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FoodRe: What I Bought 1040 In Enugu by SmileDance(f): 4:20pm On Feb 23, 2022
I was on hospital bed the last time I took lucozade boost. In this culture lucozade boost is for sick people
Christianity EtcRe: If Any Member Of My Church Goes For Big Brother, I Will Tell God To Kill Him. by SmileDance(f): 6:37pm On Feb 19, 2022
This woman thinks God is a hired killer
FamilyRe: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by SmileDance(f): 5:36pm On Feb 19, 2022
Resurgent2016:
I think you guys are being harsh and unrealistic. They were co-tenants. In a face-me-I-face you setting where the rooms are literally adjacent to each other, such level of familiarity is normal or almost unavoidable.

The issue is d former tenant possibly subleting his or her apartment to someone they probably know nothing of. Also there is increasing desperation in d country right now...its a warning to everyone to take extra caution
receiving biscuits from co tenants is not a problem but taking them out is suspicious
FamilyRe: Settling Down With Him In A Self Contained Or The Family House? by SmileDance(f): 10:38pm On Feb 18, 2022
Whatever you do, never settle in a family house.
CrimeRe: Cross River Man Sentenced To Death For Killing Twin Daughters Over 'Witchcraft' by SmileDance(f): 5:04pm On Feb 16, 2022
Tellwhat:
Are you for real?

In what state and how did you escapehuh
I am not tired of telling this story
Osun State, it might interest you to know that it was my fellow corp members at a christian lodge that labelled me a witch. The Sisters coordinator or whatever they call her had personal issues with me and decided to paint a picture that she had 'evidences' that I'm a witch as per she saw me in her dream lol. She was able to convince the other members of the lodge that I'm a witch, even the ones that didn't really believed concluded that their grandmother not me is possessed.
This happened to me as an adult and the accusation came from my fellow corp members (not illiterate villagers) so you can only imagine what helpless children would go through in the hands of these religious bigots.
How I escaped, I relocated and tried as much as humanly possible to avoid those people till I completed the service year.
AgricultureRe: Let's Learn Fish Farming (LLFF 101) by SmileDance(f): 3:32pm On Feb 16, 2022
I have 2 questions
1. I want to start with about 50-100 fish, can I use a plastic pond for a start?
2. How often do I change the water in the pond?
Thank you
CrimeRe: Cross River Man Sentenced To Death For Killing Twin Daughters Over 'Witchcraft' by SmileDance(f): 1:05pm On Feb 16, 2022
Those who labelled me a witch even as a corp member in 2019 too would soon meet their own waterloo.
FamilyRe: OverEducated Women Make Bad Wives by SmileDance(f): 7:20am On Feb 15, 2022
in summary, all women with masters degree, PhDs and all female professors can not make good wives.
Inferiority complex and low self esteem na disease o
Science/TechnologyRe: Hundreds Of Birds Drop From The Sky In Mexico & Die (Pictures, Video) by SmileDance(f): 8:51pm On Feb 14, 2022
Joseph08:
In Nigeria they would have tagged them witches and wizard grin
EducationRe: Can I Study Nursing Science With D7 In Physics by SmileDance(f): 4:06pm On Feb 14, 2022
Goldendigger:
I recently checked my waec GCE result and I have;
Economics C6
Civic education A1
English language B3
Further mathematics A1
Mathematics C5
Agriculture science C6
Biology A1
Chemistry B3
Physics D7
no you cannot
CareerRe: My Sister Seeks Your Advice by SmileDance(f): 7:14am On Feb 08, 2022
bewla:
my daughter has a in math,c 5 English,b physic, b biology, a chemistry and 214 in jamb she no enter school for nurse na this one you come they give hope for nurse




But Sha nothing no fit happen for 9ija
it depends on a lot of factors, the school she applied to also has something to do with it, who knows if she doesn't mind a school of nursing, or a private university and of course I listed other courses
CareerRe: My Sister Seeks Your Advice by SmileDance(f): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2022
Nursing
Medical Laboratory Science
Nutrition and dietetics
Social work
Psychology
Computer Science
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can My Friend Withdraw The Keke From The Rider? by SmileDance(f): 9:23pm On Feb 06, 2022
Do not make the mistake of giving that rider your keke again. Even if he brings his grandfather as guarantor
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can My Friend Withdraw The Keke From The Rider? by SmileDance(f): 7:52am On Feb 06, 2022
Collect the keke from him whichever way, even if he brings the traditional ruler of his village as guarantor.
Imagine telling someone you've seized his Keke?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can My Friend Withdraw The Keke From The Rider? by SmileDance(f): 4:34am On Feb 06, 2022
Cleo18:
Thank you. That's what we are planning to do. If the keke guy comes today as planned, we would take the keke and lock in the compound car park. The compound is very big and spacious.

Thereafter we would tell him to go look for guarantors so the agreement can be reviewed.

My friend gave him the keke initially on compassionate ground but he also instructed him to look for a house in the town for security of his keke which he promised to do, but rather, he packed to another deep village at the opposite side of the previous village he was, farther from the town too.

I want my friend to hold the keke while the rider go bring responsible guarantors who would take responsibility in case of any incident like this, and whom my friend can call to speak responsibly to.

