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Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Files House Motion To Dissolve SARS by SmellingAnus(m): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2020
Akin wan cut their slips

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija 2020 Laycon - "Vee Brought Me Back To My Senses" by SmellingAnus(m): 2:01pm On Oct 05, 2020
No doubt about that..
Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 1:46pm On Oct 04, 2020
WallStreetfx:


Your moniker don weak me for hereooo grin
hahahhahah na the content dey important not the container...

Besides everybody get smelling anus especially after defecation... Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 1:13pm On Oct 04, 2020
Iceyjayz:
That Ozo guy is just a simp, a disgrace to real men.
True... Lacks self esteem and respect... If only he was courageous to avoid her, she would have been chasing him...

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2020
One thing i liked about her was that she was honest with Ozo by telling him she wasn't interested in a relationship... It's just viewers that feel she should have accepted him... Well she has the right to accept who she wants or who should rock her ass the way she wants after all she owns the ass...

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Romance / Re: Going To Brothel And Playing Bet9ja virtual Which One Worst Pass? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13am On Oct 04, 2020
I will rather marry four wives like some Muslims than play bet9ja virtual... Lol...
Family / Re: Pleading While Love - Making ( Matured Responses Only) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2020
Experienced it many times with a friend... Lol... Hers goes like this. .


Plsssss plsss plsssss... Then I spank her then she says... Plsssss I will not do it again... Lol... It's funny but the irony of everything is that she doesn't remember any of her begging actions after the sex...

Addendum: It's only when the dvck is in her pucii she says I love you, I love your dvck...

JulieJules

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Family / Re: Married Folks, How Do You Handle Stubborn Wife? Please Help. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:30pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zukkies:

Me too
explain o... Make I learn
Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? Share Your Story, You Might Heal by SmellingAnus(m): 1:38pm On Oct 02, 2020
Lamanii22:



Nah... I stopped speaking to him...
hope you have learnt not to do shakara if you like and want the person grin

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Romance / Re: gegtgv by SmellingAnus(m): 9:41am On Oct 02, 2020
No big deal bro... You will be surprised that she is even more comfortable with male doctors that doesn't mean she is cheating or planning to cheat on you...

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Technology Market / Re: *Sold* Soundcore Airpod Pro Clone by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13am On Oct 02, 2020
Sommycherish:

0
take off your number I have gotten it... Will send you a message soon...
Technology Market / Re: *Sold* Soundcore Airpod Pro Clone by SmellingAnus(m): 12:06am On Oct 02, 2020
Sommycherish I can't access the email I used in registering this account so I can't reply your pm.. Just drop your WhatsApp number here ... You will delete it after I have taken it...
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:

Just 23....
you actually need direction/guidance.... Nothing legally wrong in giving away your virginity to him or another person as long as it's not through rape but let me advise you as a younger sister...
You need to use one stone to kill two birds...
I will explain the above maybe another day or on another thread to you...
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:


21
how old is he?
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:38pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:

Not really.....just feeling lonely,wants someone I can always talk to
All my spec of guys won't accept sexless relationship
how old are you?
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:33pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:

It hasn't been easy.....it not easy anymore
My life is damn boring
sure... Keeping it is never going to be easy... You sound like you want to lose it and you think it's best you lose it to him?
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:


Yea....I am
He has approached me for 2years..... getting to the third year, I accepted
Then keep it...
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:
I have a boyfriend, I really do love him and we agree on no sex,then we weren't in same state and everything went smoothly. Along the line he started complaining and we mutually broke up.
Currently,we came back to our base, I visited him and there is no connection.....I still love him and want him
Will giving him the sex bide us together
Lol... Are you are a virgin?
Family / Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22pm On Oct 01, 2020
Hold on bro... For some reasons I can't explain now..
I am following this post... Just hold on help will come in a way you don't expect
... Hold on once again
Politics / Re: Nigeria @ 60 : What Are You Grateful For As A Nigerian? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:32pm On Oct 01, 2020
Nothing except you want me to lie...

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That Everybody Is Doing That You Consider Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:25pm On Oct 01, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:

Yes.
that's good keep it up... Just get married to a virgin if possible if not she may be collecting the dvck while pretending to be in a no sex relationship with you...
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That Everybody Is Doing That You Consider Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:14pm On Oct 01, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:

No.
You are a virgin and you have never kissed or romanced the opposite sex?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That Everybody Is Doing That You Consider Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:
Sex in relationships, especially when they are not married.
are you married?
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Is A Porn Addict, He Tries Outrageous Sex Styles On Me" by SmellingAnus(m): 2:15pm On Sep 29, 2020
Las Las na one innocent guy go marry her...

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Is Your Best African Movie Of All Time? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:23pm On Sep 28, 2020
Living in bondage and Died wretched
Family / Re: Help I Just Discovered That My Wife Of Fourteen Years Have A Spiritual Husband. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:45pm On Sep 23, 2020
Quite pathetic...

I pray you find solution
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:30am On Sep 22, 2020
dollytino4real:
i yes dear! u sabi dey 4get dis girl o
not really... How life
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On Sep 21, 2020
dollytino4real:
my guy b4 buhari
my girl after Wike grin
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:55pm On Sep 21, 2020
Have you tried using your tongue on her puci to clean off the smell grin grin grin


Anyway, tell her politely that her pucci has abnormal smell... Also ask her what both of you can do to get rid of that abnormal smell then suggest going for test... Try and do this as quickly as possible... Even if you don't intend to marry her you owe her and yourself to treat her if not one day you go get infection wey when you reach hospital, doctor go tell you say them no teach am about your kind of infection when him dey medical school grin
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 2:14am On Sep 09, 2020
chaloskyx:
wow i have seen the evidence o " bald headed fowl" i see well i agree he insulted him but have you ever wondered why papa has not replied? because once you know what you have dominion over comments like this are mere words from a child nothing more. as far as am concerned this does not give ibiyeomie the standing to insult such child i.e freeze back this is because he should know better to fall for the devils trap which he should not if he has sufficient grace like papa he would have seen through freeze antics and avoided it. for now its a win for freeze and ibiyeomie has alot to learn from papa about handling such issues.
I support Pastor David's response... I'm life what you don't confront may likely remain ... Besides Elisha did work than what Pastor David did but he is still celebrated... People read and understand their Bibles different ways but for those that have the understanding of Elisha or even Jesus that called someone a fox... You will know that thr Bible is deeper than what we have been taught as kids...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 6:04pm On Sep 08, 2020
chaloskyx:
look i know you are a devot follower of papa but can you cite where freeze insulted oyedepo i dont want to believe you posing as a devot chriatian would lie to get his way am waiting for your proof
go through the link below to will see the evidence...

https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo

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