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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:03am On Apr 07
Leetika:
Met this girl in Abuja whilst serving. She was serving too..well she claimed she was a virgin and we should not do anything sexual.. I agreed . I would ask her to kiss me at least , she wouldn’t . She just didn’t wanna do anything sexual. But she is so quick to ask for money . Like I turned to her father. Money for hair , money for pad , money for data money for everything walahi..minus other embarrassing thing I did for love. I sha noticed that there’s no way this girl loves me. She is just in it to drain me. . She even asked me for iPhone 12 me that just finished serving. Struggling to get on my feet. We fought on this request. She told me to touch my savings so I can buy her the phone.. I said she should chill so I get money from another source as I can’t touch my savings .

Everyone told me this girl was using me sha but I still stayed. Anyways 2weeks ago she was in my house and one way or the other I found out she was sleeping with one of her bosses where she was working as a corper. I wish I can mention the name of the company cos the foolish married man is here on Nairaland also .

This evil soul told me she was going for a work trip to Enugu last December , said it was her job people taking her there and it’s by flight. And I should send her money to buy stuffs. I did but I wasn’t comfortable With it. I did not know they went to knack my girl in Enugu.. and I went to pick her back from the airport after dem don knack her.. the so called virgin wasn’t a virgin after all . I broke up . I put it to her that she cheated but this girl swore with her life that she didn’t for some reasons I could not show her my evidence.

Mr Arinze... I got nothing against u .. but u got a habit of chasing corpers posted in your office. How your wife doesn’t know u re cheating on her baffles me. I don let the girl go . Chop her. Na small thing make me change my mind do wetin my guys wan do u and that girl together. The. U know the debt is paid
The man didn't do you any wrong... its your girlfriend that surrendered her pussy to him as a burnt offering... e go shock you say the wife know say him dey cheat...

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Apr 07
SaintAlbert53:
very heart breaking... sad

she went to Nysc camp, I couldn't reach her after the third day she got there. I tried so many times to connect to her, but all attempts failed.
Finally, her line went through and when i asked her why happened, she confidently told me she gave her phone to someone who needed it urgently.
We talked, laughed and at the end of our conversation, she told me this: Teddy, I am sorry things aren't going as planned before I came here, i am seeing someone else and i really like him so much..

I was speechless and i no cry o but tears dey rust down my eyes..
Then I told her;

Me: Who's this guy?..

Ex: You don't need to know him Teddy, I just want you to know we won't be talking on the phone anymore because he doesn't enjoy me talking to other guys..

Me: Mummy u mean this thing abi na Yahoo format be this?

Ex: Just try and understand, like I told you when we met the first time, I don't like to have anything with my ex-. So, please get someone to love you, i am sure you will be fine in no time. Bye, God bless you.

It was like i was listening to one of John Legend's song until she updated all her social apps dp with the new guy's pic and wrote MY KING..
OH MY GOD.. SIGHHH
sad experience... but it should make you wiser ... I don't expect much from a woman... I don't even expect my future wife to be faithful to me... I don't want to be harshly surprised by any woman... I have come to know that in life... anything , I mean anything can happen...

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:35am On Apr 07
Warrgidanairala:
He stopped calling having realized that he can never have me on his bed after spending so much money on me and other frivolities, kai I chop him money sha.Bamanga Dan Allah wherever you are please forgive me,may God touch your heart to forgive me
irony about life be say na one boy wey no spend much go chop you like fresh fish for bed...

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman With His Wife, Lizzy, And His Parents (Picture) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06pm On Mar 30
negbike:
They were threatened...as always


do you have any evidence to back this up? if not wait till you have one before concluding on this matter...
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman With His Wife, Lizzy, And His Parents (Picture) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Mar 30
Zzor:
The pastor that can't keep his thing in his pants.His wife is beautiful but he's still not satisfied.
The two major persons that accused him of cheating have all apologized to him....

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Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Mar 24
Draslo:

O ti fi ori gbale.

So if you have a soft spot for someone then you want to have sex with them. Take my advice and f*** off.
you can deceive many persons but you can't deceive your uncivilized dvck that it will not fvck a pussy of someone you have a soft spot for after giving you a Greek Gift...

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Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by SmellingAnus(m): 12:25am On Mar 24
I think you already know that you will definitely fvck her itchy hornnny pussy like a pornstaaar... so why exactly do you need our advice...

