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BusinessRe: Sugarcane Seller Using POS For His Business - Photos by SMEpromote: 6:25pm On Feb 04, 2023
Correct guy, either upgrade or be left behind. I'm in support of the policy 100%. The teething problems common with new change will be surmounted in a few days.

Carry on the CBN, Mr. Emefiele and President Buhari. The only Buhary policy I'm backing 100% and that's strange because Buhari has been a disaster of a president.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Lafia For APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Nasarawa by SMEpromote: 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2023
Where is the gaffe machine? I can't sight him in the pictures, abi him Don dey campaign in absentia? The druggie is a damaged good and he knows the presidency has eluded him even before the election. The emilokan crooner will come a distant 4th in the election, their data analysis is showing that, that is why he's showing his frustration by lashing out at every campaign stop at the government of his own party.

Tinubu will be taught a huge lesson in political betrayal come February the 25th and we will all be here to witness it.

Bookmark this post because ai will be here to remind about it after the elections. He is grossly unelectable!
PoliticsRe: APC Members Use Tinubu Buses To Campaign For Atiku In The North (Videos) by SMEpromote: 5:09pm On Jan 21, 2023
This is #PDAPC in action, so nothing to see here. They are both one and the same, afterall the BAT-stard confirmed it.
CavemanDefuturo:
As e dey pain dem.. e go dey sweet us, as e dey sweet us e go dey pain dem. grin grin

The North no send your Papa..
The shege that is loading for Bandits is just testing the mic grin grin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Star, Ifuennada Poses Topless (Pictures) by SMEpromote: 2:42pm On Dec 31, 2022
Your wife is beautiful, Kudos to you, you get better eye.
Obavoh:
Beautiful women don’t have to go naked to prove they are beautiful .

Take a look at my wife. She is always modestly dressed. Even when we are alone together in the bedroom, she still covers herself decently. It makes me love and want her more.

Ladies cover your bodies. Make the men wonder and crave what is underneath your clothes. That secret drive men crazy. When you over expose yourself they start to see comma in your body and won’t take you serious.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Arrives Kaduna Ahead Of Tomorrow's APC Presidential Rally (photos) by SMEpromote: 5:33pm On Dec 12, 2022
Not Impressed!
PoliticsRe: Amokachi, Peter Rufai, Ikpeba, Aghahowa, Adepoju, Babayaro For Tinubu Campaign by SMEpromote: 4:29pm On Dec 09, 2022
All these yeyebrities & former players dey run Tinubu & his campaign street. They will pocket the millions offered them and still vote for Peter Obi on election day.
PoliticsRe: Why We Won’t Support Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition, By OPC by SMEpromote: 2:31pm On Oct 14, 2022
Everybody is rejecting the bullion van thief, including his kinsmen. Says a lot about his character. He's only enjoying money-induced support from some of his party men. Most of them will vote Obi or Atiku on ballot, they are giving him fake support in the open while supporting other candidates secretly.

E go clear for em eye come February next year.
PoliticsRe: Pic: Beautiful Handwriting Of Kashim Shettima by SMEpromote: 8:33pm On Oct 13, 2022
So we now celebrate someone's hand writing as a achievement. Ok.. The thud even looks like something electronically generated.
PoliticsRe: Aerial Photos Of Peter Obi's Visit To Jos by SMEpromote: 4:06pm On Sep 29, 2022
See wailing! Enemy of progress.


Truthisunique2:
Show the full area

E no suppose hard, they were jam-packed one place
PoliticsRe: Tony Kabaka Sings 'Emilokan' With Tinubu & Other Supporters (Vid) by SMEpromote: 12:37pm On Aug 24, 2022
See as three abled bodied men dey guide Bobo Chicago for left, right and at back make him for no stagger or fall. Man looks extremely frail.

I hear say him dey London currently. Person wey wan be president of Nigeria visits London every other week for medical treatment. Nigerians make una open una eyes make affliction not befall us a second time. We are still suffering severely from Buhari's affliction. Make we wise up this time around.

Bvlgari:
Tony Kabaka sings 'Emilokan' with Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and his other supporters


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOgG02ePp68
CelebritiesRe: Nosa Rex And His Wife Welcome Their 3rd Child by SMEpromote: 12:31pm On Mar 31, 2022
Waooo oo, it's a baby boy. Hello ooo, in Noda Rex's voice.