What do you think plz?
I doubt that guy will bring the keke to your compound, I guess the keke has papers ( that show your friend owns it), still inform the lawyer so things don't turn against you but do not appear weak, if you are open to using touts or soldiers to scare him please do, cos that guy will not willingly release your keke, you have to take it by force.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can My Friend Withdraw The Keke From The Rider? by SmileDance(f): 3:41am On Feb 06, 2022
Whatever you do, do not allow that keke rider take you to his village, be security conscious.

Talk to the lawyer that prepared the documents for you and ask for his opinion
EducationRe: MAPOLY Student Arrested For Buying Contraceptives (Photo) by SmileDance(f): 6:34pm On Feb 05, 2022
nonxo007:
I saw this post somewhere and I took my time to read the comments, one of those who commented stated that it is illegal by our law for a lady to commit abortion. The crime of abortion by our law is punishable by law and attract 6years imprisonment.
The pills she bought i believe are abortion pill, that means she was in the process of committing a crime punishable by our laws.
Sha I don't have details of what transpired, I'm just thinking aloud.
Quite funny though
the police can't differentiate between contraceptives and abortion pill. I'm almost sure some of these police men don't know what contraceptives are
FamilyRe: My 3 Year Old Isn't Catching Up! by SmileDance(f): 7:08am On Feb 01, 2022
Stevenbright:
Get those CDs and DVDs that teaches Lettering (A B C.... and Numbering (1 2 3 4.....). Always make her listen and watch them, with time she will enjoy rhyming with them and then starts doing the suggested activities by the instructors. This should do the trick. You can also try YouTube for such educative children videos.
listen to this advice op, change her school,the teacher is just a frustrated human being, you said it yourself that she can write letter A and number 1. She's doing just fine at her age, maybe the other children in her class are older than her.
EducationRe: Is This How Polio Vaccine Is Forced On school Children Without Parents Consent? by SmileDance(f): 7:00am On Feb 01, 2022
Mrshape:
No South parents have to be sure of what their children is taking as vaccine, not that they don't know the importance of the vaccine
okay I get it now, people are being careful because of the way the country is, during our days our parents didn't have to worry about that.
EducationRe: Is This How Polio Vaccine Is Forced On school Children Without Parents Consent? by SmileDance(f): 4:29am On Feb 01, 2022
Mrshape:
Did we reject the vaccine? No.
We only told her to eñable us contact how parents first.
Meanwhile some parents said they shouldn't vaccinate their children in school, the will take the children to the health center to do that.
Besides her behavior was suspicious, health workers are not rude people they are supposed to be trained
I guess the school is in northern nigeria
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 9:05pm On Jan 30, 2022
YinkaOlusesi:
but why is it that u women of nowadays always think divorce is the best option in any little misunderstanding in any marriageshuh It baffles me a lot
flogging is not a little misunderstanding. Would you say the same if it was the woman flogging the man?
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 9:04pm On Jan 30, 2022
YinkaOlusesi:
am not enabler of domestic violence, but divorce is not the best option.
in a case of domestic violence divorce is the best option.
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 9:03pm On Jan 30, 2022
On a more serious note op, I ll give you this advice and it's up to you to take it. Wake your husband in the middle of the night and tell him that if he ever tries to flog you again he will sleep and not wake up the next day. Tell him you won't kill him, but accidents happen.
Nobody should quote me o or else I will flog you.
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 8:54pm On Jan 30, 2022
YinkaOlusesi:
what message are you trying to pass to her, she should packed out from her husband househuh
she should enjoy the flogging so when he flogs her to death we will know she died as a married woman.
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 8:46pm On Jan 30, 2022
SmellySperm:
He flogs you with cane? Is he a classroom teacher?
the OP is a primary school pupil lol
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 8:44pm On Jan 30, 2022
Datboredberry:
Don't be stupid and partial... What could a grown human being to to warrant such? undecided

You're trying to justify the man's actions... Ask yourself, if it were his boss who had offended him... Would he react like this? undecided

Most of you men are cowards who can't challenge a fellow man but you prefer to act like rabid dogs when there's an altercation with a woman...
relax ma'am I'm sure he's just being sarcastic, a grown human being too is allowing herself to be flogged and can't do anything about it? Is she a slowpoke? I don't blame the man honestly, the OP is just a mumu
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 8:43pm On Jan 30, 2022
dacblogger:
Quick question... Is he from Abia state?
Meanwhile, do you have brothers? If you do, let them gather and give him joint beating that will reset his head. sad
the husband might divorce her, op enjoy your flogging it's just belt na, no be say na cutlass he dey take beat you. Mumu woman
FamilyRe: My Husband Flogs Me by SmileDance(f): 8:33pm On Jan 30, 2022
sazzyyarns:
My husband flogs me with cane and belt whenever we have an altercation.We are not newly weds and by now we should have understood each other.
He never apologizes when we reconcile instead he says i should stop doing things that provoke him(which doesnt include me going physical,so its not even in self defence).At this point im really just frustrated!!!
He flogs me in the presence of the kids,sometimes he flogs them and then flogs me too
so what do you want us to do? We should come and flog him for you? Congratulations, just know when your kids grow up they will also flog their wives since you allow yourself to be flogged.

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