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FamilyRe: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by smileyprin(m): 7:35am On Nov 08, 2012
lil cuzin asked...pilot is to aeroplane wat is for train. 2.bulb is for electricity wats d name of d bulb in kerosine lamp 3.if a small car lyk dis is overtakin ol d lorries,when it grows it will be flying
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Accuses JTF Of Killing Gen Mohammed Shuwa by smileyprin(m): 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2012
killuminati: If no be BKH, GEJ, JTF or PDP, then na who kill am?

This administration has a lot of skeletons in their cupboard! Wait till after 2015 g. election, GEJ must arrested and tried for all the sins he has committed.

We aint sleeping, we watching!!!
Very Soon all their dirty linen will be washed in d public before election when the fight for supremacy starts among the P.D.P members
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Accuses JTF Of Killing Gen Mohammed Shuwa by smileyprin(m): 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2012
Novice1: You guys should just chill down and dissect the content of the message instead of shooting the messenger.

Even Internatinal Human Rights bodies have recognised JTF's extra-judicial adventures.
True, Mate.I agree with u.The arguement is not weather Gen shuwa is innocent or not but i think it is an open secret the way JTF have been carrying out extra judicial killings lately.
HealthRe: Why Do Mosquito Bite Some And Leave Others? by smileyprin(m): 8:24pm On Oct 30, 2012
infotrust: Scientific research has shown that mosquitoes bite some people more than others for several reasons, including the smells that those people give off, the chemicals on those people's skin and even how much carbon dioxide they emit while breathing. Experts estimate that mosquitoes are highly attracted to about 10 percent of all people, with those people's genetics accounting for about 85 percent of their attractiveness to mosquitoes. Other research suggests that people who are less attractive to mosquitoes emit smells and chemicals that repel the insects. As of 2012, there still was much that was not known about why mosquitoes bite some people more than others and what the people who are bitten more can do about it.
Why Mosquitoes Bite

Only female mosquitoes bite people. They do it for the blood, which contains protein and nutrients that they need either to produce eggs at all or to produce a larger batch of eggs. Before each time they produce a batch of eggs, they will seek out a blood meal. For regular meals, they feed on nectar and other juices produced by plants.
Finding Prey

A female mosquito begins locating prey by detecting carbon dioxide, which is emitted by animals when they exhale and through their skin. The mosquito uses an antenna-like structure called a maxillary palp to detect carbon dioxide from as far as 164 feet (50 m) away. At closer distances, it uses a feathery antenna to identify certain chemicals, and its nose is perforated with many tiny holes that the odors in the air can penetrate. After the mosquito has found a concentration of carbon dioxide being emitted by a person, the mosquito's sensory receptors tell it whether the combination of chemicals and odors being emitted by that person make him or her suitable prey.
Substances That Attract

Research suggests that, in addition to carbon dioxide, some of the substances that people produce and that attract mosquitoes are sweat, lactic acid, uric acid and a chemical called octenol. Lactic acid is emitted through the skin, especially during exercise. Uric acid is a product of the body metabolizing certain proteins, and most of it is excreted in urine, but excess uric acid can build up under the skin. Octenol is present in a person's sweat and breath.

Some people produce greater quantities of these substances, so mosquitoes bite some people more than others. Very large people and pregnant women generally breathe out more carbon dioxide, so they tend to be bitten more often. People who exercise outdoors produce more lactic acid, sweat more and breathe more heavily, so they also tend to suffer more mosquito bites. Many perfumes and deodorants that people to mask their natural body odors also are believed to be attractive to mosquitoes.
Substances that Repel

Commercial mosquito repellants contain various chemicals — such as N,N-diethyl-meta-toluamide, better known as DEET — that are believed to turn away mosquitoes by masking the user's body chemicals or by inhibiting the insects' sensory organs. Some research suggests, however, that certain substances already found on certain people's skin make those people less attractive to mosquitoes. Two such chemicals are known as geranyl acetone and 6-methyl-5-hepten-2-one. Scientists have looked into the origin of these chemicals — namely, whether they are produced by the body, obtained from the environment or a combination of those methods. The existence of these chemicals found on some people's skin suggests that mosquitoes bite some people more than others not only because some people are more attractive to mosquitoes, but also because some people naturally repel them.

