, but never that of "not my will but the Will of God be done" as Jesus did and also all His disciples, hence we can't agree.
I believe in the will of God ... I never told you I am against the will of God , even if his will may be to bring wealth on some persons, I am not against it...
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 7:53pm On Mar 14, 2023
QQIA:

It's no joke oh! grin

I want to link you up with a guy that likes anus.

His name is fman grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy bye

Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 7:37pm On Mar 14, 2023
QQIA:

Have you started seeking wealth with your smelling anus? grin
Lol... Everyone has a smelly anus especially after defecation... The joke is on you cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 7:33pm On Mar 14, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
It's unchristlike to seek only the wealth part from God, so i'm not with you on that. I'm with Christ.
I never said one should seek only wealth... What we agreed on is that wealth from God is not bad or is it bad?
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 5:30pm On Mar 14, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
If you only agree with the wealth part, then we don't really agree. I agree with the apostles and prophets who said "not my will but God's Will be done" as Jesus did.
Most important thing is that there is a part we agreed that wealth/riches from God is not bad ... Or is wealth from God bad?
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 3:44pm On Mar 14, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
I already said if God decides to reward me with riches as that of Solomon or not, it's not my will but let His Will be done, which means I don't have any problem with that, as it's the mindset of Christ and that which He inculcated into His disciples.

God bless u.
Yeah I agree with you nothing wrong with the wealth you just described above
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 6:06pm On Mar 13, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Nothing also wrong even if wealth is not added on us as was the case with Moses, Elijah, John the Baptist, Peter, John and the rest of the early apostles, because God is still God regardless and knows what He's doing, so any gospel that preaches against such poverty is antichrist, because Christ teaches the life of a man doesn't consist in such things.
so nothing wrong too if wealth is added, I am happy you agree with this...
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 5:43pm On Mar 13, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Jesus didn't say the bolded to everyone but only those who had forsaken everything to follow Him. It's important to note that these were the same people that suffered all things, including poverty, persecutions and even death for His name sake, yet their faith in God didn't waver one bit.

Do you think if they had the orientation of "overcoming the stronghold of poverty" they would have been overcome it all?

That's why it's important not to seek after these things as the gentiles do, but seek after the things of God and let it be up to God to take care of such things as Jesus taught us, otherwise we wouldn't be able to replicate their steadfastness when the storms come.

That should explain why the present day church is only a shadow of what it used to be in those days. The difference in orientation.
Yes and we have seeked after the Kingdom of God... Every other thing shall be added unto us... So nothing wrong if wealth is added on to us and even the religious leaders
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Heroin, Skunk, Arrests Traditional Ruler, 36 Others by SmellingAnus(m): 2:39pm On Mar 13, 2023
Kelvindj98 greetings to you...it's been a while I saw your comments cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 2:10pm On Mar 12, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
I respect yours as well, I believe though it takes the highest level of spiritual maturity to let it be up to God to decide these things as Jesus and the prophets and apostles had done, not to be dictating to God what to do. So if God decides to make Abraham rich and Elijah poor and vice versa, it will be, let His Will be done because He knows best.

That I believe is what pleases God most as depicted concerning the prayer of Solomon, because Solomon didn't seek after such or ask God for riches, but sought after the things of God and left it up to God to decide that, hence God made him the richest king as a result.

God may also consequently decide to make me become the richest man ever as king Solomon, but even if He decides not to, it's not my will but God's Will be done. That's the mindset of Christ and should be the same for any of His true followers.
you have a point but that is why we are working, going to school, learning skills etc to overcome the stronghold of poverty... Even Jesus said we will get our rewards here on earth too in 100 folds...
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32am On Mar 12, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Sorry but i don't agree with that idea. The so-called 'prosperity gospel' is not the same as prosperity neither does is guarantee prosperity.

There are many who have preached the gospel successfully and effectively to the ends of the earth without having to preach that antichrist gospel.

For instance, Billy Graham, Reinhard Bonnke to name but a few. They preached the gospel of Christ in obedience to Christ commandments and God provided for His work.

So there's no excuses for preaching such a gospel which is misleading and shifts focus from the things of God to the material things of this world.

That's what Benny Hinn learnt after decades of walking in this error.