Massive Congratulations to him and his family.
CelebritiesRe: Baba Ijesha: Princess Was My Lover. We Slept Together, Touched, Kissed Ourselves by SMEpromote: 4:11am On Mar 05, 2022
This Maaaaaan!

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I'd pardon it if it were Cobhams who said Princess was his lover knowing he can't know better but for Baba Ijesha; a full-fledged, able-bodied man without a vision impairment to have a romantic relationship with a lady who looks like the carcass of an ogre beats all rationalization.

Even if dragged by a crane, or fitted on springs, NwaAmaikpe's preek will not raise half an inch for a million Princesses trying to rub some life into it.

How did Baba Ijesha lose it?
How?

And for this reason a wise sensei once said,
Never underestimate the great lenghts the human snake will travel just to spit out some of its' venom.

Princess must have been overfed with pure scorn. I can't even imagine the pain she felt knowing her toyboy would rather lust after her underage adopted daughter than her wobbly, repugnant self.

Baba Ijesha may have given out this information to save face, but the fool doesn't not know that for brothers with taste like myself; having sex with an ugly woman is just as bad as having sex with an underage girl child.
EducationRe: How Many Times Did You Write Jamb? by SMEpromote: 10:48pm On Mar 04, 2022
2 times.
RomanceRe: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by SMEpromote: 9:18am On Jan 22, 2022
Your sister's husband proposed marriage to you and you are even considering whether to accept the proposal or not. Both you and your sister's husband have serious problem. The way some women reason amazes me. The man must have seen the way you behave towards him before thinking of proposing marriage to you in the first place while still married to your sister. Not only should that proposal irritate you, but also you should feel disgusted about the man if only you have any shred of character left in you.

He has not even divorced your sister yet. And even if your sister was dead, marrying your late sister's husband would still appear somehow, talk more when she is alife and still married to the man. Infact you should be the one leading the effort to reconcile your sister and her husband even if sibings rivalry exits between the two you, but here you are being the reason they would never get back together, and somehow you're ok with that.

You and the man should be ashamed of yourselves!
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Tobi Bakre And Wife Anu Welcome First Child, A Baby Boy (Photos) by SMEpromote: 9:19pm On Jan 02, 2022
December 30, 2021 was last Thursday though, not Sunday. Just a clarification, you can update your post.

EBMedia:
Big Brother Naija star, Tobi Bakre and his wife, Anu, have welcomed their first child together, a baby boy, IgbereTV reports.

Their baby's name is Abdulmalik Oluwatobi Bakre.

The excited father took to Instagram to announce the good news by posting an adorable photo, which shows him bumping fists with the infant.

In his caption, he wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CYMz9UjP4nz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
PoliticsRe: Uche Nwosu: Imo Government Apologises To Anglican Church by SMEpromote: 7:02am On Dec 28, 2021
coast2sahara:
I'ld like to just state FACTS in this SAGA.
The commando style arrest stand condemned. Worse still is the location chosen to do the dirty job.
Imo government and the Governor have acknowledged the error, and have apologized. Kudos to Hope and I hope Imolites put sentiments aside and praise their Governor on this one.

The arrest was never an affront on Imo people, Uche Nwosu and his likes cannot look up to Imolites for any form of pity or protection. He and his Father Inlaw - my governor my governor, have had a greater portion of the mismanagement the common resources of the imo people.
Okorocha's error in government is been overshadowed by the coming of Hope Uzodimma..should Imo have had a governor they supported, Okorocha and his family should have been in a bigger mess..let the music continue.
I'ld also like to state that, our wicked politicians have always hidden under religious cover to evade public scrutiny. Let's not fall for it always. Let's call a spade a spade.
What is this one saying? Looks like you're on the payroll of the Imo state government, as you have now joined the commissioner who put out the statement to do PR for the government.
PoliticsRe: Charles Soludo & His Wife, Nonye, Celebrate 29th Marriage Anniversary (Pix) by SMEpromote: 4:19pm On Dec 26, 2021
Woow! I remember this woman back then at University of Nigeria Nsukka Campus when she was running Queens Computer College in early 2000s.

I had my first experience with Computers at her Computer Center then and that wonderful experienced shaped my awesome career. I learnt Word Processing, Ms Dos and Basic Programming at that center during my First year in Uni as an Engineering student. That IT center opened the world of computers to a lot of undergraduates who were willing and ready to learn.

