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Celebrities / Re: Ada-ama Community In Twon- Brass Kingdom Declares Dividend, Promises To Utilize by SmellingAnus(m): 4:27pm On Jul 31, 2020
Nice one from the Ama-dabo...
Business / Re: Russian Navy Starts Drills In Black Sea After Completion Of NATO Exercise by SmellingAnus(m): 1:12am On Jul 31, 2020
For Naija , our own drill na for woman toto...
Family / Re: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by SmellingAnus(m): 1:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
Biofil84:
my friend there is nothing like mummy's boy here, the wife lack respect and I for one will not take it from her. This is me and my woman knows already, the first position of any woman in my life is my mother, my wife takes the 2nd position when my mum passes away at old age my wife takes that position ...
Yours is even good... Even after my Mum passes away, she still remains number one in my life... It's non-negotiable
Romance / Re: How Do I Breakup With A Native Doctor's Daughter? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
Lol... Although I don't believe this story but let me pretend as if I do...


Just write your will or become a Pastor

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Romance / Re: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by SmellingAnus(m): 7:33pm On Jul 22, 2020
@proxillin One thing I learnt about life with regards to women/relationship...


NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS BECAUSE IF SHE WERE TO BE YOUNGER AND PRETTIER, YOU MAY NOT EVEN BE HER CHOICE


just tell her early enough that you can't marry her because you can't be happy in the marriage knowing the insults you went through because of her... Be firm about it... If she wants to remain in your life as a fuckmate; it's her choice...

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija 2020 Contestant, Nengi Bags Endorsement Deal by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59pm On Jul 22, 2020
Nice... The meaning of Nengi( Ayebanengiyefa in full) means nothing pass God...
Celebrities / Re: Pst. Odumeje And Flavour Nabania In A New Dance Video by SmellingAnus(m): 6:34pm On Jul 20, 2020
Person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket... Odumaje...
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Passes Napoli Medical by SmellingAnus(m): 1:05am On Jul 20, 2020
Nice
Romance / Re: Guys Or Ladies: Who Moves On Easily After Breakup? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:21am On Jul 20, 2020
Zoie:

It is not his place to make such a decision. Had it been she told him she can't cope, that she wants to marry and he knows his finances are nowhere near ready, then that's different.
He just presumed that's what she wanted and shattered her heart. A weak man.
in otherwise it's better she dumps him than for him to dump her?
Romance / Re: Guys Or Ladies: Who Moves On Easily After Breakup? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:10pm On Jul 19, 2020
Zoie:
Guy you're suffering from a plethora of issues.
Low self esteem as one of them.

I noticed a lot of guys get easily intimidated.
So they tuck tail and run, right after making one very comfortable with and in love with them.
She loved you but you were too weak.
Please don't go after her. You clearly DO NOT deserve her heart.
Go, heal your esteem.
don't you think he did the right thing since he was very broke as at then? Just being inquisitive

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Politics / Re: How Sowore Blackmailed, Almost Ruined Me, My Family's Lives - Reno Omokri by SmellingAnus(m): 5:00pm On Jul 19, 2020
Sometimes the mad people we feel sorry for were actually the architect of their own madness though their evil deeds...

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Religion / Re: Don’t Be Angry With Me, I’m Talking To My Children, Adeboye Replies Critics by SmellingAnus(m): 12:27pm On Jul 19, 2020
True...
Religion / Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by SmellingAnus(m): 3:19am On Jul 19, 2020
sEGXY2:
Celestial Church? I used to be a member of that church, as at that time na yansh I dey fine go mehn those babes gather especially if them Don enter spirit I go just dey press yansh until one day wey the prophet lay hand on me n nothing happen the guy dey expect make I fall start to dey roll for ground vuh me just stand still since I no feel anything naxo the man go carry cain start to dey beat me say evil spirit dey my body wen I no fit withstand the cain I run comot since that day I no enter that church.
Come to think of it , the prophet dey right say evil spirit dey your body if not how you go take explain say you dey touch yansh of woman wey enter spirit grin
Romance / Re: I Really Pity Any Man That Marry In This Era! by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Jul 15, 2020
TOPCRUISE:
Pity the jobless man that impregnated a broke girl from a poor family in this era. He is finished
Some guys even get jobs before marriage but as them marry or give girl belle them lose their jobs... Lol... Na suffer for the guy because Las Las na another guy go fvck him wife toto ...

