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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On Sep 08, 2020
silibaba:
Na you talk and na only dey laff.


Is oyedepo better than you?
Lol... Why not ask yourself that question... Lol... Most important thing is that daddy freeze has been humbled by a pastor ... If him get mind make him insult the pastor...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17am On Sep 08, 2020
Olaolufred:


Threat and intimidation is of the devil.

Christ is LOVE.
In my Bible David confronted Goliath and even killed him... Daddy Freeze is a Goliath to the pastor and there is nothing wrong in the pastor confronting him... Is just that he hasn't killed him yet... cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:39am On Sep 08, 2020
bentenny:

Lol....Smh
Who is daddy freeze?
Does he lead a church with different branches scattered all over Nigeria and abroad?
Between freeze and Pastor David,whose reputation is at stake currently?
If Freeze were to drop dead based on the Pastor's threat,pastor David won't only be a prime suspect but his followers will be badly affected!
You call it fear...but looking closely,I call it intelligence!
He delayed his verbal attack in other to check how the media space would react to the irresponsible outbursts of Pastor David...Once it turned out the way he planned,he simply acted the script of the victim and the rest presently is history!
Guy please apply logical in a matter before concluding...this is purely common sense!
Lol.. his followers will badly be affected? LMFAO... Daddy freeze has been humbled... Him for insult Pastor David like him insult Bishop Oyedepo

Talk from now till tomorrow... Daddy freeze no go ever make the mistake to insult Bishop Oyedepo again...

I am so happy here cos I didn't know a day will come that this guy will literarily be scared of a pastor...


Pls can you do me favour... Try and convince Freeze to insult Pastor David ... I wan see something cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:19am On Sep 08, 2020
Amumaigwe:


So your brand of Christianity thrives on threat and intimidation? Is it the same religion Christ taught or another?
David, the man loved so much by God was a hell of a fighter.
Israel got to where they are now by, avalanche of wars. Even Jesus called someone a fox... That you are a Christian doesn't mean you should be stupid... I am even surprised Daddy freeze didn't respond with his usual insult... The guy is already dead scared... I believe as you are you will not be silent if someone is insulting your parents... Daddy Freeze got what he deserved ... I support the Pastor 100perent... It's either you love God like David who is also a fighter or you love God like any other Bible character that would have overlooked this guy's insult...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:02am On Sep 08, 2020
gassbee:
afraid catch freeze, i tot he was going to reply with his normal missiles , freeze realises he can b dealth with severely by Pastor David
Exactly... He has been humbled...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:00am On Sep 08, 2020
bentenny:

In case you dont know Freeze has nothing to lose by insulting
Between Freeze and Pastor David,who do you think has much to lose?
Daddy Freeze has more to lose which is his life that is why he is calling on law enforcement agencies to hold the pastor responsible if anything happens to him... Can't you see that for once daddy free has been humbled by a Pastor ... I was hoping he would insulted the Pastor like he insulted Bishop Oyedepo (https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo) but fear no let am...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54am On Sep 08, 2020
chaloskyx:
fear who? ibiyeomie his curses hold no water against the innocent lets see if anything would happen to freeze in the coming months nada all naa mouth
what you should be saying is let's see if daddy freeze will have the balls to insult Bishop Oyedepo again ...

https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 9:52am On Sep 08, 2020
cyberghost23:
Daddy freeze dey fear lmao....
U know use your dingat, nitwit and other english curse words for am lmao..
Fist time freeze humble n freeze..
grin
true him dey fear... First time I dey see Pastor wey humble am...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 9:35am On Sep 08, 2020
Daddy Freeze humble. Too much shaleye. Go insult Bishop Oyedepo again na wetin I dey wait for.. I believe say any where him see Bishop Oyedepo name, him go either avoid am or talk about am with respect...

Christianity is not a call to stupidity...
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: Daddy Freeze Is A Bastard For Insulting Oyedepo, My Father by SmellingAnus(m): 9:24am On Sep 07, 2020
That's why I love Pastor Ibiyeomie... If them born daddy freeze well make him insult am again...