Her Husband, Professor Soludo opened the center for her, I was made to understand, and it was one in town.

Soludo don dey see future trends a long time ago, it didn't start today. I believe he will replicate that as Governor of Anambra state. I still remember his manifesto/Dream from 12 yrs when he first contested for Governor to make Anambra Africa's Dubai.

We can't wait to usher both of you in as Governor and First Lady of Anambra state.
NYSCRe: Army Releases Female Soldier Who Accepted Marriage Proposal From Youth Corps by SMEpromote: 7:14pm On Dec 25, 2021
Who get time today to dey read these double long epistles you posted here? And e come be Nigerian Soldier matter. Mcheeew.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham, Cee-C, Nengi Dress Like ‘Old Stars’ To Aki & Pawpaw Premier (Pix) by SMEpromote: 11:22pm On Dec 13, 2021
Priscy01:
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Wow, Cee-c forever a damsel. She looks very healthy and sexy as fk.
Foreign AffairsRe: CNN Fires Chris Cuomo by SMEpromote: 2:41pm On Dec 05, 2021
tiger28:
You are right to an extent here BUT whatever is happening now CANNOT be compared on all levels with that Moronic Orangutan[Mr chaos] that was in power before Biden. I have been a registered voter for the past 30 years and I will never regret my last US election vote. I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican so I am a very Objective voter. How many cabinet members resigned around this same time under the twitter slowpoke? imagine waking up at 5 am to twitt Against your own cabinet member? saying you know more than the same VETERAN Generals that you appointed? Imagine twitting against your OWN Covid guru[Dr Fauci] thereby causing MORE confusion in the middle of a PANDEMIC??Every University must use the slowpoke as a case study about leadership........Fortunately, most of the african Baboons[ same ppl he cursed out severally] that worshipped him aren't eligible to vote for him from their villages.
Trash talk! Were it not for the unprecedented level of election malpractice/rigging, Trump would have defeated Biden by a landslide.

The establishment wanted Trump out and Covid-19 pandemic gave them enough reason to device all manner of scheme to tilt the election in favour of Biden. Perpetual lockdowns, endless riots, mail in ballots, media gang-up etc, yet Trump was still able to receive an unprecedented amount of vote by any sitting president.

Hopefully there will not be Covid in 3 yrs time during the next election round and Biden's presidency will be as good as gone!
PhonesRe: Please Suggest A ₦70k Phone With Good Camera And Battery by SMEpromote: 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2021
Anonymoususher:
Good morning my people.

I want to get a phone and my budget is 70k.

My specifications are minimum of 4gb ram, 64GB storage and at least 5000mAh battery. Most especially the camera and battery are very important.

Excluded brands are Tecno, itel and Gionee products.

Please your suggestions will help me make wise choice.

Thank
Samsung A12, 64GB. Good luck!
FamilyRe: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by SMEpromote: 3:43am On Feb 17, 2021
I think it was wrong to engage your brother's wife in a shouting match; your brother might see that as not having respect for his wife, and by extention not having respect for him.

I also think the woman overreacted by throwing your things out of the house without your brother's knowledge, which is also wrong.

Haven said that, if you're having issues with your brother's wife, you should discuss it your brother and know where he stands, and he can in turn discuss with his wife so that issues can be ironed out for peace to reign.

Every household is different. If your brother's wife frowns at certain things like you going into her kitchen to cook or dish food without her approval, you should respect that. Unless you are the person housing them, which in this case you are not.

Just know that your brother will not leave his wife or his family over matters like this because of you. At the end of the day, if someone should leave that house, it is you, if you want your brother to have a peaceful home & a happy marriage.

My advice to you is: if the atmosphere in the house has become toxic, discuss with your brother and start making arrangement immediately to get your own apartment even if it's one bedroom; you're still single. You can ask your brother for support if you don't have enough money to get a place.

Good Luck!
PoliticsRe: Pete Edochie Endorses His Son, Yul For 2023 Presidency by SMEpromote: 1:53pm On Feb 12, 2021
I love this though!
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Attack Amotekun In Ondo, Shoot Farmer And A Vigilante Dead by SMEpromote: 12:35pm On Feb 12, 2021
Tinubu remains silent because he wants to be president and does not want to upset the powers that be, while his kits and kin keep being massacred by evil headsmen

His unrealizable quest to be president is more important than the precious lives of his people. The same people that he will seek for their votes if and when contest for president.

