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Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Was First Person I Called After I Won The Election - Trump Says (Video) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:13pm On Feb 25, 2025
EmperorCaesar:
They have an almost identical personality. Just that Trump talks too much for a leader

I would like to model my life on Putin and XI Jinping, plus Trump ruthlessness

Behold the new Machiavelli! cheesy
He has the advantage so he can afford to talk anyhow, the other ones need to be careful so that things can go the way they want... That's why in Nigeria many men can talk anyhow in their homes and get away with it because they have the advantage, ones that advantage is lost, the woman becomes the head of the family... Lol
PoliticsRe: Stop Intimidating El-rufai, MURIC Cautions State Actors by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11am On Feb 13, 2025
I find this statement funny....
Foreign AffairsRe: State Department Announces $7 Billion Arms Sale To Israel, Circumventing Review by SmellingAnus(m): 3:02pm On Feb 08, 2025
Namaster:
Democrats are so ANNOYING!

They keep BITCHING that a 34X CONVICTED FELON is not following the law.

Trump LAUNCHED a violent attack on the US Capitol that resulted in the death of NINE people including a Police Officer.

As if that wasn't BAD enough, he launched a SUSTAINED 4-year long assault on the DEMOCRACY of the United States by DENYING a free and fair election.

He cast DOUBT on the LARGEST and MOST MATURE democracy in the world, and the Dems LET him.

A Jury found that this guy was a RAPIST and documents PROVED that he flew MULTIPLE times on Epstein's LOLITA Express.

Dems did NOTHING!

Now instead of getting their first Female President, America got themselves a 3-in-1.

First FELON President.
First RAPIST President.
First PEDOPHILE President.

Dems played a LARGE part in that.
So their BITCHING has to stop!

When they had the Presidency, they did NOTHING!
Now they have NOTHING, they can do more of NOTHING.

One FOOLISH Dem Congresswoman even STERILISED herself because of Trump.

MADNESS!

Democrats should PREPARE themselves.

ALL 3 arms of the US government now BELONG to Trump.

And the 4th and 5th INFORMAL arms of the US government (the BILLIONAIRES and the Media) also BELONG to Trump.

Dems have ZERO recourse!

Only thing they can do now is to ask Diddy for his BABY OIL supplier so the ass-fuuucccking can be LESS brutal.
Hahahahhaha this is harsh but the truth... I like the way you expressed your frustrations with both Trump and the Dems... You were spot on on all side...
FamilyRe: I Feel Like Running Away From My Marriage by SmellingAnus(m): 2:37pm On Feb 08, 2025
Think9ja:
And if you check well, he married his so called best friend . I can't marry a girl that is not scared of me. If I'm not at least ten years older, I can't date you. I should be able to have complete control of her. Manipulate her to do my biddings.

No man should marry his best friend. Your wife should never be your friend. She should have access to you but she shouldn't be your friend for any reason
Some men sha.
I like when you said you should at least be 10 years older than her... Not necessarily because I want to control her but at least if I am getting some bad energy, let it come from fairly used ..... not over used ..... This is not to say the younger ones may not be over used but even biologically they are at an advantage over the ones that are much closer to menopause... At the end , we all get the love we think we deserve ... As for the threats he is facing, he should be a man and let her leave , from one of his previous threads, she had wanted to leave a particular day, I guess it's been months or even over a year since that day and she probably hasn't left... It is when she leaves she will understand that there is almost nothing left in the streets and the streets is not smiling.. they will gloriously add to her body counts and dump her...
FamilyRe: I Feel Like Running Away From My Marriage by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30pm On Feb 07, 2025
funkmrflexx:
I've been married close to 4 years now with a 2 year old boy, but marriage isn't what I envisioned it to be.

Like the said, if marriage was renewable every 5 years, I wouldn't even bother. I feel like I'm losing myself to this thing called marriage, aside from the responsibilities that comes with providing, the mental and psychological stress.

I've never been this stressed in my life and I'm someone who's usually able to handle a lot of stress, I just feel like I need time alone from everything and everyone, no calls, no text. Nothing.

And my wife even makes it worse with threats of leaving the marriage over any small issue. I think the biggest mistake of my life is getting married and I know a lot go men go through this to but they can't talk.

