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Politics / Re: Qualified To Serve: Amaechi Prepares Presidential Declaration - Thisday by SmellingAnus(m): 1:49pm On Apr 02, 2022
kenbee:
Amaechi is a good choice though, but Peter Obi still remains the Best of them all for now
Any of them that wins the primaries has my vote

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Romance / Re: I made a promise and disvirgined her now She's All Over Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:25am On Mar 22, 2022
Deadmeat:
The girl I met last month, I just disvirgined her 3 days ago.
It all started when me and my guy went to her mom's shop to chill on some drinks.
She was the one that attended to us, omo this girl be my spec, beautiful, chocolate skin, love shaped ass.
After attending to us I asked for her number, her mom was sitting there and I wasn't ashamed. She replied "I don't have a phone", how can a fine girl like you don't a have a phone I asked. Then she smiled, I assured her I was going to get her a phone. 2 days later, I got her an Android phone omo she was very happy and her mom too. Her mom already liking me because I appeared a quiet gentle guy for my mind I just want to hit and run.
After I got her the phone, we've been chatting, calling then I asked her out omo she no wan gree at first I Sha pressured her she later accepted but say no sex I Sha agreed me wey be say I be sharp guy. Right from the onset I knew she was a virgin, I could see it in her eyes so innocent.

I sha been giving her loving you and all that, her mom and her sisters already know we are dating all of them don liked me based on the fact that I am a G.
She couldn't go out alone some times she Will tell me to take permission from her mom.
I took her out 3 times, first time I took her to eatery, I bought food for her. Second time I took her to lodge scoped her I don't feel like going home that very day we smooch and kissed.

Third time I took her out omo she no wan gree for me I come scoped her, gave her some sweet words omo she come later gree but said I should promise her I am going to marry her and I won't Bleep up omo na so I agreed o.
I made a promise then I forced my way in, it wasn't easy I had to forced my d*ck to break the hymen.

After the do she no dey allow me rest again, calling, texting me upandan.
My issues is, how do I let her know I just wanted to chop and clean mouth? After all, if I am poor her mom and sisters wouldn't allow me near her.
And I already made a promise will that promise hunt me in future?
The only part wey you no try na that promise you make... I agree with you say na because you get money them allow you to dey close to the girl .. anyway na your cross, carry am... Maybe that's how how you been destined to leave this world ...
Romance / Re: He Cheated On Me, I'm Confused by SmellingAnus(m): 12:06pm On Mar 19, 2022
missimelda01:

It feels wrong...why am I this hurt?
Truth is, whenever there is a prolonged misunderstanding, it gives room for another strange man or woman... That's why I love relationships where issues are settled within 24 hours.... Just console yourself that he didn't chestt while you guys were still together but he probably needed a company to help his mood since the one he loves is emotionally trying to disconnect from him...
Family / Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by SmellingAnus(m): 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2022
One thing I have come to learn in life is that, one should not be in a haste to judge the Op harshly... I love my mother , no woman can take her place in my life... However, if you ask me about my dad, I may start acting like the Op although in my own case I have forgiven him without an apology or even communication.... But if I were to talk like the Op about my father, I will not feel any remorse... Sometimes, there are some pains that are almost impossible to understand except you have been there...

TheGidRedpiller

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help Confirm School Interview Invite Is Genuine by SmellingAnus(m): 1:24pm On Mar 11, 2022
It's GNLD


Don't go for it... You may regret it
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Sprays Davido Money At A Night Party In UK (Video) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:15pm On Mar 11, 2022
Hammyaladin:
I've come to understand that when a Christian (pastor) committs the disorderly only him takes the blame. But when a Muslim (Imam) commits the disorderly, the whole religion get a blanket putty!


So much for promoting tolerance and honesty on Nairaland undecided


To all those emotional folks quoting, did I trample on your feelings with the truth?

Some one has to say it!

Have a blessed juma@ Mubarak guys!
I am a Christian... You are right to an extent... But I wish there was nothing like terrorism on your camp... I honestly would have been tempted to be a Muslim if it was truly a religion of peace... If only they even carried out their terrorism without involving Allah, it would have given a batter image to Islam....
Romance / Re: I Don't Regret Marrying But Am Not Happy At All by SmellingAnus(m): 8:34pm On Mar 09, 2022
For better for worse... Keep trying... Things may turn around for good...

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Religion / Re: My First Time Attending Celestial Church Or Christ (CCC) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:53am On Mar 02, 2022
citywal:
But guys honestly CCC have girls o, jezz and they can dance (twerking) no offense please. At a time I thought I was in a canival.

