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Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2021
LadyTiannah2:


Lol you forgot to mention that a 19 year old will only look his way if he has money. If he's broke or living from hand to mouth, no girl that age would look at him lol
Lol... nevertheless, he is still very much at an advantageous position cos he could just be okay and still have that pussssy that has lesser years of dvck experience...

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Broken A Lady's Heart.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:53pm On Mar 18, 2021
Teaveapoet:
Continue! When you clock 40 and you're unmarried just know it's you.
Lol .. at 40 he will easily see 19 years old girl that will marry him .... let me not complete what I am about to say assuming he was of the opposite sex... Lol

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Romance / Re: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by SmellingAnus(m): 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2021
congratulations on your marriage to her...
Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Wife In Bed With Another Man! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54am On Mar 16, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
I'll beat the shit out of that nigga , he'll be diagnosed with diabetic.... .. like wtf ..you have the audacity to come to my house to fucc my woman, on my mvthafvckin bed ??.... Mehn smh

*Sip lean*
And if the man dies...you go to jail because of the whoreee of a wife and this time she will even be having 3some on your bed....

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Introverted Bad Girl by SmellingAnus(m): 1:50am On Mar 12, 2021
Following cool
Romance / Re: She Is Rejecting My Advances, Yet Wants To Know Everything About Me by SmellingAnus(m): 9:50am On Mar 09, 2021
take her out... give her a good treat... after which don't pick her calls again.... infact block her numbers... Then you move on... when she comes back to start begging, you make the rules.. if she doesn't come back then good riddance..

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Crime / Re: The Rise Of Mario..my Journey So Far As A Cultist. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:26pm On Mar 08, 2021
Following cool

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Politics / Re: Rivers State Flags Off Construction Of Orochiri-Wurukwo Flyover by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26am On Mar 07, 2021
Abalado:
Rotimi Ameachi will be having headache by now self,,,Lol......
Obviously you don't live in Port Harcourt.... Wike is no where near Ameachi in terms of achievement as a Governor...

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Business / Re: 1 - Deleted by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18am On Mar 07, 2021
Lordfranklin:

Please can I get a PDF or EPUB copy of The Mafia Manager?
I have never come across the pdf ... it's hard copy ....
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? (screenshot) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:30pm On Mar 06, 2021
Everrich96:



Boss just platonic friendship o .. angry angry
chei you fvck up but that babe just take advantage of your weakness through manipulation...


that babe really deal with you... for toto wey you never pound , na him she you turn to her maga... anyway, just try to recover... hopefully you don learn lesson from this experience... make Baba God help you come back on your feet...
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? (screenshot) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:22pm On Mar 06, 2021
Everrich96 This one she dey bill you like say na every day you dey bang her? But wait o... Is it just a platonic friendship?
Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17pm On Mar 04, 2021
dollytino4real:
some girls too dey, dey greedy with all their things, money tohtoh too sef!
hahhahaha me no want girls wey dey selfish/greedy with all her things o cheesy cheesy but na true you talk
Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by SmellingAnus(m): 4:48pm On Mar 04, 2021
dollytino4real:
beta they break up abi break down sef!
hahahhaha... Since them never marry e better but then fit regret am too sha... No where dey perfect...
Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Mar 04, 2021
dollytino4real:
is this relationship do or die affair? or wat is involved dat he is not telling us
my first comment on this page was for the person that started this thread... This other comment you saw and quoted is for a married guy and his wife...

It looks like the two persons involved in this matter/thread has already broken up judging from the comments of the girlfriend...
Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by SmellingAnus(m): 4:06pm On Mar 04, 2021
Roon9:


This comment is the best so far
My wife and I had/having much greater fights and I don't think I can trade her for the whole world
exactly my point...That you guys fight doesn't mean both of you don't know how valuable you are to each other... Hence it's very possible both of you are not willing to let go of each other no matter what ...