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Expecting A Marriage Proposal-please Advise Me by SmellingAnus(m): 3:54pm On Jul 15, 2020
You are looking for a perfect woman... You already mentioned some good qualities she possess, your major problem is that she is not good in domestic affairs... I believe both of you can pay for the services of a house help...


On a lighter note... After you don fvck her toto and anal with your big preek for over 10 months... Na who you want leave her for...
Sports / Re: The Rock Ranked Among 3 Greatest WWE Champion Since 2000, Hulk Hogan 4 Others by SmellingAnus(m): 1:20pm On Jul 15, 2020
Hulk Hogan will always be number one ...

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Religion / Re: Healing American Evangelist Morris Cerrulo Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2020
Great Man of God... May his soul rest in Peace...
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Fayemi, El’rufai, Amaechi Responsible For Ondo Crisis – APC Chair by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
Who owns the Nation Newspapers grin
Politics / Re: Fayemi, El'rufai, Amaechi Responsible For Ondo Crisis - APC Chair by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
Who owns the Nation Newspapers grin

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Politics / Re: Fayemi, El-Rufai, Amaechi Responsible For Ondo Crisis – Henry Olu Olatuja by SmellingAnus(m): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2020
Who owns the Nation Newspapers grin

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Politics / Re: Magu Gets 2 Days To Prepare Legal Defence by SmellingAnus(m): 5:28pm On Jul 09, 2020
22General:
Why this haste to put Magu to the sword? Yh, it was all dramatic when it all started but I'm beginning to have an uneasy feelng about the whole episode. Is there something more to this? Is this just a smokescreen? Why the sudden haste? I just hope this whole fracas is not a preamble to some unknown sinister plan. You never can trust these presidency guys.
If he is guilty and its a preamble to nailing another guilty politician do you have problem with that if they are all jailed for looting or relooting?
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Still Think Of Ex Even If She's Into Another Relationship? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Jul 08, 2020
If I say yes; it's even an understatement... I have someone like an ex( I never dated her but she loved me and we fvcked few times) She is married today with 3 kids and she hasn't stopped loving me or wanting to sleep with me... She actually wanted to fvck me even as she was pregnant during her first conception and I avoided seeing her... For years of her marriage she actually imagines making love to me before she can enjoy sex with her husband... One other reason I call marriage a scam.... Just get married and serve your God but if you think your wife cannot cheat on you well I hope it's true and you don't get a rude shock... Note: I never banged her again after she got married...

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Family / Re: What I Found In My Daughter's Room When I Visited Her At School. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08pm On Jul 05, 2020
Makavelli25:
If it was a guy you met on the bed with her. Would there be any difference in how you feel now?

I need an honest answer please
it will be disappointing but if the average Nigerian parents were to make a choice, they will prefer their daughter was actually a Straight than a lesbian...

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Celebrities / Re: "I Bathe Naked With My Son" - Akuapem Poloo Gives Reasons Why She Went Naked In by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27pm On Jul 04, 2020
dollytino4real:
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Okay dear
Celebrities / Re: "I Bathe Naked With My Son" - Akuapem Poloo Gives Reasons Why She Went Naked In by SmellingAnus(m): 10:38am On Jul 01, 2020
Although personally I find it disturbing for a mother and son to bathe together but I have heard from some Nigerian mothers who say they bathe with their son...

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Crime / Re: Pics: Pregnant Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Penis After Quarrel (graphic Images) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Jul 01, 2020
So the man just surrendered his dvck to be slaughtered like Sallah ram undecided


God... How did you create lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Phucked Your Girlfriend Friend? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01pm On Jun 20, 2020
Cuccitini:
Bea called me dat she is coming behold she came with her bestie and we left her in d room and we enter d bedroom telling her we are coming after a while when she no see us she enter room seeing us in action then ask if she can join. she is better than bea in doggy style sha
your bae with her already plan am...

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Romance / Re: My Married Ex Is Bent On Sleeping With Me! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:35pm On Jun 20, 2020
Las Las marriage na the biggest scam... Just marry and serve your God... You big fool if you ever believe say your wife no go fit fvck another preek...

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