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Politics / Re: Knife Of 1968 Will Not Cut In 2021, Niger Deltans Reply Buhari, Say Igbos Are Ou by SmellingAnus(m): 5:52pm On Jun 13, 2021
Igboid:


You are either Igbo or you are not Igbo. Nothing like more Igbo or less Igbo.

Just try and represent your own clan in SS and not try to speak for everyone in SS.
That's my point.

Ndiigbo never hated or loved any group. We are like mirrors, we reflect what you place before us.
If you come with love, we show you love, if you come with hate, we show you hate.
This is why I think IPOB is unnatural and un Igbo.
You have them giving unmerited love to groups who are only out to show Ndiigbo hate. That's madness and un-Igbo.
Lol... Even America, they have what we call African American... I know that it's needles explaining this whole issue of SS and Biafra cos your minds have been programmed to accept SS as part of Biafra but I am only doing this as a lover of Igbos of which I am also an Igbo Man by blood.... This people of SS love the Igbos, if for nothing, the Igbos supported their own very well when he was in Power... You guys are the ones unknowingly bringing bad blood between SS and SE because of your insistence on wanting SS as part of Biafra... Ask yourself this simple question... Who does the FG fear more between SE and SS... Of course you know the answer ... I have done my part by telling you the truth both as an Igbo Man and SS man... It's left for you guys to use tongue to count your teeth
Politics / Re: Knife Of 1968 Will Not Cut In 2021, Niger Deltans Reply Buhari, Say Igbos Are Ou by SmellingAnus(m): 5:12pm On Jun 13, 2021
Igboid:


And most Igbos have problem with you because just like above, rather than speak for your specific ethnic group, you decided to claim to be spokesperson for entire ethnicity in SS including the proudly Igbo ones.
You are ultimately guilty of same crime you accuse IPOB of.
You want IPOB to restrict BIAFRA to Igboland which I agree. But in same breath, you don't want to restrict Niger Delta to your own ethnic group.
You should learn to do what you preach. It's a well established fact that a significant chunk of SS is part and parcel of Igboland. So why are people like you pretending to speak for everyone else there? Why should you have the Monopoly to use SS and make blank statements without being judged but Igbo groups in SS cannot do same?

If you say SS is Niger Delta republic, you expect me to understand that you are referring to non Igbo parts of Niger Delta. But when I say SS is part of Biafra, you want to kill yourselves and refuse to understand we are speaking of Igbo speaking parts.
l am more Igbo than even Niger Delta however due to certain circumstances I prefer my Niger Delta roots while I still have my love for the Igbos... Take this to the bank... Nobody is forcing anybody to remain in South South... When you guys make your country with your 5 states, you can bring over anybody that wants to join your Biafra from the South South... Even South South is not so united that we will all want to be together... Maybe Edo and Delta may even form their own country .... But it will be very foolish to think that any state in the South will want to be part of Biafra... They will rather form their country... We know how the Igbos suffered and were heavily marginalized in Nigeria and we will not foolishly make the same mistake to be part of Biafra.... By the way, we love Biafra... Many of us in the South South are even related to the Igbos... I will always love the Igbos... Sorry for thr typos
Family / Re: How Can One Handle "Ur Wife Sleeps With Other Man(men) Messages? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:30pm On Jun 13, 2021
Firstly, this thread will surely make frontpage...


Secondly, you are asking the wrong persons... Why not ask the seer what you should do about the revelation or what ways you can catch your wife red handed

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Politics / Re: Knife Of 1968 Will Not Cut In 2021, Niger Deltans Reply Buhari, Say Igbos Are Ou by SmellingAnus(m): 12:48pm On Jun 13, 2021
tungamaje:
I haven't read the nairaland ND people 's spokesman Ekpeboob abi Ekpetit's response I want to hear what he will tell this Ijaw group who said they Igbo blood relatives
What that woman said it's the truth... Igbos are related to us the Niger Delta people... We can't deny the Igbos what is good for them.... She just spoke the mind of Niger Deltans which also means that in as much as we support the Igbos but we will prefer to have our own Republic where both countries of Biafra and Niger Delta can cooperate .... The embolden is where many Igbos get it wrong and they begin to insult us... I believe even Nnamdi Kanu is beginning to understand that what is delaying Biafra is the inclusion of South South...