And that's why a lot of men die young these days.
sorry bro... You are suffering from symptoms of see finish.... Anytime there is see finish, the woman begins to threaten to leave even for minor misunderstanding.... You are probably contemplating leaving her but the truth is she might leave you before you even leave her and you will end up with a broken heart..
CelebritiesRe: Actress Pat Ugwu Goes Naked In Pre- Birthday Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 4:33am On Feb 06, 2025
Rest in Peace...
RomanceRe: My First Time Experience With An 0l0sho by SmellingAnus(m): 5:26pm On Feb 02, 2025
hardbody:
As a much younger man, I tried once but I just couldn't get it up and that was the first and last time I ever tried and I am happy I made that decision or was forced to make that decision to never do it again. NEVER AGAIN
I can relate to this ... I am happy for you and even myself that such lifestyle didn't work out for us ... I knew early it wasn't for me so I let it be... I already have too many challenges or distractions, adding this too it would have been suicidal although I don't smoke or drink by the way....
RomanceRe: My First Time Experience With An 0l0sho by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59am On Feb 02, 2025
GreyApple:
I've always had this feeling that I can't dig any random hole
yeah , some persons just seem to avoid the wrong hole that will end their lives.. it's good... Just leave brothels or OS not everyone has the grace to enter and come out without regrets cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My First Time Experience With An 0l0sho by SmellingAnus(m): 7:41am On Feb 02, 2025
I just feel like God saved your life and your path...
HealthRe: Trump Reverses Executive Order On Ban Of Emergency HIV Funding To Poor Countries by SmellingAnus(m): 5:55pm On Jan 30, 2025
Some guys will go back to having sex without condoms again
CrimeRe: Drug Kingpin Arrested After Wife’s Lavish Post Gave Away His Location (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:54pm On Jan 30, 2025
Alusiizizi:
Does the wife do anal?
Even if she does, it's another man that will be knacking her ... Men should learn to protect their interest at all cost...
CrimeRe: Suspected Herders Raid LAUTECH Students' Off-Campus Hostels In Oyo by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46pm On Jan 30, 2025
Which way Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Sultan Of Sokoto Under Fire For Advocating SW Muslim's Right To Sharia Panel by SmellingAnus(m): 3:40pm On Jan 30, 2025
alizma:
With the way I dey look this matter, e be like say Na watin go lead to the breakup in 2027 be this. E go sweet sha. Tinubu don dey arrange every region. Anybody wey win go can carry his bag and and move out of Nigeria to either Odudua, Biafra, Arewa or middle belt in 2027
you forget to add South South/Niger Delta abi them go be part of Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Should I Marry A Girl That Clearly Told Me That She Visits A Native Doctor by SmellingAnus(m): 9:58am On Jan 30, 2025
The solution is with you.... Advice yourself based on knowledge of yourself... Know what works for you and what doesn't work for you.... Nobody should help you make this decision ... The truth is you might end up regretting no matter the choice you make and you might end up without regrets too .. it's your path, nobody will help you walk through it.. you alone understands your pain...
FamilyRe: My Husband's Impregnated His Baby Mama Again After Catching Her With Another Man by SmellingAnus(m): 1:00pm On Jan 29, 2025
Samantha125:
I thought Nigerian men don't beat up their wives, and judging by her post, it seems like she's not bothered by the beatings, like it's a normal thing.

Imagine getting beaten up over a side chick and still choosing to stay in such a marriage... Yhoo!!! Some men will make you to unintentionally learn witchcraft...🧙🏽‍♀️🧙🏽‍♀️🧙🏽‍♀️

I'd make sure that the kind of lightning that I send his way has taken push ups from the Benin Republic...⚡⚡⚡

Some women are very strong out there...🤦🤦🤦
That woman will prefer to be beaten once a week than for her husband to impregnate his side chick cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Trump Cutting PEPFAR Funds Will Increase HIV/AIDS Infections & Deaths In Nigeria by SmellingAnus(m): 8:43am On Jan 29, 2025
I see nothing wrong with Trump protecting the interest of American tax payers... We should be more concerned about what our Government has been doing to our country ... We should be more concerned about having an electoral and Judicial system that is largely unbiased .
RomanceRe: Is It By Force To Marry Your Pregnant Girlfriend? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:24am On Jan 26, 2025
No
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Monarch Disbands Sharia Panel, Summons Islamic Leaders by SmellingAnus(m): 6:52pm On Jan 25, 2025
LibertyRep:
So some people setup a committee to resolve disputes amongst themselves, how is that anyone's problem? Is this not within their rights to do so?

Nothing stops the people of other faiths from doing the same, if they wish to.

The security agents should be the one to disband them, if they contravene the law of the land.

