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Politics / Re: Anonymous Expose A Plot To Assassinate Samuel Ortom by SmellingAnus(m): 1:09pm On May 04
I was here
Romance / Re: My Fianceé Has Very Hot Temper, Please Advise Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Apr 28

What happens to the kids?
The advice is for the Op... He is not yet married to the girl ... I am only asking him to learn from the guy I quoted who is already going through wrath of a hot tempered wife...
Romance / Re: My Fianceé Has Very Hot Temper, Please Advise Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:56am On Apr 28
My wife is hot tempered, I must confess that it has really drained me, it took years for her to know the damage she was doing to us by her temper.
Simple family discussion can lead to serious quarrel. It got so bad I started reacting to her madness when it starts and this led to me smashing her phone and she retaliated, when the dust settles she will apologize but for days me that is a very gentle person will feel awkward that neighbours heard us exchanging words, imagine the emotional torture and feeling of embarrassment.

I tried to end the marriage but kids were already involved, I ignored her hot temper during our courtship thinking it was something I can always handle.

A hot tempered woman would get you emotional drained at a period you need a shoulder to lean on when you get home.
Very soon she will clash with your female relatives if they visit your house or try to call her to order if they find her talking back at you.
It's in your hands to decide what you want, no be we go advice you I am just sharing my personal experience.
jiksman3 : A wise man once said...
Them no dey use sweetness of woman toto to take marry her...

I know say her toto dey make you , you no dey reason well, but leave that relationship now cos I can assure you that there is very high chance of you regretting it... Just take this advice above... I can bet you that the person above is still suffering from the effects of hot tempered wife till date... e get why...


Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:33pm On Apr 26

Yes, the trust is there gidigba. I can always ask him for it and he will give me, but I choose not to. Let the heavy passwords remain
Anyway, as long as it has been working well for you, congratulations dear... keep to it...

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:26pm On Apr 26

Fear women
I already know them���� like I talk before... even the woman I go marry, I no go expect her to dey faithful to me... lol

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Apr 26

I never believed anything can break my heart until I saw her chat with another guy....guess what....na me on hotspots for her....guess again...na my phone she the take snap send give them....hmmm....another guess, the hair she made before taking the pix....na me giver her money....na my bed she dey take the pix....... embarassed embarassed

I no wan go back memory lane....let me end there so far
You mean she use your phone take snap nudes for your bed take send to another man? Lol
Romance / Re: What Is Your Experience Checking Your Partner's Phone? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:31pm On Apr 26
No experience. His phone is heavily passworded and I can't be bothered about checking because the trust is there.
Is this is a joke or what? heavily passworded but the trust is still there?
Politics / Re: Dorathy Yohanna: Greenfield University Student Killed By Kidnappers In Kaduna by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04pm On Apr 23
which way Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Five Things You Didn’t Know About Ada Jesus by SmellingAnus(m): 12:32am On Apr 22
which the Mum refused and was yelling on social media for him to send his account so she can transfer his money back. I don't do spiritual stuffs, But may what killed her, if not of GOD, go same way!
you are wise...

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 10:17pm On Apr 21
[quote author=Josywhyte post=100991461][/quote] no doubt it's a mystery... personally wether the man is fake or real... it's good for people to mind their business especially when it has to do with people like that... it will not be nice to learn it the hard way....
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59pm On Apr 21
Dead? After receiving N1m from Odumeje?
You mean the same money her mother openly rejected... That news was even on Nairaland frontpage ...

TV/Movies / Re: If A Movie Was To Be Made About Your Life, What Would The Title Be? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:11am On Apr 16
The Last Don...

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Politics / Re: I Support Terrorist Groups Like Taliban, Al-qaeda, Not Boko Haram— Isa Pantami by SmellingAnus(m): 9:09am On Apr 16

How do I remove my comment undecided
Politics / Re: I Support Terrorist Groups Like Taliban, Al-qaeda, Not Boko Haram— Isa Pantami by SmellingAnus(m): 9:01am On Apr 16
I wanted to say something but I just remembered I have done my sim registration...
Religion / Re: CCC..... Celestial Church Of Christ (oil And Soap Bath) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:21am On Apr 13
I once created a thread that made front page about my views as a former member of Celestial Church... just go through the thread below...