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Religion / Re: Today Is Prophet T.B. Joshua's 58th Posthumous Birthday by SmellingAnus(m): 11:41am On Jun 12, 2021
Happy Birthday to God's General... Keep resting far away from this wicked world...
Romance / Re: Please Help My Relationship Is Crashing by SmellingAnus(m): 9:23am On Jun 04, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked





Your boyfriend is not just an insecure scumbag who is unappreciative of the lenghts you're willing to displease yourself and go to so as not to put a financial strain on him, he is also emotionally colour blind not to see all the red flags that show that you are an undercover whoore whose kpekus is being shared..
cheesy @ the emboldened
Politics / Re: Deltans, Edo Will Form A United Kingdom With Oduduwa If Nigeria Breaks Up. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26pm On Jun 03, 2021
michelz:

In the event that Nigeria eventually splits up, how about the Igbo-speaking people in the South South? Where do you reckon they will align?
It's no crime if they want to move over to the South Eastern States or if they want to have dual citizenship... As for me, I have strong links with the East and South South.... I also know that Igbos have been treated unfairly after the Civil War so I sympathize with them... It's better to let them go in peace.... Without sentiments I can say that many persons in the south south sympathize with the Igbos but that doesn't mean majority want to be part of Biafra... I love Igbos n I hope they get there freedom from Nigeria...

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Politics / Re: Deltans, Edo Will Form A United Kingdom With Oduduwa If Nigeria Breaks Up. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2021
fozapi:


lol,..i repeat there is nothing like south south stop behaving fulanis hiding under north and hausa,we have tribes in ss and ss is not a tribe,how dare you speak for delta we have igbos there,okonjo iweale is igbo from delta,you people are not getting the memo,we dont need you anymore,you never supported biafra in 1967 instead you ijaws supported fulanis,so we know,ss didnt betray biafra some tribes in ss did
k.
Politics / Re: Deltans, Edo Will Form A United Kingdom With Oduduwa If Nigeria Breaks Up. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:26pm On Jun 03, 2021
fozapi:


there is nothing like south south stop this scam,you have tribes and itsekiri wont allow ijaw lord over him so ask for ijaw republic and the rest can decide dont speak for other tribes in south south,ok

https://www.nairaland.com/6584804/south-south-there-nothing-like
Currently there is something like South South... except you don't live in Nigeria.... Secondly from the comments above, you will realize that most people from the South South don't want to be part of any thing Biafra... The earlier Biafra focus on only the South Eastern States the earlier they will achieve it... Edo and Delta will rather be alone among themselves or with other South South States than to be part of Biafra... People are wiser now... Although I wish Biafra good luck... But they should focus on their states and how to build alliance with other regions in the South...


Unfortunately, you guys will not listen... I am not a fan of Wike, But I think his body language and speech should make you guys have a rethink about wanting to force South South to be part of Biafra cos it will never happen
Politics / Re: Deltans, Edo Will Form A United Kingdom With Oduduwa If Nigeria Breaks Up. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:55pm On Jun 03, 2021
JustASeer:
Na wao. If the sw, se and ss eventually fights against the hausa/fulani force and peradventure wins the battle, the ss will be the next bone of contention. The se might want to annex the ss while the sw might want to support and take some part of the ss. Except there's a strong agreement before battle between the sw and se that no one touches the ss, but i don't think that might be possible.
Lol... And you think the South South will be foolish enough to join either Oduduwa or Biafra... Note: I have nothing against these two ( Oduduwa and Biafra)

I wish Biafra will understand that the people of South South actually sympathize with them... Infact many of us have ties with Igbos... But they should get it clear.... South-South will rather stay alone as Niger Delta Republic... Than to foolishly join Biafra or Oduduwa and suffer the same Fate the Igbos suffered in Nigeria... Although it's better for Nigeria to be One but it's better for the country to split than go into another Civil War....

I wrote this thread below in 2017


https://www.nairaland.com/3832563/least-five-countries-come-into
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:04pm On Jun 03, 2021
A305:
One thing I have come to realize is; when a Nairalander intends to sign up their very first account, the individual uses his name, nickname or something sensible and meaningful. But when they deactivate to start another account. You would be seeing funny monikers like:

Smellyanus
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And many more funny monikers.

Majority of people who come up with these bizarre names are guys and if want to see more, take a scroll to the Olosho thread. Funny new monikers always gets created to either troll or disguise.




Lol...I am just seeing this cos you misspelt my moniker
Politics / Re: At Least Five Countries Will Come Into Existence If Nigeria Is Divided by SmellingAnus(m): 1:22pm On May 25, 2021
I created this topic on my birthday in 2017... I still stand by everything I wrote here...

Lalasticlala
Politics / Re: We Support The Breakaway Of Biafra But We Will Never Be Part Of Biafra. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On May 25, 2021
Augla1:

To be sincere eeh, this your republic of Niger Delta will be worse than present day Nigeria courtesy to your diversity
Is it better that Niger Delta should be part of Biafra?
Celebrities / Re: Aloma: I Was Offered N100m To Say That Davido Killed Tagbo (Video) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:45pm On May 20, 2021
Nothing is impossible in Naija...