I don't believe in a balanced message but the Gospel of Christ which goes against the doctrines of the 'prosperity' gospel.
it's either you go to heaven as Abraham a wealthy man or as Lazarus a poor man... Either way both Abraham and Lazarus will make it to heaven that streets are made of Gold... We definitely don't serve a poor God... But I respect your views ..
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 10:17am On Mar 12, 2023
bakobenjamin198:
I never said all, but about 90% of them are scammers and capitalise solely on the gullibility of their members for survival.
I can't disagree with this ... All I can say is congratulations to genuinely wealthy ones who also use their wealth to bless the less privilege in their churches
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01am On Mar 12, 2023
bakobenjamin198:
Yes, they gave their lands, property, not to Apostle Paul and the likes to build their wealth on and live a comfortable and lavish life, but sold the lands, properties and invested (human investment and development) the monies on the less privileged in the Christian communities of their time.
you make it look like all religious leaders depend on the givings of their members, is it that you don't know that some where even very wealthy before becoming priests etc? Or it's wealth itself now a sin?

In all I am against the manipulation of people to scam them of their resources like some Religious leaders do

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Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by SmellingAnus(m): 9:47am On Mar 12, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
That's the reason why some former 'prosperity' preachers, for instance, Benny Hinn, ditched the gospel.

It is a scam! Fall for it at your own peril.

It doesn't lead to the prosperity of many as falsely claimed.

It only prospers a few but impoverishes many because it is rooted in covetousness, which in the root of stealing, ritual killing, fraud, looting, corruption, etc., and that can never lead to the prosperity of many.
Prosperity gospel is very important in the Kingdom however , it depends on how it is been delivered and the motive behind it ... Many religious leaders have used it as a tool to scam innocent naive people... Like Benny Hinn will say, the gospel is free but the means of delivering the gospel is not free ... He spends millions of dollars almost on monthly basis to either be on air (TBN) or to organize a crusade ... That is why I say prosperity gospel is important... Even in Bible times, there are people that gave their lands, properties . I believe in Balanced message.
Celebrities / Re: Why I Am Not Happy On My 76th Birthday - Pete Edochie by SmellingAnus(m): 10:35am On Mar 11, 2023
It's a full time job to be happy as a Nigerian living in Nigeria

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Family / Re: My Wifes Male Course Mate by SmellingAnus(m): 6:06pm On Mar 05, 2023
Tricky situation considering the fact that you are in the UK and things may easily get out of hand...

Truth is , don't let anyone deceive you, there is almost nothing you can do to stop your attention seeking wife with an itchy clitoris to stop talking with that 50 year old Nigerian man that may still have the dick of 23 year old pornnnn star with the help of enhancement...



All I can say is accept my condolences to your young marriage in a foreign land...

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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Sit With The Congregation While On Menstruation? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27am On Mar 05, 2023
omolola100:
Good evening my brothers and sisters
There is something I still don't understand and I need a clear and better explanation.

I attend a white garment church and the doctrine does not allow us to sit with the congregation because of the stain, there is a place packaged for us to sit and the corner of the church....
The issue right now is that my menstruation started last week Sunday and I don't know why it hasn't stop till this present moment.
I'm just thinking if I should go to church tomorrow because I don't want to sit at the corner of the church tomorrow because people might be suspicious something is wrong with me.
I haven't seen anything about this in the scripture, I just want to know if it's a sin to sit with the congregation while on period...
Hallelujah when you are in Rome you behave like the Romans... If you are not comfortable with such doctrines you leave the church to another church that is in line with your beliefs... Every Church has its doctrine or rules... They will not change such doctrines because of you ...

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Romance / Re: Dating A Girl In The Same House Gone Wrong... by SmellingAnus(m): 7:56am On Mar 04, 2023
haekymbahd:
Thanks bro I'm sure you are God sent we learn everyday..
That will not help you... Just count your losses and move out of that compound... By the way, read below some words of wisdom I wrote in 2017 on nairaland and you may understand where you began to mess up ...
https://www.nairaland.com/4189254/words-wisdom-experience-surely-need

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Religion / Re: Bikini Church End Time Church by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55am On Mar 03, 2023
Most likely a skit

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