It's a full time job to be happy as a Nigerian living in Nigeria

Tricky situation considering the fact that you are in the UK and things may easily get out of hand...

Truth is , don't let anyone deceive you, there is almost nothing you can do to stop your attention seeking wife with an itchy clitoris to stop talking with that 50 year old Nigerian man that may still have the dick of 23 year old pornnnn star with the help of enhancement...



All I can say is accept my condolences to your young marriage in a foreign land...

omolola100:
Good evening my brothers and sisters
There is something I still don't understand and I need a clear and better explanation.

I attend a white garment church and the doctrine does not allow us to sit with the congregation because of the stain, there is a place packaged for us to sit and the corner of the church....
The issue right now is that my menstruation started last week Sunday and I don't know why it hasn't stop till this present moment.
I'm just thinking if I should go to church tomorrow because I don't want to sit at the corner of the church tomorrow because people might be suspicious something is wrong with me.
I haven't seen anything about this in the scripture, I just want to know if it's a sin to sit with the congregation while on period...

Hallelujah when you are in Rome you behave like the Romans... If you are not comfortable with such doctrines you leave the church to another church that is in line with your beliefs... Every Church has its doctrine or rules... They will not change such doctrines because of you ...

haekymbahd:
Thanks bro I'm sure you are God sent we learn everyday..

That will not help you... Just count your losses and move out of that compound... By the way, read below some words of wisdom I wrote in 2017 on nairaland and you may understand where you began to mess up ...
https://www.nairaland.com/4189254/words-wisdom-experience-surely-need

Most likely a skit

NomzyJust:
She owes you no favour. Grow up o, na abroad u dey.

you are right, she owes him no Favour same way he owes her no favour...

Goodlady:

Conduct a pole and ask naa.

nice idea

Goodlady:
What rubbish is this?
Peter Obi should stop romancing churches too much. He's staining the body of Christ. We v seen him and are highly considering him.
Two of the candidates are automatically disqualified. I m talking of Atiku and Kwankwaso cos it's not the turn of the north. This is the rubbish they did severally during military regime that they hand over from one northerner to the other. They always argue Yaradua didn't complete his tenure but forgot that it's not the fault of the south that he died in office.
So whenever I see these hungry men of PDP oj this site salivating, they appear like guys that spend in girls they won't date. All of you are a disgrace to humanity for supporting thieves!
Your mum has a stained vegee from your dad's infection, right?
I m not in lower level like you and other political jobbers here. If you don't want insults that ll spoil your destiny, get out of here!

So which other candidate are you considering apart from Peter Obi?

Maybe the poo is what Nigerians need to help us from the hardship in the country...

madridguy:
E sure me die na another man pickin they carry come give this man. Your own blood will never write something like this.

Make God no allow us born our enemy as child.

Lol... Just be grateful to God that you probably didn't experience that kind of father if not you might say/write worse than they did...

Eriokanmi:
Ok. Heads will roll in this fraud case..that's why dbanj refused to honour their invitations severally before the arrest.

If only you had taken your time to read what is written on this thread, you would have known that Dbanj voluntarily surrendered himself to the ICPC...

dollytino4real:
guy, how body n ur virginity

body dey fine... I still be vagin virgin o at least as of today...

dollytino4real:
e sweet dye!! U missed me!! I miss u more

Hahahahhahaha

dollytino4real:
my guy b4 buhari won

been a while o... Missed you

Hmmmm

i'm an educated fool with money on my mind Coolio


Rest in Peace... I have been playing more of his songs recently cos it hits differently now... You are always loved...

Rest on Bro...

IamBlanco:


Yes he has… he used emojis to cover his front camera

Is the girl based in Abuja? Asking cos a female friend who also stays in Abuja told me similar story of yours... She is a Student too...

Peter532:


Bros go smell like craze man, make we see weda your woman go suck your prick because na her obligation.

When a woman loves a man, even if the preek dey smell she go suck am swallow the cum, just as some guys dey suck smellingtoto ... You may not be smelling, but this should give you another reason to improve upon your already healthy way of living... She probably said it to you in a way that sounded insulting, but don't because of the messenger ignore the message... We are humans... Sometimes some smells may come once in a while depending on different factors ... Even girls wey get toto wey no dey smell, there are times there toto dey smell due to several factors.... It's better it is even happening indoors than you being the matter of discussion in public gatherings that you stink ... It takes nothing from you to have asked her politely and jovially if you really smell... If she says yes, then up your game... Just like some girls that don't even know that there toto is smelling, but one can politely draw the attention of such girl to let her know that her toto has unpleasant odour

I believe you ,.. at this stage... There is nothing you can do... She will be fuvked like a porn star while he spanks her ass and later fingers her asshole as his big divck is coming aggressively in and out of her pussy while she moans and screams.,... Fvck me like a who're that I am

There is nothing wrong to assist her but truth is , when the right opportunity comes, she will dump you like a sack of rotten potatoes... Do what's best for your future ... Many of them will not think twice to dump a broke ass dude.. you have tried your best...

ekenetheorg:
For those hoping for Tinubu to be disqualified, it would be wrong. They should allow a fair primary. His exit will mean the end of APC. Disqualifying him will also mean the end of APC. However, I don't stand on his mandate. Peter Obi or Yemi Osinbajo are better candidates for 2023 election. We should not be limited to people who are in the departure lounge. We are young and we need a good life, a brighter future, and no old man can give us that. Vote futuristic leaders. Tinubu's ship has sailed a long time ago. He should be providing support to a younger candidate

what's wrong if APC reaches it's end without Tinubu....