http://www.wisegeek.com/why-do-mosquitoes-bite-some-people-more-than-others.htm
Gud post mate...i can relate with some of ur points.....exercising outdoors nd odas.
HealthRe: Why Do Mosquito Bite Some And Leave Others? by smileyprin(m): 2:12pm On Oct 30, 2012
Hayjaycity: You are right, I can confirm that, and that is why pple with AA genotype are mostly victims of malaria attack
I can say i'm also very prone to mosquito bites nd i'm also AA though i dont know the correlation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 5:09pm On Oct 29, 2012
BERNIMOORE: I think it will be a waste of time discussing chelsea issues as they continue to cry like babies,and instead of taking correction they swith to insults and curse you like an agbero loaded with Alomo,Whiskey and Shepe-Chelsea-Gin! as if all the touts in the Nigerian cities are chelsea fans.

But then let me just give some hints why chelsea found theirself in these constant mess,
1, Most of the fans are either illiterate(just watching f/ball only on the screen,or newspapers or mouth to mouth but dont care to know the rules).

2,Chelseafc play Aethestic football(nicknamed karate football) invented into football by an italian 'herera' back in the days,this kind of negative football formation(if you miss the ball dont-ever miss the leg-style is branded 'catenatio'.although recently AVB tried to change it into more attacking side,what the owner abramovic wanted, but 'the old players of chelsea planned a coup de'tat to overthrow AVB by restating inexperieced DM',it pays for a short and brif period of time by winning a champions league cup by luck and undeserved,(ungratefull fans as they are will never agree),but as they could not defend a community shield afterwards,and to cap it all, chelsea lost to an infamous spanish side supercup Atletico madrid 4-1 a game that will make you wonder if chelsea deserved the champions league cup. The advantage of their negative football is that you conceeds 'fewer goals' by sitting dip, and work-less but score your opponent on quick-counter or on set pieces.Disadvantage of it is that you conceeds higher fouls,and more cards,..and this is where the point lies, if a team fouls more often than the other,it frustrates the reff and the reff are given the 'exlusive right,unchallenged right to take action'on any player of a team that willfully fouls so as to 'reduce the tension of the game'.
in the Chelsea-Man-utd game, if chelsea fans are fair, we saw how many times (3 times)that chelsea player handled the ball,and there was no card issued, we saw a two footed tackle on RVP,no card issued, we saw ramires bringing down 'willfully' a player after dribbling past him, and many more,
but chelsea persistence in that willfull fouls 'provoked the reff like any other reff' and even di-mateo aknowledged that it was a deserved-red!
(can anyone check the match analysis and tell us which team is having 'most foul committed' definately its chelsea with 14 fouls. even the game they played arsenal they are leading in most foul commited, against barca,they are twice the fouls commited,they quickly brand barca as divers because like hitler once said in his book that 'if you practice wrong or evil persistently without let-up,it will be embraced as the right thing and it will gain popularity'.
the second yellow of torres,chelsea fans were complaining and even swearing on torres,so why crying while he was red crded? i think torres need to watch the video again, and see that he would have been sent off earlier when he raise his-stud high facing an opponent's chest, what does the reff rule rule says, ...that any player that endangers the 'safety and weelfare of an opponent' should be 'dismissed' with a red card, the only consideration to be considered is 'the speed of both players involved'. but then escaping that,maybe an assistant reff has drawn the main reff's attention to that stud incidence,and this time around torres with a 'minimal contact' after staying on the other feet balanced 'he decided to go down in 'simulation' also guilty of faking injury by rolling over and over again,the reff had no option than to award another yellow culminating in red.

As for chicharito's goal, well it was a tight one and debatable but sorry,football result is decided in seconds,so no room for alteration.

