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Celebrities / Re: Tacha, Davido, Wizkid, Burnaboy Falz Who Is The Real Celebrity Face Of Endsars? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27am On Oct 20, 2020
Falz of course...

But hope you were not sent so that you will know the celebrity to attack first...

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Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57am On Oct 19, 2020
Benbisco:


Rivers State names.
yeah... The last two names are of Bonny I guess..
Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:28am On Oct 19, 2020
hameed17943:
:SmellingAnus daz fvcking disqusting hahahah Sweetheart everyone has a smelling anus especially after defecation...
hahahaha disgusting truth you mean?
Politics / Re: Open Letter To The Northerners by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08am On Oct 19, 2020
Nice write-up... I wish Nigerians irrespective of North or South can unite but the reality on ground is that it may never happen... For me the North is as important as the South... It's only when we go our separate ways that we will realize that we needed each other and we ought to have lived in peace and respect for each other...

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Romance / Re: I Sniffed Her Whatsapp Chat Then I Saw This by SmellingAnus(m): 1:29am On Oct 19, 2020
You fit kill person o... Lol...

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Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:14pm On Oct 18, 2020
vanida6:
everytime i come across ur moniker here i feel like vomiting cheesy cheesy cheesy i wonder how u give ursef dat moniker grin

gosh SmellingAnus sad sad

pooooooor!!
Two major reasons I chose this moniker...

1. Hilarious purpose...
2. To make sense from a moniker that looks senseless... Lol...
Addendum... Focus on the content and not the container...
Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:51pm On Oct 18, 2020
vanida6:
SmellingAnus sad sad


daz fvcking disqusting cheesy cheesy
hahahah Sweetheart everyone has a smelling anus especially after defecation...

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Pets / Re: Huge Pyton Killed In Bayelsa by SmellingAnus(m): 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2020
Lala is waiting for the pictures
Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:48pm On Oct 18, 2020
Youngdick, finecountry, bonnyface
Family / Re: Lonely Girl In Lagos: I Need Companions Within Lekki & Environs by SmellingAnus(m): 4:08pm On Oct 16, 2020
Where are the Lekki folks... Oya o... Food is ready... Low key I wish you were in Ph grin
Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Who Is Cursed? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:12pm On Oct 14, 2020
You are still better than many persons... I know a former neighbor that was doing very well... He has a beautiful wife and kids... He has bought at least two cars for his wife... Today he is running away from people he is owing... His wife took their kids and left him... He is very much in debt... His case looks very hopeless... This life no balance but the life go balance itself Las Las...

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Romance / Re: I Don't Want To Have Sex With A Stranger. Please Advise. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2020
So who do you really want to fvck and what is stopping you from fvcking that person?

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Celebrities / Re: No Family Worth Its Salt Will Accept Vee – BBN Star Venita by SmellingAnus(m): 3:57pm On Oct 13, 2020
Between Neo and Vee who would add more value to the other... Rubbish talk... Where were you when he was selling indomie at the roadside... All these fake cousins that can help but will hide and want to share in your glory when you are become a star....

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Record Our Love-making Session by SmellingAnus(m): 1:48pm On Oct 12, 2020
Many of the people that will criticize your babe have done it before... Lol...

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Romance / Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59am On Oct 12, 2020
Mekenz:
your sister's husband cheated, because of that she left her home, so what's her aim of leaving, to punish the husband or what. so she will now becomes celibate or go and marry another man that won't cheat on her abi......

these days it only takes the grace of God for a married man not to cheat on his wife, mejority of women these days no longer accord cheating from their husbands a big offence that can dissolve their marriage.

some even know their husbands mistress, but chooses to ignore them, in other not to attract troubles in their homes.

so far their husbands is fulfilling their marital duties at home, and doesn't rub his cheating nature on her face, mejority of women no longer cares, who they are meeting outside. men will always be men especially these days that young girls no longer cover themselves well. married men are seeing alot these days.

Loud it... A friend of mine got married and he said he is no longer attracted to other women... I was laughing at him... I told him to relax that he is newly married that's why... Guess what... Less than two years into the marriage he has started banging different girls up and down like an AK47 that has lost control... This is not to say not all married men cheat... But it's difficult to find one that doesn't cheat... These days even the married women cheat with reckless abandon... Note we still have faithful men and women... Ahhhh who slap me... Lol

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Romance / Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by SmellingAnus(m): 1:44am On Oct 12, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
There are successful monogamous homes.

Cheating is not in any man's gene, it is borne from a lack of self control and is just infidelity at its finest.

are you married Sir ?
Romance / Re: My Neighbor's Wife Is In Love!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2020
Mamagee3 viewing Mrcork's thread... What a day grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Have A Prize For Anyone That Can Bang This Girl by SmellingAnus(m): 10:31pm On Oct 11, 2020
I have a cousin that won a similar bet... He banged her and won the bet but today she has given him three kids as his wife... True story...
Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Took EndSARS Campaign To Church (photos, video) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:22pm On Oct 11, 2020
southniyikaye:
does that look like a chorister's place to you? I was a member of a white garment church for almost 25yrs and a choir too.. He didn't even robe as a choir.... That's a front seat right there and not a chorister's stand...

And between why is he on shade inside the church? Is it sunny inside the church?
Lol.. you were a member of a white garment church but I was a member of Celestial Church for years.... I can tell you for free that, that is where the choir is located... I repeat don't try to mislead people on what you know nothing about...

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Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Took EndSARS Campaign To Church (photos, video) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:09pm On Oct 11, 2020
southniyikaye:
They even gave him front seat in a church because he is a celeb?
In the house of God, everyone is equal irrespective of who you are but na Nigerian, eye service is allowed....
Taking endsars to church ko neccesary, the ones done in the street is enough....
no... He is staying where choristers stay... Stop misleading people... If you don't know ask... That guy is also a chorister...

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Romance / Re: My Neighbor's Wife Is In Love!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51pm On Oct 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Ogbeni be careful na Express you dey go...

Remember my grandfather will always say to me son....
The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul
And purgatory for the wallet..

I thought he was done...then he called me again son.....

No matter what in life...don't bang a woman whose bride price has been paid....it hinder progress...but if she can show you a certificate of divorce or rather she was just cohabiting with the man...then you can go ahead and bang the hell out of her
I like your grandpa...
Romance / Re: Oloshos Are 100times Cleaner Than Regular Girls! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:30am On Oct 08, 2020
GOFRONT:
Na so i bleep one clean girl and now my dikc don begin comot thick milky liquid 3 days after d show... My boxer is always wet cos of this.....Infact i am on 5 shots of injection and ampicillin as i speak....

I never knew her puna was not as clean as her outward look...
go do test... You probably don contact gonorrhea
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am A Father Shame On You! Wizkid Reply Lauretta Onochie by SmellingAnus(m): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2020
Lol...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Leaves Hospital After Coronavirus Treatment by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21am On Oct 06, 2020
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Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Files House Motion To Dissolve SARS by SmellingAnus(m): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2020
Akin wan cut their slips

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