Romance / Re: Can You Date A White Garment Church Yoruba Girl/boy? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37am On Apr 12
Omo cele le mi ooo and proud to be one......I can never and will never light a candle on anyone, If u hurt mi I will report u to my creator ni shikena and I think everybody does dat smiley
Romance / Re: She Desperately Got Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 4:53pm On Apr 10

She ain't smart. She's foolish. Pregnancy doesn't keep a man. Having kid for man doesn't keep him either, irrespective of his social and financial status.
Lol..who told you it's compulsory for the man to get married to her... She is smart because there are many women above 35 that are single and desire to be pregnant out of wedlock so that they don't get to menopause without having a child. .. you will not understand this if you are very young or your are not close to women that are 40 years and above with no kids of their own and they are single...
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Proposed To Your Girlfriend And She Rejects? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:34am On Apr 10
If you know your worth, she will even be the one to be reminding you and asking you when you will come and see her people and pay her bride price...

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Politics / Re: Mele Kyari: NNPC To Construct Africa's Largest Gas-Powered Plant In Maiduguri by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51am On Apr 10
Them just dey use us catch cruise for this country

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Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Allows Their Kids See Her Nudity. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:14am On Apr 10
although I wasn't rased this way but I have come to understand that different families have different ways of raising their kids ... I know a family where even the aunt can walk naked infront of her small nephew and it was normal to them ... even the mother of the small boy doesn't see it as a big deal... I Have also had another ex that bathes with her only son... I was surprised when I saw it myself... I didnt try to discourage her cos her background and motive for doing that may be very pure... while I on the hand don't even feel comfortable being naked infront of my fellow guys... I prefer to be naked infront of any woman I am dating than to be naked infront of my male cousins... Lol...
Romance / Re: She Desperately Got Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 11:59pm On Apr 09
Good day all,
I'm in a terrible state of dilemma right now and please I need your advice.
This girl and I have been dating for almost 2 years now, we were working together in thesame office here in Abuja, and later she quits the job and started working with a media company which also she has quitted few months ago.
She's in her late 30s and I'm in my 32, she so much loves me more than I do toward her, she has sacrificed a lot to our relationship to make it work financially and otherwise.
For three occasions she has continually brought up the issue of marriage, the truth is that, I love her, and she's a good person, a God fearing woman, but I'm not ready for such responsibility now, I don't have good job, she doesn't work, my family is not financially buoyant neither do hers. I tried to explain severally to her of my situations but still she believes things will fall in place once we get married. Surprisedly about a week ago, she told me she's pregnant... I was a minute lifeless when she said that, I thought she was playing a prank on me until I saw the result. I've convinced her with several actions for her not to keep the baby yet she's insisting. I can't watch my unborn child go through these agony, I wanted a better life for my children. Now she has told some of her families about the pregnancy, she has moved over to my house, threatening wether I like it or not l, that she is going to give birth to the baby in my house. These whole thing is ruining my life, I can't just watch this drama happening. Please your advise is needed...
She knows you may abandon her 30years old mercilessly well fvcked pussy so it's better for she to act smarter than you... I wish some girls can be as smart as your your girlfriend... Time is no longer on her side... she did what's best for her future...


Nairaland / General / Re: NL RIDDLE!! What Belongs To You But Your Friends Use More? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:30am On Apr 08
My name
Romance / Re: Can You Allow Your MAN/WOMAN To Go On A Date With Bestie Like This? (pictures) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:38pm On Apr 07
Me I really don't think it's a bad idea allowing your lady go out on a date with her guy friend cause I one did allow my girl to go out on a date with a guy and after which she comes back home ........ I fuvkdd the he'll out of her same night.
was it more like a turn on for you that you had to fvck the hell out of her

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:03am On Apr 07
Met this girl in Abuja whilst serving. She was serving too..well she claimed she was a virgin and we should not do anything sexual.. I agreed . I would ask her to kiss me at least , she wouldn’t . She just didn’t wanna do anything sexual. But she is so quick to ask for money . Like I turned to her father. Money for hair , money for pad , money for data money for everything walahi..minus other embarrassing thing I did for love. I sha noticed that there’s no way this girl loves me. She is just in it to drain me. . She even asked me for iPhone 12 me that just finished serving. Struggling to get on my feet. We fought on this request. She told me to touch my savings so I can buy her the phone.. I said she should chill so I get money from another source as I can’t touch my savings .