Indeed , the mantra of religious tolerance is one sided.
Since the issue of religious tolerance is one sided according to you... What do you think is best for the country called Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Monarch Disbands Sharia Panel, Summons Islamic Leaders by SmellingAnus(m): 6:51pm On Jan 25, 2025
LibertyRep:
So some people setup a committee to resolve disputes amongst themselves, how is that anyone's problem? Is this not within their rights to do so?

Nothing stops the people of other faiths from doing the same, if they wish to.

The security agents should be the one to disband them, if they contravene the law of the land. Since the issue of religious tolerance is one sided according to you... What do you think is best for the country called Nigeria?

Indeed , the mantra of religious tolerance is one sided.
PoliticsRe: Davido Apologizes Amidst Ubi Franklin And Spyro Drama by SmellingAnus(m): 10:34pm On Jan 19, 2025
Numerouno94:
Ubi Franklin is a notorious scammer. Engage in any business wit him at ur own peril. Niggar is a serial loan and debt defaulter also. To top it all, niggar is completely shameless. Wondering why Davido is allowing such a negative energy and scammer around him.

If I notice ur a scammer I delete u as a friend. I value my name and integrity.
Lol.. Are you a 30 BG fan?
PropertiesRe: Moved Newly Into This Apartment But Facing This Issues by SmellingAnus(m): 10:24am On Jan 17, 2025
Proudlyngwa:
Are you saying Nigerians are lazy and irresponsible and can't handle Thier trash.
That's indicative.

Look we need to deviate from the old ways.

Government need to come up with sustainable policies, not feeding bottle policies

Maybe we need government to wipe our ass after excreting, so that we don't have people going around with SmellingAnus.
We need government to come and wash our plate after eating so that flies don't abound and cholera breaks out.

The right things is for government to make recycling policies and punish any offender.

How do you even fathom at this stage people coming out to throw trash into drains, and no one is giving them premium 2×2
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Deserve The Hardship They Are Going Through – Apostle Suleman by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Jan 16, 2025
Karleb:
I hate this guy but he is telling the truth.
you hate because he offended you directly or because of what you heard about him?
RomanceRe: Social Media And The Hypocrisy Of Many Nigerian Men by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Jan 15, 2025
I perfectly agree with you..
Foreign AffairsRe: South Korea votes to impeach acting president Duck-soo after predecessor ousted by SmellingAnus(m): 11:39am On Dec 27, 2024
OriOko88:
His vice shud take over and if he also fumbles he will be impeached as well. As we re seeing in Korea
Hahahhahahhah Okay Sir...
Foreign AffairsRe: South Korea votes to impeach acting president Duck-soo after predecessor ousted by SmellingAnus(m): 10:47am On Dec 27, 2024
OriOko88:
lipsrsealed
I wonder when the docile Nigerian parliament will have the ball to impeach Tinubu for his anti people policies.

No wonder south Korea is highly developed. It has a no nonsense,ma woju uche parliament.
I am not a fan of Tinubu but assuming they impeach Tinubu who should take over?
RomanceRe: A Lot Of Divorced Women Are Dating Married Men - Nigerian Woman Says | VIDEO by SmellingAnus(m): 5:06pm On Dec 21, 2024
Oshin56:
maybe some madness arises that you cannot manage, you have optout of the union..
you are right, sometimes when we make the wrong choice of getting married to the wrong person and we realize it , it's better to opt out...
PoliticsRe: Port-Harcourt Refinery Is Fully Operational - NNPC by SmellingAnus(m): 10:04am On Dec 21, 2024
ednut1:
Who do we believe?
If your friend tells you that a popular assassin is about to assassinate you so you shouldn't go to see him but the assassin tells you that your friend is lying that he can't assassinate you because he has never assassinated anybody in his life, who will you believe?
RomanceRe: A Lot Of Divorced Women Are Dating Married Men - Nigerian Woman Says | VIDEO by SmellingAnus(m): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2024
Proudlyngwa:
Sometimes shit happens not because of your mistakes but because of associated or inherited mistakes


But then as a SmellingAnus you should already know this
Lol... True ... It's good you know this and the fact we make mistakes too apart from the inherited mistakes...
RomanceRe: A Lot Of Divorced Women Are Dating Married Men - Nigerian Woman Says | VIDEO by SmellingAnus(m): 5:27pm On Dec 20, 2024
Proudlyngwa:
Because shit happens.
People change for better or for worse, your input into why they change is inconsequential.
I concur shit happens because we all make mistakes...

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