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Family / Re: My Daughter Is Growing So Fast - Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 3:30pm On May 14, 2021
Nice... No need for dna... Congratulations bro on being a good father...
Politics / Re: Fulani People Brainwashed To Think All Of Nigeria Belongs To Them—Prof Akintoye by SmellingAnus(m): 4:09pm On May 13, 2021
Hmmnnn very expository...
Politics / Re: Anonymous Expose A Plot To Assassinate Samuel Ortom by SmellingAnus(m): 1:09pm On May 04, 2021
I was here
Romance / Re: My Fianceé Has Very Hot Temper, Please Advise Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Apr 28, 2021
MummyD2020:


What happens to the kids?
The advice is for the Op... He is not yet married to the girl ... I am only asking him to learn from the guy I quoted who is already going through wrath of a hot tempered wife...
Romance / Re: My Fianceé Has Very Hot Temper, Please Advise Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:56am On Apr 28, 2021
Guyman02:
My wife is hot tempered, I must confess that it has really drained me, it took years for her to know the damage she was doing to us by her temper.
Simple family discussion can lead to serious quarrel. It got so bad I started reacting to her madness when it starts and this led to me smashing her phone and she retaliated, when the dust settles she will apologize but for days me that is a very gentle person will feel awkward that neighbours heard us exchanging words, imagine the emotional torture and feeling of embarrassment.

I tried to end the marriage but kids were already involved, I ignored her hot temper during our courtship thinking it was something I can always handle.

A hot tempered woman would get you emotional drained at a period you need a shoulder to lean on when you get home.
Very soon she will clash with your female relatives if they visit your house or try to call her to order if they find her talking back at you.
It's in your hands to decide what you want, no be we go advice you I am just sharing my personal experience.
jiksman3 : A wise man once said...
Them no dey use sweetness of woman toto to take marry her...

I know say her toto dey make you , you no dey reason well, but leave that relationship now cos I can assure you that there is very high chance of you regretting it... Just take this advice above... I can bet you that the person above is still suffering from the effects of hot tempered wife till date... e get why...

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:33pm On Apr 26, 2021
Ishilove:

Yes, the trust is there gidigba. I can always ask him for it and he will give me, but I choose not to. Let the heavy passwords remain
Anyway, as long as it has been working well for you, congratulations dear... keep to it...

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:26pm On Apr 26, 2021
CalabarPikin:


Fear women
I already know them���� like I talk before... even the woman I go marry, I no go expect her to dey faithful to me... lol

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Apr 26, 2021
CalabarPikin:
Hmmmm




I never believed anything can break my heart until I saw her chat with another guy....guess what....na me on hotspots for her....guess again...na my phone she the take snap send give them....hmmm....another guess, the hair she made before taking the pix....na me giver her money....na my bed she dey take the pix....... embarassed embarassed


I no wan go back memory lane....let me end there so far
You mean she use your phone take snap nudes for your bed take send to another man? Lol
Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:31pm On Apr 26, 2021
Ishilove:
No experience. His phone is heavily passworded and I can't be bothered about checking because the trust is there.
Is this is a joke or what? heavily passworded but the trust is still there?
Politics / Re: Dorathy Yohanna: Greenfield University Student Killed By Kidnappers In Kaduna by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04pm On Apr 23, 2021
which way Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Five Things You Didn’t Know About Ada Jesus by SmellingAnus(m): 12:32am On Apr 22, 2021
charlesucheh:
which the Mum refused and was yelling on social media for him to send his account so she can transfer his money back. I don't do spiritual stuffs, But may what killed her, if not of GOD, go same way!
you are wise...

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 10:17pm On Apr 21, 2021
[quote author=Josywhyte post=100991461][/quote] no doubt it's a mystery... personally wether the man is fake or real... it's good for people to mind their business especially when it has to do with people like that... it will not be nice to learn it the hard way....
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2021
Josywhyte:
Dead? After receiving N1m from Odumeje?
You mean the same money her mother openly rejected... That news was even on Nairaland frontpage ...

https://www.nairaland.com/6511577/ada-jesus-mother-rejects-prophet
TV/Movies / Re: If A Movie Was To Be Made About Your Life, What Would The Title Be? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:11am On Apr 16, 2021
The Last Don...

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Politics / Re: I Support Terrorist Groups Like Taliban, Al-qaeda, Not Boko Haram— Isa Pantami by SmellingAnus(m): 9:09am On Apr 16, 2021
NaijaMutant:

How do I remove my comment undecided
Hahhahahahhaha
Politics / Re: I Support Terrorist Groups Like Taliban, Al-qaeda, Not Boko Haram— Isa Pantami by SmellingAnus(m): 9:01am On Apr 16, 2021
I wanted to say something but I just remembered I have done my sim registration...
Religion / Re: CCC..... Celestial Church Of Christ (oil And Soap Bath) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:21am On Apr 13, 2021
I once created a thread that made front page about my views as a former member of Celestial Church... just go through the thread below...

https://www.nairaland.com/6029965/unbiased-summary-former-member-celestial

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