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Religion / Re: Apostle Chinyere Builds 18 Free Estates For The Poor In Rivers State (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:11pm On Mar 21
Nice
Politics / Re: Olajumoke Awosika: I Will Return To My N20m Farm If I Get Licence To Use Guns by SmellingAnus(m): 2:05pm On Mar 21
Supported

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:56pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:

Lol okay o
nice having this conversation with you... Most importantly, to a great extent it was filled with respectful disagreement...

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:39pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:

Lol a guy is trying to tell me what women enjoy. Trust me bro, the ONLY thing that will make a girl bed a man 20 years her senior, is money. Nothing else. Do you honestly think that Regina Daniels, for instance, finds Ned Nwoko sexy? No my dear. Its all for the paper
Lol... You are no longer current.... I know a babe that is just into married men... And she is currently inlove with that 60years plus man I talked about.... She is doing very well and she doesn't care about his money.. she is just madly inlove with him...
Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:32pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:

Viagra only makes his erection strong tho. It doesn't make the man sexually appealing or energetic. Imagine bedding a man 21 years my senior. Yuck
that is you... Many girls enjoy it...infact I noticed many girls even enjoy bedding and dating married men way older than them...
Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:42pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:

Yea. The reason being that older men can't have good sex without it
exactly.... and the presence of viagra makes the difference...
Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:12pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:

Lol you wanna compare all older men with one 60 year old man?? cheesy
Do research bro...as a man gets older, he gets less energetic...his erections weaken. Viagra exists for a reason.
You said it all... viagra exist for a reason ....
Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:09pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:

Maybe. Doesn't change the fact that he won't have the energy to keep up with a 19 year old who will get a stronger lover tho cheesy
not true... I know a man that is 60plus married and have different sex partners... he even engages in threesomeeeee... a wife that will cheat will cheat irrespective of her age..

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:59pm On Mar 19
LadyTiannah2:


Lol you forgot to mention that a 19 year old will only look his way if he has money. If he's broke or living from hand to mouth, no girl that age would look at him lol
Lol... nevertheless, he is still very much at an advantageous position cos he could just be okay and still have that pussssy that has lesser years of dvck experience...

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:53pm On Mar 18
Teaveapoet:
Continue! When you clock 40 and you're unmarried just know it's you.
Lol .. at 40 he will easily see 19 years old girl that will marry him .... let me not complete what I am about to say assuming he was of the opposite sex... Lol

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Romance / Re: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by SmellingAnus(m): 1:50pm On Mar 16
congratulations on your marriage to her...
Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Wife In Bed With Another Man! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54am On Mar 16
OlayemiAshraf:
I'll beat the shit out of that nigga , he'll be diagnosed with diabetic.... .. like wtf ..you have the audacity to come to my house to fucc my woman, on my mvthafvckin bed ??.... Mehn smh

*Sip lean*
And if the man dies...you go to jail because of the whoreee of a wife and this time she will even be having 3some on your bed....

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Introverted Bad Girl by SmellingAnus(m): 1:50am On Mar 12
Following cool
Romance / Re: She Is Rejecting My Advances, Yet Wants To Know Everything About Me by SmellingAnus(m): 9:50am On Mar 09
take her out... give her a good treat... after which don't pick her calls again.... infact block her numbers... Then you move on... when she comes back to start begging, you make the rules.. if she doesn't come back then good riddance..

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Crime / Re: The Rise Of Mario..my Journey So Far As A Cultist. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:26pm On Mar 08
Following cool

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Politics / Re: Rivers State Flags Off Construction Of Orochiri-Wurukwo Flyover by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26am On Mar 07
Abalado:
Rotimi Ameachi will be having headache by now self,,,Lol......
Obviously you don't live in Port Harcourt.... Wike is no where near Ameachi in terms of achievement as a Governor...

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Business / Re: Phase 1 - Machiavellian Tactics (Life Lessons You Must Know) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18am On Mar 07
Lordfranklin:

Please can I get a PDF or EPUB copy of The Mafia Manager?
I have never come across the pdf ... it's hard copy ....
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? (screenshot) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:30pm On Mar 06
Everrich96:



Boss just platonic friendship o .. angry angry
chei you fvck up but that babe just take advantage of your weakness through manipulation...


that babe really deal with you... for toto wey you never pound , na him she you turn to her maga... anyway, just try to recover... hopefully you don learn lesson from this experience... make Baba God help you come back on your feet...
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? (screenshot) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:22pm On Mar 06
Everrich96 This one she dey bill you like say na every day you dey bang her? But wait o... Is it just a platonic friendship?

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