Have you ever seen Daddy Freeze insulting Imams or Muslim clerics? He knows what may follow... I repeat if them born am well make him open that him mouth to insult Bishop Oyedepo again...
Sports / Re: TB Joshua Warns Messi Against Leaving Barcelona by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29pm On Sep 02, 2020
Misleading headline
Family / Re: How Do I Handle This Kind Of Woman? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:55am On Sep 02, 2020
You are going through what many married couples go through...

All I can say is that you are not married to that girl... Use your tongue to count your teeth and advise yourself...

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught By Husband Sleeping With Another Man In A Hotel by SmellingAnus(m): 10:08pm On Aug 26, 2020
This kind woman fit dey starve her husband of fvck but she go dey tell another man to fvck her scatter...

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Femi Kayode Is Dead! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:13pm On Aug 26, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: ;D 22 Very Funny And Ridiculous Nairaland Monikers by SmellingAnus(m): 11:01pm On Aug 13, 2020
Torie8:
What of smellyAnus grin
Lol...

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Crime / Re: American Zoo Apologizes For Putting An African On Display At Their Zoo In 1906 by SmellingAnus(m): 11:07am On Aug 13, 2020
Mad o...

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 10:21am On Aug 12, 2020
Missyford31:


Yes it's good to learn about other cultures. I'm in Australia atm. As soon as travels allowed again I'll be coming to Owerri for a couple weeks. I've been all around Australia but never out of it. I was supposed to be there this month already. I'm hoping I can come there soon tho.
Oh nice... You are welcome... Hopefully I get to see your beautiful face if it's possible...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11am On Aug 12, 2020
Missyford31:


Thanks. Yeah sometimes I dnt come on here for ages but I like reading all bout Nigeria and is a great way to understand the pidgin I've learner a fair bit�
Nice... Its a good quality trying to learn about the culture/language of another country... I hope to be like you... Lol... So are you currently in Nigeria, Australia or where?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 1:56am On Aug 12, 2020
Missyford31:


Lol hafa
beautiful Dp... Fortunately and Unfortunately you are taken... Lol... First time I am noticing your moniker...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 9:41pm On Aug 11, 2020
Missyford31:


Hahahaha. AK-47 that's legendary ���
grin grin grin hi sweetie..
Politics / Re: Ephraim Nwuzi Defects To APC In Rivers (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:19pm On Aug 06, 2020
ChiefOloye:
Which faction of APC did he defect to, that of Amaechi or Abe's?
In his speech Hon Ephraim Nwuzi, promised to formally join the party (APC) with his supporters on a letter date! And promise to remain loyal to Rt Hon Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, the minister of transportation our leader.


Thank me for helping you even as you are lazy to read... Lol... Just seriously joking .. no offense...
Politics / Re: ‘Al-Qaeda Is Penetrating North-West Nigeria’ — US Alerts Nigeria by SmellingAnus(m): 7:40pm On Aug 05, 2020
Which way Nigeria...

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Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44pm On Aug 03, 2020
Dueprince:

due to the high level of spirituality in Christ in this church, when an appointed shepherd or pastor don't have the quality, capacity and capability to solve a spiritual problem makes him to seek for an occult power just to keep in line with others that why when people see this they tag the name of the church bad believing that all are bad, which are also seen many other churches and congregation. But this kind of people will eventuality go down.

You are 100% right...

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Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 9:01pm On Aug 02, 2020
SmartchildTutor:

Don't mind op.
He left Cele, revealed what he knew about them and bad things started happening to him.
Then he remembered they once said if you leave and say bad things about the church, you'll have bad luck.
He's now trying to say good things about Cele so that good things will come to him.
All na wash!
So long you don chop and drink form their alter, them go collect back if you leave.
It's not negotiable.
Lol... I already knew about number 10 before I left the church... Till date I don't lie against the Church... Instead I speak the truth knowing fully well that it's a genuine Church with some members with their shortcomings...
Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 8:51pm On Aug 02, 2020
Passionate888:
You no put your church SMHOS, you no want am to live long too?
Lol... You are right it's my Church... But I don put Winners there na... If you know you know...
Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 8:25pm On Aug 02, 2020
Tango123:



Op, thank you for saying the truth about number 10, and for including it.