Chelsea fans are hypocritical,when it comes to complaining, why do i say so,
when Mourinho's inter Milan beat chelsea in stanford bridge,and in san-siro Drogba had a red card and solomon kalou had a clear penalty claim against mourinho, but no chelsea fan cry foul!
the same thing applies to mourinho, last season his madrid beat Atletico(falcao inclusive) on what grounds, Atletico were awarded 2 red cards, down to ten men, as if that is not enough 2 penalties converted by cristiano ronaldo were another salt added to atletico wounds, but nobody is accusing the reff or and the case is not even making a headline, so as long as chelsea continue to play the negative football,they are bound to be subject to bashing and reduced to crybabies, im a good football lover, no violence in football supporter,football free of thugery gangsterism if possible without a yellow card can be achieved, so that injuries leg-breaking that shortens a players carrer can be reduced to a bearest minimum.
Note pls, you dont need to support my opinions,i have no apologies to any chelsea fans,but if you have taken shepe-chelsea, or Alomo you are free to insult, oya nowwwwwwwww.........
Thanks mate.....well put there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 3:14pm On Oct 29, 2012
bxg: Chelsea were not particularly hard done by
In recent times, a lot of hot air has been emitted regarding Manchester United's supposed preferential treatment from referees. Some lunatics genuinely believe there is an official conspiracy involving Sir Alex Ferguson, the FA, the CIA and Nasa. Their attitude will not have been changed by events at Stamford Bridge, yet the fuss over Sunday's game is misplaced, a convenient narrative that doesn't stand up to the most basic scrutiny. Fernando Torres should have been sent off long before his dubious second yellow card. Chelsea were not unlucky to be down to nine men; they were lucky not to be down to eight, because Mikel John Obi should have received a second yellow card for fouling Antonio Valencia. Chelsea were the better team at 2-2, but they were about to go 3-2 down when Branislav Ivanovic committed the foul for which he was correctly sent off.
And while Javier Hernández's winner was offside, United would probably have won the game anyway. Hernández's goal does not significantly impact on the balance sheet of refereeing mistakes in matches between United and Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Since their previous league win at Stamford Bridge in April 2002 United have suffered a series of shocking decisions, most notably in 2002-03, 2007-08, 2009-10 and 2010-11. Two of those almost cost them the league; a couple of mistakes from Martin Atkinson in 2009-10 probably did cost them the title. They were due a decision at Stamford Bridge. They are due a few more before things can be said to have evened themselves out.
exactly my thoughts couldnt have put it better myself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 1:56pm On Oct 29, 2012
Bimfo: How Would I understand What I cant Read... Yea, Wednesday's game.
...Anywaez bro...it waz fun chattn to u....see ya around,have a nice tym
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2012
Bimfo: Dint get Wat u are Saying... U r Just Jumping From Pillar to Post With a Poor Control of English...
if u had good control of english u'll have used your instinct to try and understand the message no matter how poor the grammer was. Leavin d topic and dwelling on pples grammer is pure childish smfh...I'm out,see u after wednesdays game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 12:38pm On Oct 29, 2012
Bimfo: That Canceled Statement is Rubbish... DO U UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL? *smh* Even Ferguson Testified to it that It Was a Ball-to-Hand and nt a Handball... There Wasn't any Penalty there... SO FACE FRONT AND LETS WAIT 4 OUR NEXT MEETING, AND LUCKILY 4 U, ITS ON WEDNESDAY. cheesy
U dat knows rule...Typical chelski fan eh...so wat abt all the other points...the point u dwelled on doesnt even influence the result coz it wasnt given.wednesday is @ hand olready nd u might nt have to labour hard coz fergie might juxt decide to field a second string team....so only 2 days of whining,sulking smfh...its nt by been millitant but rather descipline.....better luck next tym bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 12:06pm On Oct 29, 2012