But most of all I got to know that not just Yoruba, even Igbo people also attend CCC, like I swear this really enlightened me. To all the CCC members in the house you guys I hail mehn.
https://www.nairaland.com/6029965/unbiased-summary-former-member-celestial


otipoju
Politics / Re: Tonye Princewill: Why I've Refused To Insult Wike by SmellingAnus(m): 2:25pm On Feb 16, 2022
Donaluta:


Jobs weh him pay salary or the one weh him no pay salary.. you employ people .. for months you no pay them ... Before you begin talk try do small research
at least he created jobs that have job security... This present Governor has done little or nothing when it has to do with job creation that has job security...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Removes Some Sanctions On Iran Over Nuclear Program (Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:25pm On Feb 08, 2022
Hmmmnnn

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Invaded My Neighbourhood and this trick saved me by SmellingAnus(m): 9:45am On Jan 31, 2022
Please try and relocate...
The robbers may be on Nairaland and they would have seen your post grin grin

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Confesses Georgina Rodriguez Wedding Could Happen In A Month by SmellingAnus(m): 5:39pm On Jan 28, 2022
Okay
Family / Re: My Neighbor's Son Fight With His Father. Please How Do I Stop Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:47pm On Jan 25, 2022
The best way to help the guy if you really see him as your younger brother is to try and ask him what's happening in his life and what he would like to do... Try to see how you can empower him... It's after then you can come in if the problem still persist... It's not compulsory you empower him, neither is it compulsory you try to Intervene in his personal matter with his dad... The matter may be bigger than you... So no just go throway the small respect the boy get because of you... But if really you can help him, then help him be meaningfully busy with his life....


If you can't help him, just let him be ... Las las they will find a solution...
Romance / Re: I Wasn't Good Enough For Her by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51pm On Jan 24, 2022
I will not sugar coat words ...

She left you because you are broke and time is not her side...

You did well by letting her go...

But make sure you reject her her if she ever comes back to you after some months or years....
Family / Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Crashing. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:25pm On Jan 21, 2022
jahlove4jah:
The worst thing to happen to you now is to loose your job.

You have made the mistake.

You have also taken the best steps to show how sorry you are. It's up to her now to decide if she will forgive and sort things out with you. Don't pressure her to do that her let her do it at her own time.


Focus on yourself and your job. Don't let this one mistake ruin you.
FACT... I pray he doesn't lose hi job cause it will not be funny especially in these trying times...
Family / Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Crashing. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:23pm On Jan 21, 2022
placeofallure:


I agree with most of you saying he should stop begging her.

He did bad but he's apologised.

Men have ego and if they can stoop to beg.... Who are we? Even God forgives.

I had a scuffle with hubby yesterday afternoon and he said things to me. In the evening, he came begging. He took back his words. It was a moment of anger, which I am responsible for. He then made promises of things he'd do just to appease me. The way he was reeling out promises, I felt pity, I had to let go. This morning alone, he's delivered three out of his promises. What else?

My problem here is why would she zip up for 2 months?

What has the man done that she found so unforgivable that'll make her to just recline into her shell?

Mr. Man, stop begging really. I believe in communication. She should talk to you before this issue degenerated to this level of having to leave the house.

Later, when the dust is a bit settled, seek to talk things through with your father-in-law. You might get lucky. Good luck to you man.

Nice one... Wish you and your hubby better days of favour and understanding in marriage... You have a reasonable hubby... You also acted well by not prolonging the matter ...



Nice comment by the way...

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Romance / Re: What I Did To A Female Friend That Brother Zoned Me by SmellingAnus(m): 12:15pm On Jan 21, 2022
allahkaduna NZEOGU will ask
#why you #why me #why us
why must it be you that should be brotherzoned... Why not Kwame...
Family / Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Crashing. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:47pm On Jan 20, 2022
If you had stopped begging her and focused on your life and daughter... She hardly would have moved out from your house... Now that she is out of your house.... Stop begging her... You have lost your dignity and self esteem in trying to make up with her but to no avail...

Maybe you need a slap to reset your mind but something tells me even if Nigerian Army beats you , you will always remain the way you are...

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:25pm On Jan 19, 2022
Unigrad:
Nigeria defenses should avoid penalty, they are seriously looking for a penalty.
it was suppose to be a penalty against Nigeria... Handball by Ekong...
Politics / Re: 2023: PDP Governors Meet In Port-Harcourt Today by SmellingAnus(m): 3:15pm On Jan 16, 2022
The sad reality is that Nigeria has only two political parties in reality... It's either we vote for APC or PDP despite both of them being evil... Las las make we choose the lesser evil...