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Experienced Love And First Sight? Share Your Story by SmellingAnus(m): 4:03pm On Mar 04, 2021
Heartdanny:
I was on a bus to Enugu to meet a guy my cousin have arranged for me to marry, so on the bus a guy tall, handsome and well built was seating next to me. I saw how he made sure he sate next to me. Along the line we started talk onlike me that don't talk much I saw my self telling him everything about me where I was going and all that. We exchange numbers but he said he will call me the next day to know how it went since I will be spending a night there. But I ending up coming back that same day cos the marriage will not work base on he has married before with kids.
But form the day I saw this guy on the bus all I could think of was him. He called as promised and we started what I will call a wonderful relationship. We can't do without each other we became best friend, I feel so free and secured when am round him.
Well he got a job and relocated to another state which is very far from our state we could only see when he is around cos my mum wouldn't all me out of the house. We only talk on phone. Dou it was good cos he made sure he told me where and what he is doing all the time.
But distance took away my best friend cos one night he called crying on the phone when I asked what the problem he said someone is pregnant for him. To cut the story he ended up marring her.
Am married to one of the best man in the world and we are living happily and I have never set my eyes on my love at first sight friend. after my marriage I followed my husband to where he resides and ended every communication with him even Dou I have his number on my phone.
One day his number called me I didn't pick at first I went to my phone call log to see if I mistakenly called him but no. He called again and I pick up he said is me, I asked how he got my number he said he went to my house my mum gave him the number.
He still goes to my house to see my mum and buy things for her when ever he is around. He said he feels at home when ever he is there. I never introduced him to my mum but he told her he is my friend.
Wow... This life no balance... Sometimes life has a way of keeping certain persons we love far away from us till we have lost that person to another person...

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Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Mar 04, 2021
Iamafinegirl:

This is the lady in question have commented already look through in the thread
Having read what both of you wrote... Both of you don't deserve each other... You need a better man and he too needs a better woman... But another part of me still wished you guys settle cos there is no guarantee the next person will be better... But your guy try sha... You mean say since una dey date him never taste you... Few Nigerian men are that foolish , more reason you should just remain with the guy.... Nobody is perfect... Love is about two intelligent persons willing to be foolish to each other...

CC: bwambasolomon

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Business / Re: 1 - Deleted by SmellingAnus(m): 2:47pm On Mar 04, 2021
TheUndercover:
The fewer words you need to explain, the likelier you are believed.

The more words you use, the less they’ll like what you say.

Misdirection: if they say a lot of words without communicating a bottom line, they’re deceiving you.
True... Like V said in mafia manager... IF YOU MUST LIE, BE BRIEF...

Keep up the good work here... The first time I read the book Mafia Manger, I realized I was reading about myself ... In all, everyone must know how to add and minus some of these words you have written to be more effective in our current realities...

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Romance / Re: It Is Better To Be Dating Who You Love Than To Marry Who You Don't Love. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:04pm On Feb 28, 2021
Prettyangelng:
but true love cannot be influenced.
When your so called true love is tested , only then you will realize that LOVE ALONE IS NOT ENOUGH
Romance / Re: Don't Mercy For Any Lady In Her 30 To 40 Unmarried by SmellingAnus(m): 11:03am On Feb 24, 2021
Lol...make I comment my reserve grin lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya And Davido Play Football Together (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48am On Feb 22, 2021
samuel19222:
clear road for that man wey dey play seven, I hope you Dey defend with your four and your one Dey intact
https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included
Travel / Re: Military Aircraft, King Air 350 Crashes In Abuja, 6 Passengers Feared Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24pm On Feb 21, 2021
Folabifreeman:
We Live to Die. Adieu


FolabifreemanCommented.
I almost thought you wrote " To Live and Die in La".... grin it's a song by Tupac Shakur...
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Marries Rosy Meurer As His New Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 5:02pm On Feb 15, 2021
dollytino4real:
is a man's world after all
hahahah true babe...
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Marries Rosy Meurer As His New Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 2:20pm On Feb 15, 2021
Tonto wasn't mad after all

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Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:26pm On Feb 14, 2021
Viicfuntop:


Happy new year. So long
first time I am seeing your comment for almost a year or more now... Good to know you are okay... Are you back to Naija?
Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:37pm On Feb 14, 2021
Viicfuntop:
Girls too. It’s not gender specific undecided
Happy New year
Romance / Re: If Only Men Discover That All Cunts Are The Same Then They Won't Cheat. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:35am On Feb 14, 2021
Where you got it wrong is when you said all cunts are the same... They are never the same... Some are wet, very wet and others dry or even very dry.... Some are definitely sweeter than others...

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Romance / Re: After Getting Her Pregnant, My Friend's Married Boyfriend Ask Her To Abort by SmellingAnus(m): 6:19pm On Feb 10, 2021
Elprima:


I just find it weird that within two months, she had decided that he was worth getting pregnant for and settling down with. She didn't even ask him if he wanted to have a family with her.
spot on bro. ...it's also possible she would have dumped a more genuine guy for this other guy....

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