Akerele44:
Is this not the same man EFCC is looking for ?

isn't it obvious now why they were looking for him

DezMayorz:
Rivers 2023: Will Gov. Wike, an advocate of democracy who fights against consensus at national impose candidate in Rivers State?

Stephen Wobo writes from Port Harcourt.

There's a serious remonstrance in Rivers PDP on Monday when the unofficial news that Gov Nyesom Wike has anointed Sim Fubara as the PDP gubernatorial candidate to succeed him as the next governor of Rivers State.

The news shocked over 75% of Rivers State PDP stakeholders as the state PDP went sober.

Gov Nyesom Wike who is also among the presidential aspirants under the platform of PDP is known to be a proactive advocate of democracy and doesn't support consensus candidate at the national.
Gov Wike is known to fight against imposition of candidate(s) or 'forced consensus' at people both at state and the national level.

So, will the person who advocates against the imposition of candidate now be the one to champion imposition of candidate in his state?

In December 2021, Gov Nyesom Wike vowed never to impose any candidate on Rivers people.
So, is Gov Wike, an advocate of democracy now going against his words?

Maybe no! Maybe he's trying to test the royalty of the aspirants to the party as some believe.
But is it the best way to test the royalty, absolutely no! So it can't be a test.

PDP people from Kalabari are still in shock and in dismay over the unofficial news;
saying how can such meeting that deny their sons gubernatorial ticket be held at their elder's house, Hon. Ferdinand Alabraba house and he didn't counter it, asking if the elder statesman is against the Kalabari progress of being the Governor of Rivers State?

People from the Riverine community in Rivers State have been clamouring for Riverine governor (Tammy Danagogo and Dax Goerge Kelly) but find it difficult to accept the candidature of Sim Fubara whom Gov. Wike anointed with this unofficial statement going viral:
"I will be giving the PDP Gubernatorial ticket to Sim Fubara, if you are not comfortable, challenge me".

Every action has its reaction, if Gov Wike has taken such decision to annoint unpopular candidate, definitely other aspirants and the people will react to it.

It was gathered that all the aspirants walked out of the meeting without a word.
Will the other 16 gubernatorial aspirants defect to other parties or stay to work with Sim Fubara?
That will be a talk of another day.

Sim Fubara is one of the 17 Rivers state aspirants screened by the PDP Screening Committee.
He is from Opobo/Nkoro LGA in Rivers State.

Dez Mayorz Report.

What makes Sim Fubara unpopular? Sim is even from Opobo which happens to be a riverine area ... You guys can't even attack his pedigree or capacity to Govern the Statecos you know the guy very qualified... Just because he is not one of the known politicians in the state that's why you guys are against him...

Channah1:


You know if I call her to order now, the next thing she'll remind me to go and rent a single room if I can't stay in a shared one. And how she's also paying for her space.

You already know that you have no right to call her to order... Just tolerate the whole stuff... If both of you end up in a fight... People will support her... At least reasonable people...



I remember my first time of being in a boarding school, I saw people even sharing one spoon meanwhile in my life I have never done that... I tried to keep to it for a while but at the end I joined them... Lol ... We may be four persons eating from the same bowl of cornflakes etc... For fairness , if it's just one fork that is there... We all we use it... First time I used fork to drink cornflakes and sometimes even garri... Get use to it... At least she hasn't started bringing a man to pound in front of you...

Arysexy:
Grandmaster of freemasonry?

is the rank too small?

GooodHardDick:
Mumu party!

APC will lose woefully come 2023!

what if they present Tinubu, will they still lose woefully?

Photoshop

chiefolododo:
you are just like your brother

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/2023-im-not-running-for-president-says-amaechi/amp/

I know you didn't read the details before being fooled by this newspaper... There is no where in the write-up he said he will not contest. It's always better to read before commenting... It's season of politics, people will always try to say what the other party didn't say either to increase their views or to try to paint their perceived strong opponent in a bad light to the public...



See the details they used in making such misleading headlines...


The former Rivers State governor said on ARISE TV on Friday that those urging him to enter the race should rather give him the money for the procurement of nomination form.


From the emboldened, did he say wasn't going to contest?

chiefolododo:
check internet and hear what he said on the day of APC convension

Lol... It's not there... That's why I asked you to provide the source... Trust me, don't believe every nonsense you hear people type on naira land that doesn't have source... Fake news dey reign...

chiefolododo:
He is also a liar...he said he would not be contesting now has declared.

Lol.... Is this true?/ please provide the source/link let me also read if you are sure... If you don't provide the source, I will assume you are lying