Everyone told me this girl was using me sha but I still stayed. Anyways 2weeks ago she was in my house and one way or the other I found out she was sleeping with one of her bosses where she was working as a corper. I wish I can mention the name of the company cos the foolish married man is here on Nairaland also .

This evil soul told me she was going for a work trip to Enugu last December , said it was her job people taking her there and it’s by flight. And I should send her money to buy stuffs. I did but I wasn’t comfortable With it. I did not know they went to knack my girl in Enugu.. and I went to pick her back from the airport after dem don knack her.. the so called virgin wasn’t a virgin after all . I broke up . I put it to her that she cheated but this girl swore with her life that she didn’t for some reasons I could not show her my evidence.

Mr Arinze... I got nothing against u .. but u got a habit of chasing corpers posted in your office. How your wife doesn’t know u re cheating on her baffles me. I don let the girl go . Chop her. Na small thing make me change my mind do wetin my guys wan do u and that girl together. The. U know the debt is paid
The man didn't do you any wrong... its your girlfriend that surrendered her pussy to him as a burnt offering... e go shock you say the wife know say him dey cheat...

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Apr 07
very heart breaking... sad

she went to Nysc camp, I couldn't reach her after the third day she got there. I tried so many times to connect to her, but all attempts failed.
Finally, her line went through and when i asked her why happened, she confidently told me she gave her phone to someone who needed it urgently.
We talked, laughed and at the end of our conversation, she told me this: Teddy, I am sorry things aren't going as planned before I came here, i am seeing someone else and i really like him so much..

I was speechless and i no cry o but tears dey rust down my eyes..
Then I told her;

Me: Who's this guy?..

Ex: You don't need to know him Teddy, I just want you to know we won't be talking on the phone anymore because he doesn't enjoy me talking to other guys..

Me: Mummy u mean this thing abi na Yahoo format be this?

Ex: Just try and understand, like I told you when we met the first time, I don't like to have anything with my ex-. So, please get someone to love you, i am sure you will be fine in no time. Bye, God bless you.

It was like i was listening to one of John Legend's song until she updated all her social apps dp with the new guy's pic and wrote MY KING..
sad experience... but it should make you wiser ... I don't expect much from a woman... I don't even expect my future wife to be faithful to me... I don't want to be harshly surprised by any woman... I have come to know that in life... anything , I mean anything can happen...

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:35am On Apr 07
He stopped calling having realized that he can never have me on his bed after spending so much money on me and other frivolities, kai I chop him money sha.Bamanga Dan Allah wherever you are please forgive me,may God touch your heart to forgive me
irony about life be say na one boy wey no spend much go chop you like fresh fish for bed...


Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman With His Wife, Lizzy, And His Parents (Picture) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06pm On Mar 30
They were threatened...as always

do you have any evidence to back this up? if not wait till you have one before concluding on this matter...
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman With His Wife, Lizzy, And His Parents (Picture) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Mar 30
The pastor that can't keep his thing in his pants.His wife is beautiful but he's still not satisfied.
The two major persons that accused him of cheating have all apologized to him....


Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Mar 24

O ti fi ori gbale.

So if you have a soft spot for someone then you want to have sex with them. Take my advice and f*** off.
you can deceive many persons but you can't deceive your uncivilized dvck that it will not fvck a pussy of someone you have a soft spot for after giving you a Greek Gift...

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Romance / Re: Married Ex Wants Me To Manage Her New Business by SmellingAnus(m): 12:25am On Mar 24
I think you already know that you will definitely fvck her itchy hornnny pussy like a pornstaaar... so why exactly do you need our advice...

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Religion / Re: Apostle Chinyere Builds 18 Free Estates For The Poor In Rivers State (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:11pm On Mar 21

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