gentmint: sensible post.true the ref was terrible,and as a man united fan i think the FA should drop such refs.chelsea are currently a side to beat,i still see them unbeaten.But we have beaten chelsea in the past free and fair especially at UCL games,they have also beaten us too.We should all hope the midweek game will be better without a refree as bad as mark.
thanks mate..pple in d english game have been cryin out for strong refrees nd we got one who booked two players for diving (torress nd valencia) even though valencia was clattered..no body is talking abt how torres escape a red card in his tackle with cleverly..nobody mentions a david luiz handball that will have been a penalty..all theses from one game that is yesterdays game...buh wenever results are not goin their way they already have history of goin voilent,throwin missles.The best fans that watch d game on tv can do is watch things critically nd stop been a cryin baby nd grow up...Another 3 pts in da hat fr united. They can win d carlin cup tie on wednesday for all i care.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by smileyprin(m): 11:23am On Oct 29, 2012
D ref got it wrong in some instances but pple goin on abt united been unable to defeat cheski are plain dillusioned,if only they cn remembr champions league wen we beat them home nd away...though on present form they're a better team but who scored first.....so the result could ve gone either way.
LiteratureRe: Please How Interesting Are Sidney Sheldon Books? by smileyprin(m): 2:36pm On Oct 11, 2012
Yep,very interestin but try readn d second part of dat book too..'The memiors of a midnyt'
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by smileyprin(m): 10:13am On Oct 10, 2012
08172636854
FashionRe: How Can One Be Really Photogenic? by smileyprin(m): 8:34am On Sep 22, 2012
my case is always like dat..ve got only very few pics dats a true representation of how i really luk in life...most of my pics are awful...
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano Weeps As Jonathan Visits by smileyprin(m): 8:14pm On Jan 23, 2012
with how much i knoe Ado Bayero he'z a very respectible nd dignified Man who waz emir frm a very young age nd from a very affluent family, Couple with d fact that he's not new to d nigerian politics, so i see him a geniune Gentleman sensitive to d plight of his People,
PoliticsLets Re-claim Nigeria From The Hands Of Our Rulers! by smileyprin(op): 9:26am On Jan 11, 2012
RE-CLAIM NIGERIA.
Nigeria belongs to all of us.
Nobody has any greater stake
or right to her than you and I.
We must therefore reclaim Nigeria from our
tormentors. The
present struggle is not just
about the removal of subsidy on
petroleum. It is also about good
governance and also
about a fight against the unbelievable level of
corruption
in government. Our tormentors
said we must
sacrifice to secure our future.
No sermon is as powerful as a
good personal example. They must lead by
example and we
would follow. Our demand should
be the
following and we would accept
no less. 1. THERE MUST BE IN PLACE A
LAW
THAT MAKES STEALING PUBLIC
FUNDS AN OFFENCE PUNISHABLE BY
PUBLIC EXECUTION. 2. THE IMMUNITY
CLAUSE MUST GO
BOTH AT THE FEDERAL AND STATE LEVELS. 3. THE
PRESIDENT MUST
SELL OFF
ALL THE AIRCRAFTS IN THE
PRESIDENTIAL FLEET (the Prime
Minister of Britain, a much
bigger economy does not have one and
travels with British
Airways). 4. THE PRESIDENT'S
SALARY AND
ALLOWANCES MUST NOT EXCEED
$200,000 (our President has no
reason whatsoever, to earn more than the
American
President, 5. THE
PRESIDENTIAL VILLA MUST
BE SOLD OUT AND BE REPLACED
WITH NO MORE THAN A 6BEDROOM
HOUSE (the British Prime Minister lives in a 3-
bedroom apartment).
6. FEEDING IN THE PRESIDENTIAL
AND VP LODGE SHOULD NOT BE
MORE THAN 1MILLION NAIRA PER
MONTH. (Presently it is 90 million
Naira per month for both). >:O 7. NO
LEGISLATOR SHALL EARN
MORE THAN A PERMANENT
SECRETARY. 8. NO GOVT OFFICIAL
SHALL HAVE
