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Religion / Re: Pastor Bathes Female Church Members In Basin During Crossover Service In Ghana by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Jan 02, 2022
Psoul:
One bathe them
The other one rub them anointing oil
And the other one gives pants.

You see this thing called women,
They don't have brain.
How can they be so gullible.
Just as you are so gullible to believe this skit... The man in question has been doing similar skits for some years now...
Nairaland / General / Re: What New Discovery Did You Make This Year? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:37pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rilwayne001:



All these amongst many others..
Everything you wrote that you discovered, I also discovered it... Nice one... It was as if I was reading what I wrote when I read yours..
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by SmellingAnus(m): 1:38pm On Dec 30, 2021
TheKingsmann:
I honestly don't have anything bad against him whatsoever, but he should know his limits, I felt so angry when he told a married lady that he wants to have bluefilm with her, if you were a female would u have love such joke? like I said earlier there are some limits to some things, he can have the liberty to clown around , no one gives a damn but telling someone that's married that he will pay her to have sexual intercourse with her is way bad

RoyalBlu you are free now, I guess he has been banned by the mods already.
Anyway I understand, we may not understand eachother... I use to be like you, I think I hmeven attacked him once cause I misunderstood his person ... But it's all good..
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41am On Dec 29, 2021
TheKingsmann:
The way he disrespects people on here, he must be banned, how can someone be a troll for more than 10 years? don't he have anything to do with his life? even others dat were clowning everywhere back then have move on, let him move on too and get a life
a troll that adds humour to what he does.... People already live very serious lives outside nairaland, so nairaland may just be another means to unwind... Anyway sha, I understand some persons will always be misunderstood.... I too misunderstood him some years ago on this platform ...

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Romance / Re: This Professional Ghanaian Twerker Has The Biggest Butt In Africa (PHOTOS) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:36am On Dec 29, 2021
KarinaLove:
I have a good Ass but I can never snap a backside picture of it to Post online.

I don't just fancy snapping or posting such.
Nuwa Nembe togu..
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by SmellingAnus(m): 1:25am On Dec 29, 2021
TheKingsmann:
Leave the pumpumking aka mrcork to me, I will make sure he gets banned, the troll keeps going around disrespecting people and using vulgar words on people
You already know he is Mr. cork.
So why do you want him banned? The guy is just catching cruise and giving some persons like me something to laugh about... He is the funniest clown or comedian on nairaland... Nairaland is actually boring without him...

My regards to the Great MrCock aka pumpumking

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Romance / Re: She Was Giving Out Free Sex To All Men by SmellingAnus(m): 11:36am On Dec 27, 2021
Lostchild:
smiley
Jerimoyamah....

Jehovah
Jesus Christ
Holy Michael

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Celebrities / Re: Bbn Miracle ex, share more details of how he broke her heart after their marriag by SmellingAnus(m): 12:33am On Dec 27, 2021
Okay
Celebrities / Re: Lalasticlala Celebrates His Daughter's 1st Birthday by SmellingAnus(m): 7:28pm On Dec 17, 2021
kals4luv990:
Ur prophesy came to pass just last month ontop tiwa head
Hahahhahahhahaha I had forgotten I even said something like this... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Fear Modern Day Girls: My Story by SmellingAnus(m): 6:32pm On Dec 16, 2021
Okay
Romance / Re: I by SmellingAnus(m): 4:24pm On Dec 09, 2021
SarutobiEky:
lmao. I no get gf sir grin cheesy
Hahahhahha okay Bros... No vex...
Romance / Re: I by SmellingAnus(m): 1:04pm On Dec 09, 2021
SarutobiEky:
you have pictures of the said girl? Congrats bro
this one you dey ask for pictures, abi you leave your girlfriend travel today?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Invite Me Over But Went Out With Another Man by SmellingAnus(m): 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Your girlfriend did not try.

When you arrived, she should have put on a cuckold porn for you to watch since your balls are for fancy.
He should be encouraged to store his fancy balls in deep freezer
Romance / Re: My Secret Obsession With Impregnating Another Man's Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 3:29pm On Nov 23, 2021
Kuriosmynd:

I'm not sure how this is related to the shame question though
you wrote many things there and I was only expressing what I was told that relates to what you said about stories of some women being raped and experiencing pleasure at the same time...

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Romance / Re: My Secret Obsession With Impregnating Another Man's Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 3:24pm On Nov 23, 2021
Hayee:
Hahahaha cheesy cheesy grin
Bro code in the mud cheesy cheesy
There is nothing like women supporting women and bro code angry angry angry
Shebi dis one just said his mind, do you know what is in the mind of other people too cheesy cheesy grin
Me gan sef that is talking if I tell you what is in my mind and my sexual fantasies ehn cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue tongue
Tell me... Are you fantasizing about having a threesomeeee with your man and his dad while his mom records the act?
Romance / Re: My Secret Obsession With Impregnating Another Man's Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 3:22pm On Nov 23, 2021
Kuriosmynd:

Maybe. Even while being shameful, it's a thought I have no control over, and can't fully analyse the psychological foundation of that thought.
Let me ask you: Have you heard of a wife being raped by robbers, and as the raping went on on the full glare of her husband, the abuse turns to an ecstatic pleasure to the victim that she began to moan and orgasm like mad? Is the orgasm shameful or not? Who are you to blame? Does the shame remove the reality of the orgasm from rape? Or how else do you want the woman to tell the story of how she felt
.
So you know...the house wife narrated the story of the rape and pleasure herself...
..
I have heard of such cases where the babes ended up having orgasm from rape... At least two babes have told me that... Although it still doesn't change the fact that it was rape....
Health / Re: How Do We Prevent "Reptiles" Snakes In A Toilet Bowl (WC) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:39am On Nov 22, 2021
Nice topic... I will love to learn from other people's comments

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Religion / Re: Christian Pentecostal Mission General Overseer Reverend Obiora Ezekiel Dies by SmellingAnus(m): 4:54pm On Nov 21, 2021
Rest in Peace Sir...


This year , Men of God just dey leave us ... E dey like say rapture don near true true...
Family / Re: The Harsh Things Your Wife Has Ever Told You. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48pm On Nov 19, 2021
Nyanabo:


Yes I'm Ijaw but not from Nembe. From Okrika/Burutu cheesy
oh I see... Sounds like a riverine name... Good to know...

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