This is a man some misguided mofos will want us to vote for in 2023. RUBBISH!
Science/TechnologyRe: Mutant Four-Legged Hen Seen In China With Two Limbs Protruding From Its Bum (Pix by SMEpromote: 7:03pm On Oct 30, 2020
China and their whale again..
RomanceRe: From Email To Altar: How A Nigerian Couple Found Love (Photos) by SMEpromote: 8:58pm On Sep 09, 2020
Looks like a marriage made in heaven! They really look good together. The lady is tall and beutiful, my kind of lady. And the husband has great looks too.
PoliticsRe: Crises In APC As Faction Tells Electorate To Vote Only Buhari In Lagos by SMEpromote: 2:59pm On Feb 06, 2019
Since that short man devil "Oshi Omo Ole" emerged as the APC chairman, the party has been on a downward spiral.

You will appreciate how terrible things are in the party when you realise that they are currently in a Self-Destruct mode. Look at what is happening to APC in Imo, Rivers, Ogun, Kano, Zamfara and now Lagos states among others, all self inflicted injuries.

Incumbent governors campaigning for candidates of opposition parties, party chairman telling voters to not vote candidates of his owb party and a president not marketing candidates of his party on a campaign podium & proudly telling voters to vote candidates of their choice, thereby showing zero confidence in his party's candidates.

These are clear signs of a deeply divided party that will be roundly defeated in the general elections. You can take this to the bank.
TravelRe: Yellow Fever Card by SMEpromote: 5:31pm On Feb 05, 2018
Thank you for this post, I just returned from the Yellow Fever Vaccination center, got the Yellow Fever card and locating the place was exactly as you explained.

I had to part with N600 though, driving through the toll gate twice, but everything went well. It took about 40mins, but I was told that today being Monday, there's usually more request, and I observed it too. I understand it take between 10 and 15min on a normal day.

Thank for sharing this. I appreciate it a lot.

DT.

jagabanban:
Thanks for this piece of information.

However, the location for obtaining the vaccination and issuing the Yellow Fever card has changed. The location is Ministry of Health, Port Health Office, beside the Toll Gate. If you are coming from Mafoluku Oshodi axis, turn right into the toll gate. The building is immediately after the toll gate. You should see the sign post.

The procedure is also very simple and straightforward. You will need a photocopy of your Passport Biodata page and N1000. You have to go in person as proxy processing is not permitted.
1. Enter your name, Passport Number and Telephone Number in the Register provided.
2. Submit the photocopy of your Passport biodata page and N1000 to the receiving Nurses.
3. Wait on the queue for inoculation.
4. Get inoculated.
5. Collect your Yellow Card.

As expected, there are touts around the premises waiting for gullible people to fleece. Don't fall victim. The process is simple and easy. It takes less than 5 minutes.

Enjoy!
TravelRe: Where Can One Obtain Yellow Fever Card & Do They Work On Saturday? by SMEpromote(op): 8:32am On Feb 05, 2018
goldenlolo:
Please if you reside in Lagos , go to Muritala international airport, tell the car driver that you 're going for yellow card, he will drop you at the first building before you reach the departure lounge.
The staffs are friendly and welcoming.
It will not take more than 5 minutes after the injection.
It is one thousand naira for the yellow card.
Please do the photocopy of your passport page, you will submit it there.
Good luck!
Thank you very much GoldenLolo for the reply.

The yellow card is needed for Visa application, so I was wondering if someone who lives far from the airport can obtain the yellow card from any other hospital and if the authorised centers like the one you mentioned above are open for work on weekends.

There is very limited information online regarding the yellow fever card, I don't know why one can't walk into any government Hospital near him, get the vaccination done and obtain the yellow card.

Will appreciate if you have more info on this.

Thanks again.

DT
TravelWhere Can One Obtain Yellow Fever Card & Do They Work On Saturday? by SMEpromote(op): 11:14am On Feb 03, 2018
Dear NLanders,

Please if you are in the know, kindly provide information regarding the authorised Yellow Fever Vaccination Center in Lagos where one can obtain the Yellow Fever Card for travel purposes.

I would also want to know if the Center is open for work on Saturdays (an the days & times of the week they are open) to issue the Yellow Card. It's needed as soon as possible.

I've searched online but didn't see any website of contact information of such center. Kindly provide if you do know the contact info for any of the centers in Lagos.

Thank you in anticipation.

DT

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