MORE THAN ONE OFFICIAL CAR. 9.
NO GOVT OFFICIAL OR APPOINTEE WOULD BE
ENTITLED TO FOREIGN
MEDICAL TREATMENT (whatever is
provided for the citizens should
be good enough for our
officials). 10. THERE SHALL BE NO
OFFICE OF THE FIRST LADY AT THE FEDERAL,
and STATE GOVT LEVELS.
ITS NO MORE ABOUT SUBSIDY ALONE: The
American President has only 2
aircraft, our president has 9in his fleet and
voted money recently to buy1 more!
The British prime Minister has only 2
official cars, our president has 23 in his pool
and only, recently voted 300m naira to buy
2 more bullet/bomb proof ones! Senators in
the US earn about$6,000
dollars monthly and dats about what a
university professor,or a director in a state
dept, or a doctor wt 20yrs experience, or a
teacher wt 25yrs experience earn too, but in
Nigeria a senator earns245million Naira per
annum! Dats d salary of 25 vice chancellors,
or 50 medical doctors, or 60 directors, or 500
schl teachers!
The US, almost d size of Africa with about
500million people have 24 ministers, and 32
govt parastatals and commisions, Nigeria has
42 cabinet ministers, and over 50
government parastatals!
America with about 500million people
and more mileage to drive consumes
39million litres of petrol daily, Nigeria with
150million people 60% out of which live in
remote areas, yet our govt tells us we
consume about 35million ltrs of petrol daily!
IS SUBSIDY REALLY THE PROBLEM OF NIGERIA?
'When you marry an illiterate woman as a
wife, you will definitely make stupid
decisions like jonathan'-wole soyinka spoke.
When Govt becomes irresponsible, The
people respond!
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Nigerians Made A Mistake Not Electing Buhari – El-Rufai by smileyprin(m): 12:24pm On Jan 09, 2012
Given that nigerians dragged themselves into this precarious situation by choosing nd votin That Clueless Dumb ass to power over a known incorruptible man due to thier selfish,greedy,sentimental mindset is really appalling, ol i can just conclude is, GudLuk 9jeria!
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Year Later: Remembering Olubusayo Awomolo (Bawomolo) : Light A Candle For Him by smileyprin(m): 9:53am On Nov 30, 2011
So sad it was, A perfect Gentleman R.I.P Bro,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Exchange Ur 2go Usernames by smileyprin(m): 6:11am On Nov 01, 2011
smileyprince
FashionRe: Anyone For Glasses? by smileyprin(m): 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2011
LOL, Got ma frst pair ov Glasses when i waz 19, it was a bit wierd seein with it,but the me (image), is funny initially buddies nd classmates startd Tauntin me, 'Welcum to The Club' but now i'm so used to it couple with the fact that i always have it on.
IslamRe: Muslim Singles, Let Us Have A Talk by smileyprin(m): 6:58am On Sep 15, 2011
Ideal lady
BusinessRe: Ngozi: Islamic Banking Is Ok by smileyprin(m): 1:56pm On Jul 07, 2011
These seems such a simple issue,simply research what its all about,screw d name, weigh the advantages and disadvantages and if u're not impressed leave it, period!!!
PoliticsRe: Katsina Has N16 Billion While Others Are Owing: New Governors Take Note! by smileyprin(m): 11:26am On Jun 16, 2011
To be objective d yaradua legacy continues, wether higher allocation or not what does the so called oil producing governors hav to show 4 it, credit to d deserved
BusinessRe: Anglican Bishops Kick Against Proposed Islamic Bank by smileyprin(m): 9:40pm On Jun 14, 2011
if it can work effectively in SA where muslims are 2.5 percent why not nig? it will be beneficial if so calld religious scholars worry abt more important issues though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kastina Issue, Pls Nairalanders Advice Me by smileyprin(m): 5:44pm On Jun 04, 2011
i lived there nd its preety cool,no troubles,couple hangout places nd yeah quite town with lotta wealthy folks.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A friend by smileyprin(m): 11:02am On Jun 03, 2011
hmmm gudluck ,
TravelRe-arik by smileyprin(op): 10:57am On Jun 03, 2011
I Flyed with them twice nd it was excellent,from joburg to lagos but i heard the local flight is crap!

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