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Politics / Re: Obi Cubana Offers University Scholarship, Job To Lagos Hawker by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Jan 16, 2022
When God pick your call, even if you no sabi trap ball like Philipo Inzaghi , you go still dey start match and score goals ...

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Releases Requirements For Big Brother Naija Season 7 Contest by SmellingAnus(m): 11:51am On Jan 15, 2022
Another married woman will be among the contestants grin grin grin
Crime / Re: I Sometimes Feel As If I Have Been Here Before- Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 11:57am On Jan 12, 2022
fykes:
It's because you are a spiritually awakened soul.
You re a deeply spiritual person, ur spiritual vibration is higher than most normal humans.
U will also notice that u are drawn and react against issues like injustice, dishonesty, and other vices.
You will also find that u have an insatiable appetite for knowledge and often worry abt things others won't even consider.
U are ur own best friend, u r most stimulated mentally. You hear behind the words and read behind letters, u can feel the mood in an environment especially negative energy.
U are seeker of light...a true disciple ad there are so many of your kind...highly sexual and very energetic, highly intelligent souls yet with a thick moral fibre.
It's not a vice...it's a great virtue...
It will take u very little stimulation to interact with the spirit realm.
everything you wrote here is 100% me...
Crime / Re: I Regretted My Actions. Please Help Me! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:33pm On Jan 11, 2022
Op in as much as I will say you are very wrong but I must also say that your wife is a highly manipulative wicked soul... The worst part of it is that you don't even know she is heartless that is why you keep painting her like a saint....


Your story is a lesson to all men that we should learn to handle issues with our women without violence or rape because the woman will have something to hold on to use against the man in the future...

This woman already has you where she wants and you will keep apologizing foolishly... Unfortunately, even if I tell you to let her be and give her space , I know you can't keep to that because you are already under high level manipulation.... It would have been better for you to even have a side chick than to be violent towards that manipulative soul looking for excuse to perpetually keep you under her spell...


I will not be surprised if she is already gathering evidence of rape that she will use to make your life useless both in your community and on social platforms like Nairaland etc... You married a bitter feminist ... Unfortunately, she has succeeded in manipulating you to do what you may regret for the rest of your life...

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Politics / Re: 2023: Between Goodluck Jonathan And Bola Ahmed Tinubu by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26am On Jan 10, 2022
portplus:
If we use there days as Governor to judge...there choice will be easy.

You are right... And if we are to decide who will loot Nigeria more, the decision will be very easy...
Family / Re: So I Am Getting A Divorce... How Do I Adjust? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2022
Heavance:
I can't even advice.
I just hope and pray a lot of young people are reading the comments, to know its nit about how fine the pre-wedding pictures are (which sometimes turn post-wedding pics), or how fine the uniform (aso-ebi) cloth is, or how big the day is....
I think people need to be asked serious questions, questions about life before they get into it.... Questions like, what if you find out your wife/husband is cheating after 2 years of marriage, what would you do?
What if your husband /wife is so disrespectful after 2 years of getting married?
What happens if another women turned up that she is pregnant for your man?
What if he/she is the type that reports everything in the house to his/her family, without regards?
What happens if he/she becomes abusive?
What happens if he/she becomes so lazy that they don't get involved in house chores, and dirty habits sets in?
What if life happens and one is hospitalised?
What if life happens and financial aspect is really affected that to eat becomes a problem?
What happens if your wife change and your siblings and mother are not comfortable coming to your house anymore?
What happens if your wife and your mom are not on good terms?
What happens when you are not crazy about each other again, when those energy for love has vanished, what do you think next?
Then finally they should think, what could lead them to divorce?


I believe these questions will help all young people know what they are going into, and know how to tackle whatever wants to damage their home...those questions are the reason for those plenty talk of in sickness in health....
Forget all the fasting and prayers, leave religion out of it, these questions are reality check.... In fact, it happens after 1 year of the wedding, check many homes, this things happen steadily.
Wise questions I must say..

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Celebrities / Re: Bride Pushes Away Bridesmaid Who Was Tw*rking On Her Husband At Her Wedding by SmellingAnus(m): 12:41am On Jan 08, 2022
Lol...
Religion / Re: Pastor Bathes Female Church Members In Basin During Crossover Service In Ghana by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Jan 02, 2022
Psoul:
One bathe them
The other one rub them anointing oil
And the other one gives pants.

You see this thing called women,
They don't have brain.
How can they be so gullible.
Just as you are so gullible to believe this skit... The man in question has been doing similar skits for some years now...
Nairaland / General / Re: What New Discovery Did You Make This Year? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:37pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rilwayne001:



All these amongst many others..
Everything you wrote that you discovered, I also discovered it... Nice one... It was as if I was reading what I wrote when I read yours..

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