However, how much did this number 10 influence what u said above.
Honestly it didn't... I actually took note of it while I was still a member... There are many persons that suffered from it... Some of them had to come back to Cele for things to be okay... Most important lesson I learnt was never to wrongly accuse Cele of what it is not...

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Religion / My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 5:16pm On Aug 02, 2020
I currently attend arguebly the most popular Pentecostal Church in Rivers State... I have been a Pentecostal for over a decade now...

Below are my unbiased summary of Celestial Church of Christ...

1. Cele is a genuine Church that believes in Jesus Christ and the use of the holy Bible...

2. Cele have both good and bad members just as any other Pentecostal, Catholic, Anglican etc.. Church...

3. Cele has many parishes/branches Nation wide...

4. One Parish may have a Shepard/Pastor that is bad maybe even using occultic powers just as some Pentecostal pastors also use occultic powers but that doesn't mean that Pentecostal church is bad ...

5. Many other parishes/branches have God fearing Shepards/Pastors that relate to their members with the fear of God...

6. The only colour of candle permitted in Cele Church is white... Anyone that tells you otherwise is lying to you...

7. Cele is also a member of CAN... In my time in Cele, I saw many good Prophets, I also saw few evil Prophets that were exposed by the good ones...

8. Cele does not permit fornication and adultery but that does not mean some members or even Shepards don't engage in it same way some Pastors of Pentecostal churches also engage in fornication and adultery...

9. Cele believes in both the new and old testament of the Bible although more of their activities seem to be focused more on the old testament but that doesn't mean they don't believe and operate in the new testament as well...

10. One thing I noticed about the church is that if you leave the church and you begin to lie about the church or say negative things about the church, you may likely suffer harsh consequences...

Conclusion: Cele is a good church that has it's fair share of good and bad people... It has both sincere and occultic Shepard's/Pastors just as Pentecostal Churches ... Cele is part of the body of Christ just as other denominations are part of it...
Cele has been more of a blessing to me than a curse... I only left the church for personal reasons of which I dont have bad blood for the church because I know that it has also been a huge blessing to me...

Long Live the Body of Christ
Long Live Celestial Church
Long Live Catholic Church
long Live Anglican Church
Long Live Redeemed Church
Long Live Winners Chapel
Long Live Deeper Life
Long Live Cherubim
Long Live Apostolic
Etc....

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Uses Swag To Carry Her Bum Short After Making Love With Praise (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:46pm On Aug 01, 2020
Notatribalist:
Like seriously? Married and cheat on live TV?
Separated before she came to the house... Married to an old Englishman...

Truth is conji doesn't understand married or not, rich or poor... What do you expect when males and females are kept in the same house to live for weeks...

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Uses Swag To Carry Her Bum Short After Making Love With Praise (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:57pm On Aug 01, 2020
ApostleAnarchy:
So after all this, she hopes to get married, upon she has turned her body to filth?
God, I pray you guide honest men from ladies who have desecrated your temple, Amen
She is already married and have a daughter... She have properties, diamond etc... she also has a daughter...

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Politics / Re: China Loan: I Don't See Anything Wrong With Sovereignty Clause - Amaechi by SmellingAnus(m): 5:02pm On Jul 31, 2020
Penaldo:



The minister who spoke to journalists on Wednesday at Idu train station in Abuja during a COVID-19 protocol compliance and inspection, said the implication of the clause is that if Nigeria defaults on loans repayment, China has right to take over those assets and run them until it recovers its money.
I also don't see anything wrong in this clause except Nigerian Government was trying to scam the Chinese by not paying back the loans they took...
Politics / Re: Ironsi’s Death, My Role In Brigadier Ogundipe’s Escape by SmellingAnus(m): 4:56pm On Jul 31, 2020
Wow...

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